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Aggroundnut:
Those old pipo wey dey massage broken bones dem dey get the original one , ShopRite dey get ooo but theirs is adulterated, but is no to bad

Goggle how it looks like okay

What state r you from pretty

badt guy

arkad321:
thanks a lots boss. The issue is that i dont have any credit in my sim and I know others will send it pretending to be me.
I think it will be best if I drop it here or send you a mail

are you Aminu?

Namaster:
You don't need a cult, you need more COJONES!

You need to realise that your car is a 2-ton KILLING machine.

Use it as needed.

NEVER get out of your car when dealing with criminals like the ones in your story.

And if you are already outside, pretend like you need to get in to "settle them" and RAM their generations into OBLIVION.

When dealing with ANIMALS, you must become the bigger BEAST.

By the way, it's one thing to VOLUNTARILY settle the boys in your area but it's absolute MADNESS to give random LOWLIVES you just met at a venue #20k.

With that STUPID gesture, you positioned yourself as a VICTIM to be exploited and extorted.

Next time:

Walk FAST.
DON'T smile.
IGNORE their greetings or calls.

And NEVER offer #20k to RANDOS without an AK47 pressed to your skull.

I swear to God you just gave me a shot of morale boost and confidence. If not that it will be an insult to ask for your aza, i for paste sumtin(pun intended)

Biqsahm:
Bro forget dat thing oooo, no go dey look fr wetin no look fr u ooo, make I yarn u guy, nobody I repeat again nobody wey dem no fit obtain fr street ooo na who come cast himself say dey obtain am na him b coward ooo forget dat blood thirsty vengeful spirit e go cost u ur peace of mind. Se o ti ye eh nisin.

noted

arkad321:
can,you helpe,with 1k i am starving since 2days ago

What i want to say now, hope you wont mind?

I went through you posts, and all i see is you begging for 5h, 2h, 1k etc. But wait how long will you continue? Don't you have something doing? I cant imagine a man going online begging small change. Atleast if you wan beg, beg with pride-10k above (pun intended).

All right, send your aza to my number(09013427234) hopefully by/before tomorrow, i will send you sumthing tangible...

RealityKings1:
Benin Internet Dangote

I wont insult your intelligence by denying what you said

meobizy:
You claimed you don’t know the area. You’re either new or you visit there to knack a female. A police escort for five thousand Naira is more effective than losing tens of thousands to riff raffs. Head to a police station and tell whoever you see there your predicament. Policemen enjoy terrorizing cultists. They’ll give you discounts occasionally.

alright, i'll do just that

madridguy:
Go through this link first before you reason anything.

https://www.nairaland.com/5207293/story-cult-phase-included

thanks man.....

Padipadi:
AllMight, why is ya name looking defeated?
Isn't that supposed to mean almighty?
The dirty boys saw the rear in you and decided to exploit you. You also easily gave in like a woman of easy virtue because you felt you had the money.
You will be exploited anytime they sight you because you have become their chicken and their salad toss.
Be prepared to resist them next time and report them to NSCDC, ICPC, EFCC And NPF. Report early and drop their details if you know it.
After that you need to stay low key because of other cultists with painment.

I was alone and in an unfamiliar place. A man should know when to back down....

meobizy:
Carry police escort next time.

Shey na everyday i go dey use escort.... The only time i used convoy and armed escort (not police, private security organisation) was when i went to my hometown for an uncle funeral. I wanted to show off and act cool though

I was driving through a town today on my way to Benin city. Some guys stopped me and demanded i gave them something. As today is sunday, i just dropped 20k for them thinking they will even be glad. Them one of them who happened to be the leader said that 20k is not enough, i should make it at least 50k. I told them that i cant give them that amount, even the 20k i gave them was because i just felt like it. Even if i want to give them, no cash. The guy still said transfer is ok, but i will make it 100k.

Omoh that's how i changed it for them, i said they should try and stop me if they have the ability. As soon as i start the car, the opened the door and entered. Either i give them the money or they leave with me. I couldnt drive away with them in the car, lest they do something to me on the way, and i dont even know the town at all. I later pleaded with them and transferred extra 15k before they all got off and let me go....

In my mind i know i will be back to that town to show them. I don mark their face, especially the leader.

G0Oodharddick:
After eating ur money, what next? She dumps you for the next available maga.

Paying a girl for sex means you're the loser. She enjoyed your dick and also took ur money away, whereby in reality na she supposed pay you for the sex

Having money and giving them money are two different thing. Just as them Rushing you and you not giving two shit about them are two different thing.

Everyday247:
Off topic: have you watched my hero academia?

Yeah..

Reggzy:
use scissors to cut it yourself

i will just end up stabbing myself in the ass

illicit:
I use a clipper or shaving stick sometimes...

Ain't that how it's done?

I cant see down to that side

Easy boy, easy!

illicit:
That's not a toilet, right...?

na half self contain na

This lady promised to gimme a RJ and BJ. I need that are to be smooth, make she no go chop my hair.


Someone told me to be plucking it the "chicken way".... Any better ideas?

Sleeknigga:
popular lies to dissuade simple men

Even this insignificant nigga dare act presumptously? Get off my mention

Lets start.


First, you all can adress me as, "Your Honor"

Olodo ai

All this one is rubbish. Just have more than enough rabas, na dem go dey rush you

What if my girlfriend is staying with her mother

Sirchiboy:
True or false?

Hope you are preparing well for jamb

Letmecum:
Big fool ode

Its not as if i did not allow you to cum

Natbrowny:
Bro. I need that weed u slashed, I need to dey reason like dis once a while

plain weed or the one laced with colorado or sk

The average nigerian girl never knew that if a pilot fly a jet and land ontop zinc, the goat will know that milk and zobo wont make a lizard pregnant by sunbasking in the sun. Whereas the preacher man knew that android phone dont have the mind to tell the airport men that lion and fish are four letter words.


a word is wise enough for the wise or how them take talk am?

SultanOfAbia:
make she getat
Poor girl with poor sense

you need to put them where they beloong

SultanOfAbia:
Person wey never sub for 4 days, very broke mumu girl.

Only that she fine.
Na she use her hand cast the 25k i plan give her just for today.
Later i give her money but her stupidity don cast everything.

Make she go find where she go chop this night. Mumu girl

Brother will you die if you dont "act cool"

Fahvvy:
Wait o ...

Y'all still have your exes number? ...

Less than a day?

Exceed15:
You better forget everything about her and stip stalking on social media.

adongetiu

She broke up with me recently and her next status update was, A picture of an anaconda next to a worm with the caption: "hung like a field mouse"