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EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 10:06am On Aug 29, 2015
Jackossky:
Watup brother, are u an aspirant,what course grin
U dey stammer sotey u no fit differenciate btw brother and Sister
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 9:16pm On Aug 28, 2015
The 'Change' 'Change' tin is really affecting this thread..From Wrapper tying fellas to Stammerers,Now we are in the Era of HAUSA speaking Fellas.....Thanks to Uniben,Twas a Relief.. Phew!..... sha,We are hiting 1000, Thank gracious There's a price attached already... *Grabs Soda nd Cheeze ball while the beauty of 'Change' unfolds'....
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 6:21pm On Aug 28, 2015
Venus007:
grin grin grin . See him dp sef. E jst be lyk e-stammerer.
lollest *Views dp asap*She was Right afterall....What will i tell my God now?? dis girl yaf kill me....
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 6:17pm On Aug 28, 2015
Adah96:
ahahahahahaha witch!
Witch no qualify her atall....Searching my dico for a better word....Chaiiiii
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 6:11pm On Aug 28, 2015
DoctorAB:
Jesuuuu.... Just few days off the thread. Page 981 shai.
Heya! i feel ur Pain...Lately we have been seeing Raps,banters nd Drawls than "Uniben nd Us"..... Welcome Sire
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 6:04pm On Aug 28, 2015
Venus007:
Lwkmd! @ 'uu nd relaxrelax'.... My Mum is jst luking at me here.
Lolzzz....And u Caused it,U gave him the Room nd medium to feel himself (dude shouted at the top of his voice"Aye! i do it for the humour,do u like it?" ). at d end u ridiculed him,Punished him,Made him helpless With those Neuro-Lines.... Ahswearagod! u are a wicked sombori
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 4:53pm On Aug 28, 2015
Venus007:
*sigh* People like u make me want to specialize in Neurosurgery. Pukka36, abeg clear one bed.
and dis is the real Humour,not the uu nd relaxrelax.....Lmao
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 4:21pm On Aug 28, 2015
Ray360:
hahaha hahaha... Creek, oya reply. when I said rappers are gangsters, Dharay debunked. it's playing out already.
seconded and Thirded
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 3:55pm On Aug 28, 2015
Adah96:
Lol m not der o
Chill...Dere's Nothing like e-Slap btw here has lost it's Purpose...hopefully coz most of erm Wrappers are don writing
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 3:45pm On Aug 28, 2015
Adah96:
Warriz hall dizcheesy cheesy
Dudes Tying Wrappers or should i say "Rapping weed"
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 3:42pm On Aug 28, 2015
Adah96:
Warriz hall dizcheesy cheesy
Dudes Tying Wrappers or should i say "Dudes Rapping Weed"
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 2:50pm On Aug 28, 2015
Yonddaime:
I totally agree with you.
where did we drop the word "Optimistic"huh?
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 2:25pm On Aug 28, 2015
RobinHez:
Nobody asked u?! tongue










Just kidding!! grin Congrats Nelson!
..

lol..Thanks Man
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 9:51am On Aug 28, 2015
Done nd Dusted! I wrote yesterday nd if u ask me twas easy nd awesome....If u are Writing Gov't,Lit nd CRS fear Not as far as u read well...questions were normal radom questions in WAEC nd JAMB....In my Litereture most questions came frm poems,plays nd Prose.."Serenade",hardlines",The Sun Rising",Negro speaks of river,ambassandor of proverty,Soul's errand"......"Old man nd The Sea,Woman in her prime nd others.....If u read dese text u are safe......
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 11:27am On Aug 27, 2015
Brian10:
Good luck.. Success is yours.
thanks Man
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 10:51am On Aug 27, 2015
Morning fellas.....Ayam writing today,abeg mak una wish me Luck
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 8:47pm On Aug 22, 2015
Teempakguy:
what the _fuck? undecided
lolzzzz... Calm down Sire.....
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 8:46pm On Aug 22, 2015
kuteNUEL:
Ahhhh!......we don write ooo....the rest dey God hand.....I say Uniben wan killi me with calculations for khemis3 ......choi....only 2theoritical auestion out of 15.....ahh!...but my God pass Dem sha..exactly the calcs topic I wnt through dis morning dy brought!....English was damn flawless...got so many tips of the comprehension passage..the synonyms and antonyms...and d orals serf..mehn turu turu Diaris God....Biology hmmm .....I comment my reserve...was the usuals ..no over stretching...I bless God for it....Physics..was just there!...dama I hate physics right from time....can't wait to dump it.....All in all..na GODWIN grin
ayha!!! congrat man
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 8:27pm On Aug 22, 2015
SmithRussell:
Can't just wait to start studying engineering.. The only thing sickening is having so many male coursemates. Don't like being around dudes.
I feel ur Pain...Quick advice,U can Switch to food Science,'em dudes u wud have arround no more...
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m):
IamTobie:
THURSdytes are quite many here.... They indeed repeat questions... Never take important things for granted...
'THURSdytes' dats a new Dico word formed by an Aspirant,....we neva Enter school we don dey create,we go kill 'em wen we enter be dat.....Brotherly i see yhu,I'm In for Thursday too...im a THURSdyte...
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 8:08pm On Aug 22, 2015
IamGodsOwn:
[color=#990000][/color] Testimony time!

There'd too much to say. God did something really amazing and I am Grateful. Turns out my center was same as in jamb,Same class/hall/rivers and same dude who sat beside me in Jamb was seated beside me today. not like I asked sha but made me feel comfortable. The English questions were questions I had seen before and coincidentally one of my friends who wrote by 3 had told me like 3 questions in English which I foolishly ignored but ended up seeing them 5mins later. All in all God is faithful and I am blessed!
good Omen i guess
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 8:04pm On Aug 22, 2015
Pukka36:
Yeah,Jejely looking unto God.
God is ur Muscle btw i'm Writing on thursday... *Carries book* *glancing tru it*
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 3:34pm On Aug 22, 2015
blueto:
After writing WAEC!!!
After writing JAMB!!!
After scoring 180 in the UTMB!!!ߓȊAfter practising jamb past questions for POST UTMB!!!
After paying 40k for acceptance fee,
10k for 1ax clearance and over 100k for tuition fee!!!
After paying extra 30k (single room) and 40k (self-contain) for house rent and other dues!!!
After payin faculty due,
Departmental due and other dues!!!
After carrying file from one office to another!!!ߚꊁfter trekking from school gate to your faculty under hot sun!!!
After drinking garri for months!!!
After standing in queue for close to an hour @ATM stand!!!
After so many copy and pass assignments!!!
After visiting friends for food!!!ߑꊁfter buying #100 mtn and Etisalat just to collect megabite for assignment!!! |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
After standing up for first timers in all fellowship!!!
After overcoming the dangers of living without parents!!!
After surviving the pressures of some sadistic lecturers!!!
After having sleepless nights preparing for your exams!!!
After going to night classes and tutorials every day!!!ߓڊAfter going to prayer gathering and performing all the 5 solats every day!!!
Aftet overcoming the lecturer theater stress!!!
After arguing with students that secure space for their friends with pen, book, bag, and even lipstick!!!
After all this for 2- 3- 4- 5- years, and writing your final exams at the end!!!
Na there one old witch for your village, go xum xay! you no go makem for life, you no go find decent job, or make money in your business, or won't graduate with your mates!!!
Infact, i decree that the next thunder preparing in heaven will fire them in the NAME OF God....!

Cc: Every NL Uniben Students/Aspirants smiley

Copied wink
Too many "AFTER". Sha God no dey sleep
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 3:32pm On Aug 22, 2015
Pukka36:
Choitongue


Uniben has plan...


I like the way the exam hard shacry


IMPOSTOR....EM' CASH SOMEBORI WEY CUN WRITE 4 PELXINcheesy
Chaiiiii....Is Wah ooo...Sha na Naija we dey...If dem Right aptitude test for person now,howcd person go take tackle exams wen e get the question? Sha Ah yam not Suprise......Hope urs went well
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 8:45am On Aug 22, 2015
HAILINGS....morning ya'll
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 8:45am On Aug 22, 2015
Xeinstra1:
Okay... I'm only a threat because you've made up your mind that I am... That's good... People like you make it easier for me to succeed.
lol.. Epic
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 11:47pm On Aug 20, 2015
Fredahlicious:
deep thought....aw d hell hm i gonna write english language to morro....lorddddddddddddd!!..im so down now...tinkin of my imperfections
Free Urself...my good Wishes
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 2:41pm On Aug 20, 2015
blueto:
this scamer just registered today. And he thinks we Uniben aspirants are vulnerable to defrauding activities.

that antispambot wouldn't ban these kind of posters!
lol...u are Mouthed
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 1:58pm On Aug 20, 2015
IamTobie:
CRS o.... The hardest I've ever seen....
getting Scared Already.....How fa with Literature?
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 10:01pm On Aug 19, 2015
Mrkelv:
Uniben Hostel is Too Bad. I got here around 1pm today and I have been making observations.

The kind of life style guys live here is so bad. Everywhere is scattered and Extremely Dirty.


I've lost motivation to write this exam. I can't imagine staying here for 4years.


I just hope I get myself together before Friday.
ur Ajebotic-Nature must b heavenly made..lol,but U right tho...Wateva happened to off Khuh
Poems For ReviewRe: Original Love Poems by AlNelssyn(m): 3:27pm On Aug 19, 2015
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Poems For ReviewRe: Original Love Poems by AlNelssyn(m):
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white as Snow,magnificient horse rode she,
Imbued with noble gifts, Thy Lyric,Thy Love.
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white as Snow,magnificient horse rode she,
Imbued with noble gifts,bless nd bold,
So good a saint,thy character charmed me.
Venerable as th' moon,thy sight doth make me gay,
My lady! My lady,thine'd say,
Thou hast made thee lost in Romantic thoughts,
In thoughts,thine seem nut.
So rare a wonderful lass,
Thou meek heart adorneth thine to fullest,
Prithee!thine love for thee shoudn't be rendered
cass,
for tis thee who maketh thine love surest.
Alas! thine hast never been so graced bfore with a
paragon for a lover,
For thine hast climbed Mountains,seas hast thine
sailed,kindoms hast thine gone over nd over,
But have found noth thou kind
Thine liest noth,in nd bold,
So ght doth make me gay, Thy Lyric,Thy Love.
Hark! Hark!! ye! thine beauty behold,
white as Snow,magnificient horse rode she,
Imbued with noble gifts,bless nd bold,
So good a saint,thy character charmed me.
Venerable as th' moon,thy sight doth make me gay,
My lady! My lady,thine'd say,
Thou hast made thee lost in Romantic thoughts,
In thoughts,thine seem nut.
So rare a wonderful lass,
Thou meek heart adorneth thine to fullest,
Prithee!thine love for thee shoudn't be rendered
cass,
for tis thee who maketh thine love surest.
Alas! thine hast never been so graced bfore with a
paragon for a lover,
For thine hast climbed Mountains,seas hast thine
sailed,kindoms hast thine gone over nd over,
But have found noth thou kind
Thine liest noth,in the universe hast none of suc My lady! My lady,thine'd say,
Thou hast made thee lost in Romantic thoughts,
In thoughts,thine seem nut.

So rare a wonderful lass,
Thou meek heart adorneth thine to fullest,
Prithee!thine love for thee shoudn't be rendered cass,
for tis thee who maketh thine love surest.

Alas! thine hast never been so graced bfore with a paragon for a lover,
For thine hast climbed Mountains,seas hast thine sailed,kindoms hast thine gone over nd over,
But have found noth thou kind
Thine liest noth,in the universe hast none of such beauty liveth.[b]Hark! Hark!! ye! thine beauty behold,
white as Snow,magnificient horse rode she,
Imbued with noble gifts,bless nd bold,
So good a saint,thy character charmed me

Venerable as th' moon,thy sight doth make me gay,
My lady! My lady,thine'd say,
Thou hast made thee lost in Romantic thoughts,
In thoughts,thine seem nut.

So rare a wonderful lass,
Thou meek heart adorneth thine to fullest
Prithee!thine love for thee shoudn't be rendered cass,
for tis thee who maketh thine love surest.

Alas! thine hast never been so graced bfore with paragon for a lover,
For thine hast climbed Mountains,seas hast thine sailed,kindoms hast thine gone over nd over,
But have found noth thou kind
Thine liest noth,in the universe hast none of su beauty liveth.[/b]Hark! Hark!! ye! thine beaut
Imbued with noble gifts,bless nd bold,
So good a saint,thy character charmed me.

Venerable as th' moon,thy sight doth make me gay,
My lady! My lady,thine'd say,
Thou hast made thee lost in Romantic thoughts,
In thoughts,thine seem nut.

So rare a wonderful lass,

Thou meek heart adorneth thine to fullest,
Prithee!thine love for thee shoudn't be rendered cass,
for tis thee who maketh thine love surest.

Alas! thine hast never been so graced bfore with a paragon for aFor thine hast climbed Mountains,seas hast thine sailed,kindoms hast thine gone over nd over
But have found noth thou kind
Thine liest noth,in the universe hast none of such beauty livethThy Lyric,Thy Love.

Hark! Hark!! ye! thine beauty behold,
white as Snow,magnificient horse rode she,
Imbued with noble gifts,bless nd bold,
So good a saint,thy character charmed me.

Venerable as th' moon,thy sight doth make me gay,
My lady! My lady,thine'd say,
Thou hast made thee lost in Romantic thoughts,
In thoughts,thine seem nut.

So rare a wonderful lass,
Thou meek heart adorneth thine to fullest,
Prithee!thine love for thee shoudn't be rendered cass,
for tis thee who maketh thine love surest.

Alas! thine hast never been so graced bfore with a paragon for a lover,
For thine hast climbed Mountains,seas hast thine sailed,kindoms hast thine gone over nd over,
But have found noth thou kind
Thine liest noth,in the universe hast none of such beauty liveth.[b]Hark! Hark!! ye! thine beauty behold,
white as Snow,magnificient horse rode she,
Imbued with noble gifts,bless nd bold,
So good a saint,thy character charmed me.

Venerable as th' moon,thy sight doth make me gay,
My lady! My lady,thine'd say,
Thou hast made thee lost in Romantic thoughts,
In thoughts,thine seem nut.

So rare a wonderful lass,
Thou meek heart adorneth thine to fullest,
Prithee!thine love for thee shoudn't be rendered cass,
for tis thee who maketh thine love surest.

Alas! thine hast never been so graced bfore with a paragon for a lover,
For thine hast climbed Mountains,seas hast thine sailed,kindoms hast thine gone over nd over,
But have found noth thou kind
Thine liest noth,in the universe hast none of such beauty liveth.[/b]Hark! Hark!! ye! thine beauty behold,
white as Snow,magnificient horse rode she,
Imbued with noble gifts,bless nd bold,
So good a saint,thy character charmed me.

Venerable as th' moon,thy sight doth make me gay,
My lady! My lady,thine'd say,
Thou hast made thee lost in Romantic thoughts,
In thoughts,thine seem nut.

So rare a wonderful lass,
Thou meek heart adorneth thine to fullest,
Prithee!thine love for thee shoudn't be rendered cass,
for tis thee who maketh thine love surest.

Alas! tlimbed Thy Lyric,Thy Love.
Hark! Hark!! ye! thine beauty behold,
white as Snow,magnificient horse rode she,
Imbued with noble gifts,bless nd bold,
So good a saint,thy character charmed me.
Venerable as th' moon,thy sight doth make me gay,
My lady! My lady,thine'd say,
Thou hast made thee lost in Romantic thoughts,
In thoughts,thine seem nut.
So rare a wonderful lass,
Thou meek heart adorneth thine to fullest,
Prithee!thine love for thee shoudn't be rendered
cass,
for tis thee whketh thine love surest
Alas! thineeen so graced bfor
para
For thine hast climbed Mountains,seas hast thine
sailed,kindoms hast

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