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Trump talks about blowing up Oman:

The straits will be open to everybody, and they won’t be controlled by anybody. We will watch over them.

Oman will behave just like everybody else, or we will have to blow them up. pic.twitter.com/66Y6Rwx5Uc

— Clash Report (@clashreport) May 27, 2026

go soon come and go so that this man will follow and go .

Talismann:
to you alone. Speak for yourself

to everyone prayer is useless. If it works why blaming politicians not the one you’re praying to ?

Talismann:
folks, before leaving home every morning, always pray to not be in the wrong place at the wrong time that day.

If not, explanation go finish for your mouth

prayer is useless.

Imagine say Manchester city didn’t bottled the league on Tuesday by now all manners of hate comment will be flying on this post .

COYG .

UnlimitedNG:
Today is Saturday, you may be married now or still single...Let's reflect on the stupid things we have done for the sake of love and let us all get entertained with the experiences...

I stumbled on a post on this topic and I flashed back to my personal experience some years ago. So, let me start with mine. Mind you, I am now happily married with 3 children.

Some years ago I was doing strong-head chasing for this Kogi babe I met during NYSC. She relocated to Sokoto after camp. One Friday night around 11p.m., she called me on WhatsApp:
“Babe, I just dey miss you anyhow. If to say you dey here now…”

As Lagos boy with mumu love, I stood up from my bed in Surulere. Next thing, I was at Jibowu park. No toothbrush, no ATM card, just ₦18k and the hoodie I was wearing. I entered God is Good night bus to Sokoto. Sixteen hours journey o.

I didn’t even tell her I was coming. I wanted it to be a “romantic surprise”. I arrived Saturday afternoon, dusty, smelling like conductor’s armpit, and called her. She shouted: “Ah! You no serious! I just landed in Lagos this morning for my cousin’s wedding!”

Immediately, my brain reset. I stood under Sokoto sun for 10 minutes, calculating my life. I used my last ₦3k to buy fura da nono and sat at the park. Then, I took the next night bus back to Lagos on Sunday. Roughly 32 hours on the road total. She sent me “awww thanks for trying” with laughing emoji.

Till today, my wife still calls me, “Sokoto lover” because I told her about the experience... and NEPA took light the day I tried to explain myself.

Going to church and believing there’s one man sitting in the sky that’ll never prevent killings even inside a church.

There’s no mumu thing that pass reading Bible and defending those nonsense written inside it especially slavery, killings, lies and others .

truxperteam:
We all have that one bank app that has embarrassed us at the worst possible moment.
You're at the counter trying to pay. The app crashes. You're sending urgent money to someone. The app says "transaction failed" but your account is debited. You're trying to check your balance. The app is "undergoing maintenance" for the third day in a row.
Nigerian bank apps have put us through genuine suffering and we need to talk about it.
So which bank app is the worst in 2026?


GTBank GTWorld
Access Bank AccessMore
First Bank FirstMobile
UBA Mobile
Zenith Bank Mobile
Union Bank
Fidelity Bank
Sterling Bank
Stanbic IBTC
Other (drop the name)

Share your worst experience below 👇🇳🇬
You can also search Truxper on Google to rate your bank permanently so others know what to expect before opening an account.

I’m using the first 2 on the list and I must say I’ve never experienced anything bad from them .

Mtmike:
Na still jesus

in good and bad times

Him alone be praised

In bad you blame Satan , politicians and everyone else but the useless god and Jesus . You only remember him when man achieved success on their own .

We for no buy players and let the yeye Jesus carry the cup give us

When we’re using Nkethia, sanogo, Mustafi, Rob holding that Jesus for give us the league na .

jesusjnr2020:
Win or lose, Jesus is still King!

KING of kings!

Jesus is your king of kings why do you keep calling politicians over hardship and insecurity ? What is your king doing ?

nlfpmod:
Before Japa Vs After Japa:



© Martin Nworah

Source

he looks better on the first picture imagine say he come bath and dress well with good camera.

Cherrybae:
Not even one Arsenal player in the list. A shame

Wetin you smoke ? SAKA ,EZE, Declan and Madueke na Chelsea players ?

owagbeba:
With remote access… those verifications are not available. They used the dodge app he downloaded to screen record his activities. With those data they remotely accessed the opay app on his phone with the same login details, and accessed his funds… no brainer!

in IOS do you know the process the hacker has to go before getting such app on his screen? Infact IOS won’t even let it scale through, all what you said is possible on android that’s my point.

daylay7:
Today makes it a week that my money in my opay account was mysteriously transfer to one kuda account named Sani Hannatu. I contacted Opay through tweeted and was told it was under investigation. And up till now, they have not said anything. Please, I dont know who has an idea on how to get my money back. Mehn! Opay do me something!

I downloaded an app through an Ad on one of the social media and after installing it, I noticed my phone touch pad misbehaving and i uninstalled the app but the interface of the app remain on my phone despite removing it from the app list on my phone. Yet, the phone touch pad misbehaving. I already gave up to buy another phone and suddenly, my phone screen went blind and later showing updating app. After 3 hours, it was still showing same. I restarted the phone and restored factory setting. I checked my Opay account and noticed my money was gone. . How do i get my money back?

And the phone let me guess ?Android right ?

Next time even in android there are measures that warns you from such hacking websites, IOS most times stops the websites from opening .

Mynd44:
As much as you are right, we need to talk about how a scam app was able to get the thieves access into his bank account.

Note that he didn't download a fake Opay app, he already had Opay so how was that scam app able to access his bank accout?


No SMS OTP, No mail, no verification at all. If this is true, then it shows how unsafe opay is rather than blame the user

Depends on the type of security layers he added to the OPay account. Like biometric verifications , those two steps security layers is very important.

EmmyMaestro:
“He blocked me because I forgot to clean his house” – Lady shares painful breakup experience

A Nigerian lady has sparked reactions online after sharing how a man allegedly ended their relationship because she forgot to clean up his apartment after spending the night at his place.

According to a video shared on TikTok by a user identified as @Grow_Withsteph, they had been talking for about two months and only recently started dating before she visited his house for the first time.

She explained that she is naturally forgetful and had even warned him before he left for work that morning.

“I’m the kind of person that is very forgetful. I forget things quickly and easily. He told me, ‘Please help me shut my windows if rain falls,’ and I told him to remind me because I would forget,” she said.

The lady said after the man left for work, she slept off again and later left the house without arranging the bed or throwing away the leftover food he bought for her the previous night.

She revealed that the man later complained that his apartment smelled and looked untidy when he returned home.

Despite apologising repeatedly, he allegedly told her he was no longer interested in the relationship before blocking her everywhere.

“He said it might seem small to me, but it’s big to him. The person that had been telling me ‘I love you’ blocked me everywhere without allowing me respond. This is the first time a man is breaking up with me. I’m always the one doing the breakup,” she added.

The story has generated mixed reactions online, with some people saying cleanliness matters in relationships while others felt the man overreacted.

Social media users continue to debate whether the breakup was justified or if the man acted too harshly over the incident.

https://www.tiktok.com/video/S9YPMfpkpP9f-vjODii

Does she normally forgets things like going to work ? Her phone at home , her salary, she didn’t forget when they met and started dating .

She only forgets cleaning the house . Nice one .

kingthreat:
Let's face it, some men are unfortunate in marriage and will marry insatiable wives that will cheat on them. When that is you fate, there is nothing you can do about it. Neither your good looks or money will have you.
But the queestion here is who would you rather be?
Will you be the one to cry about it like Mr. B or the one to be calm and make your moves to hit her when and where she never expected like Mr. A?

A of course.

see as B was disgracing himself online . He think a woman that cheated on you cares about your tears ? Never . Women don’t care about your emotions Infact crying for them makes them hate you more.

[quote author= post=139477788]Forgive me, police officer who threatened to kill anyone filming him on duty apologises




Source: https://punchng.com/forgive-me-police-officer-who-threatened-to-kill-anyone-filming-him-on-duty-apologises/

“Oga Harrison Gwamnishu, you are from Delta State, I am from Edo State. I have been posting videos for a long time, and you didn’t notice them, but you saw this one because I said I would shøot anybody recording me. I didn’t mean it that way. People actually have the right to… https://t.co/tsXLnMeLq2 pic.twitter.com/7sGSRR636Y

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) May 21, 2026

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/8675864/police-officer-newton-isokpehi-threatens#139477948[/quote]Some are shouting forgive him, the same people are crying for better country yet they wouldn’t tolerate what it take to build a better country.

You don’t build a better country by forgiving such behaviors from those that are being paid with your tax money.

You don’t build country with emotions, religion and tribalism.


Let’s keep forgiving wrong doings ok .

Stephen0mozzy:
They say "Curiosity killed the cat..."
Turns out there's an ending part to that saying, which is "...and satisfaction brought it back".

There's no one as curious as a young child, and for some of us during those young years, we let our curiosity almost lead us astray 😅. So let's do a little throwback to those moments when we really learned the hard way, we excitedly did something or try to find out how something worked, and we have never tried it again since then.

Share yours - What did curiosity make you do when you were still growing up as a child that you have not tried again after that event?

Lemme share mine...

Believing that there’s a god sitting somewhere seeing kids being molested dying of hunger but waiting for man to pray before he can act or not act .

AguluLiar:
I don't understand the obsession with all these foreign clubs.

TThere is nothing to gain aside whiling away precious time.
This is something that will not add a penny to your pocket

happiness is underrated to you because you’ve never experienced it before.

Onkoolos:
We know the ojoro they did for burnley yesterday. We know premier league want to let them win it. Premier league is nosense to me…

You sure say them no do your papa ojoro when them born you ?

Ezeego1:
Na this behavior make me c.urse una 20 years ago

there’s nothing like curse.

Oluwadare316:
Another one😂😂no be pep discover football

Yes but during his Era the trophy became harder to win than any time else.

Pep Era is a special ERA bro .

We’re the champions of England.

If your team did not win EPL during Pep era Omo you’re a fake champion.

COYG.

Starz825:
E too sure say Bournemouth go win/draw man city

Man city don play more matches than Bournemouth in the last 7 days ...home team just dey rest..team wey dey unbeaten since January 3rd 2026 till date for league.. u wan beat??

Fatigue don finish man city...and dem already don know subconsciously say arsenal don collect the league since their win against West ham...

Congratulations once again Arsenal

Arsenal was playing champions league while others were resting . Manchester United has been resting all season it still didn’t make them to win league .

Angelfrost:
Just imagine another team helping you win the title while you chill at home!

Is the Lord not Wonderful?!!

Of course since no team can win all their matches it simply means other teams played major roles in helping the eventual winner.

Again let me ask you , If City draw or lose who will benefit apart from Arsenal ? Or do you think Arsenal suddenly fine themselves where they’re my mistake ?

chicfarmer:
Palace go collect extra fees for Eze head if arsenal win the league. Are you thinking what I'm thinking 🤔

Thank you for your attention to this matter (in Donald trump's voice)

that thing pure lie.

ruzell86:
In that case... why is Yeye Bello still walking free as well as contesting and wining the APC primary ticket ?

this is like saying or Mr a committed crime so don’t punish Mr B at the end don’t punish anyone else for crime

Anyways you’re right Shebi God spared David and punish pharaoh and Ananias he even spared Satan and keep punishing others . So no be today’s thing .

ruzell86:
You call this sham under ojuyobo ♾️ democracy?
Abacha must be sighing in his grave. 9ja is in big trouble..

so who commit something shouldn’t go to court or prison ? What exactly is your problem with court and prison ?

TruthU87:
Democracy has shown us that even the dumbest person can end up ruling a nuclear-armed country.

trump is tyrant covered in democracy. Yet people hails him

Dogalmighty17:
They said a lot without saying nothing. Did any of the suspects reveal where the killer Fulani terrorists took the kidnapped school children and staff to? From which GSM mast did the calls from the kidnappers initiate from? The video of the teacher that was slaughtered yesterday was uploaded from which IP address?
The Nigerian police have dogs. Is is that those dogs are so useless and poorly trained that they can't be deployed to sniff out the trail of the abductors? Have any ransom demands being made? If yes, through what channels did the kidnappers establish contact to make such demands?

This is a huge slap on the face of the Tinubu led government but he is too dumb and incompetent to realise it.

Imagine writing interesting thing come spoil it with blaming the president.


How does the president come in on this matter ? So if police fail to do their job as security agencies president should be blame ?

The attempted attack on Trump so is because Trump failed to secure himself or what exactly?

Do you think Atiku , Obi or whoever coming after tinubu is going to make our lazy police change overnight? Or are you going to blame every single time police fail to do the duty they’re paid for on presidents ? Kai

Tboyfrosh123:
man city are the most greediest club I've seen this guys have20 trophies already, what bad will it be to allow arsenal lift one

since when did they start allowing clubs to win trophy by other clubs ? So they bought all those players just to allow Us or other clubs to win trophy?

Lordhanzo:
Of course the agf will be active in this.

Jonathan is an apc mole. Very useless man.
He has been bullied so bad he’s now sucking the drug batons limp wee wee.


Let him test his might with Dickson. I trust Dickson. He will put him in his place.


Uselsss accidental public slave.

You guys are so confused and and mad , some of you says Goodluck is Tinubu nightmare, some says Goodluck is a mole for Tinubu . Which is which ?