₦airaland Forum

Xeinstra1:
I must give you the head.. .. *follows him*

na u go tire na,*nitro all da way*

Xeinstra1:
Hmmm..Odd.. Who wouldnt want a head full of cheese?

*raise up my hand*am ok wif d cheese part,the head part however,hehehehehe,
*keeps runnin*

RobinHez:
Chai! There is God o!
U na medical student or engine?

hehehehe.
Pharmcy bro......

Xeinstra1:
.. You must see the head.. I must give you the head .

*Starts speaking in tongues*,ma sister na jst see i wan see am oooo,no nid of givin am 2 me na...
*runs away*

RobinHez:
I dey bring cooler come o

My broda,because say u na my guy eh,n compensation 4 nt getin employd as ma usher,i go jst dash u
1...2...3...4....and 5 grains of uncooked rice,yea i actualy meant grains nt cups,go cook am urself,na because say na u oooo,
PS....i also need da past qstn....

Xeinstra1:
Ahn Ahn.. My natural hair is just below my shoulders.

hehehehe,abeg do enter uniben,i gats see the head,an let it knw that its reputation has traveld wide and near,

RobinHez:
*tears CV*
I no do again! Chai!
I can do everything xcept no3...I use cane to wake people when sleeping in church
And at least 2 people loose their front teeth every sunday cuz they challenge me.

hehehehe,na usher i need,no b bouncer abeg.....

Mehn,airtel network z kilin me over here......abeg make i go cook.........every1 in da hauz,lata tnz

Xeinstra1:
If my head no dey swell, na lie I tell you.

Hehehehehehe,make e abeg open am make smal air comot b4 e burst,rmba -ur head z needed 4 ur pume,unles u wana cm headless...................

Xeinstra1:
If my head no dey swell, na lie I tell you.

Hehehehehehe,make e abeg open am make smal air comot b4 e burst,rmba -ur head z needed 4 ur pume,unles u wana cm headless...................

Xeinstra1:
I do not live in a house but a room, find your way there and open my head.

U and dis ur head self,.........u sure say no b am disney see cm create rapunzel put 4 high tower abi castle ?

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RobinHez:
Ha!
Bros can I be ur usher? Just to collect offering??


Offering time! And we want dollars, the dollar exchange is very high now!

Hehehehe,qualifications needed to apply
1.u must be born again even b4 u were born
2.ntn les than 40 yrs of ushering xperience
3.u must be able to smile even when angry
if u hav these qualifications proceed to meet XEINSTRA1 for special lessons and adding cheese 2 ur brain,
gudluck

Xeinstra1:
#sighs, Tremendous power? Mayb e, Good use of flattery? I agree.. My brain is still made from cheese.. Want some?

Ermmmmm,i would pas the offer to zedric,u've got a unique xter one quite hard 2 find,keep bein urself *ghost mode reactivated*

Hehehehehe,i ain't preaching buh i believe the truth that therz a higher bein involved and if given the chance one that guides mans affair.....and i believe that therz the need to give honor to whom honor is due...

Xeinstra1:
Quite true.. I sometimes reach into my head for free cheeseballs..

Dear,its funny till..........it start hapening,therez tremendous power in ur tongue,......u're good at handling flatery that i noticed,buh bein briliant and atributing it to cheesehead rather than GOD is quite hilarious !!!,my litle advice...

chibuzineo:
Hmmmm, very correct bro. U 2 much. Nice 1ne oh. Wat do u intend studying abi u b staylite already

nah,an aspirant reping pharmcy uniben.....

Kai,sad writer eh ,u funny ooo,lets start ur metarmophosis stage 4rm bein sad to a sharer of hapines by changing ur moniker,whats ur real name cos i'v got to understand d powa in a name.....
mrning y'all

Xeinstra1:
You're friendly asf.. Unlike me.. You feel emotions.. Unlike me.. I'm a loner... Everyone's smarter than me, my brain is made from cheeseball residue... Anyways, though I admit I do not and will never understand what you feel, I assure you.. Is she ever gave a rat's a$$ bout yo.. She'll be backs.

WTF !.made outta cheese bal residue ?,u gotta be kidding.....

Xeinstra1:
.. I am definitely gonna stop Cartoon Network.. How could I have failed that one..

Lol,well u culd alwayz use it to release stress every nw nd then,bt try nt to get adicted

chibuzineo:
Dre is sumtin dat is called sentence detachment, it entail breaking a sentence so as to get the rite answer. Thus the sentence could be detaxhed as

1) The rioters WERE arrested yesterday

2) One of the rioters HAS been released

Tnx bro.....

chibuzineo:
One of the rioters who -------- arrested yesterday ---------- been realeased.

A) was/ has

B)were/ has

C) was/ have

D) were/ have

Shldn't d ansa b A ?,

Xeinstra1:
D?

B

chibuzineo:
My --------- is for you to refuse the ----------- of the wicked

A) advice/ advise

B) advice/ advice

C) advise/ advise

D) advise/ advice

E) advice/ advises

B

chibuzineo:
Hmmmmm, very correct. Anoder guru

Ermmmm,xplain dt plz...cos one out of the whole rioters, jst one nt d rioters,the subject is suposd 2 b dt 1 dt was release,from concord its shld go wt has nt hav,
i stand to be corrected plz

SadwriTer:
Uniben has never repeated a past question unlike jamb. But, if you know the topics in your textbooks, if you know many words in case of antonymns and synonymns, and if you good in answering comprehensions; u have no qualms. Well, maybe you do cause many people know these things. Secret is, know what others don't know so you can have an edge over them.(All man hustle im own). Look for what you believe is quite challenging and learn it. You can't be outstanding with common lessons. You need an uncommon (grace) knowledge to be a god in your field.

Be a god in your field.
Know what others don't know.
Be a god in your field.

Kai !!!,ur advice jst made me stop watchin 24 season 8,precise words showing exquisite sagacity.....i duff my hats 4 u...

Zedric:
Oga, a beg I think say Na air

Ehe na,air z a mixture,unles my ababio z lying
unles u mean water as u previously posted
*Modified*

mattdasalt:
A vehicle moves with constant acceleration in a
straight line.

A--------------B
its speeds at A and B are U and V
A--------------B
u v

respectively derive an expression for its
speed mid way btw A and B

A------C------B
u K v

(lets assume the mid way point C has a vel of K

RECALL V^2 = U^2 + 2AS
V^2 -U^2=2AS

FROM A TO C( U is the initial vel and K the final vel)
K^2- U^2= 2AS
FROM C TO B(K is the initial vel and Vthe final vel)
V^2 - K^2=2AS


I.E K^2-U^2= V^2-K^2
K^2+ K^2 =V^2+U^2

2K^2=V^2+U^2
K^2=(V^2+U^2)/2

K=√[V^2+U^2)/2

THEREFORE THE SPEED AT THE MID WAY OF A AND B IS √[(V^2+U^2)/2]

Nyc bro.....tnx

Zedric:
Compound.

Contains elements that can't be easily separated. I get am?

Hehehehehe,u no try ooo,it ain't a cmpd its a mixture,cos
1)it has no chemical frmla
2)its constituent elements can be separated by physical methods
3)its individual constituents/elements remain unchangd ie retain their chemical properties
there are morE,bt these few has so far refused 2 leave me

Bro post d ansa abeg,

mattdasalt:
Which of these is not associated with the
movement of the toad, reptile or bird?
A. Hopping
B. Bopping
C. Flapping
D. Gliding
E. Pecking

....E....

mattdasalt:
One of the function of xylem is
A. strengthening the stem
B. manufacturing food
C. reducing loss of water
D. conducting manufactured food
E. storing unused sugar

Would go 4 A

RobinHez:
As an engineering student, we have Eng, Maths, Phy, chem and current affairs....dunno abt other fields

goin 4 pharmcy,any1 else in da hauz goin 4 pharmacy ?