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Crime / Re: Missing 3-Year-Old Maryam Danlami Found Dead In Bauchi by AmazingELixir: 8:27am On Mar 19
lipsrsealed

Naija.cover needs to be banned on Nairaland.

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Crime / Re: Man Machetes His 75-Year-Old Father To Death For Selling His Land by AmazingELixir: 8:00am On Mar 19
lipsrsealed


Akwa ibom state is known for jungle justice....diswan done execute jungle justice for em papa to him all thieves should face thesame fate, I'm not surprised.
Religion / Re: Woman Slumps And Dies While Singing On Altar In Delta Church by AmazingELixir: 1:58pm On Mar 18
shocked shocked shocked


Diswan serious!...May what she worshipped treat her kindly in the afterlife.
Politics / Re: Delta: Army Recovers Mutilated Corpses Of Officers by AmazingELixir: 9:00am On Mar 18
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

I have been wondering why the soldiers did not invite the parties they came to see for the peace talk to their base rather than come to the area in such numbers.

” I have been following all the stories in the media. Well ! They knew why they chose that approach. “


I smell something fishy in this whole saga...my spider sense is telling me Oyel bunkering is involved.

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Travel / Re: Gabriel Diya, Son & Daughter Drown In Swimming Pool In Spain - Inquest Hears by AmazingELixir: 9:59am On Mar 16
Jewessgratitud3:
Why go near big water bodies when you can't swim?

The first and last time I swam in a pool was at ikeja airport hotel in the morning of that day bomb blast happened in Lagos at Oke afa. I made sure I stayed in the shallow part tlll My friends finished swimming. Even when they tried to drag me to the middle of the pool I screamed until they left me undecided

undecided

So swimming pool to you now represent big water body...how then do you describe Lagos lagoon...planet scale water body faa..
Crime / Re: Kidnapping: FCT Police, DSS Don’t Have Ordinary Tracking Devices – Wike by AmazingELixir: 9:22am On Mar 15
adecz:




Politicians just like to talk things
wey nor get meaning..

What do they mean by "tracking device"
for this matter❓❓❓

What we need is helicopter squads in
the kidnap endemic areas for rapid response
to distress calls night or day.

Once we have helicopter emergency
response squads in Abuja, Kaduna,
Zamfara and Kaduna, once kidnappers
strike, the squad is notified and they
take off with armed men and Apache style
military helicopter, they can be at the
location within 30 minutes, while a ground
troop can follow up for reinforcement.

So long as we don't change tactics, these
bandits will never stop.

Too much Hollywood movies dey worry diswan...Apache ni abacha ko.
Crime / Re: Kidnapping: FCT Police, DSS Don’t Have Ordinary Tracking Devices – Wike by AmazingELixir: 9:21am On Mar 15
adecz:




Politicians just like to talk things
wey nor get meaning..

What do they mean by "tracking device"
for this matter❓❓❓

What we need is helicopter squads in
the kidnap endemic areas for rapid response
to distress calls night or day.

Once we have helicopter emergency
response squads in Abuja, Kaduna,
Zamfara and Kaduna, once kidnappers
strike, the squad is notified and they
take off with armed men and Apache style
military helicopter, they can be at the
location within 30 minutes, while a ground
troop can follow up for reinforcement.

So long as we don't change tactics, these
bandits will never stop.

Too much Hollywood movie dey worry diswan...Apache ko abacha ni.
Romance / Re: All Your Wives Are In My Dms, Nigerian Lesbian Brags To Married Men (video) by AmazingELixir: 5:52pm On Mar 14
Ok
Business / Re: Man Tries To Give People Money They Reject, Thinking It Is Ritual Money (video) by AmazingELixir: 4:37pm On Mar 14
grin

Even the poor are rejecting money...were they not told the devil already got them locked down with poverty.

What else can rituals do to them.
Celebrities / Re: Rema Buys A 2019 G63 G-wagon And A 2020 Lamborghini Urus At The Same Time by AmazingELixir: 6:20pm On Mar 13
shocked shocked shocked

N800 Mill....

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Celebrities / Re: Charles Inojie Slammed For 'Not Mourning' Mr Ibu, His Late Friend by AmazingELixir: 6:12pm On Mar 13
undecided undecided undecided

Why is it that some Nigerians don't like minding their business...could it be due to unemployment or shear aprokoism..

Oya dey should gaan mourn Ibu for him nau.

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Sergeant Samuel Imakor For Slapping Woman In Edo by AmazingELixir: 12:17pm On Mar 12
grin

Nigerian security don't see assault of citizens as anything outside their call of duty.

Reason why I avoid them with everything within my being...the ones in my company forming friendship I put them at a very comfortable arms length.
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Sergeant Samuel Imakor For Slapping Woman In Edo by AmazingELixir: 12:11pm On Mar 12
grin
Business / Re: Nigerian Breweries Increases Price Of Products For The Second Time In Two Months by AmazingELixir: 2:50pm On Mar 11
cheesy

Don't care have even stopped drinking beer since I coughed out N1000 to buy a bottle of Heineken in one road side bar.

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Health / Re: First Successful Bilateral Hand Transplant Carried Out In India (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 8:51am On Mar 10
APOPTOSIS:

Good Question from an Intelligent souL.
It takes neural pathway to lift those limbs independently and not just surgically apposing and approximating bones, muscles and fascias through fracture fixation and skin suturing.
It also takes vascular repair to ensure supply to the neural pathway as in vasanevorum. A whole lot.
Let's hope it doesn't turn gangrenous in few days 2kom

If you actually read the write-up, you wouldn't have made this post. Don't always jump to comment without reading through and comprehending.

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Travel / Re: Nearly-completed construction of 76.7 Km Iseyin-Fapote-Ogbomoso Road by Oyo Govt by AmazingELixir: 11:33am On Mar 09
Ok
Politics / Re: Why Buhari did not Implement Orosanye Report - Ex-Minister, Adebayo Shittu by AmazingELixir: 11:32am On Mar 09
undecided


Very useless comment from a very useless man....who is the somebody that will bring it to their attention. To believe this man was actually a minister beats my imagination.
Health / Re: Father Of Four, Chris Ozobia Commits Suicide In Enugu by AmazingELixir: 9:53am On Mar 09
lipsrsealed

Too much suicide lately.

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Crime / Re: Army Caught Suspects Who Vandalized Abia Palm Oil Equipment (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 8:05pm On Mar 08
grin

The only thing I saw clearly there is the shape of their heads.. cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua V Francis Ngannou: Fight Today by AmazingELixir: 5:44pm On Mar 08
Ok


I wonder who Isreal Adesanya will back this time his half country man Joshua or his bestie Francis Ngannou.

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Politics / Re: Proposed Minimum Wage By NLC Across Geopolitical Zones by AmazingELixir: 10:18pm On Mar 07
grin

Useless unions...they should ground the government instead....about 75% of the states cannot pay salaries without Federal allocation based on the subsisting wages and these buffoons are clamouring for unrealistic figures.

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Travel / Re: Passengers Scamper For Safety As Fire Break Out At Lagos Airport by AmazingELixir: 4:44pm On Mar 07
Ok oo
Travel / Re: Tanker Crushes Fresh Abia Poly Graduate After Clearance (Graphic Photos) by AmazingELixir: 12:19pm On Mar 06
shocked

RIP, hope it is not that brought this news.
Food / Re: Benue Chef, Naira Victor Sets New Record After Cooking For 135 Hours by AmazingELixir: 10:37pm On Mar 04
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Make them rest abeg
Cookathon my ass
But of what value does this shit add to the intelligence of humanity

I want to see theoretical physics, coding, invention, hacking, networking, cable glanding expert, cosmology, quantum theory, harmonic oscillators and linear waves

Not some bullshit cookathon shit

Grab my weed with anger while walk out of this thread

lipsrsealed


Which of those fields you listed is your specialisation, choose carefully my blossom friend is Efcc.
Food / Re: Benue Chef, Naira Victor Sets New Record After Cooking For 135 Hours by AmazingELixir: 10:36pm On Mar 04
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Make them rest abeg
Cookathon my ass
But of what value does this shit add to the intelligence of humanity

I want to see theoretical physics, coding, invention, hacking, networking, cable glanding expert, cosmology, quantum theory, harmonic oscillators and linear waves

Not some bullshit cookathon shit

Grab my weed with anger while walk out of this thread

lipsrsealed


Which of those fields you listed is your specialisation?

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Returns To Nigeria After Qatar Trip (Video) by AmazingELixir: 9:44pm On Mar 04
grin grin grin.

Oya one_Two_go ....people from that side start the wailing already

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Career / Re: How Do You Cope With 60k Salary In Port Harcourt ? by AmazingELixir: 6:33pm On Mar 04
greatness77:
in asaba things are very cost an agent will charge you 400k for a house that you will be paying 350k altogether 750k but the worst part is no work and if you manage to see one it wont pass 20k
You will hardly see a place where they will be paying you 40k and if you manage to see you will work work work work work

That's too bad.
Career / Re: How Do You Cope With 60k Salary In Port Harcourt ? by AmazingELixir: 9:30am On Mar 03
grin

Op is asking the wrong question...in actual fact which city in Nigeria can any person survive on a N60k monthly salary.

My own monthly transportation in Lagos is almost that amount...

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Politics / Re: Oronsaye Report: Uncertainty Over 48 Ministers by AmazingELixir: 9:29am On Mar 03
Naira20:
Anyone taking Tinubu serious doesn't know what to do with his or her life.

Tinubu and his anti-corruption stance is like the Devil making an altar call to sinners

undecided

Are you sure you read this reportage or in your usually way you jumped to comment first with zero logic.
Politics / Re: Gov Alia Accuses APC Chairman, Agada Of Invading Benue With Gunmen by AmazingELixir: 7:29am On Mar 02
undecided

What exactly is wrong with governors from Benue state always pointing accusing fingers on someone else for their inability to tackle the security challenges in their state. Samuel Ortom was known for this, the new governor has continued with the trend.

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Crime / Re: Printing Of Fake Currencies: Couple, Retired Colonel Arrested In Lagos by AmazingELixir: 7:12am On Mar 02
grin

Nigerians and crime
Crime / Re: IBD Dende Threatens to Kill Customs Officer for Seizing His Smuggled Goods by AmazingELixir: 4:24pm On Mar 01
grin

IBD, once lodged in his hotel while doing some job at Dangote cement factory at Ibesse in 2013....the man's reputation precedes him.

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