₦airaland Forum

ready? is that a type of fruit?

Dont u think my job is to convince u?

ow d tin smel lyk? u fit describe am

Realisation

Una welcome KO - ow ma pikin nd mama

dyabman:
when last have you squirted?

The last time i had chips, squirted ketchup all ova ma chips.

Gabry:
spit in public

Didnt spit but vomitted 'yuck' must hav bn 3yrs ago afta eating a burger that didnt go down well - neva again!!


WLDY have a 'pamper urself' day?

Evidential

Swit D & Shentz - Me Praise the Lord wit u 4 Journey mercies. . . . . . . . .

so werin u bring come back? 

GC - pls tell me dose arent flies following u about 

tan? ko tan o, asese bere ni

Oshodi garage toilet cleaner role is available! where do u want the application sent?

I am sorry to give u d bad news but ur hairdresser could no longer afford amingo attachment, so she is now using dog hair attachment, I wld transfer u . . . . . . . . .

Calm down

notin dey happen

eim like cells in dress

Take banana from the person below

allow ke dem be 9t owls and amigoz luvs her beauty sleep _{ow are u?}

Journey of life

Baba oni puff puff

swit D:
No, not u jare , I understand the nature of ur job , u shld be sleeping now ,

abeg werin his job be?

Can Sean work 4 moi?

swit D:
Best in ass shaking dance (won 2008 competition)

were u there

@op

Could pass 4 either sex.

If today is Wednesday wot do you think 2moro will be?

You've got mail BYL

Go


where are . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

ow can it be? _{ow u?}



M

Sophisticated

kola oloye:
@goodass,
wunmi is carrying the prince in her womb that was why we went on vacation

double celebration

I hear ma bed calling, should I or shouldnt I?

Two weeks ago 4 ma mum




WLDY wish sme1 good morning?

Oshodi




Good . . . . . . . .

ah ah nah