₦airaland Forum

zenopee:
Abeg remain 4 dt exile 4Eva, no come baq again...I hate people disturbing my luv lyf...By d way I didn't snatch Rusa 4RM. It was a keenly contested quest, nd I did overwhelm U nd Azeez, despite all ϔ☺Ůȑ cows in Adamawa dt U wantd 2 use 2 buy her luv.

No b say I leave u woh! I still dey kampe!!! I jst dey take style know how I go retrieve my Rusa 4rm u. Infact I am consulting my freinds, Dangote, Wale Adenuga, Femi Odetola, Atiku. etc

rmfunky:
#teamnevagiveup fight 4 wat is urs

Ahhhhh!! Dis fight don pass my strength woh! Remember dere are many fish in d river including you ***wink****!

chidexSmokey:
And you cldnt fight but let him have her...gentleman...
Hapi wkend to you too

Yeah!! I be gentleman like papa Jona. I no sabi fight wetin past my power.

Hello my e-peeps!! Jst passing by. Me don go exile bcs Zenopee don snatch my Rusa.........! #Happyweeknd to u all.

Goodmrng my e-colleagues!! How is your day going?

Nigerdeltaboi:
i was still on C14 thread then...i went to NATRAC barracks there.

That's our barrack! We use to go 4 party during weeknds

Electronzeez:
omo mehn!!....he be like say ur state na stone throw to my state oh.
Abi no be niger he happen?

It is Niger State! Bt it happened in one of the big LGA of the state that is Kontagora.

Nigerdeltaboi:
chai na wa o ,and i was in katangora last month o

Why u no holla @ me??

chidexSmokey:
Wow!dnt worry,no evil will befall you n your loved ones.We'ld sure put you in prayers.

I appreciate.

pinkiepetite:
ha eyah! I can imagine.i heard it was bside d lib in the col of edu in Minna.God wil surely save us

Nop! Its FCE kontagora nt minna.

Hello my people! Chaaaaaaiiiii! Dia ris God wooooooooohhhhhhh!! My people abeg help my state with prayers. Suicide Bomber 4 my town in Niger state. Chaiiiiiii!!!! Chaaiiiiiii! I pray may dey no come send us away frm dis town woh.

Gud day my people! Hw wuna dey??
Hope (kowa na lapiya)?
@Naijadeltaboi
@Zenopee
@Noordean
@Electronzeez
@rmfunky
@tolustx
@richybanky
@sheyman4phy
@chidexsmokey
@pinkiepetite
And my one and only, my heart desire, my crayfish, my tomato. @Rusa!!!!!

Electronzeez:
fear!!!.....till i give u a run for your money.you think you can actually bribe your way through.
Richybanky and noordean let's settle this tonight...i aint coming back to discuss this on a moday morning.

Are you ready 4 dis??

Electronzeez:
you won't be lucky the next time worn you....
Back off negro!!!

Hahahahahaha! U mek me laugh! E be like say fear don dey catch person.

Nigerdeltaboi:
my brother i nor forget you ooo ,hw u dey

Ina lafiya kalau!! Abeg help me persuade
Noordean and richybanky to declare Rusa 4 me. My blood dey hot.

Nigerdeltaboi:
ok she ll hear

Guy you don 4get me woh!! And u 4get say na me support u 4 dis rmfunky stuff. Anyway sha, hw wuna dey?? Hope u ar taking gud kia of our beautiful rmfunky?

richybanky:
Sure den no go hear.. Na u go marry Rusa if u provide everything wey d oracle need

Correct talk!! Oya follow me go Mubi in Adamawa. Na there I keep all my wealth.

noordean:
*smiles* d door is opened sir. To d whole aos,analystshariff has joined d contest and d winner wil b announcd soon.. Stil waitin 2 hear 4rm zenopee n electronzeez

Noordean! I know u go sabi wetin Jega dey do 4 INEC. Pls I dnt mind name ur price, to declare Rusa 4 me.

richybanky:
Oracle needs black Cow, goat, hen plus a keg of palm oil and wine (20 litres).. Na wetin d gods dey ask for be dat, let me knw wen u ar ready RUSA

Ahhhhhhhh! Only that? Dnt worry I will pay for everytng!! Including ur ***bribe***! Bt abeg dnt allow Zenopee and electrozeez hear abt it woh!! Rusa oya come mek we dey go.

Hello Houz! Me don go exile ni, Bt am back sha. So wats d latest?
Infact me too I go enta this Rusa Competition woh!!!
Mr noordean pls put me among d contestant. I get enof shishi

Rusa:
Me get heart break, so am mending my heart. Abeg who get super glue for here? Good morning house.

Abeg woh!! Who give u hrt attack mek I go attack him too first, b4 I com giv u d super glue.

Goodmrng my e-colleague. Why d houz is so dry
cc
Nigerdeltaboi
Electronzeez
Rmfunky
Chidexsmokey
Rusa
Zenopee
And the rest. Pls let's make d houz lively like previous #C14 batch houz.

Goodmrng my e-colleague. Why d houz is so dry
cc
Nigerdeltaboi
Electronzeez
Rmfunky
Chidexsmokey
Rusa
Zenopee
And the rest. Pls let's make d houz lively.

Goodmrng my e-collegues.

Nigerdeltaboi:
Disclaimer !
Pls ignore and disregard any news or rumour that I'm contesting the 2015 Presidential election.
I was embarrassed when my friends Omole , Dangote, Adenuga ,Amaechi and even GEJ called me this morning to express their surprise.
I encourage all my supporters to stay calm as i have decided to go and serve with NYSC Batch A .
Thanks
chief nigeri delta boi

Hahahahaha! Abokina we dey wit u woh.
Nigerdellta boy 4 Presido 2015. Abeg give me ur campaign co'ordinator.

Nigerdeltaboi:
ahhhh e na kwoi ,ama na jin kadan kadan ,yaya dae

Lafiya qalau. How tingz dey go?

Nigerdeltaboi:
gaskiya ne ,abok1 na ,ka na jin hausa ?

Ina jin Hausa sosai

rmfunky:
Zenopee am here ooooooo

You too much go (yawo) ko?
**in Hausa**

Goodmrng my Honorable e-collegues. Happy new week.

rmfunky:
Happy sunday Fellas....... hw d sunday dey go? *winks*

So disgusting!!! Sun to much! HOT

diluminati:
GEJ LIED TO NIGERIANS, HE DESERVES TO BE PUNISHED.

He said he killed Shekau - but the fool just released a new video
He said they have agreed on a cease fire - but the fools are currently taking over north eastern territories not forgetting almost killing Badeh's family
He said they will soon release the chibok girls - but shecow in this latest video already told the saTAN that the girls are already married out, and also radicalized.

saTANs must be expunged and eliminated!

That's why we need change in 2015. Because Jona cannot delivered. Hmmmm! Diaris God sha.

Agrika:
This should be my thread, already knew I was'nt going this year...please when are we going Febuary or March

You are welcome to d house.
Pls introduce urself.
Your name, skul, your prefered state of deployment.