ukeme200:

the rush for FTC ehn

Lol...

How old are you close to 30? Ur mates are busy making waves internationally... U dey ask us abt ur nose... Smh...

itamaga1:
I dey chop am as I dey

Wow... Beautiful... I admire ladies with naturally long hair...

I think this "olajumoke, breadseller" was kinda a show stunt. Looks lyk it was all planned when u take a look at the photo shoots...

Nigeria is in trouble...

Oblitz:
I hate snakes

They scare d hell outta me...

khalids:
I was expecting that.....

Well mine was in a public bus......brought on by one sumptuous daughter of eve.
Off course from were I sat there was no issue and as a guy its something that occurs in our daily life...

How ever, when I realized that the hard on refused to deflate and i was getting close to my bus stop....Na him I realize say wahala....dey

I tried the usual suppression methods......e no work
Tried thinking of a sad moment....e no work
Try remember horror film wey I don watch .......e no work

By this time my bus stop don dey near......I no hold extra transport.....wahala, come see sweating

Conductor call my bus stop, I no fit respond

It took another 5mins before the hard on finally came down....by which time I had gone way past my bus stop.......

I trek that day heeen, while swearing for the daughter of jazabel that brought the wahala upon me......

Lol

DeGuyNxtDoor:
it wasn't quit long before she placed her arm behind mine thereby leaving her side boobs mightily pressed against my own arm, honestly I felt the touch big time, I wished I could even touch it.[/b]

[b]I looked at her boobs and I think she noticed and smiled, I felt kinda embarrassed, still she kept it pressed on me, I couldn't help it, I'd say I already had steel in my pant I moved my arm back and forth rubbing against it, while still maintaining the pace so no one would notice what's going on.

Have u ever had similar experiences before? Do share your experiences.

Now I think we know the "groper" and the "gropee"...
Lol...

BroZuma:
Can you imagine?
I couldn't believe when they told me I may never play again...
Now read it again with Kanu Nwankwo's voice.

But I was determined to never give up...

No peace no pussy No devlopmnt no pussy...

Darksider131:
As for me..i no fit dash 24mill like that o

I go just dey buy provision dey visit her for the jail

Lol... 24m is nt easy to come by...

samsung duos...

cruchenuti:
So I have this question that caused controversy today while I was hanging out with some female friends from church. About 8 of us. 2 Guys, 6 ladies.


So I said jokingly that I would never marry a lady that has never cooked for me OR that I have never eating her food. If a lady says she can cook and I have never eaten her food, How do I then believe that she can actually do what she says ?

O boy, come and see how these ladies reacted angrily. Saying stuff like Oh, So you want marry a servant that would just be cooking for you, Women are not your servants oh, blah blah blah.

Their main point was: If a lady says she can cook, A man should take her for her word. She can decide to cook out of her own will, she can also decide she will never cook while courting

I had to just calm the ladies down with jokes & pet them, make dem no come break my head.

And I'm wondering, Does this even make any sense ?

We're on the same page, mate...