₦airaland Forum

omoredia:
Someone that goes to Chad or Niger every weekend. See jokers

It seems you don't know what DIA is. They are worse than DSS and Nigerian Army combined.

If they hold you, even your shadow will leave you.

Defence Intelligence Agency.

There are security agencies in this country that you've never heard of. Na them know you, you no know them.

About a decade ago, I asked a question about Space war in Nigeria on a public blog, I got an email from a security agency in Abuja I had never heard of. They gave me a contact person to reach out to. Apparently, they were reaching out to Nigerians with knowledge in that area.

This Bodejo guy will see shege in that place.

Nice one.
May the sky be his starting point.

SuperOnyi:

Are you blind? Do I look like your fellow tribalists? Don't try that nonsense with me, I might be of Igbo descent but don't let me show you the fulani in me! Dan sa'ama hanu, mar kunya kowai!

Rekhina, you don't learn. You want to see shege again like last time.

You failed in gambling, you should not fail in killing yourself.

immortalcrown:
Every oga at the top is under another oga.

In life, everybody get Oga.

No matter how powerful you are as President, once your doctor tells you to remove your trouser and turn your bum for injection, my brother, you obey like a child

Queengee:
Blackmen are brainless especially when they have money and power

Yet, your mother opened leg for them to impregnate her.

Oh, I forgot. Those who impregnated your mother don't have money and power.

SIXFEETUNDER:
Zukwanuike Femi

Chukuke Okoewure, leave me o. Dilector no gree us comot house.

valentineuwakwe:
What an irrational talk.......do you have have a functional seaport or an airport in the South east?

Seaport from which sea?
Any sea dey Southeast? Na river port fit dey SE, not seaport.

Even the Riverport, na to dredge the sea banking SE in order to allow ships enter SE.

Solve problem kwa

Uncletony:
Fake Yoruba pastor scamming people up n down! Where's my thunder?!

This bloated thing with thin legs. Na small time remain, them go still dey carry you about from prayer house to shrine back to prayer house.

yarimo:
ALEX OTTI is my state governor, so no any project to show you.

Is Abia gutter line a joke to you?

If Timaya remained in Port Harcourt, he would not have blown.

Do you know the difference between Duncan Mighty and Timaya, one remained in PH and the other moved to Lagos.

Ordinary endorsement, which major brand will come to PH and look for you?

In entertainment today, for you to make it, you must come to Lagos and eat amala. Shikena

UzorIyke:
Lol

But why, can we know your reason, because Ogun is also from SW so they should lead

Is it not here all of us were when South East state of Anambra went across to the South South state of Delta to beg for firetrucks whenever they have fire incidents?

Imagine leaving your region to go to another region to do bambiala simply because there's no single sensible state in your region you can get from.

So, Uzor, you should shut up and face your region.

Oritsejafor can bite you if you say this near him.

RichDad1:
Or that the certificate expires and you have pay to undergo another test.

That's crazy

Pay 265k only for them to tell you that you don't understand English.

Dpharisee:
The talk in many Igbo social media platforms is "Help your brother to get through this season no matter how small" and it seems to be working, that's why you haven't seen Igbos protesting on the streets or dying in stampede at palliative distribution centres.

Well, we know those using gun to shoot their children like bushmeat because they ate the last akpu in the pot.

naijapips02:
Emefiele remains the best CBN governor we have had in a long while. All these witch-hunt yet no single conviction. No single proof just propaganda.

So, Emefiele was better than Soludo?
Some of you type nonsense as if you have a covenant with idiocy.

Is that not Nwamaikpe's girlfriend they are calling a virgin?

blowjohn:
She didn't drive home her point.
She didn't hit the nail on the head.
She beat around the bush

Typical Obidient na so dem dey do

This woman no dey respect herself

FinidiGeorge:
Camry, not pius

Toyota Almera not Camry

Neduzze5:
I will give any of you with the liver/mind to carry out a coup 200M naira....

We need to sanitize our political system.

You think you are far away enough to hide and hand can't touch you?
They will first use UGM to kill one of your family members. Then during the burial which you will attend, they will hold you.

Naijanascam:
Shut up and work on your life.... And don't let hatred of a certain tribe blind your sense of reasoning

Will you keep shut, you local thing. You miscreants go about it be having like animal's but if they hammer you, you start crying.

Betty behaved like an idiot but you are here crying hatred. That's why they shave your mothers heads, so don't be as stupid as Betty.

Betty will be treated exactly how Igbos treat their widows. You can die if you don't like it.

CyracksMrBlogger:
Rewarding mediocrity, that's why we keep underdeveloping. Just look at the kind of topics that makes homepage

That's why you remain a mediocre blogger. You can't even recognise greatness.

The KCOBA is the greatest Secondary school alumni association in Nigeria. That recognition is more prominent than what anyone in your lineage has achieved.