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ogogoromasta:
wah am i readin
firsteva havin a
conversation
wit herself
(captainswag225)

psycho sluuuut

TheSonOfMark:

Has anyone noticed that FirstEva is viewing but she can't comment after being mentally gàngbanged?

firstEVA:
my main phone crashed, the one I,m using now does not enable me type as fast as I love to, but I will surely repond to them, particularly thsonofmark the deranged homosexual basstard and lesbian boy aka cutlass tie aka yaba left escapee

Not only ur phone crashed, ur life too or were you not the same lesbian Kilode rejected in public? You're a mess and a mistake for human. This is not America where lesbians and psychologically deranged beings are condoned

Kai! Lezz is a slayer! Dayuum!

Captainswag225:
i pity u for u are abt to be mauled and fed to dogs

Bring it on, dickless fagg0t. Only a ban can stop me tonight ur dead!

Captainswag225:
my pleasure... Jux take ur time and everything, its jux for laughs. They think am u. Lmao

Housedog, are u retiring already? Why can't u hold on a bit and pick up the bones ur madam bought u for a job well done?

firstEVA:
wow 57 mentions, where do I start from? firstof all, the person behind aprokoman does not deserve my attention, anyone not bold enoughto face me with his real moniker is a coward, cowards shouldnt be .here

What is man enough, lesbo? Have I not been replying ur alternate accounts and house dogs? Or are you just pained because I exposed you? Sorry, that's what I do and have been doing. I hate and bully your kind.

Johnnoah1st:
HOW DO U MANAGE TO ESCAPE 4RM YABALEFT WHERE U ARE?

Loveren, English is your major problem now. You have to battle and win win it first so you'd be well equipped to cope in e-duels as such confused idiot!

lezz:
Show you what? you are a bundle of a psychological wreck .

Nairaland be-medalled, whooped ass cry baby.

A guttersnipe , Hot gay who is desperately looking for an e-orgasm.

There is no faeces here for your diick to dig on.

I don die! Have mercy, oga. This is too much!

lezz:
faggy, I see you are hallucinating from my pummeling. Distorted hormonal wretch with an eternal incurable disease.

Enfeebled by your hormones
Imbecilitated by evolusion
Haunted by society
Rejected by family
Scorned by peers
That's the life path of a lesbian.

Jesus! Captainsfag225's face must be looking so disfigured now

Johnnoah1st:
*luking at ur profile pic* BRO SERIOUSLY AM NOT SAYING U ARE A TOGOLESE MECHANIC, BUT SERIOUSLY ARE U IN ANYWAY RELATED TO A MECHANIC?

Loveren, I prefer you being the idiot that you are. Stop copying Mr.cork. It's so lame

Johnnoah1st:
HEY! WATS WRONG WIT U?

Captainswag225:
dont mind the lunatic, who has 3 accounts, lezz, aproko and son of a pig.

Perv, are u admitting now that ur FirstEVA's alternate account? Because she disappeared immediately u joined ur worthless self in our convo

Captainswag225:
am soo curious, how are u gonna do that? By insulting women and sipping pee? Irrevelant clowns. Ur reputation has been badly damaged to the extent that dogs and cats hoots at u... Waiting for u to clean ur brains of the maggots and worms in it.

Point of correction, housedog, we don't insult women. In fact, we honour and adore them because they've given in themselves to sustain our future. But we hate and condemn lesbians, feminists and their fagg0t allies like yourself. Never misinterpret our mission, dummy. It's for the good of humanity

Captainswag225:
lets talk abt ur dress sense my guy! Why are wearing cutlass as tie? And a ladies belt ? Is dis how u dress to work? Hahahahaha am sure ur collegues laugh at u behind ur back everyday.... Hahaha the lunatic fatherless gigolo who dress like a yaba left cheerleader. U are disgracing men bro. Kindly enter the fashion section and add some value to ur dressing. Smh

Another irrelevant episle of a deluded fagg0t....always hitting off-point. didi you read Lezz's post? We're cleansing NL of all nature rejects like u for the sake of our unborn children and yet-to-be members

Captainswag225:
hahaha, so u are confirming that u are a gigolo? Lol u need help, it hurts when ur brain dont develop well, now see ur life. Begging for love on nairaland. Lovepeddler

I'd choose being a gigolo a hundred times over being a house dog for an unsuccessful ugly lesbian like FirstEVA

Captainswag225:
she aint a tramp and u know it, u and ur peepz, u are the cheap gigolos seeking for women on nairaland. U insult them when they reject u. Isnt that an act of desperation? Gigolos

Gigolos are men who render sexual services to WOMEN for money, ain't it? Are they not better than u, a jobless fagg0t?

lezz:
Faggy, first Eva has no man!!!

She's been on here since two days making endless screaming without even taking a bath.

No girl with a boy friend, let alone husband, has that time or bitterness in her. She's a cheap tramp at one backwater lesbian centre trying hard to sell her doorpost frame of an ass.

You are a lonely fagg0t looking for an online hommosexual comradeship.

Both of you make a nice frustrated pervasive pair. A public toilet smells better than your rectum-loving manhood.

I think FirstEVA is done and dusted. Her little bingo, Captainsfag225 couldn't withstand the pressure heaved on her. Onto the next available gay/lesbian to get slain

ogogoromasta:
i dont want ha love
i want her herpes infested
lipzz gaggin on ma dikkk
deeeeep throat baaby

Punchlines!!

Captainswag225:
u are the bore mr hoodrat, the son of rat, delusional bat, u are cheap, weak , aimless, see how a lady have bruised u. U are too ashamed to go offline. I bet u never thought a day like dis will ever come

Blah, blah, blah, blah! Captainsfag225 can't argue without cussing his life, can he? The only reason you're sweating all over for FirstEVA is because ur his dog, isn't it? But, shamefully, she doesn't share her punnay with perveted cum-lickers like you. Mr Work-No-Pay

Captainswag225:
how could she have failed when she has 3 jobless lunatics declaring their undying love for her? She is with her man by now. Dont u think u sissies should also get a life too?

And one miserable spèrm-drinker vehemently defending her. Dude, save your breath, you're beginning to sound exhausted already.....and we're yet to start dealing with you personally

lezz:
Do I really blame FirstEva? Nah, that thing actually has nothing going for her offline. She failed at every single human endeavor she could muster. Yet failure never parted company with her

Nairaland became her life. And she was beginning to have the faintest semblance of happiness, then she stepped on the toes of the musketeers and, alas, life is back at its cruelest again.

Captainswag225:
so firsteva is gay coz she said no to u? Thats so low on ur part

Even if she was straight, FirstEVA is too damn ugly for my dog to screw. Wtf!! Mind you, I'm not just against her alone but all her kinds. FirstEVA is a certified lesbian... I showed proofs, didn't I?

Captainswag225:
poor racoon, its a shame that u i.q is so low, am actually thinking of transferring some of my i.q to u. A jobless hopeless ugly wretched bat who also has down syndrome. Dude, what do sniff? I bet u sniff fermented pawpaw leaves, it shows why u are dis stupp1d, having obsession for a lady who doesnt love must really hurt. Isnt it ? U think calling her names will make her want u? U tried, begged, cried for her pic but u didnt get it, doesnt it tell u something, she isnt into u, u need to check back in at yaba left, ur squad are planning a surprise welcome party for u. Get back there and cheer them up coz thats where u belong..... Silly smelly skanks, u stink too bad.

YAaAaAwns! Always baseless...you're such a bore!

Captainswag225:
do u have proof of me being gay? Until u do please put ur brain to gud use. Certified oloshi

Yes, only gays support gays. You're actually FirstEVA's alternate account....or where is she now? Why did she disappear after you came in?

Captainswag225:
ouch, i must have hit a nerve, sorry, hahahahahaha, ask ur dear mum, how u were formed? I tell u it was so disgusting that she collapses anytime she remembers. Btw do u know where u were born? In a cess pit, its a miracle u are still alive but i guess the damage ur brain had when u inhaled all those poisonous gases from the cess pit is unrepairable. Fatherless goose

So amateur! Why bring parents into this? We never blamed ur parents for ur miserable, cursed, homo life, did we? That's a weak line of defence, try something else

Captainswag225:
the height of stupp1dity! Are u guys that obsessed with firsteva to the extent that everyone who takes her side becomes her?

You wouldn't be so concerned if you were not a homo yourself....oh, I forgot you're FistEva's alternate account

Captainswag225:
u know what hurts the most in dis world? When u have a head with no brain in it. I pity u guys alot.

You know what hurts the most in life? When you decided to live ur life against God's arrangement. Say no more, lesbo. You're cursed

Captainswag225:
hahaha, the cries of bastard who knows not his father, a desperado who is in a haste to find real love, the only dullard who wears a white belt to work., with his head as big as sewage tank, unfortunately as big as ur head is, u have no sense. Let me give u an advice, go and luk for ur dad, its time to change ur surname. Bastard.

Thrash! Log in with ur FirstEva account and stop fooling around with this one