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Mccullum:
It's you f00ling your self, once you heard news, your types only picked the one that gives you joy because good news about Nigeria always be your sources of s@dness.

Oponu, can you tell me where they're buying distilled oils within Nigeria in dollars. Oko yin oni bale.

see this retard, dangote has dropped a memo on it, look at this fool u are not even up to date... Dude said he would be selling his fuel in $ to marketers after nncpc stopped the naira crude oil deal... Fool, keep on defending ur oppressor cos of tribalism, u go suffer more, suffer never tire u..

Martinez39s:
You cannot beat the system. The idea that you can beat the system is a dangerous one.

you can't beat it alright but u can maneuver it... Hakimi did it.. Lol, a lot of men are doing it, read my first reply to jovialjune and see how some men are doing it now..

Ebubu:
Take Nigerian wife abroad to your own demise.

Better to meet the Nigerian woman there than to bring her from Nigeria.

The one from Nigeria whom you take to oversea from Nigeria go rogue.

The one you meet there when you travel, are already cool headed.

Also if you're male in abroad married to Nigerian or anyother nationality, make your next of kin your mother for all your properties, businesses, cars, et all.

Then make your mother to will those properties only at her demise, to you.

If you are divorced by your wife before her death, wife gains nothing.
If she dies before wife divorces you, you gain your properties back, and find another trusted ally to send ownership to.

Love is no longer blind these days.

jovial June read this, lol... It is only illiterate men that know nothing about the law that can get threaten by those women... There are ways to beat this system..

JovialJune:
Una go wail tire, no be this same abroad wey we dey?

So many Nigerian couples enjoying their lives abroad with no issues, and that's because the husbands use their sense to know that abroad is not the same as Nigeria where you all can get away with anything

The ones reaping the reward they sow are the loudest these days and very few percentage compared to those living peacefully, so enough with the gaslighting and crying

If you can't live with the consequences of your actions, stay in naija, very simple.

girl. Shut the Bleep up and leave sentiment aside, most of the Nigerian couples enjoying is because the woman was born and brought up in UK and maybe quite financially OK before she met her man, I can bet my life make ur research... I'm just happy that naija men are wiser now, there is a way they beat the stuff lol... They mortgage their property there and ensure everything they have is in Naija even investments... Maybe only their job is their main source of income in the UK... They keep buyimg properties in Naija not UK... They also install cctv in the main areas in the house and also engage with good lawyers... Now men are enlightened, any small thing dey record lol.. Go and make ur research, men now record their wife conversation and WhatsApp chats, there is a reason for that... Unlike in the US, UK is not too biased when it comes to their law... If u do anyhow I swear na u go commot the house as woman not the man provided he has a good lawyer and enough evidence... Men are wiser now..

Mccullum:
You resorts to abusive words, simply because you lack facts. I understand.

u should be ashamed of yourself.. Like he said, go and buy fuel in $... It has never happened in an oil producing country before... Ode.

abduleez1:
Lol, who dey compare GoT with any of these new fantasy shows dey whine themselves. They just don't come close even GoT worst seasons they can't lace its shoes. Only one to be close to that height is still an extension of GoT — House of The Dragon.

but wheel of time is better than house of dragons na... I am an ardent follower of both shows and I'll tell u the better show here is wheel of time, but u are right Got is wey above their league...

Agbegbaorogboye:
You're a buffoon. An inelastic buffoon
You've been crying all over my mention like a cow undergoing milking
The girl is living in a 1.2m house while you live in face me I hug you where you throw shite out your windows

Find a rope if it pain you

you're a stupid guy if u think there is nothing wrong for a corper who is thinks of nysc stipend to sustain her is leaving in an accommodation of 1.2m as an achievement you're useless... Stupid boy..

Agbegbaorogboye:
Ashawo man since 1982 is calling people useless
The irony. Sir mugu sir. Go and rant to your ashawos as the useless man they you are
I don't even read your nonsense
Who has time for a 43 year old shameless and useless ashawo man

lol ode, I'm under 30 and I picked this weird username as cruise since this is a faceless forum, there are lots of other weird usernames in this forum, there was a time it used to be fun to pick such name, haha fool like u don't know the nickname here isn't even my nickname in real life and it doesn't define me at all.. By the way I'm under 30, stupid useless guy..

Agbegbaorogboye:
You're still being daft sir

You're so far off common sense even chickens shouldn't be this dumb

lol it was well stated there na, idiot like u even thought only face me I face u are less than that amount and I'm. Educating u fool that with 700k u can still get a good 2 bedroom flat in the mainland, let alone a common self contain... As stupid as u are u even brought the issue of brokenness into it... A uslesss guy like u will prefer to pay as much as 1.2m for a common self con instead of planning to build that same self con on ur own land... Stupid guy..

Agbegbaorogboye:
You're the one who is irredeemably daft sir
You quoted me first with your rubbish comment
Probably inebriated with putrid odour from Ashawo pussy

Demented dingbat

u quoted u cos u are a stupid hypocrite who thinks the average rent of self con in lagos is 1.2....

motionarena:
bro they talk say your brain don fall inside ashawo pussy

na for u and him mama toto e fall inside na lol.

Agbegbaorogboye:
You be mugu sir
No wonder you're describing yourself as a man for ashawo
So after they get self contain for 350k they have 46k to spend the whole year
You see that your brain has fallen off into ashawo pussy

you know u are a stupid man sha, ci was replying to the guy that said 1.2m is basically the price to rent a self con in lagos... Fool, read to understand...

loffyloffy:
She can team up with a co renter..it is service year, not a Job.

this was what a friend that got an intern job in dangote refinery last year did... Life is all about wisdom.

frank317:
name one place on the island u can get a self con for 500k

why should u serve there as a corper if ur PPA is not giving u accommodation, cut ur coat according to ur size it's not poverty something... Infact even if u are earning 500k as a salary earner why could u rent an apartment where u would pay 1m annually.... There is what we call disposable income and it is very important...

Agbegbaorogboye:
What kind of house do you suggest they live in
A face me I slap you where they fight over toilets I guess
Are you really that broke?

Oga shutup... Mumu. With 350k they can get a good self contain in most places in lagos...

EXOUSIAng:
Like I said Your poverty and failure in life doesn't go beyond your family.....

Your poverty and failure is not everyones reality.
A lot of people actually make it in life.
I no success is strange to your family

u are poor cry me a river.. U are a failure..

EXOUSIAng:
LoL

Keep following people up and down like a mad puppy.....

You were on another thread displaying this madness also.
Anywhere you see a successful person you start a fight....
Only poor wretched people hate success and that is because success is strange to them.
I have noticed that any time you see anyone doing fine you start a fight....

Keep up with that you are doing just fine....

Oga u are not successful stop lying, stop deceiving yourself u are a liar, a failure... I love successful ppl cos they motivate me, in my own little way I'm successful... But u see based on the stupid advice u gave thr op, u are a wretched poor man.. Thank God we will all face reality after all these fake and deceitful display online, lol... Fake life, motigbesional speaker... Werey.

micgray100:
i have reported to bybit support, unfortunately the guy have not logged in to the account for the past two weeks... meaning he has discarded the account... is there a way bybit support release his details to me .. like his phone number or his means of identification to trace him... his name is YAHAYA MUSA from first bank...

but I don't understand, was the money he transferred to ur bank account returned to him, what is his gain now.

Adasun:
one person wey i know, na 1044 dollars him transfer to the person... the person transferred equivanlent amount in naira and reported the transaction as fraudulant, na so them band my guy account, with over how many million naira he transferred...

how the guy later do am

EXOUSIAng:
Your poverty is not the status quo.
The earlier you know that your poverty doesn't go beyond your family the better for you...

This your attitude is why you will forever remain poor....
Someone up there mentioned your type...
Your type of goes about spreading fake news about people who have money, saying they are ritualists and all kind of negative things....

Look at how you just ran into the thread to fight me just because of your mentality...

You believe so much in poverty that you fight anybody who you seems to be rich...

You can never amount to anything in life if you continue living like this.

I am very sure you have fought with all the people around you who can even help you, now you have turned to fighting with strangers, insulting them just because you hate them for having what you don't have...
Your children will beg on the streets for bread as you continue in this wonderful adventure of hating

lol good thing is I'm not poor and words from a wretched motigbesional speaker with fake lifestyle on a faceless forum cant even move me lol... U are a poor church rat claiming millionaire online, idiot just barged into this thread writing a fiction story with no iota of advice in them, u just hyped ur delusional self without a single advice for the OP.. Haha... GTFO joor, poor church rat.. Who dash monkey banana.

EXOUSIAng:
This is why you are where you are.
You would rather argue than pick the lessons you need.

Keep waiting to know the businesses I have started, don't take good advice and better your life, poverty is dressing a bed the sleep in your house

Oga shutup, it's all fake..motigbesional speaker...

EXOUSIAng:
I just spoke about my struggles and how I had to make sacrifices and you think I am encouraging "get rich quick syndrome"?

up till now, u didn't even hint us on the kind of business u started with and how ur business expanded, u are just ranting make ur story diffi to believe.

ravensckar:
It's obvious you definitely have an extra tyre somewhere.

Na that heavily pregnant dey sweet pass. We're either doing the SCISSORS or DOGGY. At that stage, the coast is very clear, no friction whatsoever and nothing like e dey pain me. Na to just dey fire dey go.

Me wey still knack my wife a few hours before delivery. When the nurses saw sperm all over her, they were hailing me as 'Oga Patapata'. Las las, I bought them all drinks.

Less than 41 days after delivery, we don resume our tatata again. Time no dey to check time.

lol 😂... Werey

richiemcgold:
They should also encourage them to ride their husband very well 🤪 That's the surest way to safe delivery.

.. especially reverse cowgirl.



That one go help the baby resemble him papa well well

she mentioned it.

ricson11:
Nurse implores pregnant women to give their husband doggy while they are heavy

Pregnancy is not a reason to automatically stop sexual intercourse.

This is effective health education at its finest.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb52F2vtQzc?si=BcPZlcpbVZI00u74

Yoruba language just too sweet lol.. I'm an igbo boy but I just love the language.

KingMack:
make your phone mistakenly fall inside here naso people wey gather go dey form wisdom of retrieval 😫

lol I swear.

Obiedun:
It's like you need medical attention especially your mental health. Go to Anambra state as see what soludo is doing. He is dealing with people who are 'hardworking' ritualists

imagine what would happen if the governor of ogun state, ekiti, osun and other western states does the same thing.

hector:
Very poor for a job that doesn’t give you time to do anything aside from being locked inside a hall from Monday to Sunday counting money and staring into a computer screen for hours.

lol... It ain't poor in Naija standard o