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CrimeRe: Four Men Die In Sewage Pit In Egbu, Imo State by Augustine2244(m): 3:06pm On Aug 12, 2024
Wahala! What sort of misfortune is this? Four men losing their lives in one time at a sewage pit.
The first one went in and got trapped and died, and the second went to help ,got trapped too and died.
The third went and the last.
The same sewage pit claimed the lives of all four men.
Something is wrong somewhere.
PoliticsRe: No To Palliative Governance - Vanguard Editorial by Augustine2244(m): 2:58pm On Aug 12, 2024
Tinubu's government has turned out to be a blue whale size catastrophic failure.
Imagine a nation of 216 million people living on palliative distribution as they are suffering from a devastating civil war like what is currently happening with Sudan since April 2023.
PetsRe: Trending Video Of A Man And His Pet Lion And Tigers by Augustine2244(m): 2:55pm On Aug 12, 2024
Can he be able to sustain feeding these big cats for time indefinitely?
Because a wild animal can never lose its true nature,no matter how long you tame it.
Let him not make the fatal mistake of starving them because he will end up being their meal.
CrimeRe: Probe Begins As Lagos Worker Dies After Jumping Into Melting Pot by Augustine2244(m): 11:16am On Aug 12, 2024
Wonderful! How does this story make sense?
All efforts to restrain him proved abortive!
Is he as big as a hippopotamus or African elephant that efforts to restrain him should prove abortive?
The poor fellow was simply murdered by pushing into the pot,by an enemy in the workplace or even a FRIEND!
The evil that exists in the heart of man can be unfathomable.
CrimeRe: Probe Begins As Lagos Worker Dies After Jumping Into Melting Pot by Augustine2244(m): 11:10am On Aug 12, 2024
DevilsEqual:
This is one of the worst way to die. Not even hell fire would brag of a greater torture.
It sounds like a cooked up story tho and his families wont believe this
May his soul RIP.
Who knows whether he wasn't pushed into the melting pot by an enemy at work. The evil that exists in people's minds can be unimaginable.
PoliticsRe: German Government Targets Enugu For Investment In Agriculture, Energy, Trade by Augustine2244(m): 11:00am On Aug 12, 2024
Cindypresh:
Enugu the coolest city in Nigeria...ndi Germany are welcome in Enugu anytime any day for investment opportunities.

We have oil and gas and coal for your industries.

Enugu ndi oma ndi oma
Exactly! But Igbophobic rabid Rottweilers won't be happy with this.
PoliticsRe: German Government Targets Enugu For Investment In Agriculture, Energy, Trade by Augustine2244(m): 10:58am On Aug 12, 2024
Igbophobic rabid Rottweilers will soon begin to bark and growl over this wonderful opportunity to come the way of Enugu state.
Germany from historical times has always had a strong affinity for things pertaining to Igboland and all that concerns it.
There's a German city whose name I have forgotten that has the shrine of an Igbo deity called Inka Uzoma . The locals pay homage to it as the bringer of good luck and fortune to them.
The Mayor of the city revealed that the deity was brought to Germany over 1000 years ago by Germans.The shrine is still there till date.
In the German city of Cologne,Igbo language virtually has a special status there.
It's one of the languages used in inscription in Germany's oldest Cathedral located in this city.
Generally to the German government,Igbo language is very much recognised officially alongside Hebrew,Arabic, Turkish, Kurdish, Russian,Dutch, Portuguese,Tamil.
And translation services are provided in these languages.
Germany has its own Igbo language translation services _Merlin Al and more.
The German _Igbo ties has long existed and will continue to be.
BusinessRe: Again, Dangote Refinery Shifts Date To Begin Petrol Supply by Augustine2244(m): 8:51am On Aug 12, 2024
Lol! It's expected because we are under an administration practising Shifting Cultivation.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is BIGGER Than South Africa by Augustine2244(m): 7:58am On Aug 12, 2024
Yes, Nigeria is bigger than SA,but we can never take this credit away from them.
SA is many times more industrialized than SA.
Infact SA is Africa's most industrialized country and the first African country to develop nuclear weapons.
If not for the government's foolishness in dismantling the weapon programme heeding the advice of the SATANIC WEST,SA should have been an African nuclear power till date.
Why should SA treat Nigerians better when we exhibit so much tribalism and bigotry against each other?
Why should SA treat Nigerians better when we vote incompetence into power on idiotic ethnic sentiments?
Please leave Matter for Matthias!
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo: If Churches Preach Hard Work Over Prosperity, Nigeria Can Rise Again by Augustine2244(m): 7:50am On Aug 12, 2024
Mankind2024:
*JASON'S LAW OF CORRUPTION*

*Nigerians* are roughly bifurcated into two: the *ruling wicked; and the waiting wicked.*

On June 13, 1988, *Pini Jason Onyegbaduo (1948 - 2013),* a popular Nigerian columnist, propounded a *"Hypothesis Of Corruption."*

The hypothesis was intellectually articulated in the now, defunct *THISWEEK News-Magazine.*

But unknown to *Pini Jason,* he had developed what would become known as the *"Jason's Law Of Corruption."*

The *"Law"* would subsequently help explain the unimaginable acts of corruption being perpetrated by *Nigerians; and Africans* in *Leadership* positions.

In a nutshell, *Jason's Law Of Corruption* states:
"The decibel of an average *Nigerian's public outcry is directly proportional to his distance from the opportunity to do exactly what he condemns."*

*Jason's Law* further states:
*"The difference between many a vociferous, sanctimonious and pontificating Nigerian and the villainous, itchy-fingered kleptomaniac is probably the absence of the opportunity to steal."*

*Jason's Law* concludes:
"In all probability, should the opportunity occur, *yesterday's moral Crusader, is more likely to crumble and disappear under the weight of Corruption."*

Explained in simple terms, *Jason's Law* maintains that the
farther the distance between a *Nigerian (African) and power-authority position, the higher the noise he makes against acts of corruption; the nearer he is to the position, the lesser the noise he makes.*
*...and When in the Position, the noise Ceases completely.*

Suffice to say that *Jason's* corruption hypothesis has never *failed* the test when applied in the analysis of the *bizarre behavior of Nigerians; and Africans in power.*
It is in this light that the hypothesis has been appropriately upgraded to the status of a *"Law Of Corruption."*

Therefore, whenever you are confronted with issues of *Corruption* in relation to erstwhile trusted *Nigerian; and African* individuals, who betrayed the *trust* reposed in them when elevated to positions of *Power and Authority,* always remember *"JASON'S LAW OF CORRUPTION."*
This is very simple *Fact* for anybody to understand.

#copied.
Your post should be placed on a billboard and duplicated across major cities in Nigeria.
Very excellent one.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo: If Churches Preach Hard Work Over Prosperity, Nigeria Can Rise Again by Augustine2244(m): 7:46am On Aug 12, 2024
Absolutely right on point,Our Honourable Former Vice president.
Just see how prosperity preachers will react to this like an earthworm reacts to a sprinkling of salt.
Oyedepo, Adeboye, Oritsejafor, Oyakhilome and co won't like this statement one bit.
TravelRe: 11 Killed, Including 2 Babies In Abia Auto Crash (Photos, Video) by Augustine2244(m): 7:38am On Aug 12, 2024
God have mercy! There are powers that see roads as a viable route or avenue of getting fresh human blood and they don't mind all passengers dying as long as their blood bank is full.
May we never be on the road when it's thirsty for blood.
Amen.
PoliticsRe: I'm A Big Threat To NNPP In Kano, Rep Doguwa Replies Jibrin by Augustine2244(m): 7:34am On Aug 12, 2024
A threat Indeed! Did you impact positively on your constituency in terms of infrastructural development, education and healthcare services and surpass every other in these and beyond, to warrant being a threat to your opponents?
Or you just manipulated your way with vote buying and result inflation.
PoliticsRe: I'm A Big Threat To NNPP In Kano, Rep Doguwa Replies Jibrin by Augustine2244(m): 7:30am On Aug 12, 2024
Praxis758:
The size (numbers) of his wives and children are enough to win with a landslide in any contest. Imagine a single man with those numbers of wives and children.

That’s what he meant by being a threat to APC.
Lol! As in eeh!
PoliticsRe: Senate Refutes Allegations Of Self-Determined Salaries by Augustine2244(m): 7:26am On Aug 12, 2024
Lol! APC government of Lies,by lies and for lies will deny as usual.
If these greedy Kleptomaniac pigs aren't determining their salaries and allowances,why should they lobby for a new aircraft carrier for the presidency or purchase a set of official SUV cars at an outrageous price,at the time when the economy is in shambles and hyperinflation is running riot.
Nigeria should have remained an overseas territory of UK, not fight for independence.
FamilyRe: Procedures For Finding A Life Partner: Surehome Marriage Seminar by Augustine2244(m): 5:20pm On Aug 11, 2024
I laugh in Venezuelan Spanish and Brazilian Portuguese.
Though this might still be beneficial, but woe betide anybody depending on Pentecostal churches to find a life partner.
Oftentimes the girl the pastor recommends and matchmakes with you might be a girl he has pounded ruthlessly and relentlessly on the bed, kitchen floor, office floor, office table, pounded in the pussy and anus,a girl who has swallowed his cum countless times.
God help us.
Amen.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jerry Eze Weeps As Girl In Wheelchair Is Healed At UK Prayer Conference ( by Augustine2244(m): 5:13pm On Aug 11, 2024
This Pastor who was featured by Mercy Chinwo Blessed in her song Amaram Onyenwem( I know my Lord) in her latest album, Overwhelming Victory.
I so much love this track that I play it almost every morning and night.
Foreign AffairsRe: Celine Dion Slams Trump For Playing ‘titanic’ Song At Rally by Augustine2244(m): 5:07pm On Aug 11, 2024
No matter what,Trump is heading to the White House come November 5.
He will undo the damage Crooked Joe Biden has done to the American society, especially in handling of immigration affairs and policies, handling of the Israel_Gaza war and what have you.
Ever since Crooked Joe became President, illegal migration has threatened to overwhelm the US border security systems.
A man who with his European allies manipulated or rather teleguided foolish Ukraine into a war with the world's largest Nuclear Power _Russia.
US comes second.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Policeman Kills Colleague During Argument Over Second-Hand Phone by Augustine2244(m): 2:41pm On Aug 11, 2024
Lighthouse50:
Shame!!! No wonder the black race keep retarding. Sane climes love to be corrected and everyone grows but these black monkeys would go wrong and abuse help when it comes. shior..!
Lol! So says the vulture who thinks he belongs among the flocks of mighty eagles.
Ewoo! The name you give yourself is what you answer.
Thank goodness you admit you are retarded and a monkey.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria, Our Pastors Have Gone Beserk.. by Augustine2244(m): 11:17am On Aug 11, 2024
Excellent post by the Op.Christians need to collect their senses back by force.
Christianity EtcRe: The Love Of Money Is The Root Of All Evils by Augustine2244(m): 11:10am On Aug 11, 2024
Beautiful Scriptural post.
The love of money has made many to sell their souls and consciences to Satan.
People join Occultic groups because of the Love of Money.They are willing to sacrifice their loved ones and body parts to renew their riches.
People engage in fraudulent activities of diverse forms all because of Love of Money.
Prostitution of all forms, drug trafficking business are thriving among people,all because of Love of Money.
Men and women join pornographic movie industries,all because of Love of Money.
They are willing to become bisexuals,gays and lesbians, featuring in porn videos of these genres,as long as the cash will and keeps flowing.

The pornography industry is like a cult group.It changes heterosexual people into perverts and they happily remain so as long as the money keeps coming.
Many people join politics just to have access to public funds,all because of the Love of Money.They see Politics as a profitable way to amass wealth to the detriment of the people who elected them.
Therein we have embezzlement and mismanagement of public funds.
People engage in organ harvesting business, armed robbery, human trafficking,all because of the Love of Money.
The Love of Money is responsible for 90% of the world's problems.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Policeman Kills Colleague During Argument Over Second-Hand Phone by Augustine2244(m): 10:48am On Aug 11, 2024
Lighthouse50:
Always read carefully. A police shot a legion officer
Ndi lecturers have come again oo!
Am sure these overbloated teachers were among those who wanted to teach PO and Igbos a bitter lesson.
Rubbish and ingredients.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Policeman Kills Colleague During Argument Over Second-Hand Phone by Augustine2244(m): 10:44am On Aug 11, 2024
Ameduedwin:
read well, the deceased is not a police Man, he is a Nigerian legion attach to the same lawyer wale, I don't know whether you know the difference between Nigerian legion and Nigerian police .
Yes your Majesty,Mr Lecturer.
Help me read,Mr ITK.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Policeman Kills Colleague During Argument Over Second-Hand Phone by Augustine2244(m): 7:38am On Aug 11, 2024
Too bad! But who knows whether the deceased was among those molesting and harassing civilians, even extorting drivers at checkpoints or even raping female detainees in police cells at midnight.
Who knows whether the shooting death is judgement rightly deserved for his atrocities.
Please I have no RIP for one more animal in uniform laid to rest.
Good riddance!
PoliticsRe: Idle Ajaokuta Workers Got ₦‎38.9 Billion Salaries In 10 Years by Augustine2244(m): 6:43am On Aug 11, 2024
Thank God for NYSC programme which took me to Niger state.
I have seen the Ajaokuta Steel Mill in its location near the axis of the Niger bridge in Kogi state.
Lol! The atmosphere of that area in Kogi state is extremely cold or chilly at night.
I have been battered by Kogi state chilly nights anytime I go on night bus, journeying from Niger state to the SE and back.
Anytime I pass this moribund Steel Mill in my numerous journeys,I keep asking " What exactly is the problem stopping it from going operational?
PoliticsRe: Hardship: Why Igbo Shunned Nationwide Protest — Ukwu, Ameh, Igbo Elders by Augustine2244(m): 6:32am On Aug 11, 2024
Yes oo! We will never protest.Lesson teachers should do the protests wella and also do on our behalf.
They are yet to experience anything yet.
APC is the worst calamity to befall Nigeria.
A government of Lies,By Lies and For the Lies.
Lol! Ebin Pa wa is here to stay.
Lesson teachers should enjoy what they voted for.
They must be very stupid for complaining and protesting.
LiteratureRe: Puebla Festival Uninvites South African Guests Over Chidimma Controversy by Augustine2244(m): 6:23am On Aug 11, 2024
Beautiful heart warming news! Nice one!
Lol! Latin American countries show more solidarity with Nigeria than many of these inferiority complex afflicted African countries.
Mexico really struck these Xenophobic savages a big blow below the belt.
PoliticsRe: Dangote Refinery Set To Produce Ethanol And Aviation Fuel By September by Augustine2244(m): 6:15pm On Aug 10, 2024
Hope Agbadorian demons in government won't try to frustrate this move too?
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Group Worries Over Idol Worship Among Igbo Youths by Augustine2244(m): 6:04pm On Aug 10, 2024
One thing about Idolatry is that adherents so much bask in the favours obtained from these spirits and then they make pledges and covenants with them, often including their generations unborn, thereby giving these spirits unlimited access and power over their lineages and making them LEGITIMATE CAPTIVES OF DARKNESS.
Funny enough, these adherents may fail to uphold a particular task regularly or the descendants fail to keep up with the tradition of worship of these worship craving spirits.
VOILA!
The descendants become fully fledged Legitimate Captives.
Even God Himself won't intervene because He recognises the binding Power of COVENANT.
These spirits would then rise and unleash a terrible torrent of afflictions on the concerned families and lineages.
God will never intervene unless the concerned families trace their problems to the ROOT, jointly renounce the COVENANT.
There are numerous cases of families with idolatrous background, suffering terribly for so many years till someone decided enough is enough and began seeking solutions.
Heaven helps those who help themselves.So the individual would be divinely directed to solution ground.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by Augustine2244(m): 9:19pm On Aug 09, 2024
Wahala for snakes!
Personally I dread snakes so much because there are species so venomous that a bite will kill you in minutes.
There are venomous snakes with venom so potent that any delay in getting treatment can leave your survival rate to 10% against 90%.
In Africa such deadly snakes include the African Cobras, Black mamba, Green mamba.
African vipers are not as deadly, possessing hemotoxic venom which kills within hours.These vipers include Gaboon viper,puff adder,Saw scaled viper, Rhinoceros viper, though the puff adder venom is more cytotoxic than hemotoxic.
Cytotoxic venom destroys cells and tissues, while hemotoxic venom destroys blood cells and vessels and even attacks the heart.
Knowing these attributes of snake venom,I try as much as possible to avoid snake bite, especially in lonely places where help might not be easy to get.
TravelRe: Plane Carrying 62 Passengers Crashes In Brazil by Augustine2244(m): 9:08pm On Aug 09, 2024
Very unfortunate!
Killings and mass deaths are ongoing in every corner of the earth, with no country or continent exempted.
The last days are fast closing in.
The killings currently going on now will be child's play compared to the horrifying mass deaths that would occur during the endtimes,when the Four Horsemen are released, Four Dark Angels bound at the River Euphrates are released and the Pouring of the Seven Bowls of Divine Wrath and Blowing of the Seven Trumpets.
Only God can keep us safe these perilous times.

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