Nairaland General › Re: BEDC To Customers: "Person Wey Dey Bypass Light, Worse Pass Kidnapper" by Aydot99(m): 3:22am On Aug 02, 2025 |
So bypassing worse pass person wey go kidnapp you, maybe even torture you, demand ransom money, and at the end still come kpai the person. BEDC are you guys ok at all |
Politics › Re: New Tax Law Introduces Rent Relief Capped At N500k For Nigerians by Aydot99(m): 9:15pm On Aug 01, 2025 |
richmond500: This is what it meant
You dey work. Every month, dem dey collect tax from your salary.
Before before, government go first remove: ₦200k or 1% of your salary (whichever better) Then again remove 20% of your full salary Na the remaining balance dem go tax.
So you dey pay small tax, chop better balance.
But now... Government change am. No more that ₦200k + 20% removal 😢 Instead, dem say:
“We go only remove 20% of your house rent before we tax you — but max we fit remove is ₦500k.” So if your rent na ₦1 million → 20% = ₦200k (that’s your relief) If your rent na ₦3 million → 20% = ₦600k, but they’ll only allow ₦500k max
Real Life Gist: Let’s say John earns ₦6 million a year, and he dey pay ₦1 million rent:
Before: Government remove ₦1.2 million (relief) Dem tax am on ₦4.8 million John pay ₦896k as tax
Now: Only ₦200k removed (20% of his rent) Dem tax am on ₦5.8 million John pay ₦834k as tax John now pays ₦62k less tax — small gain! Who this new system favour?
People wey: Earn small money Pay rent
People wey: Earn big money (₦25m and above) go pay more tax now Own their own house — dem no get any benefit at all 😐 Small good news: First ₦800,000 you earn in one year — no tax at all. Government say make you chop am in peace.
Final Talk: Government remove that old tax formula wey sweet. Now na only your rent dem go use help you reduce tax — and only ₦500k max. So, if you dey rent house and earn small, you go smile small. But if you earn big or get your own house — wahala for you o 😅 Thanks for the break down. I didn't understand one single thing before. |
Business › Re: A Friend Of Mine Showed Me His Transaction History Of Him Owing A Bank by Aydot99(m): 6:15pm On Jul 31, 2025 |
Nazgul: No commercial bank would credit you 14k as salary advance. Haba, what do they want you to use 14k to do when they're not a loan app.
Besides, from the app, it's clearly a GTBank account. My best guess is that he didn't credit the account for long and accumulated lots and lots of charges resulting in that sum. I'm talking from experience. I do it almost every month. On the GTbank mobile app the option is there. That is what they will start you with depending on the amount of money passing through your account |
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Romance › Re: Finally Getting Married To Her by Aydot99(m): 5:47pm On Jul 31, 2025 |
[quote author=musicwriter post=136298502]He doesn't cheat on his wife and the wife doesn't cheat on him.
How do you know they don't cheat. Because they don't quarrel and happy. Mr man it's hard to see who no dey cheat, we all do it some just dey over do |
Politics › Re: One Of Three Biological Brothers Serving In The Nigerian Army Dies In Battle by Aydot99(m): 5:37pm On Jul 31, 2025 |
eagleonearth: That woman that signed the death warrant of her three biological boys out of four is another case to study oo. I rest my case oo. Wetin mama wan do. I'm sure at first she was against it. If the children are determined that this is what they want mama go talk tire in the end na to just pray for them. Death awaits us all, no matter your profession |
Romance › Re: Finally Getting Married To Her by Aydot99(m): 5:29pm On Jul 31, 2025 |
musicwriter: You've made the right decision. Both of you made the right decision, in fact.
I know someone who did exactly that. We lived in the same compound. As of the last time I saw them, they had four sound kids. He doesn't cheat on his wife and the wife doesn't cheat on him. They never quarreled throughout the time we lived in the same place. I never saw them raise their voices against one another.
NB: remove the "prostitute" tag you have there. She's no longer that.
All the best Because they were both happily married doesn't mean neither one never cheated. You can't know |
Romance › Re: Finally Getting Married To Her by Aydot99(m): 5:27pm On Jul 31, 2025 |
Watch some of your own friends will make advances towards her because they know her past |
Nairaland General › Re: For the sake of humanity 8) by Aydot99(m): 12:32pm On Jul 31, 2025 |
Drinkwater2026: It's better to withdraw some parts of ur winnings and continue with the rest.
Not disclosing my stake is for a reason. Oya now I wish you the best. I tried like 3 times this off season but my luck no come. The secret is stick to your game plan. If you want to play high odds just keep it separate |
Politics › Re: Recruitment: Applicants In Limbo As Adeleke Opts For Low Budget Alternative by Aydot99(m): 12:27pm On Jul 31, 2025 |
That's a big set back for the children. 1. Corpers don't don't go to work every day, 2. In most cases they don't put in their best all they do is count days make alawee drop...make the year quick finish make I comot for this local place.
3.just because they are graduates that doesn't mean they can teach. |
Business › Re: A Friend Of Mine Showed Me His Transaction History Of Him Owing A Bank by Aydot99(m): 12:20pm On Jul 31, 2025 |
He clicked on salary advance they credited him the money. Your guy don chop am . Go through your transaction history you will see when you were credited |
Nairaland General › Re: For the sake of humanity 8) by Aydot99(m): 12:10pm On Jul 31, 2025 |
Drinkwater2026: Rollover day 2......…
Balance =2044. Last season I started roll over with 2k on a strict 1.5 odds. Played like 3-4 a week. I withdraw when I got to 98k. I needed the cash...fear no allow me continue. Dey post screen shot of your winnings make we dey see |
Crime › Re: My Married Ex Girlfriend by Aydot99(m): 11:24am On Jul 31, 2025 |
You asked for my 2cents here...if the babe make sense Give her what she wants once or twice just for old time sake and then stop. Explain to her you guys can't continue...ignore her calls block her number. If prolonged These things never end well.
But if you are one of those spiritual types and all don't start it ooo, don't even pick her call again. |
Politics › Re: 2027: Abel Damina Sends Strong Message To Tinubu by Aydot99(m): 11:09am On Jul 31, 2025 |
zeuss: I think you are also off point....the blame should be on the victims who couldn't keep vigil and defend themselves. Its funny how some people get brain but no sabi use am. There is insecurity in the land, people are been robbed murdered and you believe it's the victims that are to be blamed. |
Sports › Re: Victor Osimhen Gets Hero’s Welcome In Istanbul Ahead Of Galatasaray Move(photos) by Aydot99(m): 11:04am On Jul 31, 2025 |
Nice one. I pray he stays top of his game. Sporty must pay  |
Politics › Re: Bashir El-rufai Admits Peter Obi Is The Best Candidate To Defeat Tinubu by Aydot99(m): 10:55am On Jul 31, 2025 |
abuhusna1: Southwest knows better now that Obi is not the best man for the Job. Who come be the best man for the job. Put tribalism aside and reason am as sane person. As of today Obi is still the one person that has the brightest chance against Jagaban |
Politics › Re: Bashir El-rufai Admits Peter Obi Is The Best Candidate To Defeat Tinubu by Aydot99(m): 10:50am On Jul 31, 2025 |
immaculatesense: Anything that makes Peter Obi and Atiku contest separately is an automatic win for Jagaban. Atiku/Obi ticket make winning chance for Jagaban 55% depending on who PDP sponsor to divide opposition votes. But Obi and Atiku contesting separately means a 70% chance for Jagaban. If u want to argue this just wait till after election. No need wasting spit. No Be Juju Be Dat? This is quite true but Obi won't be looking to step down to be vice even obidients no go gree |
Crime › Re: Urgent Advice Needed – Extortion And Threats To Life by Aydot99(m): 12:49am On Jul 31, 2025 |
First mistake you made was sending the 10k. Maybe favour is is just your regular phone scammer and is having a laugh right now.
Let say it's true and you go ahead and send the guy money. What happens when the people that want you dead contract another person to do the job
If you fear it's real which I don't take your evidence to police station |
Autos › Re: Very Neat Toyota Camry Tiny-light @ 900k (08085086190) - Autos by Aydot99(m): 6:50pm On Jul 30, 2025 |
advanceDNA: Baba...I nor dey sure say u go see 10 copies ooo....I don change my own order to 36 copies Boss don't be selfish na. Only you pack 36 no wahala sha. Do you plan to resell make I order from you then |
Romance › Re: Masturbation Is Spiritual Rape by Aydot99(m): 5:45pm On Jul 29, 2025 |
There are rules that govern the universe Masturbation if used right is one of the most powerful manifesting tools. I can explain deeper if u still confused[/quote
Explain these rules and stop making it sound as if there some kind of mystic thing behind it all |
Romance › Re: Masturbation Is Spiritual Rape by Aydot99(m): 5:40pm On Jul 29, 2025 |
Yorubastardz: The universe is governed by laws. If you like argue from today till tomorrow
If you jump out a 5 storey building The law of gravity don't care if you believe in it or not. So far the universe is governed by laws. You must learn and respect that law I understand the universe been governed by laws. Like the one you stated above...The law of gravity. I can even agree with the laws of karma to an extent. But when you know tell me there something spiritualy wrong with me having fantasies about giving Beyonce doggy or jerking of with Toolz picture, have you seen the kind yansh dem carry. |
Sports › Re: Women’s Afrobasket 2025: Nigeria Beat Mozambique, Qualify For Quarter-Finals by Aydot99(m): 7:04am On Jul 29, 2025 |
msrcusgarvey6: Another $100000 to soon be gifted. What a moment for this president Make u na chill na. Even Falcons $100,000. Na still audio. Them never receive am |
Romance › Re: Masturbation Is Spiritual Rape by Aydot99(m): 4:44pm On Jul 26, 2025 |
Yorubastardz: what do you know about how monkeys live there lives. Have you interviewed a monkey before??
You kids miss the point Arousal increases body vibration and if your body is in a state of arousal your thoughts carry more weight and potency.
But here is the problem
Masturbating with a woman picture In the spiritual realm you are violating her Because in that high arousal state you are actually sending sexual thoughts to her spiritually.
If her spirit is in tune or accepts your thoughts If she feels same sexual energy towards you Then that is Consent.
But if she doesn't know you or Haven't seen you before and you masturbate with her pics You are forcing or violating the spiritual rule of CONSENT.
That us why you can masturbate with picture of your wife or GF but not with a picture of a random girl you saw online. Who writes these rules or they are just inspiration that comes after smoking that kush |
Education › Re: Are These Questions Appropriate For A 5 Year Old? by Aydot99(m): 7:29am On Jul 26, 2025 |
This looks fake Nursery 2 Exams are mainly objective questions and the hand writing on that script is not for a 5 year old |
Politics › Re: Osinbajo: Buhari Proved Public Service Can Be Done With Integrity & Transparency by Aydot99(m): 7:10pm On Jul 24, 2025 |
Because the man looked away and kept you guys happy, that now translates to transparency and integrity. |
Politics › Re: Osinbajo: Buhari Proved Public Service Can Be Done With Integrity & Transparency by Aydot99(m): 6:54pm On Jul 24, 2025 |
Politicians..... You guys are in another world of your own. Has the definition of integrity changed cause I just don't understand |
NYSC › Re: Meet The Most Beautiful Corper In Nigeria by Aydot99(m): 9:35am On Jul 24, 2025 |
I love light skin babes. But she isn't the most beautiful corper. |
Crime › Re: Three Teenagers Drown While Swimming In Bauchi River by Aydot99(m): 7:39am On Jul 24, 2025 |
Poster above even good swimmers dey drown.
Trying to form I to know |
Celebrities › Re: I’m senior to Pete Edochie in acting — Yemi Solade by Aydot99(m): 7:26am On Jul 24, 2025 |
Forget seniority, most of us had to do a Google search before we know who you were. |
Crime › Re: 183 Internet Fraudsters Arrested In Warri As Army Raids 'Yahoo Training Centre' by Aydot99(m): 12:05am On Jul 22, 2025 |
lordprogress: Which person picture be this abi na the chairman picture.  Saint Moses Orimolade was the founder of this white garment church. Cherubim and Seraphim Church. |
Crime › Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by Aydot99(m): 6:04pm On Jul 21, 2025 |
CoronaVirusPro: Team “Juju does not exist” will be here soon
Even when the white man believes in African spirituality, the brainwashed black man does not believe.
A continent where you find educated people who believe a man in the Middle East died for their sins in Africa. Team juju dey. Look am well na. Does this look authentic for your face. |