Saw these this morning, how true is it?

1.5

helpee:
Six remaining

20k tomorrow

1.5

Who knows how to grow beards very fast please
Its urgent

Happy 4:20 to my fellow Stoners
May we see next year's own

If you no get wetin to chop, no celebrate am o
A word is enough for...

Please how can I reduce trips?
I'm high as Bleep and my mum is visiting shortly
Biko help make I no go looseguard

DonBenny77:

These ain't news

Bro, my babe shout for me for phone, I shock
Later called and apologising it's out of reflex

Chai, worst feeling ever!

People go reason you anyhow, anybody fit enter you.

Your talk no go make sense.

This is the worst feeling ever.

Try not to be broke fellas, the pain is second to none.

This night proved me some shit

Bad

Yenefer:

11, 13, then turn the 9 upside down to make it 6
Then you have your answer

Nothing wey Corona no go see for quarantine

Nawa o, to greet governor now na trouble
God airpus

Sorry o

So we'll be talking on the funniest things we did while we were high...
Mine was that I wanted to form fine boy in front of some girls with my walking steps, got so swayed that I started walking like a limping cat


Share yours guys
Lalasticlala

Sheuns:
I still see no reason why anyone chooses to join cultism. No pay, no rest of mind, no meaningful value is added to you. Cultism isn’t being tough, it’s just plain stupidity.

Bros, he wasn't a cultist, he went to charge and was shot during robbery, his Villa is close to mine

Randy100:
Ok. Why the protest.

Cases like this has been happening around the school and the authorities dey look
We pay thousands of naira and our security isn't guaranteed??

Randy100:
Rest in peace to the dead, but is not a good reason to postpone exam.

We don already start to protest, that was the best they could do at that point

chatinent:
A she-idiot willingly opened her legs, and you are censoring it. She that opened it for the world is stupid baa, or you think you are braver?

Egbon you dey para o

Religion of piss

Them go still cheat
You dunno!!!

Legionx:


Is it for beard only?

Hair cream that makes hair grow very fast

Be using that period to bomb site and find client, plenty people dey wish to stay woke

Please does anyone knows any hair cream that boosts hair growth very rapidly?
Please help out with the names thanks!

News that has been flooding nairaland today lasan!!
And the driver will sleep with his eyes closed?
May we not suffer for another person's carelessness

Hustle o, make your children no dey snap with placard for 2k... inside world

Naija na comedy square aswr

Lol, so many people thinks that decision is shit
Well, mine is to quit smoking weed and fucking everyday, though I haven't done any of those since November started, I want to make it permanent
Let's hear yours guys
Cc lalasticlala

Half baked news, bloggers go broke this 2020 if una refuse to get sense