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DON'T SPY ON YOUR MAN

A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party.



The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.

He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going



to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time



to be spoiled by not going.



So he took his Batman costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain,



and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party.

In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was,



she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband

to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She put on a Goldilocks costume, joined the party and soon spotted



her husband cavorting around on the dance floor.



Dancing with every nice chick he cuddled

and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather

seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and

dry and devoted his time to her.

She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.



After some more to drink he finally whispered a



little proposition in her ear and she agreed,



so off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie in the back seat.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away

and went home and put her costume away and got into bed,



wondering what kind of explanation he would

make up for his outrageous behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she

asked what kind of time he had.

"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never

have a good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even

danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown

and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and

played poker all evening."

"You must have looked really silly wearing

that Batman costume playing poker all night!" she said

with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I

gave my Batman costume to your Dad. Apparently he had a

whale of a time. He told me he got lucky with a hottie in a

Goldilocks outfit"

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hi rhythyson, thanks 4 ur comment and really appreciate, now 2 start with u didnt mention d brand of car? more also 4 a mileage of 40k and 2007, will advise u flug d car 4 another 10k dats making 50k where u will do a comprehensive maintainance, changing d plug, drainning d brake fluid, brake pads, power and transmission oil, wheel bearing and bushings etc,
hope av done justice 2 ur question sir, av a great day

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Car Maintenance Schedule
If you want to have a car that will last for thousands of miles, then you need to maintain it on a regular schedule. This is extremely important for the life of your car. There are many cars that are in the shop with expensive repairs or just dead because they weren't taken care of properly. We need to treat a car like we would treat ourselves; with plenty of attention and care. A car must have fluids checked and replaced on a regular schedule to run smoothly.
You can do many of these simple car maintenance tasks. If you set up a set time to check these on a regular basis, you will know when your car needs more attention.

Listed below are some of the things that need to be included in your maintenance schedule:

Oil and oil filter changes - This needs to be done every 3,000 miles no matter what. If you drive in a lot of heavy traffic, possibly doing a lot of commuting to and from work, you may want to have it changed more often. This is due to the higher stress placed on the engine from the heavy traffic and long hours the car runs at a time.

Spark plugs - These should be changed at least once a year. If you use the higher quality platinum spark plugs, then you should change them around every 60,000 miles. These cost a bit more, but are a much higher quality and will last twice as long Platinum spark plugs are not for every car. Check with your manufacturer or car manual before you choose to go this route. If your car is driving a little rough, the first things you may check are the spark plugs.

Air filter - This should also be checked on a regular basis, have them check it every time you have your oil changed. But the filter should be replaced at least once a year. This is a very inexpensive item yet, very important to keep your car running as it should.

Timing belt - This needs to be checked and changed every 60,000 miles or as your manufacturer suggests. This is something that is often neglected but is very important. If this is not running correctly, or quits working all together, you could lose your engine all together. It is best to have it changed every 50,000 miles to be on the safe side.

Tire rotation/replacement - Your tires should be rotated every 6 months. They need to be rotated from front to rear and also from the inside out if possible. Also, tires should be replaced every 2 or 3 years, depending on the wear and usage.

This is only a few of the things that need to be on your car maintenance schedule. This is so important to keep a healthy car running for a very long time.

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mostly in lagos traffic dat u tend 2 spend more dan 15-20 minutes at a spot u can put ur gear in neutral and apply ur hand brake but if it is d flowing traffic u can hold on to ur drive gear, as regard ur 1 and 2 gear pls read ur car owners manual sir.

make it N1.225m

Driving an automatic transmission car is a little different from the usual manual cars. It can even be said that it is easier to drive an automatic transmission car, as the driver does not require learning clutch control and changing gears, which is probably the most troublesome task for all drivers and learners. An automatic transmission does everything on its own, providing the person on the driver's seat with utmost comfort. However, as the functioning and operation of automatic transmission is different, one definitely needs to know how to drive it, before actually experiencing the luxury. Given below are some tips regarding the same
Modes Of Automatic Transmission

Park (P): This mechanism restricts the car movement in any direction by mechanically locking the transmission. However, the non-drive wheels of the car may still spin freely. Therefore, using the hand brake (or parking brake) is advised to lock the rear wheels, so that they don’t move. A car can be prevented from moving even if a worn selector accidentally drops into reverse gear, if the hand brake is efficiently adjusted.

Reverse (R): This mechanism gives the car the ability to drive backwardsby putting the care into the reverse gear. The car must come to a complete stop and then the shift lock button is to be pushed, followed by selecting reverse. Severe damage to the transmission can be caused, if the vehicle doesn’t come to a complete stop. Reverse mechanism mostly consists of a solenoid-controlled physical barrier on either side of the Reverse position. A switch on the brake pedal engages this physical barrier electronically.

Neutral/No Gear (N): This mechanism allows the car to move freely under its own weight, by disconnecting the transmission from the wheels. No Gear is the only other selection in which it is possible to start the car.

Drive (D): Drive mechanism helps the car to move forward and accelerate. This is done through the range of gears provided by the selection. The number of gears in a transmission will vary from model to model. However, the gears commonly range from 3 to 8, depending upon the car model. The newer models of Lexus and BMW cars come with 8 gears.

Tips for Driving an Automatic Transmission Car
There are only two foot pedals in an automatic transmission car - the brake and gas pedals.
Both the pedals are operated by driver's right foot and so the left foot rests on the floor.
The gear selector has the following markings, P for Park, R for Reverse, N for Neutral and D for driving. Neural is used if the car has to be pushed or towed.
Before starting the car, put the gear in Park (P).
After this, turn on the engine.
Now, press the brake pedal down with your right foot.
Change the gear lever from park option to drive option.
Hold the handbrake and look all around, including the blind spots, to make sure it is safe to move.
If it is safe all around, release the handbrake.
In case there are other vehicles around, use your indicators.
Slowly, lift your foot off the brake, making the car move forward.
Put your foot on the gas pedal and press down to increase speed.

Driving an automatic transmission car is a little different from the usual manual cars. It can even be said that it is easier to drive an automatic transmission car, as the driver does not require learning clutch control and changing gears, which is probably the most troublesome task for all drivers and learners. An automatic transmission does everything on its own, providing the person on the driver's seat with utmost comfort. However, as the functioning and operation of automatic transmission is different, one definitely needs to know how to drive it, before actually experiencing the luxury. Given below are some tips regarding the same
Modes Of Automatic Transmission

Park (P): This mechanism restricts the car movement in any direction by mechanically locking the transmission. However, the non-drive wheels of the car may still spin freely. Therefore, using the hand brake (or parking brake) is advised to lock the rear wheels, so that they don’t move. A car can be prevented from moving even if a worn selector accidentally drops into reverse gear, if the hand brake is efficiently adjusted.

Reverse (R): This mechanism gives the car the ability to drive backwardsby putting the care into the reverse gear. The car must come to a complete stop and then the shift lock button is to be pushed, followed by selecting reverse. Severe damage to the transmission can be caused, if the vehicle doesn’t come to a complete stop. Reverse mechanism mostly consists of a solenoid-controlled physical barrier on either side of the Reverse position. A switch on the brake pedal engages this physical barrier electronically.

Neutral/No Gear (N): This mechanism allows the car to move freely under its own weight, by disconnecting the transmission from the wheels. No Gear is the only other selection in which it is possible to start the car.

Drive (D): Drive mechanism helps the car to move forward and accelerate. This is done through the range of gears provided by the selection. The number of gears in a transmission will vary from model to model. However, the gears commonly range from 3 to 8, depending upon the car model. The newer models of Lexus and BMW cars come with 8 gears.

Tips for Driving an Automatic Transmission Car
There are only two foot pedals in an automatic transmission car - the brake and gas pedals.
Both the pedals are operated by driver's right foot and so the left foot rests on the floor.
The gear selector has the following markings, P for Park, R for Reverse, N for Neutral and D for driving. Neural is used if the car has to be pushed or towed.
Before starting the car, put the gear in Park (P).
After this, turn on the engine.
Now, press the brake pedal down with your right foot.
Change the gear lever from park option to drive option.
Hold the handbrake and look all around, including the blind spots, to make sure it is safe to move.
If it is safe all around, release the handbrake.
In case there are other vehicles around, use your indicators.
Slowly, lift your foot off the brake, making the car move forward.
Put your foot on the gas pedal and press down to increase speed.

Driving an automatic transmission car is a little different from the usual manual cars. It can even be said that it is easier to drive an automatic transmission car, as the driver does not require learning clutch control and changing gears, which is probably the most troublesome task for all drivers and learners. An automatic transmission does everything on its own, providing the person on the driver's seat with utmost comfort. However, as the functioning and operation of automatic transmission is different, one definitely needs to know how to drive it, before actually experiencing the luxury. Given below are some tips regarding the same
Modes Of Automatic Transmission

Park (P): This mechanism restricts the car movement in any direction by mechanically locking the transmission. However, the non-drive wheels of the car may still spin freely. Therefore, using the hand brake (or parking brake) is advised to lock the rear wheels, so that they don’t move. A car can be prevented from moving even if a worn selector accidentally drops into reverse gear, if the hand brake is efficiently adjusted.

Reverse (R): This mechanism gives the car the ability to drive backwardsby putting the care into the reverse gear. The car must come to a complete stop and then the shift lock button is to be pushed, followed by selecting reverse. Severe damage to the transmission can be caused, if the vehicle doesn’t come to a complete stop. Reverse mechanism mostly consists of a solenoid-controlled physical barrier on either side of the Reverse position. A switch on the brake pedal engages this physical barrier electronically.

Neutral/No Gear (N): This mechanism allows the car to move freely under its own weight, by disconnecting the transmission from the wheels. No Gear is the only other selection in which it is possible to start the car.

Drive (D): Drive mechanism helps the car to move forward and accelerate. This is done through the range of gears provided by the selection. The number of gears in a transmission will vary from model to model. However, the gears commonly range from 3 to 8, depending upon the car model. The newer models of Lexus and BMW cars come with 8 gears.

Tips for Driving an Automatic Transmission Car
There are only two foot pedals in an automatic transmission car - the brake and gas pedals.
Both the pedals are operated by driver's right foot and so the left foot rests on the floor.
The gear selector has the following markings, P for Park, R for Reverse, N for Neutral and D for driving. Neural is used if the car has to be pushed or towed.
Before starting the car, put the gear in Park (P).
After this, turn on the engine.
Now, press the brake pedal down with your right foot.
Change the gear lever from park option to drive option.
Hold the handbrake and look all around, including the blind spots, to make sure it is safe to move.
If it is safe all around, release the handbrake.
In case there are other vehicles around, use your indicators.
Slowly, lift your foot off the brake, making the car move forward.
Put your foot on the gas pedal and press down to increase speed.

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thank u very much sir,

good price 9ce 1,, but d price is 600k firm

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