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Romance / Re: If I Don't Make It This Year,i Will Never Make It Again Or Till I Die. by Bakrabas: 9:36am On Jul 08, 2023
Firstly stay away from gambling, humanizing, clubbing, partying, drinking or smoking.

Evaluate, renew and reshape yourself with new thought.

Associate yourself with the people with positive mindset.

One thing is that you're not the poorest on earth.

Do not look at those that are better than you that thing is a Joy killer rather, look at those that you're better than and give thanks to God.

The little is much if God is in it

Everyone has it own time zone to success, even if you do ritual you won't still be rich until your time arrives.

Before an elephant can give birth to her baby, a dog might have gave birth to dozens of puppies three or four times.

Wait for your time and be prayerful surely at the end of the tunnel light is waiting
Agriculture / Re: Man Kills Lion With Bare Hands In Kwande, Benue State by Bakrabas: 6:09pm On Jul 07, 2023
Even if I'm an illiterate or unlettered I won't still believe this story. Wrestle with lion for 10min with bear hand. The story get bowl leg

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Crime / Re: Kennedy Amarah: Police arrests Lagos businessman who circulates nude photos by Bakrabas: 5:51pm On Jul 07, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Nice one
Perfect
Just dey blackmail and bill them women
Ladies be careful out there...know who you dey bang

Some people behaves as if they don't have female relatives at home
All women on earth are someone's sister

I would have suggest one funny punishment for him
He should be locked in a room of wild daisies ( I mean wild females)
And those females should rape him...the punishment sounds funny right but if this man survives twenty four hours then know my name is not slawomir


As keyboarding is your way so also nude pics is his way.

The people you bombed during the course of your keyboard are someone's relatives as well

Have you ever for once thought that you make your clients who might have trust you at first cry?

If truly you're an unethical keyboard Lord I think you and the man belong to the same hustling in different mode of operation Sir.

And as regards your judgement, Jesus says

Let the saint first cast the stone

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Islam for Muslims / Re: An Incidence Of Dubious Fortune Telling We Should Flee From by Bakrabas: 5:19pm On Jul 07, 2023
ANTlSLAAM:


So Imam isn't a real Muslim right, come and see your "Eleha" in full masquerade dress in Cherubim Church yet they are not real Muslims abi?

Can you name someone your creator allah heals in Quran? pls just give us a name

I said that the real muslimah wouldn't dare attending church.

As For your last question, my answer will surpass your thinking faculty.

If you need an intellectual live debate as regard the question you asked

I'm available.

Send me your venue, fix the date.

Just arrange everything and send me the invite

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Islam for Muslims / Re: An Incidence Of Dubious Fortune Telling We Should Flee From by Bakrabas: 1:14pm On Jul 07, 2023
ANTlSLAAM:
Why using Pastor and not your alfa as an example? na your people from the religion of allah full white garment churches especially Cherubim and Seraphim Churches looking for miracles and wonders

They aren't the real Muslims initially. The real Muslims don't seek for miracle from the sons and daughters of men other than their creator ALLAAH

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Longest Distance You've Trekked In Search Of Work? by Bakrabas: 10:57am On Jul 07, 2023
Alhamdulillah for everything, no matter how weird the story I still have the grace to give Glory to God. I'm not on the top of the world but the little is much if God is in it.

I hawked for my mama no be small

I trekked to the extent that if I should sum up all the distance I've covered it will equivalent to the kilometers between Lagos and Benin Republic.

I trekked from Mokola to Muslim -Odinjo-Masfala in Ibadan

From Agbeni to Ring Road: Ibadan

From Sango to Oke-Seni: Ibadan

From Geri Alimi to Tanke: Ilorin

From P.S to Tipper garage: Ilorin

From Tipper garage to challenge: Ilorin

From Ketu to Ojota: Lagos

From Obantoko to Adatan: Abeokuta

From Kuto stadium to Adatan: Abeokuta

Alhamdulillah for everything, may we live long to tell the success story .

At the end of every tunnel surly there's light

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Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa Newly Formed Biafra Liberation Army Threaten Asari Dokubo- Pics/video by Bakrabas: 10:49am On Jul 06, 2023
From their shoes you shall know that they're poor
Politics / Re: Let the poor breath: How will Innoson Vehicles Feel Now? by Bakrabas: 10:35am On Jul 06, 2023
ratiani6:
Innoson is just like every other gullible Igbo man. Hasty and sentimental. They believe everyone is against them while

Below is the funniest part of them. They can envy and hate themselves just like Tom hates Jerry

they pretend to love themselve.
Business / Re: POS: CBN Engages Operators, Zenith Bank Cautions Agents On Transaction Fees Hike by Bakrabas: 10:30am On Jul 06, 2023
Thank God the CBN is trying to be proactive
Politics / Re: Anambra Is A Big Village, Imo Should Be Face Of SE by Bakrabas: 8:11am On Jul 05, 2023
Fejoku:

Don't brag too much o. We know Ibadan story very well. Na refugee settlement that's why it is totally unplanned and looking like a tattered territory baptized with a generous coat of liquid amala.

I said it probably you rushed in to reply. You should have read to comprehend first.

I didn't dispute the fact that is like a home of refugees that's why I said Ibadan is configured majorly by the survival of the dwellers of Old Oyo empire

Meanwhile, point of correction Sir, in the old traditional pre colonial Yoruba society, nothing like Town Planning Sir
Politics / Re: Anambra Is A Big Village, Imo Should Be Face Of SE by Bakrabas: 5:00pm On Jul 04, 2023
MrColdsweat:

You still live in the dilapidated houses built by your great grandparents.

You're supposed to be ashamed.

I've nothing to shame about Sir...

I'm proud of that legendary Brown Roofs

Teni n teni sir...

It's inside the Black pot that the white pap originated sir

Where I am today Alhamdulillah for everything grin grin cheesy
Politics / Re: Anambra Is A Big Village, Imo Should Be Face Of SE by Bakrabas: 4:57pm On Jul 04, 2023
Zupay:


List all what the South East got from Gowon 3Rs policy after the civil war, that transformed it.......waiting.

You allowed your ancestral homes look like trenches because of your irresponsibleness, if it is about preservation of heritage, go to Zanzibar in Tanzania and see structures way older than your brown roofs and how they have been maintained without losing its antiquity as tourists pay to visit........you are here, blabbing nonsense as excuse! cheesy cheesy cheesy

One thing is certain, "teni n teni"

I'm proud of It bro... It's inside the Black pot that the white pap is originated grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: The Moment A Dead Man Wake Up In Morgue Russia by Bakrabas: 10:50am On Jul 04, 2023
He is not dead before, once you're Dead, c'est la ve or hasta la vista.

It was once happened to Gnenga Adeoye

One guy in Brazil and one popular prophet in the bible .

All Dead will only rise on the day of resurrection or Kiamah
Education / Re: JAMB: We Stopped Using That Notification Slip Since 2021 by Bakrabas: 10:45am On Jul 04, 2023
One Eastern guy once approached me for jamb result upgrading back in 2010 at Unilorin Remedial Center at Geri Alimi, after Saw mill, Ilorin.

But I used my thinking faculty to reason the implications.

These are the thoughts that came to my mind.

1. It's only me as individual that will have the fake result, will the upgraded score be on the jamb portal?

2. The admission is for Unilorin what if kasala burst at the physical or on-line screening of results after I might have wasted resources and efforts?

I zeroed my mind and registered for another jamb that earned me the admission following year in 2011... Alhamdulillah today I've archived everything into the museum of history

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Politics / Re: Anambra Is A Big Village, Imo Should Be Face Of SE by Bakrabas: 10:07am On Jul 04, 2023
One thing is that I'm very proud of Ibadan, though I'm not a native of IB, but Ibadan is a legendary home built by the dwellers of Old Oyo empire.

Ibadan has never being conquered is not a victim of war zone like we've in the South East.

The Brown Roofs you see are Family houses which have spent more than 30yrs Old and still standing.

It's sarcasm to compare Ibadan or any Brown roof republic with the state constructed after the civil war have shown them shege.

The reconfiguration of the the S.E is part of the compensation of Gowon 3Rs policy.

If Ibadan is Brown or any south West me personally, I'm proud of what Yoruba used to call "Ise-n-baye"

This are the building that every Kaaro o jire should be proud of .

When you get to Ibadan, the houses of Ibadan legendary warriors such as Ibikunle, Iba-Beere, Sapati, Ogunmola, still standing tall.

These are our heritage to show our generations that Ibadan has never being conquered unlike other region which 3Rs policies were used to compensate them after they might have lost out in the civil war.

My family houses have being built for more than 80yrs, the mud used is still blinking while the roof keep on brownish... I love it so much. Because almost all the sons and daughters from that compound have built their own modern houses.

Come to Ring Road, J.Allen, NNPC, Born Photo, Molete, Oke-Bola, etc come and see modern houses will built there.

We left those Brown Roofs there, to keep the home of our legends and Warriors alive

Ibadan has never been conquered rather Ibadan is a conquerer that's why those building still remain. Our legends protected them for us to see.

Most of those Brown Roofs houses are family Houses

YORUBA ni mi, a bi mi pelu Ayo I'm not Nnanayo. Awa l'oba sungbon e Fe teriba

The victim of No Victor No vanquish
Romance / Re: My Bride Price Is $15m Because I’m Still A Virgin – Popular Lawyer, Ifunanya by Bakrabas: 9:37am On Jul 04, 2023
Don't worry, Somebody will come out soon with her sextape...

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Career / Re: How Do Entrepreneurs That Use Petrol Engines Cope? by Bakrabas: 8:07am On Jul 04, 2023
wirinet:


In e-commerce parlance shipping can mean air, sea or road. Shipping by air for me usually takes 3 weeks - from supplier to the office of my shipping agent.

Thanks for the clarification bro. I always think shipping is only by the Sea
Career / Re: How Do Entrepreneurs That Use Petrol Engines Cope? by Bakrabas: 6:10pm On Jul 03, 2023
wirinet:

I ordered from Alibaba.com, you can also order from aliexpress.com. I have my own special arrangement for shipping goods from China. It normally takes three weeks.

Easy bro...did you Just say shipping is 3wks from China?

Wow not even 3 months

Or you meant to say by Air which is approximately 2wks?
Business / Re: People Working For Me Have Houses Abroad But I Don’t — Dangote by Bakrabas: 5:52pm On Jul 03, 2023
astana1:


Source: https://dailytrust.com/people-working-for-me-have-houses-abroad-but-i-dont-dangote/

If I'm the one that utter this statement, one idiot will still say it's poverty mentality.
Islam for Muslims / Re: How To Use Math To Say "Eid Mubarak"! by Bakrabas: 5:44pm On Jul 03, 2023
ANTlSLAAM:


Won tun ti de oo awon olodo, Algebra and Maths are not the same.. Na maths we dey discuss here and not Algebra Olodo omo


Chai...arguing with you is like reading terms and conditions in Chinese ...

#Shalom
Family / Re: See,How we have bn surviving! by Bakrabas: 10:31am On Jul 02, 2023
Hunger is minimal for anyone who have garri to drink... Sope ti e. (Thank God for your own)
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Approached By A Gay Or Lesbian by Bakrabas: 10:26am On Jul 02, 2023
Hardware to hardware Abomination and perhaps my appearance will make you freeze your thoughts till I pass by
Celebrities / Re: See Davido's 7 Baby Mamas - Meet The New Ones, Anita Brown And Ivanna Bay. by Bakrabas: 10:06am On Jul 02, 2023
ceejay80s:
What u sow u must reap,
Or is it the other way round?
He will put those kids in to poverty, he thinks he will be rich for ever.....I have seen richer men begging on streets now

Nebuchadnezzar comes to mind
Romance / Re: See The Soup My Ex-wife Prepared For Me(pictures) by Bakrabas: 10:02pm On Jul 01, 2023
You don chop efo...hmmmm

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Romance / Re: A Guy Snapped Pictures With His Girlfriend Showing Her Dirty Buttocks(pictures) by Bakrabas: 9:52pm On Jul 01, 2023
I don't think they're Nigerians if you look keenly at the photographer number abi na serial number
Food / Re: Adeyeye Adeola: Chef Deo Begins 150-Hour Cook-A-Thon To Break Guinness Records by Bakrabas: 12:24pm On Jul 01, 2023
Thank God the gas is not expensive again
Family / Re: My Salary Is 126k And Cost Of Fueling Per Month Is 120k. by Bakrabas: 11:54am On Jul 01, 2023
To be sincere with you OP it's no longer what we're earning that keep us moving it's about "HIS GRACE" My salary is far low to yours even without cars yet but I thank God in manifold.

No matter how harsh or friendly is the government policy I'll still have something to thank God

May God continue to help me in every situation as I don't rely on anything other than Him alone... aamin
Crime / Re: My Sis Was Scammed Of One Million Naira This Morning. by Bakrabas: 11:14am On Jul 01, 2023
Not only Zenith bank. It seems some banks marketers usually sell out customer information.

Few weeks ago, one of our security who doesn't have BVN , NIN let alone bank account before. He went to Access bank to open an account. When his account is ready he got a message that I helped him to interpret that his account his ready for usage.

Believe you me guys, nobody else knows that this guy has open an account, 2 days after the account is ready for usage, he got a phone call from a scammer asking for the last 3 digit at the back of his ATM after the scammer have said all his information.

The guy rushed down to me to speak with the person because he doesn't understand English.

I quickly told him, those are the 419 I told you about be expecting their calls once in a while because you're already have a bank account

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Crime / Re: My Sis Was Scammed Of One Million Naira This Morning. by Bakrabas: 11:03am On Jul 01, 2023
ogemore:
Pls what is OTP?

One Time Password or Passcode I think
Politics / Re: FRANCE WAR. Islamic Caliphate Takes Over The Country by Bakrabas: 10:40am On Jul 01, 2023
MrPRevailer:


Source:
https://twitter.com/realstewpeters/status/1674824738328256512?s=20

https://twitter.com/cotupacs/status/1674542362515632134?s=20


This could easily happen in Nigeria. Make no mistake about this.


If you are suffering from history let me tell you, France is a home of protest. You need to read about French revolution of 1789 to have a clear understanding of my points. French don't joke with Liberty Equality and fraternity.

Algeria is part of the product of France under the policy of assimilation.

Stop this your Islamphobia stupidity
Foreign Affairs / Re: Violent Protests Rock France After Teen's Death, Cars Burnt, 800 Arrested (Pics) by Bakrabas: 10:29am On Jul 01, 2023
proeast:
France is now looking like a third world country. Any country with large Muslim population will always be at risk of violence.

Like the most peaceful nation in the world Qatar, Brunei e.t.c right?

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