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DrLazDevitan:
Goodmorning.
Please check for SOPHIA ODILI,using the search zone to know if she were given her course or another.Thanks!

It seems the Sun doesn't always set due West; Her name is still not engraved in the marble that bares the fate of new soldiers to fight the course of that great unique kingdom! Maybe the supplementary Names hasn't been updated on the undergraduate portal where "Name search" is possible..

Cryptic coloration of slake thoughts surreptitiously juxtaposed with faint beam of unruffled Smiles which simulates the lifeless firmness of an abandoned relic in the safaris of kenya!

Can life and it's unprecedented Vicissitudes ossify the bridge between our preface to existence and our supposed ragnarok? That's a tough question that makes even the most sound encephalon become sick to its Axons!

Can a girl Love two guys at the same time?

Can Buhari give me his daughter's hand in marriage?

Can a speed boat give me a ride to Blue hole?

Can Uniport build a night Club near ICTC?

Can a Kiss be used as a knife?

Wait! What am I saying? Ok Let's just start all over again! #Drops_Pen and #Crawls_back_to_trance

Samgreguc:
Drop ur whatsapp no.

08122280382

Samgreguc:
U welcome bro.
Year 1 is cool but make sure u don't fail any course in year 1 if u want to progreSs to year 2.

Thanks Sam! please sir can I get your whatsapp or BBM contact? I'd really appreciate it! need to ask you some questions please! thanks sir

Goodmorning Everyone!
Special Greetings to my Senior Colleagues and highly placed Men of honour!

I'm New Here! Just Got admitted into Pharmacy Uniport! I really need proper orientation as to what i'll face in Pharm School! please

Please can someone show me to my room I'm tired: it has been a long walk to pharmacy school lol

once again I salute everyone here! thanks

DrLazDevitan:
Combination is sure accepted.

thanks DrLazdevitan for your time sir!

Comrade Otokx goodmorning sir!

Please sir! I have a little problem comrade, I had little issue with my "chemistry" from my neco result but made a Credit in my waec! 

Please does uniport accept combination of Neco and Waec results? I mean (NECO+WAEC) Because I heard uniport doesn't accept results from two different exam bodies!

I await your response sir!

Victoria looked at the wall clock, it was 12:45pm,"15 minutes to my birthday "she said to herself .It was the dawn of her 18th birthday and her mind was a beehive of diverse imaginations. Her body quaked with anticipation as the seconds rolled by and she could not get herself to sleep as insomnia was her best friend at that moment. 

When she woke up the next day she could not wait to see Dayo he had already promised to take her out as she was given the go ahead by her dad to spend her day outdoors with friends a leverage that came as a result of her turning 18. At 8:30am Dayo called to wish her happy birthday and also to remind her of their rendezvous. She was desperately looking forward to it and as she went about her activities of the day .

She went about her chores in a gay mood and as the clock ticked away all She wanted was to leave the house. Dayo came around by 4:00pm in his End of Discussion. The glass of the drivers seat was tinted and as she came out of her gate he licked his lips with an erotic appeal as he had waited for this moment for a while ,all his sexual advances had been hampered by lack of enough time to seduce her or So He thought but today he had already made plans on how to sweep her off her feet And He seemed to be feeling lucky.

Victoria was wearing a tight fitted jeans with a police body fitted revealing her curves an image that sent shivers down Dayo's spine. She opened The door of the passengers seat esconsced herself and asked Dayo where they were heading, "it's a surprise ,trust me you Are gonna love every bit of it". She had known him for months but maybe not enough to trust him with her life but it so happens that we give people the benefit of doubt when our pleasures takes the best of us..

He took her to a Chinese restaurant and after enjoying a sumptuous meal they went to see a movie and after that they headed to the club for the real celebrations. Victoria has been looking forward to this moment to spend the night out of home with friends at the club only that on this occasion it was with a guy whom she Just met few months ago but who seemed to have occupied her heart with his demeanor. 

he had a body built like that of an athlete, his lips tasted as sexy as they looked and she never seemed to get enough of him and anytime she wrestled herself away from his grip during those moments when they were locked in each others embrace with their lips pressed against each other and her breast bruising his chest she always felt unfulfilled but today she was 18 and she had already made up her mind to loose her virginity to this Adonis who seemed to make her body shiver with excitement.

To be Continued!..

I'm bored so I decided to go back to my Old self! I've been pretty much pre occupied with an array of thoughts lately! Thoughts of Becoming a pharmacist and still keeping my great affinity for writing! Is it possible to climb two trees at the same time?

Captain6:
6Some successful Uniport graduands were inducted into the PCN, earlier this year, so that implies that the faculty is accredited by the council,so fear not, even if it's not accredited, alot of things can change within 5years.

Thanks Captain! my mind is sure at rest now!

otokx:
See me, See prosperity.

oh! Comrade stop being to surreptitious with your word play na! abeg! just help me out of my little Delirium heheehehe

Comrade Otokx! goodevening sir!

please sir I need you to help me clear my fears and doubts!

Is pharmacy in uniport now accredited by PCN and NUC? I'm sorry for my too many questions! kindly help me please!

otokx:
@Bassey565

It will be corrected just before you start physical clearance. If you have a birth certificate or and your o levels which read the correct name then it can be changed with a simple application letter with such documents attached.

Omg! I'm so happy! thanks so much comrade Otokx! but Comrade the application will be directed to which quarters and who exactly will I be writing to?

Goodmorning Everyone!
I do believe we all had a wonderful night! I sure had a sweet night! I'm still basking in this petrichor of being a fresh undergraduate! Lol

Well I do have a little problem and i'd really love anyone with answers that can possibly profer solution to this my ounce dilema to kindly drop their answers!

Now the thing is there was a little typo error during my jamb registration; the typist added an extra "L" to my surname "Israel" so what I have now as my surname is "Israell" i know this will pose an imminent problem for me in days and years to come!

All my admission info has the extra "L" added to my surname! Please what can I do to remove the extra letter? People say I should go to court to swear an affidavit; ofcourse I know i'll definitely do that but what other things will I do to make sure my name returns to normal on all admission platforms? Can it be changed from Jamb office directly? Or should I channel my worries to Uniport admission office?  

Somebody please Help!

Happy sunday everyone!

Samgreguc:
Congrats bro....

thanks a lot Sire! I really do appreciate

DrUche3:
@Bassey565...I respect ur doggedness; 5, I mean Five(5) good years! Wow!
''Congratulation'' is just an understatement...Bravo!
I refuse to trade in that part though!

thanks so much my brother! I would never pray my enemy tow that line, I pray you get your heart desire soon and very soon! don't worry you'll soon smile DrUche!

SassySteph:
Hehehehe...
Check again...
Its my Pin.

I can't find it! well why not just add me? 2BC61826

SassySteph:
P.S

More lyk every man's nightmare

LOL Nightmare to guys who do not possess the antidote to your Sassy nature! Still haven't gotten your contact Doctor

OmolodMilkman93:
Congrats to those admitted. Welcome to Smartkid(your efforts where not in vain) Janetmc and bassey.
Samgreguc, how is your exam going?

Milkman thanks a lot sir! God bless you sire

SassySteph:



Am STEPHANIE a.k.a Stephansmily a.k.a Miss Sassy

Will I be a bit too forward if I ask for your BBM pin or whatsapp number? You know having a doctor's number on ones contact list is one in a life time opportunity?

otokx:
@bassey565
Congratulations, stroll majestically.

how do I pay my tithe sir?

SassySteph:
Emotional Filmtricks a.k.a Israel


We meet again..CONGRATS!

SassySteph a.k.a Every Man's dream! Lol
my name is Victor you?

2009 the journey into the cold arms of this handsome man started, he was the cutest thing I've ever come across in my entire life even as a fresh high school Leaver! I'm not a gay but I really admired his charming looks! He was so popular amongst my friends I wished I could gain half the fame he had!

I tried becoming friends with this handsome man but he was too difficult to please even when I possessed all the attributes needed to merit his friendship! I studied him during the day and burned candles at night looking for ways to please him but all to no avail!

2009-2010-2011 passed but this handsome man never looked my way! I got frustrated and decided to take a break in my quest to gain friendship with this cute man! My pursuit layed fallow all through 2012! My friends who didn't even know half what I knew about him where already friends with this handsome man and the thought of it gave me silent punches deep down my soul!

On that beautiful morning the vibration of my mobile woke me up, I was already cussing whoever it was that decided to murder my sweet sleep that morning, mcheeeew it was Femi who called! "Victor your crush is around oh, Oya go and try your luck again maybe this time you'll be Lucky to gain his attention" angrily I banged the phone, I don't need him anymore! To hell with him but deep down I knew I needed my "crush" more than I could ever imagine!

I tried yet again but it was still the same story! 2013 and hopes that came with it was duly bashed with mighty rocks! No hope! I knew it was time for me to look for another crush, but who could match the amazing cuteness and elegance of this handsome man? Hmmmmm #speechless!

2014 was practically dull and drab so I decided to try my hands on some other things! There's something special about 2015, someone gave me a kiss on new year day so I knew something good was coming my way! LoL

27th March 2015 thoughts of my new crush crossed my mind again, I bit my finger in uttermost dismay and said to myself "let's do this for the very last time and after this no more" i wore my best dress, wore best perfumes and shoes hoping that one day my crush would find me attractive!

Finally! Finally!! Finally!!! I gained Admission into the arms of my crush! My joy knew no bounds! I hugged him so tight and savored each moment the hug lasted! I finally gain admission into the university of port-harcourt to study PHARMACY after writing utme for 5times! 5times of frustration, pain, anger, shame, mockery and delay! 

To everyone who hasn't gotten admission yet! Please keep trying, delay is not denial! Your time will surely come! Amen!

Congrats to everyone who got admitted! Welldone! Please my people join me in thanking God! He has been faithful and kept his promise! Where are my course mates? Pharmacy freshers kindly add me on whatsapp "+2348122280382" let's talk jare!

Special thanks to Comrade Otokx! I've come to respect you especially the way you ignore people Lol! Your sarcasm and style of communing is absolutely amazing! God bless you sire for your time! And thanks to other caring nairalanders who out of love and kindness did help me and answerered my sometimes "stupid" questions! Thanks I appreciate! Thanks

Let's take a stroll to Pharmacy school, we'll be right back after this commercial break!

mustapha111:
Bassey if you say you are that nervous, what would i say. My First time of being able to write jamb in 4 years, you cant even begin to imagine my nervousness . You should be happy. #shakitiBobo

Musty Baba! 4years and you couldn't write jamb? do you want to talk about it? kindly share your reasons sir

bassey565:
Yes my Surname which is Supposed to be "Israel" was registered as "Israell" a typo from the place I registered my utme! and comrade Otokx how do you know?

please sire be more Explicit. thanks

Comrade Otokx please talk to me! I will never let you go unless you "bless" me! bring me into the light comrade

oforkanj1:
I think he minx u r now a unique student. Shakiti
Boo boo boo boo

boss! wow! that will just be the greatest news i'll get this year! I just hope this is real.. but sir Otokx should just clear my doubts, trust me I'm corrosively nervous right now! lol #Shakiti Bobo

otokx:
Why does your name have a double LL at the end? Oya shakiti bobo

Yes my Surname which is Supposed to be "Israel" was registered as "Israell" a typo from the place I registered my utme! and comrade Otokx how do you know?

please sire be more Explicit. thanks

comrade Otokx. please kindly answer me too na! I got 232 jamb and 240 Post utme going for pharmacy! from akwa-ibom state! I really need to know my chances because sincerely I'm tired of writing jamb!.. thanks sir

DONYUK:
if this is what you want to hear..... YES, IT'S ENOUGH TO PUT YOU INTO PHARMACY.......but just as someone rightly said....merit list depends on the scores of your colleagues.....and if i ask you to pray over it now....what will be your prayer point? that the scores of your mates shouldn't be upto yours or that uniport should take more than normal on the merit list....think and keep your cool.....you are a pharmacist already, once again cheers!!

thanks a lot sir! I really appreciate your response sir

dearpiriye:
Check if akwaibom is under uniports catchment...cos im sure its not in the elds...just pray notin is imposible with God...what was ur jamb score?

sir I scored 232 in jamb sir!..

dearpiriye:
It depends on the scores of those applyin for pharmacy with you. You just have to pray. What state are u from

I'm from akwa-ibom sir

[quote author=otokx post=27133636]goodmorning sir! please I wrote on the 25th august for pharmacy and I scored 60/100 or 240/400! please is my score enough to get admitted on merit list? please reply sir

DONYUK:
Your chances are 30/50, 60/100 and 240/400 respectively.....cheers!

Donyuk I mean will I make the merit list? is my score ok enough for admission into pharmacy?