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Maybe.

Where's the party?

FKO1:
Lol beenkumar beat me to it.. .. Happy birthday FlawlessS

Happy Birthday FlawlessS

A minute left.

5 minutes to go. .

Hmm. . A poison is a poison.

Why not carry out an experiment on this subject and relate your findings to us?

Amefrica:
Haha! Thanks man... how's all going?

Aal izz well, and you?

OkikiOluwa1:
Bennkumar, ur broda is contesting o. Make we support him o

How do they say it?

I dey support him.

Amefrica:
Ok, I'm sending in 2 other pics in today. I will try to insert the smile haha

Now that's more like it.

Amefrica:
Hahahaha! It got lost..

Find it.

Royal Rumble.

Lady Gaga - Edge of Glory.

Amefrica, where's your smile?

Cheriepet:
where is d sexiness huh? ur wife is fat n biggggggg lanicky n charijee will bear me witness:p

what abt our goodies? i have seen u but i need my goodies

No they won't. Right, girls?

Goodies huh? Uhm. . .

Well, uhm. . *Scratches head*

Cheriepet:
So what did u bring back for us and how is ur fat wife?

*runs n hide behind Charijee*

I don't have a fat wife.

My wife is sexy and beautiful.

I'm here. What else do you need?

charijee:
Grandpa Beennkumar and KelvinGraphics, are you guys in for the contest?

I'm too ugly now.

Cheriepet:
Haba grandpa u grounded us n travelled for months..... i am soooooooooo not talking to u


I am good o n i hope u are better than gud?

Awww. I'm really sorry.

Yes, I'm best.

charijee:
Ooh that's palatable to the ears.....so erm how much is the pay?

Come closer. I want to whisper it into your ears.

lanicky:
Oh! Realy!!?

Wow! Dats gr8.....em...em..I wanna change my phone to Iphone6, I also want a skyscraper in LosAngelis, I want to eat dinner with Queen Elizabeth nd i want a car dat was built just yesterday...Can u provide 'er thing for me pls?

I'm your grandpa, not a money bag.

lanicky:
Is d granding over? Lol

Where av u bn?

Yes.

I've been to London to see the queen.

Grandpa's job is quite similar to Bill Gate's

KelvinGraphics:
Waiting??
I should be the one waiting and not her. Please iam waiting 4 ur people to come and pay my groom price

Thats not why i was crying

How many times do I have to say this?

She's a Nigerian! You pay her bride price!

So, this is why you're crying?

Amefrica:
Thanks man!

Anytime bro

charijee:
Lol just wanted to see your reaction, truth is we missed you big time.....I've been good too....what kept you away?

Grandpa got a job.

Amefrica:
Hahaha! Right. We're pushing it..

Just remember to vote for me when the time comes

No problem! You're my man.

Amefrica:
I'm trying to be good, school is killing me. Loads of assignments, quizzes, midterms, and presentations. That's why I've come here to catch some fun and try my luck. Hehe

Awww. The school days.

I miss those days though.

Honestly, I can't really campaign for anyone. I'm super busy, and really don't have any time for myself.

charijee:
Yay our grandpa is back!!!!
Seriously Beennkumar, where and how have you been?....we kinda missed you

Oh my God! You kinda missed me? Kinda?

Ouch.

I've been good, and how have you been?

Where are your sisters? Maybe they really missed me.

Amefrica:
Hey you! Howdy?

Hey bro!
I'm good thanks, and you?

Amefrica for Mr. Nairaland!

Idowuogbo:
This wan na minor oo...we had 80 in 2012. Guys no send o. Na worworlets dey verify pass

For real?