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Amefrica: Hi, long time. How's India?

Great, and how's Canada?

lanicky: Thanks grandpa

You're welcome.

Amefrica: NadiaSA1
Beenkumar
FKO and others - I hail oo

Hey bro!

Jbluv55: You're welcome sire . Shall I bring Goldberg for you?

Hehehe. No thanks.

Jbluv55: She's been served sire .

Thank you.

lanicky: Grandpa Beennkumar....I'm outta here

I'll eat something when I get home.

Come back. Food is served.

lanicky: I was there....I think d owner doesn't want me there

No, come back.

Silkmoth33: lanicky! make I just kack 4 Dis corner with Don simon, dey observe.

Scooping babes mode activated.

Lanicky, do you know this guy?

lanicky: Wow! this place looks like a bar.....

Order for anything you want. I'll pay.

Lanicky, come in.

lanicky: Aiit...let's go

Good. Follow me.

Jbluv55: Would you like some music to listen or dance to sire?

Actually, I'm about to bring someone here.

lanicky: I'm afraid

Don't be. Just come.

lanicky: To where?

Just come. Follow me.

Too rowdy.

lanicky: I'm not a cannibal

I want real foooooood!!

Come with me.

lanicky: Uhhh!

Do u want me to eat her?

If you can.

lanicky: Anything for me?

Yeah, I brought IrishKez here.

Prank calls. That was my calling.

I loved making prank calls. I mistakenly made a prank call to my dad once, and that was my last.

Jbluv55: Buhahahaha . We'll make that a year then . When you'll prolly be celebrating a new job, wife or car .

Again, not gonna happen.

IrishKez: After falsely accusing your grand daughter

I know
MR NL

I didn't falsely accuse her.

Charijee lied to me!

lanicky: Don't u sleep @all.....ooops! I've forgotten u're a ghost

You got that right.

Jbluv55: I'll give you some few months to change that .

Not gonna happen.

lanicky: Just beginning? ooops! I've forgotten u're not in Nigeria

Twas gr8, stressful, boring, hilarious, fantastic nd cocastic

Yeah. It's 1:32am.

Good to know you had a pretty cool day.

lanicky: *crying* so u don't trust me

Awww. I do.

IrishKez: You are right they cant make me neither could they send me any kangaroo with my baby in it's pouch

However your grand daughter's case is different cos she was begotten in a mysterious manner, hence her mysterious pregnant

I'll leave that for the gods.

I'm Ben, btw.

lanicky: I'm here grandpa

How has bn ur day?

My day is just beginning.

How about yours?

IrishKez: It's the gods that gave her the pregnancy too
Can't you figure that out?

Noooo.

The gods don't make you pregnant. They send a kangaroo with your baby in its pouch to you.

IrishKez: Then why did you marry early if you dont wanna be a grand dad now?

Oh, I got it!
You are an illegitimate father too?

I didn't marry. The gods gave me a granddaughter, not a wife and not a daughter.

They endowed her with magical powers.

IrishKez:

Maybe/maybe not
Why not ask her who's responsible and their plan?

No no no.

There's definitely no plan. My granddaughter is too young to get married.

I'm too young to be called great-grandpa