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leatherman: I know you don't have money, but do have to make it so obvious?

My shoe can buy your house

Dear Pembisco,

Here's how we welcome members :
ENTRANCE FEES

Dudes - $1,000

Ladies - $2,000

Please comply accordingly.

Signed: Shri Benedict Kumar

So many new faces

ENTRANCE FEES

Dudes - $1,000

Ladies - $2,000

Please comply accordingly.

Signed: Shri Benedict Kumar

Amefrica: You wan bite person? Ur teeth dey fear me.

Sure. Your nose looks yummy, can I have a bite?

speedyboi: Dreamers! You want make I do Agbero style for you shey? *Picks up Cocacola bottle and smashes it on the wall*

Just a bottle?

You obviously don't know what we have here.

Amefrica: See how this one dey show incisors, canines, molars and pre molars..

They are sexy and I know it!

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]for ur mind[/quote]

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]lol u not right! [/quote]I'm very right!

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]I'm happy[/quote]I'd laugh at you

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]cheiii do they even have my size.. XL[/quote]Hehe. . We'll find one.

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]tonight is the night[/quote]Awesome! Would you need diapers?

speedyboi: Someone already welcomed me free

You still have to pay the registration fees, sir.

leatherman:

Don't give me that face.

speedyboi: Nobody will welcome me here abi?

I will scatter this place for una now!

Here's how we welcome members :
ENTRANCE FEES

Dudes - $1,000

Ladies - $2,000

Please comply accordingly.

Signed: Shri Benedict Kumar

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]cheiiii this man as old as u r nd u still dey wet ur bed..

U better not sleep[/quote]Bed-wetting is fun. Try it

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]Fixed!


So when did u stop?
Proud of u sha
U ready for marriage nau[/quote]

I stopped last night.

I'm not really sure I've stopped

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]Kumar come back u just wanna wet ur bed again[/quote]I don't wet my bed

Amefrica: Because?

I'm bored.

Going back to bed!

Amefrica: I bet you don't wanna abuse ur power,

Oh, trust me, I do.

Amefrica: Dynamite dey ur head.

Trust me. You'll be my first victim

Morning everyone. Ben is going back to bed.

cutierashy: *yawns* bed time,so tayad.gud 9te dearie.sweet dreams

Sleep tight.

cutierashy:

What?

cutierashy: so who's gonna be ur first victim Haahahahahahaha,I dey laugh well well

Amefrica, Leatherman.

cutierashy: smtins fishy,u 2 want to be mods abi Hahahahaha

Mods are the guys who ban, right?

Nairaland needs an indian mod, don't you think?

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]No
Ul b mod on an Indian forum[/quote]Indian forums are mostly about Bollywood

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]Oga seun can I be a mod please



Any section excluding religion nd literature
ABEG[/quote]I want to be a mod too

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]nls kinda boring this nyt or is it jus me..[/quote]Yeah, it's not just you.

[quote author=Nadia_SA1] I will b swt[/quote]Great!

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]Thanks sweeries
I'll b ok[/quote]You're welcome. Just be strong, okay?