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All the best and Happy delivery in advance.

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sod09:
I saw ep7 trailer tommy may kill Dre, and Angela knows scandovia planted d gun

seriously.... do u think kanan is tariq's father.?

Seriously they really messed up in episode 6....why will Julio die b4 dt snitch(dre) and na him set am up oooh...... Kanan and Ghost becoming frnds again..... I don't tnk Tony Teresi is Tommy father but may be related to holly.....waiting for next week

Simply say hi, excuse me or hello young lady!....if she
gives u harsh looks, just don’t worry proceed by
saying “can i get to know the time?” if she replies I
have got no watch, just relax and make it look like
you felt bad by her not telling you what the time is!
Now pretend and say, my phone’s battery is low and
it is were I normally check the time from. At this
point, throw her a question like, can you help me
check on your phone? In a bit to show off, she will
quickly bring it out and tell you what time it is. Tell
her thanks but don’t end there, ask her the type and
model of her phone, when she tells u that, make sure
you complement her by saying, “Wow! Nga ur phone
is nice” proceed by telling her u would like to get the
same type and model of phone like hers and hope it’s
not expensive.
When she answers u, tell her u would like to get a
real view of it by holding it, when she grants u
permission, chip in ur name by saying am Sweetman
. Kati at this point, don’t rush asking hers
immediately, give her the phone back and commend
it for the second time, now compliment her by
thanking her for the little time she spent with u. After
responding, you can now say nice time to her, but as
you go, say “oh u didn't tell me ur name”
When she tells u the name, make her feel it’s the best
name u have ever heard of. After that, ask her if she
stays around, if not drop ur number to her but don’t
ask for hers immediately. Now ask her where she’s
heading to. When she tells u, make it look like u feel
bad by telling her u have to leave and that u are
heading somewhere.
Now tell her not to worry maybe next time….and
when she’s leaving like 2 steps away 4rm u, call her
by her name, when she stops walk up to her and say
u didn’t remember to give me ur number. She will go
like ohhh that’s true Sweetman, when she gives it to
u, promise to give her a call. After a little while send
her a text and for the next 2 days stay wit d text, on d
3rd day give her a call. Hope this will help some of u
who fear approaching strangers.
I actually used the same tricks on a MUK babe who I
happen to call my girlfriend these days!
Credit: General Sweetman
Use these tips at your own risk!!!

"Ejo e help mi o, mo le wa mi ni hotplate" That's the cry of a frustrated zikite, searching for a hotplate to prepare is beloved beans. Only a few weeks back, when this guy first resumed, he was a cafeteria guru. You'll find him in the cafeteria almost anytime of the day, as if he came to school to acquire a degree in the "study of cafeteria". You would see him devouring all types of assorted meats, with mountains of semo or amala and with luscious and seductive vegetables. Is it possible to become addicted to eating? I used to think the guy was addicted to food and really needed to see a doctor. Well, the guy thought he was enjoying, little did he know that he was only enjoying for his greater suffering to come. Now, the guy, a former champion at devouring assorted meats is now a guru at consuming beans without pepper or palm oil. The guy that was used to drinking coke and chilled zobo is now seen drinking garri enthusiastically. I believe beans is the most consumed food in UI, with Indy and Zik acquiring over 80% of the total beans consumed in the institution (don't mind my fictional survey). During ewa nights, guys will queue like there's no tomorrow. No matter how many plates of beans you give to them, they keep coming back for more, as if their stomach is a sort of advanced dustbin were food are dumped without ever getting filled. Even girls from Idia and Awo are not left out. I once heard a girl say "beans is bae". That's when I realised, we guys are not alone in the "beans world". To we zikites, beans is a guardian angel. Hardly will you see a zikite that is not a beans guru. I'm not left out too, I acquired my "masters in eating beans" after consuming beans for 2weeks straight. If I'm a masters holder and I can do that, imagine what a "Phd holder in beans eating" would do. Just be prepared to take your perfume along, when visiting the toilet. . - Fatokun Ofat Foed #ContentWriter @ #GurusHealthdotcom

Difference Between a Poundsland (U.K) post and a Nairaland(nigeria) post. Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from Uk, I love my husband so much and I can do Anything to please him...But recently I am falling for his cousin, what should I do? COMMENTS: *James silva : I think u need to talk to your husband because marriage is all about communication. *Sarah water : Oh my dear,sorry about that.... Have been in your shoes before, I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married. *Michael paper : well just remove your mind from him and make your husband do the things you like in his cousin.... ¤BUT NAIJA PAGE ! My name is itsmodella, I stay in Lagos, married with a kid, I think I am falling for my husband's cousin! What should I do? No insults ooooO! COMMENTS: *SEXKILLZ: Fool, love na food? *MRS.CHIMA: You are a disgrace to womanhood... shame on u. *BIN GBAGBO : Any news about ASUU strike? *SEUN: If u want to fall for me too, call my no 08068825056 *CARATA: I no blame u at all, better go find something do with your life, fall koor, stand nii *AFAM4EVA : Abeg who get bb charger (pin mouth) *AJBAM : Allah ya tsine miki anya ke yar musilma che kuwa? Allah ya kyauta *1stborn: Gaskiya ur so cute pls pm me *BIANCA : Ur a prostitute, u need deliverance ! * HEYLIESHA:end tym tinz *YOU: KAI NAIRALANDErs!!!!. Una No do at aaaaall. * R231:I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hardwork and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my cat Belle, for being really fat and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. I also want to think Max Rainer for giving me someone to beat in Mario Party. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; notjustok.com, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on notjustok.com, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone Moderators:. You Fit Add Ur Own CommenT ...FP TINZ

THE ongoing Big Brother Naija, a reality TV show based on the Big Brother TV series in which 12 contestants live in an isolated house and compete for a large cash prize worth $100,000 at the end of the show by avoiding being evicted by viewers has been described as the immoral programme in recent times. Catholic Archbishop Emeritus of Lagos, Anthony Cardinal Okogie and his Ibadan counterpart, Archbishop Alaba Job have hit at the reality show, concluding that its morally unjustifiable and, therefore, called on relevant authorities to save impressionable Nigerian young ones from obscenities. *Anthony Cardinal OKOGIE Speaking at a recent ceremony put together by Catholic Artistes and Entertainers Association of Nigeria, CAEAN, in collaboration with Social Communications as well as the Catholic Secretariat of Nigeria, CSN, the twosome called on the CAEAN to stay away from such immoral presentations in the name of entertainment. They also called on the regulating agency to immediately yank off the programme without any further delay. Former Catholic Archbishop of Ibadan, Archbishop Job, condemned the reality show. According to him, apart from the mouth- watering profit the sponsoring companies stand to gain, the said TV reality show has no single positive impact on the Nigerian citizens neither does it have on its dwindling economy. He added that the reality show only celebrates obscenity, eroticism and idleness. The archbishop called on Christians to wake from their slumber and take to their responsibilities by being salt and light of the nation in their thought and actions. “It is time for Christians to know that we are ruining the morality of this nation. Those engaged in this programme get involved in series of immoral acts and they are rewarded. That is very bad. The programme is not projecting our culture as an African nation. Are they projecting immorality for the future and this kind of immorality will ruin us. History proves it, the nations that went amoral all went asunder and the people ruined. If what they are doing is what they want our children to imbibe, then we are working for the ruin of this nation,” he emphasised.[b]THE ongoing Big Brother Naija, a reality TV show based on the Big Brother TV series in which 12 contestants live in an isolated house and compete for a large cash prize worth $100,000 at the end of the show by avoiding being evicted by viewers has been described as the immoral programme in recent times. Catholic Archbishop Emeritus of Lagos, Anthony Cardinal Okogie and his Ibadan counterpart, Archbishop Alaba Job have hit at the reality show, concluding that its morally unjustifiable and, therefore, called on relevant authorities to save impressionable Nigerian young ones from obscenities. *Anthony Cardinal OKOGIE Speaking at a recent ceremony put together by Catholic Artistes and Entertainers Association of Nigeria, CAEAN, in collaboration with Social Communications as well as the Catholic Secretariat of Nigeria, CSN, the twosome called on the CAEAN to stay away from such immoral presentations in the name of entertainment. They also called on the regulating agency to immediately yank off the programme without any further delay. Former Catholic Archbishop of Ibadan, Archbishop Job, condemned the reality show. According to him, apart from the mouth- watering profit the sponsoring companies stand to gain, the said TV reality show has no single positive impact on the Nigerian citizens neither does it have on its dwindling economy. He added that the reality show only celebrates obscenity, eroticism and idleness. The archbishop called on Christians to wake from their slumber and take to their responsibilities by being salt and light of the nation in their thought and actions. “It is time for Christians to know that we are ruining the morality of this nation. Those engaged in this programme get involved in series of immoral acts and they are rewarded. That is very bad. The programme is not projecting our culture as an African nation. Are they projecting immorality for the future and this kind of immorality will ruin us. History proves it, the nations that went amoral all went asunder and the people ruined. If what they are doing is what they want our children to imbibe, then we are working for the ruin of this nation,” he emphasised.[/b]THE ongoing Big Brother Naija, a reality TV show based on the Big Brother TV series in which 12 contestants live in an isolated house and compete for a large cash prize worth $100,000 at the end of the show by avoiding being evicted by viewers has been described as the immoral programme in recent times. Catholic Archbishop Emeritus of Lagos, Anthony Cardinal Okogie and his Ibadan counterpart, Archbishop Alaba Job have hit at the reality show, concluding that its morally unjustifiable and, therefore, called on relevant authorities to save impressionable Nigerian young ones from obscenities. *Anthony Cardinal OKOGIE Speaking at a recent ceremony put together by Catholic Artistes and Entertainers Association of Nigeria, CAEAN, in collaboration with Social Communications as well as the Catholic Secretariat of Nigeria, CSN, the twosome called on the CAEAN to stay away from such immoral presentations in the name of entertainment. They also called on the regulating agency to immediately yank off the programme without any further delay. Former Catholic Archbishop of Ibadan, Archbishop Job, condemned the reality show. According to him, apart from the mouth- watering profit the sponsoring companies stand to gain, the said TV reality show has no single positive impact on the Nigerian citizens neither does it have on its dwindling economy. He added that the reality show only celebrates obscenity, eroticism and idleness. The archbishop called on Christians to wake from their slumber and take to their responsibilities by being salt and light of the nation in their thought and actions. “It is time for Christians to know that we are ruining the morality of this nation. Those engaged in this programme get involved in series of immoral acts and they are rewarded. That is very bad. The programme is not projecting our culture as an African nation. Are they projecting immorality for the future and this kind of immorality will ruin us. History proves it, the nations that went amoral all went asunder and the people ruined. If what they are doing is what they want our children to imbibe, then we are working for the ruin of this nation,” he emphasised.

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Hello everyone ,My Techno H7 keeps writing phone memory damaged,I have tried formatting and resetting the phone,yet same.I also inserted a memory card,d phone couldn't mount it.please help me....I have not rooted the phone.

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femi4:
Is 2.5 equivalent to 2-1? Don't argue blindly

3.5 is not 2-1 so also 2.5 is not 2-1 so what are u trying to say ?

femi4:
For instance, In UI 3.5 will be 2-2 cos that's 3.5/7.

While in other schools, 3.5 is 2-1 (3.5/5)

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You wrong..if 3.5 is half of 7.0 then 2.5 is half of 5.0.......so they are the same thing.

Before typing this post. I have to consult the God almighty
for giving me the wisdom, inspirations and knowledge to
say nothing but the truth about lesbianism.
when Lucifer was the followers of Christ. He has powers and
God didn’t took away all powers before sending him down,
same act was recorded in the bible, during the times of Sodom
and Gomorrah. a lady having s*x with same s*x and a man
having s ex with same s*x.
I made this research for 9 years on act of lesbi@nism, i have
come to expose lesbianism.
This article has a fully detailed and content on ‘how to spot a
lady who is a lesbian’, from all analysis I gathered. This
might sound shocking to your hearing that your wife might
be a lesbian living on the same roof with you.
Some teen practiced lesbianism from their childhood through
hide and seek games, without knowing the implications while
some are initiated in tertiary institution to lesbian group or
cult, i.e black bra,aro queen, marine queens e.t.c
This university student initiates year one student to join them
to perform lesbian s ex in groups, some perform initiation
rituals by imposing the young undergraduates to sleep with
the same s*x.they attract his young girls with gifts and money
in school.
Incase you don’t know, Lesbanism is originated from the
marine world.
Here Are The 4 Ways To Spot Or Identify A Lady
Who Is
A Lesbian

1. Lesbians identify themselves by wearing a chain on the
right leg.

2. Lesbians doesn’t have an atom of respect for a man for any
reason, they always feel nothing good can come from a man.

3. Lesbians are generally wicked and heartless.

4. Lesbians always move together because they are jealous of
loosing each other.

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