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I'm on dry fast for both of them to re-unite cos I don't want any of them to go into a state depression. Journalists must be careful.

Speak in tongues

They'll call it stray bullet or 'friendly fire' now

That's quite good of you; you've done the needful by giving respect to whom it's due

Issorite

I pray God bless their union cos celebrity break-ups too much o

Thank God I don't even know how to swim... Lobatan!

Dammy Krane... always in the news for the wrong reasons.
Since all other African nations have rejected him as burnt offering, I hereby offer him to the IPOB.

That's one 'heaven' of a beauty.

Well, it's normal. Children need their mama than their papa

Good

FIA, I mean fear dey catch am. New Year is just by the corner and he doesn't want any stories for the gods

If true, then another chapter is about to be opened to the people of Zimbabwe. I'm gonna miss Mugabe's witty sayings. Here are some of them:


Mugabe Specials:
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Girls' legs are like rumours.. They spread any how!
Robert Mugabe 2015
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Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time. They will say:
My Love, meet My Sweet heart. And the two idiots will say "Bossu, how far?"
Robert Mugabe 2016
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Some of you girls can't even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with u for 2 hours?! Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade!
Robert Mugabe 2016
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It's hard to bewitch African gals these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad, or a factory in China catches fire.
Robert Mugabe 2016
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Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The problem is when you're lying on his chest, then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face!
R.G Mugabe 2016
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No sex before marriage?
If that was God's plan you would receive your pen-is or vagin-a on your wedding day.
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Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the devil comes along and gives you a ​girlfriend​.
​Robert Mugabe 2016​
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"Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth.
But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking di-cks still baffles me."
~Robert Mugabe
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If you are ugly, you are ugly.
Stop talking about inner beauty, cos we dont walk around with X-rays.
#ROBERT MUGABE
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Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex!
-Robert Mugabe
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Dear sisters,
Don't be deceived by a man who text you: "I miss you" only when it's raining... you are not an umbrella!
Robert Mugabe (2016)
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Obama: Mugabe, wisdom and money which one will you go for?
Mugabe: I will take money
Obama: But I will go for wisdom
Mugabe: Well everyone will go for what he lacks!!!

Stupidity is when you lick a woman with your bare tongue and later se-x her with condom. What are u preventing, catarrh or headache?
Robert Mugabe

Mugabe with his witty quotes, time up o.

I laughed when I saw that video of those young men declaring a 'persona non grata' status on Mr President. What they didn't realise was that even before Buhari landed in Ebonyi, an unannounced 'Operation Hippopotamus Dance' was already on ground. So, make those boys them just they do their Tales by Moonlight play for their backyard o

These two jolly fellas still love each other... not unconditional love o, nor philia, storge, ludus, mania, pragma, philautia, agape... but eros

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A stupendous silent achiever

May God continue to uphold this great man.

Should we now say that the abrupt stoppage was as a result of our naija road or winches?

Better luck next time.

My guy

ottalo1:
Oga your Cv is as crippled as your sales copy.
your CV is scrape. Is like you are just learning how to write Cv. Please go and master your craft.
Thanks

Buhahahahahahaha...

Sales copy? See who's talking. You've written/dropped 34 topics here on this platform and NONE made it to frontpage. I've written only 32 and guess how many made it out of the first 10? Only 9 ... and interestingly, the last time I dropped such was in December 2016. Now, I've channeled my effort into creating multiple websites that now pay me and by the special grace of God, I'm an employer.

Abeg, send your account details, let me help you with some change (I mean it). It seems Nairabe-t has frustrated your life cos from your write-ups you're fully into it (an agent for that matter)

Stop this hate and do something meaningful with your life bro.

Good of them