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MrCork:
....of which hook??......bro I didn't pour inside....NADA....U berrra get back and start preparing to be a daddy!!

Neither did I. Except there's a third party we know nothing of

Who pushed my topic to joke section? :-/

MrCork:
...yep...I think we Nyanshed 3 week ago..nice babe!

Chisos

Then it must be your baby now. Congrats!
#OffTheHook

Trailblazer2:
explain this part yeah
'' It finally came up but the place slotted for service info now clearly states "Akamu Akamu Lte" ''

Instead of the usual MTN Nigeria or Glo, it shows "Akamu Akamu Lte"

MrCork:
....iz she light skin?

Yeah very..you know the girl?

Enegod:
congrats...You will soon become a father

She ought to deliver by next month. I think I will just marry her.

Trailblazer2:
dafuq did I just read

Can you be of help?

pinkycute:
Hahahaha this guy gat me cracking

But there's no pic to support ur ministry

Nice joke though"

But it's the truth

promsman12:
I'm sure you are still dreaming... ***HOTSLAPONTHEFACE*** Wake Up!!!

Thunder massage your bald head

I love my girlfriend so much that it hurts me..right here in my heart. I never planned of having an affair with any other woman at all. Last week, I went to visit her but she wasn't at home. Her step sister, Nkiru, told me to wait for her instead of going back to my place. I agreed.

Few minutes later, she called me to help take cornflakes and vegetable from the upper counter claiming that she was hungry. She was putting on only a long sleeve, as she stretches I could easily see her puss.y but I had to play blind. As I was trying to help out, she started rubbing her bre..asf against my back, I turned..we started kissing..carried her to her room and made love to her.

She called me few hours ago that she's pregnant

I think I'm in love with her now. Have a relationship with her and her sister or cover up the se.x and move on?

Topic was composed by a close friend..not me. @Ishilove

How is the light situation in your place now? As for my area, we now get up to 16 hours of stable electricity.


Advice me..should I sell my radio or give it out?

Earlier today, I was trying to make pap for my children. Unknowingly, I left my iPhone on the kitchen table and the bowl of pap was underneath it. Someone must have placed a call that caused the phone to vibrate and before I could stretch to save #160k worth, it dived and found its place at the base of the bowl of pap.

Tried turning it on..but it refused all manner of tricks and tips.

Left it to charge for a while. It finally came up but the place slotted for service info now clearly states "Akamu Akamu Lte"
How do I restore the phone to default?

daben1:
What about the pictures you took in your dream?

Refused to upload

I broke up with her last month ago after a courtship that lasted for eight years. It wasn't like the normal breaking up situations though. You see, she has been bothering me to propose ever since she saw a box like object. Last week, she took it upon herself to propose to me in a cinema and I rejected her proposal, yelled at her and left the hall. Now, I see her in my dreams. Last night was the scariest of them all, she was screaming "Big potato come out!! Big potato, you shall finish what you and your great grand father started, Big potato, you must marry me!!" as I was struggling to get out of the nightmare, my hand hit my generator. I quickly jerked up, turned around only to find Ngozi by my bedside..whispering "finish what you started..marry me today! Marry me now! Rawrrrrrrr whooooo looooo"


I'm actually typing from my second exes house now.


Pls advice, should I propose? Or confront her?

Sunkyphil:
wen konji catch u where ur wife dey dat time

She doesn't allow me s3x anymore.

missjenna:
Op tell your wife before the plantain seller does.

You should be really ashamed of yourself man

A way out of this mess I am in

adanduka:
Mr Potato, it had to be a plantain seller.
Lies again!

For once, can't someone in dire need of advice get a positive one?

Why are you typing lies??

Actually, she sells both banana and plantain

missjenna:
Op tell your wife before the plantain seller does.

You should be really ashamed of yourself man

It wasn't of my design, konji should be blamed.

Ishilove:
Droidbot/cokacoola, I hope you won't troll this time?

Hmmm?

It was only three weeks ago since my last s3x escapade. A young plantain seller..Flora, I believe, was her name. Wasn't actually in the mood to know her last name or anything about her..just s3x. After doing the deed, I had no clue whatsoever that she somehow bypassed my "face unlock" security measure and obtained my wife's number.

Just today, I have received up to 10 msgs from her stating that she wants me to her self. That she doesn't like sharing and I should divorce my wife or else, she will help me in doing so. Before I know what's happening, she sent me a text she had prepared for my wife and threatens, she will send it if I don't reply her texts.

What do I do?

#SeriousmindedFellows