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Did you know how long porn has being in existence how come there is no record of reduction.

essentialone:
😂 Campus food biz with 200 people WhatsApp group + ₦6k daily is no joke. That’s hustle. Consistent customers + trust = money in your pocket.

And yeah, the social side comes with it. When you’re the guy bringing food, making people’s day, plus they see cash flowing... attention follows. The party invite + lap dance story proves it. Being “the plug” on campus puts you in that top % of visible, useful guys.

2 things happening at once here:
1. Hypergamy is real: Women, like men, are drawn to status, resources, security. It’s evolutionary wiring, not evil. When you solve a problem + show you can provide, you become attractive. That’s the “green light” you’re feeling.
2. But attention ≠ depth: Some ladies dash money/support because they genuinely like you. Some because they want access. Some because of the vibe in the moment. The lap dance girl might’ve been having fun, might’ve been testing you, might’ve been serious. Only time + consistency shows which one.

The “yahoo boy” angle you mentioned:
Money opens doors, 100%. But the kind of money matters for what stays. “Yahoo money” brings women chasing quick flash. “Food business money” brings women who saw you grind 6am deliveries, handle 200 WhatsApp orders, take complaints. Different quality of loyalty. One is for the drip, one is for the builder.

You’re a celebrity on campus now because you created value. That’s power. Question is: what do you want to do with it?
1. Just enjoy the attention + options - valid
2. Filter for the one who’ll dash you money even when sales are slow - that’s rare.
3. Use the status to scale the business bigger than campus - that's wisdom.

Since most customers are women, you’ve basically cracked the code for your market.

It's hypergamy

FitCorper:
Campus billionaire! So you even borrowed 40k for POs business? You said in your other thread that you’re a food mogul. Pathological liar God help you.

Did you read where I said last year or you just comprehension problems.

There is this yoruba girl I am eyeing currently for marriage you game me 40k to start pos business last year,she is kind and hardworking she ticks all my boxes.

I run a food delivery business in one of Lagos prominent schools most of my customers are women ,i have a WhatsApp group of 200 people that is where i Get orders From and trust me i make about 6k daily,omo the green light I get from ladies not be small thing ,there is this particular one that dashes me money all the time she orders food.one invited to a party omo this girl gave me lap dance like say she wan break my dickk I wount tell you guys what happens next ,I am a celebrity in campus because of this.
You guys don't know the level Nigerian girls are willing to please you if they sense you are rich they will throw themselves at you that is why yahoo boys will do anything for me because they are mostly making money to impress women.

Once women sense to have money they automatically want to be part of you life ,not necessarily because they want milk you dry but because mine gives you a hypergamic advantage,money places you amongst the 15 percent of men women truly desire on earth .

I run a food delivery business in one of Lagos prominent schools most of my customers are women ,i have a WhatsApp group of 200 people that is where i Get orders From and trust me i make about 6k daily,omo the green light I get from ladies not be small thing ,there is this particular one that dashes me money all the tine time she orders food.one invited to a party omo this girl gave me lap dance like say she wan break my dickk ,I am a celebrity in campus because of this .

Maybe you too direct in your approach

Check out the map of the southwest You see those freen dots? That's where the bandits are hiding ,locate the forest reserves ,this is likely where they would be hiding,they would never live in densely populated areas ,there are Lage forest reserves in the southwest infact the region has the largest rainforest reserves in Nigeria,
Now once the reserves are located deploy a hundreds of surveillance drones to comb the forest 24/7 search east west north south and also watch out for their movements these people buy food,water,drugs and water and other groceries to survive how do they convery them ,their logistics and so on?
Like I said earlier I believe they live in the forest reserves,they will definitely have road routes were they convey the daily needs
My own quota though .

There is this beautiful girl I have being in talking stage with for some time now,she looks up to me as she is a very insecure girl always looking for attention.
One certain Monday she called me that she was around and wanted to see me but men I was too Busy with work and the hour she came was when I was really loaded with deliveries to do,it was about to rain so I postponed my work to go pick her from where she was,l.
I was far from home so I took her to one lounge around my area bought her a drink after we started talking After few minutes a call came in and it was another work for me to do and the job will fetch me 7k if I do it so I told her to chill in the bar and wait for me to quickly get the job done to my surprise the job took all my time till 6pm the girl called and told me she is going home I apologized to her and we fixed the date for another day.

To my greatest surprise a friend of mine told me he saw the girl with another boy in the bar the following day,mind you the day I took her there was her first time ever going to the lounge,i told the guy it was a lie that there is no way the girl will come to the lounge without calling me the guy just laughed and told me to go confirm ,to my shock I saw that girl there with a guy I know very well,I called her and asked her why she came around and didn't call me?

She told me she doesn't have airtime to call Omo I was so shocked,after a few arguments she left guy and followed me out of the lounge ,when we got outside I started scolding her and she begged me that she has nothing to do with guy that they didn't even share contact.did you know two days later this girl came to the lounge again to see the sam guy again without calling me? At this point I didn't get angry I just laughed,I greeted the guy with a handshake calling him bad guy, and asked him share me his hotspot so I can transfer to the vendor because network was really bad he did and I bought a drink for myself after a few minutes i left.

the funny thing is that this guy is not even rich or well to do I didn't even know what he told the girl that made her leech on him but like I said I called him bad and willing to learn OT from him he has being avoiding me lately out of fear if only he knew I can't fight him coz of a woman ..

Unless something is done about the Nigeria's economy I forsee the southern population diminishing and Nigeria being overtaken by Hausafulani because at the moment they are the only Nigerians getting married easily the rest of Nigerians are even loosing interest in Marriage due to the tough economic situation of the country.

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Ibrahimcoomasie:
Lmao. You people never mind your own business.

Your homeland below.

I just dey Laugh you continue my brother

Some times ago I predicted in one of my threads that after kwara the next state to be attacked is Oyo and guess what that what is currently happening ,you don't need to be a prophet or soothsayer to know this it's just common sense but unfortunately common sense is not common,I am pretty sure there are thousands of these terrorists in the forests of the southwest and more is being imported as we speak.
I feel so much for yoruba people because they seem powerless at the moment ,nobody is just speaking up for them,infact it's just a few of the kidnap cases are reported By the media ,at least if these savages start nonsense in igboland Ipob will rise up and defend with passion and patriotism who will do so for Yorubas.

rabiudon:
6 inches is not big, but average. If 9 inches men are talking, where do you think you will belong?

9 inches is too much

I get your point

stan4b:
I'm guessing its something you also pray for your sons to get addicted to abi??

Its their life no mine,they only masturbate they didnt commit crime.

frank417:
Lol I doubt the majority of masturbators stop because of fear of health issues.
It is usually because of addiction. It controls their mind and thier life, and make them a slave to it. Any place they find themselves alone or with little eyes on them, the thought of masturbating comes to their mind. Just looking at a woman is enough to trigger the urge to masturbate.
It steals their productivity and focus. They become slaves.

This is the main reason i stopped it was a hard battle though,i am not encourage people to continue doing it I just hate African way of reasoning .

Muyiwaipere:
Lol....we Sabi una type, as una don fight am tire, una go dey find people to bring down with you.

What do mean by bringing down, guy no be mouth for real life i better pass you bro if you wish i go give you my number make we see for real life i go dash you money, you wey no masturbate you don make am for life?

There are different types of confidence ,if its not confidence with approaching and talking to women then forget it.you can be confident with public, speaking and all that but not confident with women.

Python25to30:
Masturbator pastor haha

All na me

This op is a very funny writer...
Continue abeg.

cyberbro:
You dey mind am? See wetin he dey defend online, he's even proud of it.
Mr. Natural 6 inches... yeye dey smell 😂😂😂

But if man own small una go laugh am even you yourself.

Africa is the only continent in the world that demonises masturbation because of superstitious reasons with no real evidence, yet its the most backward and and least respected continent and people on earth with the worst societies and overly dependent civilizations, i dont take African beliefs seriously because at the end it always turn out to be false.
I am 32 years of age. i started masturbation at the age of 16 after my cousin introduced it to me one evening while we were bathing outside i didnt try it that day because i was shy but I tried it the next day after watching porn on my nokia simbian phone it was very exciting because i just reached puberty and the urge to explore has started building up in me, ever since bro it took me so long to quit i will l later teach guys how to quit but that another day.
Masturbation just like all things has both it good and bad side however the African society has indoctrinated our brains with useless propaganda with no facts but assumptions derived from their fake pastors and spiritualists.as a chronic masturbator of 15 years below are the lies about masturbation very common in the society.

(1) masturbation cause infertility

This one is the biggest lie ever, my cousin who introduced me to masturbation is married now with two kids,this guy is a chronic masturbator he is my boss in the game ,he has lubes,fleshlights just to satisfy himself yet when he married he got his wife pregnant in just a year of marriage,if masturbation causes infertility do you know how many men will be infertile in this age and time, do you know how many men are chronic masturbators?if masturbation causes infertility the rate of infertility in men will be a thing of concern even to the government.

(2) Masturbation cause your penis to shrink

When i hear this i laugh,when i reached puberty at age 16 my penis was naturally big that was were i derived my moniker,i am a natural six inches, yet it didn't reduce because of masturbation,there was a yoruba girl I was dating in 2020, she so much enjoyed sex with me because my dick was big and i last very long because sex wasnt like a big deal to me anymore,even when we broke up she insisted we should keep having sex but no i dont knacking another mans property.

(3) masturbation causes bad luck

My brother if you are broke and poor it because you are not working hard and smart,there is nothing spiritual about it.prayers cannot make your rich ,government cannot make you rich, you will only reap the fruits of your labour , your efforst will determine your result,nothing like village people or spiritual blockage .

(4) masturbation chases women away from you.
The people who introduced me to masturbation are mostly married,if women are running away from you its because you are broke or you dont have confidence and appeal to approach many women as possible so you chances are low,women of this generation are only interested in 20% of men in doesn't matter how badly behaved those men are and they are brutal about it. if you dont level up or toosh up yourself they will so despise infact you may die lonely if care is not taking.

To be continued.

ridwintin89:
I was not supposed to reply you.

But I want to clarify something.

Continue your playful way.

I left university fourteen years ago,I cannot be dragging words with undergraduate.

I know you are still young,you will understand lather in life.

I guess you look older than your age because you take life so hard.

helinues:
Embarrassment just dey follow this op upadan.

You too like running into trouble with different people

Na your tinubu cause am we are passing through alot we must play and get embarrassed.

ridwintin89:
I will not blame you because I understand your level of maturity,you are still young and immature.

You want to play with a depressed person,she told she was not in mood.

You didn't see someone for a week,you met the person without trying to study her mood but went playfully with her.

Did you expect her to be laughing while in serious pain.

Since you did not know what she is going through at that moment and you refused to study her mood before approaching her,you are at fault and you need to apologize to her.

Also when next you meet her firstly say sorry and ask her if everything is better now.

A playful person could be wild sometimes when undergoing difficult moments, kindly try to understand young boy

The way you think shows you are the Inmature one, does being mature make you less human? Or does being mature mute your emotions? If you don't see someone for a long time is it wrong to ask playfully and show concern?

Panda7:
What if her lover just broke up with her?? Or she lost someone in her family?

Does that mean she should be rude to others and destroy preexisting friendships

I am a final year student in one of Lagos prominent higher institutions,I get along so well with my coursemates because I am the jovial type and this behaviour has opened so much financial opportunities for me in campus because my coursemates never hide updates from me.
There is this girl who is also a coursemate of mine, we get along so well, and trust me I have never asked her or any of my female coursemates out before, we are just friends and coursemates thats all however for about a week I have not seeing this girl in class and out of nowhere I saw her on my way out of the school gate, immediately I saw her I was like wooww were have you being all this while I tried playfully tried blocking her way omo this girl just screamed at the top of her voice that I should leave her alone that she is not in the mood in public eyes I mean in the school gate .
I was so humiliated and shocked because she made it seems like I was making sexual advance on her and we never knew, I left the scene immediately out of shame and headed home immediately, now I want to teach this girl a lesson because it's okay to be in a bad mood as humans but transferring the aggression to an innocent person is totally out of it.

You will get tonnes of Numbers from girls on the streets

Why is it That the complaints women make about their relationships on social media heavily contradicts their choices in real life, how can one hate nice guys with passion in real life but wants to be treated nicely tender by someone who is not a nice guy.

mikeapollo:
Why don't you ask why Iran started and has been attacking civilian infrastructure in Kuwait, UAE, Bahrain, Saudi, Qatar, Israel, etc right from the beginning of the war?

But you guys said Iranian people are not in support of the mullahs why now attack your allies now.

Stop destroying civilian infrastructures focus on the military and regime don't make life hard for the average Iranian.

I thought they are there to rescue iranians people as they said? Then why blow up bridges to make life harder for average Iranian?or is that also part of the military installations well I guess it their normal lies and hypocrisy they hate eveything Iran.