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Report to the bandits station,sorry I mean police station immediately. The man must be............

TopBanter:
Indeed. He is doing too much. How can bandits achieve what he says? FG will simply deploy armed forces personnel to neutralise them. The strenght of bandits and terrorists lie in attacking and disappearing into forests or to Mali, Chad, Niger Republic, Burkina Faso etal.

They cannot hijack a major Nigerian expressway facilitating commerce and travel because the Nigerian armed forces remain far superior to them.

You just dey speak English

E go happen,and fg will do nothing. I repeat nothing. The bandits and fg work hand in hand. If not, crippling the activities of bandits it's a minor issue. Cut their source of supply of food,arms and refueling, and see banditry becoming a thing of the past.

Their sponsors are in government. Until those sponsors are dead, banditry lives on.

Yansh advert . We don see am,next please .

This banny use style get money o. And na fine premium banny ,if not for the bbhell wen she go acquired.

Helinuse:
Ok Sir,
They are billionaires.

Even if na few millions,your aza no match their aza .. No dey judge people money,cuz you guys don't judge poverty.And e dey vex me. Allow him please.

PayPal boy say them ensure say una go forget memory card,so that they go force una to buy space..

Oboy see as them reconstruct his face before o.. Woman beans can be extra ordinarily wicked

Helinuse:
Believe these things at your own risk.




Nigerians just know how to exaggerate everything.

He no lie. Small X and yotube own when I dey do. I know how much I dey collect in a month.. And I no dey show my face o. Imagine him that's everywhere..

Lanretoye:
Even the dangote want to use the avenue to make money to build refineries in Kenya and Tanzania by ripping poor Nigerian.

When I see some Nigerians praising him,I smh. That guy is working closely with fg,those dramas dey put up is not different from nlc and fg drama. ( Tell them this,when they complain,we offer them this)

Thank you Cana

Canada has got only one task tonight. Send these SA home

See as una like the guy. Nigerians can never like anything serious. Na so so cruise una dey welcome

Sugar momma don deliver,abi na yahoo pay?

Na unaselves una dey dcive

Britishpea:
This is a lie...I KNOW ladies who hate it like shit

She might be backing like three preeks at the same time,all in the name of relationships. She is not different from hook up o,it's just that she doesn't collect money. What they call osho free

So let's be guided. Are we good?

dododawa1:
OPERATION KOSAYE



Means

Yes,for fliminalz in za foret,while fliminalz in za azo rack is za enzo in..

Teachers in my contree,will be like...

Zero over 100.. I didn't tell you to draw a dancing skeleton. Class did I say so?

Leave my class..

Class rep give me his matric number..

delpee:
A lady who sought for help to start selling akara and mosa only requested for a coal stove. I suggested giving her a big frying pan. I also offered spoon and few other items. She didn't need much. She cooks within their premises early morning and late evening. No KAI worries. Her husband told me that she's now doing well selling that and pap. She was jobless with little education and no sellable skills.

That is the point Madam Remi is driving at. Indigent people start small. They don't need bogus business plans.

I read elsewhere that most of the loans to this category of people by Lapo and other microfinance banks range between 30-50k. They know how to manage it to grow their business.

Untill now I didn't know the first lady has got interpreters on nairaland too . I was thinking it was just X alone.

Na gay people show you go do emu see or what the fvck is he even saying?

Fact is , nothing really changed. It has been like this. What changed is technology and access to gargets. Before how you wan take know say these things dey happen? Now phones are there to post,social media dey there. Most government secondary schools have been like this. The government people saying they are withdrawing these lads certificate,have done worst in the past.

My own is,train up your kids the way they won't disgrace you when they grow up.

What you see there is parental failure

Yarimo oya carry pan. Akara way.

Kuli kuli

With this hardship your husband brought upon people. Do you know how much is rent, feeding and transportation now. Tonda suppose fire you as you dey talk that rubbish comot your smelling mouth

Dogalmighty17:
So last last Jaz no dey work? The government is not serious. If Igboho and his team of rag tag elements can track and engage bandits within days, then officers and men of the Nigerian military can do same while at the same time have air support to call in at anytime.

Did you hear that they want to recruit bandits into Military yesterday? That's why I said the government and the bandits are the same people

What were they expecting, when all their drone flying activities was on all social media platforms? We even saw cows moving in the drone shot

They think those terrorists guys don't have infomats or network where they are right?

They were even moving with hunters gun to fight terrorists who could boldly hold over 40 people for weeks now.

What are they paying the military guys in oyo state for exactly?

How is this reduction? Make he leave am as e dey before. They will remove #50 and add #250 with they want to increase

Curious345:
Looks like content to me .. very few men got the money for DNA test. Bruv it's 400k

Poverty don deal with you seriously. A man who could afford benz and open a big shop for his wife, can't use 2.4m to confirm what matters most ba?

KLEINBASS:
So asking people to be legal and respect the law or go home is a bad thing to you? Or is called forcing people to be responsible not parasites in another country

So you forgot those who were earning a living legally,that you humiliated? Some of the people you destroyed their shops and stole their goods? What about that guy driving a truck that you killed? The woman selling food that you bought food from,when she asked for her money,you brought out gun and killed her?

Linus

I know one guy we go ghana nau. Na him babe come carry am go hk. Because the babe been dey date one hk chairman for Ghana that year..

Some boys mumu sha. If you hear some stories en,it will be hard for you to believe

WhiteIverson:
"The things that make a woman feel like she's with someone who has capacity. Not wealth. CAPACITY"

This is the funniest thing I've read all year. So women don't wealthy men again. They now want men with CAPACITY 😂

Same way they've been hopping back and forth from "real men to intentional men"

Capacity to them is you being able to fund her lifestyle. And that funding is the fee you pay, for the lesson she will teach you later..

SeverusSnape:
Well done
Intentional man, REAL man.
No worry.

When they call you intentional or real man,sha know say your life don tinubu

Na only dog dey go back to vomit na

You fit still go somewhere,make person when you later jam take you to where you no know.. As you are building try to game ladies,so that you will be street wise.

One 40 years old was saying he can't woo a lady,even with the money nigga has got days ago. If it's to throw them money to lay,he can. But to game them,nigga is inexperienced. In whatever you do, balance it,sha don't fall in love

AntiChristian:
"In the context of Nigerian culture, where a man is traditionally expected to provide and protect the home and a woman is expected to take care of the home and children, do you think it is important to discuss what each potential spouse is bringing to the marriage before committing? Why or why not?"

Before now ladies don't see marriage and relationship as business enterprise. Now that they have turned the setting to buying and selling,they must bring something to the table. Those days they used to marry them virgins,but these days after they have been over used,they will come and be forming madam in the house they don't contribute one naira to. THEY MUST WORK O,AND CONTRIBUTE TO THE HOME. We now have machines that makes chores easy,we have day care everywhere. Unlike before when it was firewood and she needed to back the new born everywhere.

As the ladies dey change things,men needs to dey change am follow them. No be only them get sense to manipulate men

TylerForbes:
​The world is too busy right now for anyone to be keeping tabs on who called who first. My WhatsApp is currently filled with unread check-up messages from family and friends. It’s not that I’m snubbing them; sometimes life and work just get overwhelming.

​Even my siblings and real friends know the vibes. They can see me online and I won't reply, but nobody takes it to heart. Whenever I'm free, I call them, send them stipends, and once we connect, the energy is always 100%.

​Because of all the fake eye-service on social media, I completely stopped posting people's birthdays on my status, and I don't even post my own pictures anymore. I’m just done with "performance love."

​If I rock with you, I rock with you, period. You don't need to do gymnastics or act a script to prove your loyalty to me, and I expect the same energy.
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If you want to help someone, just help them from your heart. Don't wait for people to come and fake love or pretend before you do good.

That Character is bad . What if who messaged you is dying and urgently need you to do something be it money or something else to save him or her?

Now imagine you need something urgent and you reach out to who will run it for you,and the person ignores your messages and call for days,until you loose the multi million contract.

Change that gutter behavior guy..

press9jatv:
no calamity in Ogun State. Everyone knows there's huge crude oil deposits in Ogun well. Now 3 States now produce oil in Nigeria. Lagos State house Dangote refinery. There's an ongoing refinery construction in Ogun State too.

What is the benefits of Nigerians in all of this? That was what he asked,no be the rubbish when you dey talk so. Overtime the place will be poluted with toxic waste and all.. we all know the government doesn't care about all of that. You are there saying what only you understands.