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BlaqFaze:
Hahahahaha see this waste dey feel himself because person remember say you dey exist....

Murdryk be like: give me freedom, give me fire....give me Milner or i retire

I am the essence of your living. If you don't come into my mentions on any match day, you can't breathe.

Thats how important I am to your inconsequential self. Thank you for giving me power over your useless and insignificant life. As God is to man, so I am to you. Unfortunately, you are way less than a man. Insignificant being.

You cannot appoint Gallagher as your corner kick taker and I consider you a serious coach.

If anyone should be far from creating chances duty, it should be Gallagher. The midfield was overrun. There was no specific time (15 minutes interval) that we were in control of that midfield.

Man put 2 midfielders that can't create shit as his no8.

Please Gallagher didn't play beside Enzo. Primary position was beside Mount. But he is just a workaholic. Wish he could add sense. Only chance he created was for Fofana.

But at least, Gallagher created something, but Mount. Oh God, Mount.

Mudyrk saw how terrible we are and he got cold.

Enzo shock his head so much that I was praying his head don't fall off. Na 120 we buy am, he must be protected at all cost.

I was sooo tired. Got to base around 8pm. Went out with a very tired body to watch ball, and they still served me shïït. It must be spiritual

FirstbornWds:
So, this is the Mudryk y'all were all hyped about because he was fast against 100-year-old Milner?

Nanana... E don get injury. E never play one full match ooo.


Bimffo, where you day.

No dey call me ever again. Don't ever use your filthy fingers to mention my moniker.

Na the Belloti part dey make me burst. . I was pro Belloti too.

Every morning, I just thank Baba God we didn't sign that guy the season we finished 10th.

timbros:
Rest man.

The player you are trying to troll literally upgraded to 1st position in the table. Potentially, he will be an EPL winner come season end. And will play UCL next season. Meanwhile we are languishing in 10th position and not sure of UCL football next season.

How many times have you greeted Lukaku when you see him in Milan? Belloti nko, haven't you seen him somewhere in Torino to greet him all this years?

Which kain thread be this?

I thought you live in North London that was why Airmark asked you to hail J5 on the street. Until I saw your sassy reply. Airmark sef na real weyrey.

Leyqute:
You’ll sack two coaches in one season? Good luck to attracting top managers after that.

You just dey here dey jealous our glory. You dey reason how club go get these kain owners considering the number of years your own unwanted owners get a signing done.

If we like we sack 10 coaches, they will still come if we bid for them.

Leyqute:
You think say na 10th position dey after 10th position?

Lol.

Gist on the street is that you guys are building a team for the Championship.

That Prophecy fit come to pass on top una.

Dey whine yourself.

Go bet9ja go put your money.

You think with J.Felix and Mudryk, we no go beat you for your Old trashford.

Na here we dey. Na time never unveil am, na why your mouth dey slippery like oil.

IFSHR:
Obviously, you are an arsenal fan.....it's easy for a team in 10th to finish in top 4 beacause of the new players they signed...of which most of them will be joining after the summer....but yet 5point and a game in hand is nothing.......you are a plastic Arsenal fan... You wish your club lose 3 match in a roll for ? ....obviously Chelsea should be the club you are supporting

Which most are joining summer?

Just Nkunku and Malo.

And yes right now, my Chelsea have nothing to lose, we just dey play for playing sake.

Arsenal needs to be more careful, but its their headache not mine, but if you people can give my J5 PL title, I will appreciate.

Leyqute:
At least wait a few weeks before making daring statements like this na.
If things go sideways, you go suffer am o.

Abeg, which sideways wan pass 10th?
shey you una sef no sign Stabilizer. Make e sha cook, unless me sef go cook you.

raumdeuter:
I don go village go meet this woman and she don give me assurance say we go party hard

Na Harvetz I pity now, No more Jorginho to share the blame

The woman no tell you why you get the most draws in the league, and why you dey cut boys ticket.

Shey the woman show you wetin Mbappe go do Upamecano, and wetin Neymar go do Cancelo? Shey you watch am? We go too feast walahi.

Make them sha no give us fake player.

And Enzo must realize what we have gone through to get him. He must give all his best on that pitch.

Once again, thank you Abrahamovic! Best owner ever. Came through again (If reports are true)

And thank you ballzproblem2, you have been consistent for 31 days even though you sef just dey learn work. Na like this Fabrizio start. E no pass like this. Guys insult you, you still no mind.

Bluemann, thanks for the updates too.

WHAT A WINDOW. I don't think any Chelsea fan has seen a more dramatic January transfer window.

We now enter into the Champions league month. Good night.

raumdeuter:
donstan18
Get memes ready
Emzor Paracetamol must deliver o
postdigger take note

Egbon, take time.

lateefGRDT:
read what you typed and listen to yourself.. Do You make sense??

Leave the weyrey alone. Let him be capping all over the thread. E dey fvck up gan, but I go do lookaway

To all Chelsea fans that want and wish all our new players flop, (so that they can prove a stupid point) may they flop in all areas of their life and in all their endeavors.

Amen!

Plastic fans! Supporting a player over their club.

madrid5:
🚨BREAKING: Enzo Fanardez's girlfriend Celine Ma Costa spotted with Blue handbag

You no get sense walahi

Ah. Shey we no go do mistake like this. If we no sign enzo, na we go lose with the J5 sale oo. Half bread is better than none.

I don't trust Kovacic with that DM role and his injury wahala.

Ballzproblem2:
Roman!!!!

You dey play?

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Bros, i no underestimate you at all.

I know where my boundary reach.

Some of una here reach to send me message [/color]

Izzou, no whine me, big man. Bye

A001:
Chelsea wan sign everybody for a clueless coach wey still dey learn work. What happens when he has all the stars but becomes confused on how to use them?

You think everybody is Legend Lampiro?

Joy in my heart.

Immediately we land a DM, let Jorginho go on loan to Arsenal. He needs the PL to complete his collections

izzou:
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No mock me abeg.

Come find me one acre of land abeg[/color]

You don enter me with that last line.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]As much as the policy is not funny, we should tone down with the exaggerations

Puff Puff and Wara sellers have their pricing between 100 and 50 naira. So where is the transfer of 50 naira coming from?

People are adjusting quickly in Lagos. So far, GTB has been fine. All the transfers I did today went in less than 2 minutes

February 10 will come and go, and we will still move on.
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Izzou my man, send me money na. UBA don enter me gan today

Ballzproblem2:
holy shit,best window ever !

If we sign Caceido and Enzo in 2 days, interpol must look for Boehly and arrest him. He must tell us the drug lord funding the club.

raumdeuter:
With the level of technology in Nigeria, we cannot implement the cashless thing right now

If network is spotty in Lagos where I assume most of you are living, what do you imagine will be happening in Interior villages were MTN. Glo etc dont even bother to do updates

You buy yam inside village in Nasarawa and say na transfer you wan do

Even for Yankee there are some people that only take cash, Most of my Mexican contractors prefer to get cash only because of various reasons

1. Most dont even have a bank account as they just crossed border recently
2. Their account is either on child support watch and they are trying to hide their income
3. Their account is already overdrawn and any money that enters it, the bank will first take theirs

Some will give you their friends account to pay into, Imagine the type of wahala that can happen when you transfer $8k to your friends account and he stopped picking calls

There was a plumber that I wanted to pay, and I seen the transfer to his friends account he gave me some weeks earlier, Na so the guy begin para say I shouldn't have done that. I should only make the transfer when he is beside the friend so he can drag him to ATM immediately otherwise na gambling get the money wey I just send

Imagine th chaos when doing all these back and forth dragging over google translate

Na USA be this oo.

Like you said, we cannot implement it right now.

There are a lot of old women I buy things from and Fulani women whom I buy "Wara" from, when I am traveling to my farm.

How do I want to transfer to them? How? Shey them even sabi wetin be transfer?

Ballzproblem2:
I will let him go, for someone who barely plays up to 20 games,he is a liability

With 1 leg, he is still our best LB.

Thank God your surname is not Boehly but Fabrizio

raumdeuter:
Imagine say na tomorrow be the deadline and dem no move am.

Ah. Ah. Them don move am sef, them still dey beat person for ATM stand and banking hall today.

I didn't see any POS outlet yesterday, because wahala was already happening on Friday.

Egbon, there will be war! I am sure they will burn banks if they didn't move that date.

It might just spring up ENDSARS Part 2.

seankafor:
Let it be known that I support emefiele and his cashless policy whichever way he executes it..

We must all go cashless whether we like it or not..

There are less than 40 million bank accounts. With me having 3 out of it. Lest I forget we are nearing 300 million people.

The number of illiterates are double the number of literares. They must reduce that rate of illiteracy before they implement that cashless policy

BTW them suppose no move that date, if war no happen for banking hall today, I no be Nigerian again

DeadPresidents:
This cashless policy is fücking bank services up. Transfers been stuck since morning.

I don't think the banks are ready for the scale of transactions and it is telling on the infrastructure.

Since Saturday night, that Stupid UBA have been saying they are maintaining their services.

I swear, wetin Emefiele go cause, walahi, FG no go fit handle am.

Ballzproblem2:
today has been crazy


man city eyeing chilwell


40m for Gallagher by Everton


Enzo sagas continues

Their eye go blind ni.

Chaii. Book Haram football. The guy's type of football at Burnley was scary. Them no go play ball, them no go allow you play ball.

Still better than Lampard's ball though.

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