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You people just depart this place. Naso life be?

Me dey prepare for exams o, and I still get time greet all my Funaabites in the House.!



Me love all of una Plenty Plenty. (NO BAR SOAP, OR OMO oo.)

Especially the Jasi ones.

Not the ones wey go dey dress like farmers!

Na still freestyle.



Goodluck in our forthcoming exams!


Read wella o.. CBT na demon.


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Alan Pardew believes Chelsea are stronger than when they won the Barclays Premier League title last season ahead of Crystal Palace's trip to Stamford Bridge on Saturday.

Chelsea have made an indifferent start to the defence of their title, drawing at home to Swansea City before losing 3-0 at Manchester City and then winning 3-2 at West Bromwich Albion last weekend.

The champions were reduced to 10 men in two of those matches, with goalkeeper Thibaut Courtois dismissed against Swansea and captain John Terry given his marching orders at The Hawthorns. Pedro scored on his debut against Tony Pulis's side following his move from Barcelona, while Jose Mourinho has also brought in the likes of Radamel Falcao and Baba Rahman. Mourinho will be expecting his side to put on a show in what will be his 100th Barclays Premier League home match in charge and his 200th in total in the top tier.

Chelsea did the double over Palace last season and Pardew is braced for another tough afternoon when his side attempt to secure a third win in their first four top-flight matches, and a first win at Stamford Bridge since 1982.


"Chelsea is always a difficult game, especially at home," Pardew said. "They can counter-attack you at any time, and the concentration levels needed to win there are really high.

"We performed almost to our maximum last year and still got beat, so we need to be at our best to stand a chance of winning. We've won three out of four. So we're in great shape going into the game.


"But they have a side that looks to be better than last year, and that side won the league. Chelsea aren't quite in the groove they were when we played them last time - and neither are we.

"They were really at their best, and we were really in form, but it's so early on, so both teams won't be at the highest level yet. We haven't been as fluent as I'd like, but we've been exciting and we've had some great moments, and we've got players who can change a game at any moment."

Pedro is set to make his home debut after his eye-catching debut at Albion. Terry will not feature as he serves a one-match ban for his dismissal, so Gary Cahill will most likely earn a recall to the starting line-up. It remains to be seen if Victor Moses and Oscar (both knocks) will return.


Palace will welcome back winger Yannick Bolasie from compassionate leave following the death of his father. Mile Jedinak has been ruled out with a hamstring injury sustained in midweek League Cup action, while Pardew confirmed that Alex McCarthy will keep his place despite the return of long-serving goalkeeper Julian Speroni.

Match Facts


This will be Jose Mourinho's 100th Barclays Premier League home match in charge of Chelsea. He has won 76 and lost one of the previous 99. This will also be Mourinho's 200th BPL fixture. He will have the most points won by a manager after 200 matches in the competition (453 in 199 matches).

Chelsea have won nine and lost one of the 12 BPL meetings with Crystal Palace. Palace have won seven of their nine league away matches since Alan Pardew’s appointment and have 22 points on the road in 2015, a league-high figure only matched by Chelsea and Arsenal.

Source: www.m.premierleague.com


Referee: Craig Pawson

Venue: Stamford Bridge

Time: 3PM WAT

Captain Toure!
Berahino just fück me up.

SIRcumalot I greet una o.

Thank you Apzilicueta.
Buying Pedro straight Up.

SIRcumalot, I have come to tell you that Pedro has his 1st assist and 1st goal..



Thank You, Lord Ed.

Berahino na This guy no start.

Can't wait for Pedro to play.

dyabman:
Selling Kane already .. He's done enough !!

I will leave him. I won't Just give him the captain band. He is useless with it.

I just thank eledumare I changed my captain from him yesterday. Like I changed him 4 minutes to go.

Baboo13:
The guy has 52 points already

!

Baboo13:
The guy has 52 points already

WTF.

Baboo13:
Bet how did that invincibles guy put Wilson in his team



Mans!

Wilson in his team? chooiii

Thank eledumare I didn't captain Kane. Wish I had Mahrez.

Chadli assist..

Mahrez ooo.

All them Depays in the house, I hail una o.

This Wijnaldum guy is good.

Clean sheet please.

Chilling on position 115.


KICK OFF!

Kane, Please no fücking Up today.

dopeJemi:
"Up man u" and your signature na chelsea heart

E don spoil already even before e start, bros make we dey go back to our thread abeg

Olodo, the name of my girl friend is Chelsea.


Up Man U joor. Dey go your thread.

dopeJemi:
Bros e no fit you carry your two left legs dey go back to our thread

Wetin you dey do for our thread. Abi you no be Chelsea fan again?

Up Man U.

If Pogba comes.

Yes! We are already making a move for Neymar! By Tomorrow, He should be on his way to Bayern. Thank You, Lord Ed!



Up Man U.

kliq:
On paper and yeah it won't come easy for either sides....i smell a draw all the same

Please see an Otolaryngologist.

kliq:
Mathematically this should end in a draw as both sides suffered heavy defeats(3-0) in the hands of Man City

Okay. Mathematically.

wanderlust007:
jamb score?

He didn't do Jamb na.

Pedro gets the Jersey number 17 and Baba will get Jersey number 6.

dopeJemi:
We are retaining the title this season, I know what mourinho is capable of, thank God we signed pedro


You are welcome dear

Blues for life

Jemi, Gerrarahia! shîit

homesteady:
I said they rejected barcelona €80million bid, not 120 million!

So you are comparing the current Man Utd to the likes of them barcelona and real madrid that want Pogba?

Man United is the richest Club is England and Surely richer than Barcelona! Even Nike named them the biggest and Richest club in the world.

cee001:
two ppl united,one, by the colour Blue.

YES!

homesteady:
Inflating the price? so you actually find the price ridiculous right? I'm not inflating anything!

Many Barcelona fans including myself were happy that the bid was rejected, I can give you link to pages were barca fans were talking about the transfer! So Pogba going to any other club is not really my problem, I'm just saying you people should stop dreaming of getting him this summer!

Why should I find the price ridiculous? Raheem was bought close to 50 million pounds. So, how much is 100 million Euros for Pogba.

I am just saying Barca never made a bid worth €120 million for Pogba. (But lets forget that)

Lool. ManU fans were the ones telling Us on this thread that we should stop dreaming, that Pedro is on his way to United.

*In DJ exclusive's voice: 'THIS IS FOOTBALL, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.'

Nihilist:
No doubt, our club has a few of your rejects in Fab, Pedro and Mourinho.

But we're also in the Hijacking business. And now that Pogba could be subject to a heist, you are worried. Pogba is the kind of player usually reserved for the likes of Barca and Madrid, but now a club with no history is about to body you in the transfer market, and steal him away

I feel your pain. Messi, Iniesta and Co won't be around forever. We've already seen that Barca without Messi can be touched.

The dynamic is changing already. In less than 10 years from now, the difference in quality between Barca and the Top EPL sides will be almost negligible.

We coming for you nigga.

Keep wailing, Wailer!

Actually, In 5 Years time.


Because in 5 Years time, Messi will be 33 and Muniru will be waiting to replace him. Iniesta will be 34, Sandro will wanna replace him.