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Chestar5:
Some peepz sha, in transfer news, heard gael kakuta will complete medics today, how good is the guy?, can he make an impact in d team or does he need a loan deal? Plays for sevilla thats all i know about him now though his name is familiar

AirborneLacer:
Rumor has it that you're 50, how true is that?

I'm concerned really, because at 50 you should be making plans to celebrate your jubilee. But what do we have here?

You know if DNA could be used to identify people who were predisposed to cancer, it could also be used to identify people who were predisposed to become useless to the society.

You're on a public forum spewing hogwash and swills instead of being out there effecting change in your town, what does that say about you?

I'll tell you, what it says about you is that your uselessness has metastasized like a cancer, and there's no helping you.

As you revel in your stupidity, my advice is that you stray off this thread lest you'd have me to contend with.

Make your silly arguments and mind what you say about Chelsea fans, we can tolerate a national clown like Raumdeuter, not just you and your fellow nitwits who've been subjected to thralldom.

I can put my life on the line, the guy cannot be more than 28-30.. He can never be 50! A 50 year Old spew that rubbish?? Abegi! Ah ah.. E no worse reach that side na. .

Tval:
And you said you are 50 years old. SMH.. make i no talk wetin dey my mind.

Wait, You mean he told you he is 50 years That boy no get 1 sense at all..

nonsoroyalty:
Krasid instead of looking for our trouble at the barcelona thread why not come here and teach this dumb goats how ronaldo has more assist than the so called chance creator

Infact I hate chelsea + their fans more. Than madrid

Every thing about the clubs disgust me

1)Racist captain (john terry)

2)Plastic fans

3)plastic legends (lampard)

4)Russian sugar daddy's mOney

5)rented stadium (plastic bridge)

6) Tactical coach but a useless fool as a person (mourinho)

7)Destroying strikers shevchenko torres lukaku etc

Lastly racist fans who won't let a black man enter their train


Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the most hated stupid plastic disgusting club ever chelshit fc

Pls remind me your age??

because You really posted a dump fūcked stuff..

Debroslink:
Fabregas was supposed to be the heir of Xavi, he flopped. Rakitic came and now has truly succeeded Xavi

Lol.. Fabregas was supposed to be Xavi's heir, yet he was played as a false 9 or at the wing most times.. And Fabregas flopped, please tell me another lie, abeg.

Do you want me to remind you that Fabregas was the highest goal scoring midfielder in his last season at Barca

Oya tell us another lie.

Debroslink:
He's still far better than a certain £300k per week fat man who scored only 1 away goal throughout last season.

We all know you were all happy when this particular fat man was offloaded to Monaco..

SailorXY:
so his presence would have stopped the floor-wiping by Germany?

Yea.. his presence would have stopped Germans Ass wiping.. Wetin Dayo no go talk.

coogar:
if you do a swap, hazard would fail at barcelona. all those senseless dribbling that gives the ball away is anti-barca. barca are only interested in players that can keep the ball under pressure and pass the ball even when marked tightly.

hazard does not possess such skills!

So, Hazard cannot keep the ball under pressure and pass the ball when he is marked tightly. Coogar you fall my hand big time..

nonsoroyalty:
This bimffo again

I have a policy of not arguing with any fans on their thread cos I know I won't win

But when I came to read chelski rumours all I saw was post about neymar's red card

Me and u now who is stupid

You see who is now stupīd..

y'all are just obsessed with Chelsea.. or what's You business with 'chelski rumours'.

nonsoroyalty:
When brazil played against peru this thread was as quit as a grave yard but as neymar collect red chelski fans resurrect

If neymar scoring 39goals in a team where he is not the main man(messi) then how come gareth bale can't score 39 under ronaldo?


The moment u realise chelsea's sugar daddy abbramovic wanted to sign the overrated neymar in 2013 before e go pick mr dribble w/o goals for lille

Y must we talk about Neymar Is he our player Ehn? Your sense of reasoning is so low.

Debroslink:
Kindly list the number of goals Hazard has for his country and the teams he scored against.

ah ah.. I have agreed with you.. He is talented!

Debroslink:
And when the best player and best striker are not around, he still scored over 40 goals in less than 70 games for his country.

Sure, the guy rarely has a bad game. Free the guy joor

Which 40 goals against which teams..

The likes of China, Japan(3*), South Africa, Australia, Scotland, Bolivia, Iraq, Cameroon, South Korea, Panama, Turkey, Peru..

Yea, he rarely has a bad game.. I am gonna free him.

coogar:
compare like for like.
neymar has a smaller frame - his threshold of pain would be lower than that of messi/suarez who are like pitbulls.

the little nudge he got at the world cup against colombia nearly destroyed his spine. we all thought he dived & was faking the injury until the scans revealed the body damage.

he's more likely to get apprehensive about tackles than the people you compare him with. his immaturity takes nothing away from his skills. he's more talented than hazard.

Neymar dives alot.. We don't have to deny that. But what threshold of pain are you talking about?? Do you know how Hazard gets kicked week in week out in the EPL Do you see him kicking balls and fighting all over the pitch??

Against Peru he had the same problem.. against Colombia, the same thing..


Asides Neymar's tap Ins, what else does he do better than Hazard that we are not aware of.. (if you say he is more talented than Hazard, that's your opinion! I don't have to agree with it..)

Debroslink:
Just one bad game out of 40, Chelsea fans are already jubilating. A page has been dedicated on his behalf. At least he's got a goal and assist. Show us Hazard's stats in international tournaments.

Y would you have a bad game, When you have the best player on the planet and the best striker of the game at the moment at your disposal..

You sure won't have a bad game..

Tval:
Hope you saw the way he handled the referee after he was booked for handling the ball?

That was when he should have received his 2nd yellow..

dyabman:
^^^ Mendes?

Yea.. Mendes!

Wetin I talk..
Can any1 guess Witsel's agent??
Your guess is as good as mine..
ALL HAIL MOURINHO! Master Strategist!

Matic, Witsel pivot is a very good idea.. Anybody that will pass that middle will try.

Double Post!

bigkesh:
Raumdeuter m waiting for a pix of neymar in 'action' yesterday
Yours hatefully
Thanks in adv

Wetin I talk.. Are You Bacca in disguise??

All those barca Fans will not come here now to disturb us.. I can count almost 4 clear chances Neymar missed this morning..

But seriously, Bacca na bad boy. We don't need any drug Barron in our squad again..

Those South Americans will run from 1st minute to last minute. Them no dey tire?

And I felt for Neymar. Them beat the guy.. Chaiii.. I mean, them too beat am.. . If I hear sey all those football players no dey read this thread.. I don dey suspect Bigkesh and co. sef..


Falcao dint score yesterday, but at least he played well for me..

Ibime:
The way I see it, Remy will leave and Bertrand Traore will become the 3rd striker/4th winger

Have no fear, Traore will save the day when Falcao fumbles



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lBFeVjo77E

No.. Remy should not leave. It's not advisable at all..

I am very sure Mourinho is trying to get Jorge Mendes' Favour for future deals..

Mou is a Strategist.. He knows exactly what he is doing.. He knows Falcao has lost form but he also knows Falcao can never be as bad as Drogba.

Mendes is an Agent God! He can get any player to any club he wants..

So this deal is between Mendes and Mou..



Mendes: Hello Jose.

Jose: Egbon how far..

Mendes: Are you interested in Falcao..??

Jose: No oo.. That guy don finish na.. Why I go buy am..

Mendes: Abeg, help me on the Falcao deal na.. You go get your share. and You go dey choose players wey you want as from now.

Jose: Lemme think about it, Egbon.

Mendes: Wasere, Omo Iya.. (Hangs Up)


Next day,

Mou: [size=35pt] I can ressurect Falcao [/size]

mithel:
Add Me on the list.... He aint scoring up to 8 Goals sef in all competitions

Ahn ahn Egbon, He will score more than 8..

diggz:
Jesu

Hahahahahaha.. Who die..??

Tval:
Oro!!!!!!!!

Who shoot ya leg?

Updated Wiki page.. Chaiii.. Expectations..
Eledumare pls help Us.. (I see myself praying to something because of Falcao..)

diggz:
For real?

Yea..

bigkesh:
u just stated my greatest fear.... There is a limit to being special.... Song, falcao? This wnt take us to the next level....
Really worrying

Mou already said it, that he has the best squad and doesn't need an upgrade in any position.. Or can you tell me the players that can bench Matic, Costa, Apzilicueta, Ivanovic, Terry, Fabregas, Hazard??

How is the semester going, eyin Goons.

I expected more than 28 Pages na. Or people dint apply to Funaab for Next session?

Everything on the list is correct except smoking..
My Guys and I don't smoke..