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Squad depth.

We wish for a season without major injuries.

And I hope Baba Rahman will fight hard for a shirt.

The guy will be good as a wingback if he works hard.

funlord:
Na una dey always ginger the broke idiot to dey throw shots at the throne na! Why now wey I wan show una my guy condition you come dey form UN! Na just small play...but abeg let us prepare a fund for this bat naija baller! Owu na bastard.....

Lol. We no ginger am na.

That day na just fun. And me no talk too much that day o.

But still let us over the matter.

funlord:
Abeg send some ram to chelseafan1! From his current location in a golf 3's open boot while chilling in an evil forest in ogbomosho you can tell his sallah was quite eventful and filled with hunger pangs! What a swagger less animal! It seems this hat is part of his inheritance?

Don't bring Ogbomosho into this. I will break your head!

funlord:
why dont you just kindly ask me for 100 naira so that you can stake on this weekends game..........stop desperately trying to save face...i have met, chilled and spent cash with people on this forum....all this while you were busy hanging out in car boots and taking selfies wearing a pair of shades that look like the windscreen on a dangote trailer.....you have the shape of a test tube baby and one of your eyes faces south while the other faces north......is that not why you need bi focals? your relevance is only on this thread among your shekpite brothers....the rest of your day is probably filled with surfing job sites so why this constant need for attention from a boss......check my mentions...they are filled with statements like "sold to funlord.....thanks funlord or funlords bitches are fine ass hell'.............what about yours....na so so statements like "ticket don cut.....abeg remember me and rimming"....nothing more nothing less..............similar to your bank account. Ogbeni my profile is a reference for your life of strife and sorrows ...i personally posted it here..i dont need to hide because i am a tall..good looking and fulfilled dude.....i am giving you permission this morning to upload any of my shots that you think shows me looking worse than you...i am sure you wish you owned my profile due to the props you see people always throwing my way...your own profile was only filled with prayers from your mum for god to save you from destitution.......a grown ass man that thinks staking 500 cad every weekend is a hustle....let us have a like and share poll.....lets see whose shots portray the more correct dude or the one that urgently requires medical/financial assistance....you thought all those your horrendous shots you deleted from fb are gone....no son....your golf boot swag was the first....dangote duck mouth pose coming soon..

Funlord, its enough.

E don do.

Na beg I dey beg.

Just over am.

You sef Chelseafan1, e don do.

I dey beg.


Everything don dey become childish act.

No blood again, just spit.

Isco wanted to kill Veratti.

Veratti was helpless against Isco mehn.

I can't wait to watch a UCL quarter final match between Madrid and PSG.

Griffon has not been online since yesterday o.

I hope everything is okay with the Efik babe.

Griffon:
Guy I am trying to form a mental picture of what your face really looks like now.

As in eh, Ibime don frustrate you tire untop the small cash wey for help your ministry.

Ibime is like the FG, while you are the pensioner.

The pleading is much. I am sure Airmark don travel go Ijebu-Ode because of the matter sef.

See how Griffon dey crack my ribs tonight.

That Efik babe dey do wonders o.

More Efik babes fall on you.

Some people are busy making Money via Nairaland.

I am just reading News and Chelsea thread update up and down.

Story must change.

Chelseafan1:
Raumdeuter ko, dt Bros no go drop shi shi.

That bros con sure o.

E fit surprise you tonight.

Griffon:
This is the same reason Suleiman lost his job here.

Just £100, you don already begin shade your boss. Money wey e be say I wan collect for una.

As you and Diggz take dey do this begging, people go think say I never pay salary since March.

diggz:
Bwuahahahaha.......


I will send raumdeuter your way

That egbon wicked die.

I go just open eye see sey Messi now has 20 goals more than Ronaldo for country.

E for don go manipulate google.

Nihilist:
https://www.nike.com/us/en_us/e/jordan/air-jordan-banned

Omo this na where the money dey go. Monday morning early momo, I will be buying that shoe.

Nihilist, Go on soun!!!!

Snap that thing for your leg if them don deliver am to you.

No forget mention me o.

Ah, temi bamii.

Who wan argue abeg.?

I don dey mood.

Ronaldo is better than Messi via Country goals

100 £ up for grabs.

almost 50k like that.

Ah, so all una get money like that?

And you no dey help.

Chaii. You people just wicked.

Make I leave nairaland abeg.

nateevs:
Kunfamitplis!

Boss!

Nihilist shey I never late.

Take Griffon out of that list. He will waste the 20£.

Griffon:
Hehehe. Diggz have you tasted an Ibibio punny before?

I am having one for dinner.

Say NO to TV games. Go to the stadium, celebrate with a chick, tap her asss and take her home.

AIDs is real.

^^^^

Diggz con refer this match.

Dabiridamilare:
g'morning house........... pls i just want to confirm something

i didnt choose funaab in my jamb at all but i scored 187, i dont know if i can still go ahead and write their putme

What course did you choose?

BlueAngel444:
beginning of August, Chelsea is about to sign DrinkTANK by the end of this week, next week: Chelsea is planning to submit a bid for drinkRIVER, NEXT: By next week Thursday (which is today) DrinkSEA will put pen to paper.......... THURSDAY: waiting for comfirmation before DEADLINE drinkOCEAN would have signed. ........ chai, hope there are no chelSEA fans dying of thirst oh

Still waiting for drinkWATER and you won't thirst again like he is some messiah

Shey I no tell you?

But I should keep calm.

I am still calm o.

Coming in from Cobham.

Absolute scenes.

timbros:
Goodnight guys.

I hope to see Mahrez's unveiling pictures here in the morning.

Ryan Babel to Newcastle?

timbros:
His deal might still be on.

Algeria NT won't just release him to go hide somewhere. An announcement might just be imminent.

And No one has seen him?

I mean, No News Outlet?

...

diggz:
No mahrez where the useless boy kan hide since...?

Na wetin dey vex me pass be that.

Why the idiot go hide.

Can Mahrez come out of his hiding place now.?

We no dey pursue am again.

Oloshi.

tonididdy:
am laffing so hard here lol...

my arsenal padi just dey restless, he still dey wait for lemar deal with 1min to go

hahahaha i just dey laff

No be only Lemar deal.

And that is a wrap.

Thank you to everyone for keeping up late with us.

Barkley won't kick a ball till December.

I think Chelsea pulled out.

The Barkley L is the funniest. Maybe they touched his preek during medicals.

Just heard, we were going to loan Barkley to Vitesse, so he had a change of mind.