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Hmmmm . . . . some Politicians don dey sheck. . . . some don die b'cos of HighBP, some don dey run komot. . .

Mr. Shell. . . Please Sir, with respect, What's the actual quantity of crude you(SHELL) exploit/export daily?

That's a positive move in the right direction. How I wish other Multinationals should borrow a leave from this gesture. Action should be more loud-able than the post. . .

Na waooo. I would prefer to be single, that to kill myself before my time.

waoooh, then how would you really know if your partner is your missing rib?

Please, Who should propose marriage. The Male or the Female?

When she stops asking for airtime(vouchers), then you should be aware that someone else is providing the stuff for her. . . .hahahaha

@THE ZANGA. Have you ever seen a smoke without fire before? How can he expect to have a virgin after he had had series of escapades with women? Can you eat your cake and have it? Sorry! I write in parables, just for elders to understand.

Spiritually, She is still a HUman virgin, but biologically, she is what she is. . . A WOman Virgin.  FACTS:- Is she a feMALE? Is she above 12yrs? Was their a time she went for any of these activities like Night Vigil, Night Prep, Bachelors Eve, Crusade? Is she beautiful? Does she have hemoglobin run in her nerves? If your answer to any of these questions is YES, then my quote "WITHOUT "NO" MISTAKES ARE "YES" - is correct. Send her to me for proper examination. I will tell you the answer in just 10mins with her. Contact - 07036255335, , , [/b][/flash][/font][/color]