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awesomet1:
Another Oyedepo programmed robot

Although I don't go to Oyedepo's church, I will happily and readily become his programmed robot than live a life of nothingness you currently struggle with.

List one thing about him that is not praise worthy or to be emulated and List one thing you have achieved in your life that have impacted others that can be emulated.
Robots emulate and i will gladly emulate the greatness of Oyedepo.Try to talk with sense. Maybe you are a backwardness programed robot

The guy is a fool. He is an entitled person

He said hes a celebrity

What has he done to be celebrated

VDM is chading clout and wasting his time giving the fish pie guy money just because he hates nons miraj

An entitled person will forever be ungrateful

Imagine him saying he has not launched his store. A serious minded person opens store and starts business. This one wan launch. Give him 9 months, he'll be back again shouting for help.

Tuehhh!!

PulaPower:
Which kind shape be this..

The Ponmo wey dey her Puna no be for here o..

Think say na only me see am oooo . The ponmo is ponmoing

What are you looking for?You are looking for people to bash him or say it's a lie?
Same witches that have held you in siege.
You think they don't exist or there is no greater power that can disarm witches?

ONLY FOOLS DOUBT PROOF.
You expect every one to remain in the level of carnality that you barely survive from.
Philip was able to transfer himself without natural means of transportation.
The dead rose by contacting Elisha's bones.
Elisha commanded the wayward children who mocked him to be devoured by beasts
You better realize that we have been called to levels where we COMMAND the atmosphere and everything that does not align with God's will.
People are taking cities for God, people are destroying the spirits that have played siege to the world.. and your demonic ass is trying to doubt the authority of a man that has torn principalities and powers to shreds.
You will only ridicule yourself.
THEY THAT KNOW THEIR GOD WILL DO EXPLOITS.
its because you don't know your God that such words from Bishop Oyedepo sound like Greek to you.
If exploits sound strange to you them better leave your bedmantics with the devil and stop embarrassing yourself.

unbiasedTruth:
It was met at N87

My BROTHER OR SISTER!! GOD BLESSSSS YOUUU OOOOO!!!!

SEE THEM TALKING AS IF ITS A 'CRASH'.

THE ELLIPTIC FAILURE MET SOMETHING AT 87 AND INCREASED IT 15 FOLD AND IS NOW CALLING 500 A CRASH AND HOPING TO WIN HEARTS AND FUTURE ELECTION WITH THE STUPID CRASH

Even his blind followers are lauding the news showered with probabilities of 'May' as if its an achievement. If the 'crash' does not fall within limits of the initial cost he met it then all this Tinubu is working talk is balderdash.

Your comment shows that there are still a few logiacals who reason things and can decipher gimmicks of stupidity.

500 my foot!!!

PussyPunisher:
I will do crossover on top of a woman

At around 11.55pm I will start fukking her as the time nears 12midnight I will increase tempo, once people shart shouting Happy New year I will start cumming

Lol. Oniranu

Pls share the recipe!!

Kobojunkie:
Stop lying! 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

The man is very much a pastor like your Adeboyes, your Oyedepos, your Kumuyis, your Jerry Ezes, and so on. The only difference is that this man has finally been docked for his crimes against the people whereas the others are comfortably protected by the Nigerian government for their scams which they openly perpetrate without consequence. 😩😩😩😩😩

by the time you regret your reckless statement, it may be too late.

Almost sold out I hear

no BBL.

JuanDeDios:
This is not a fact. It's just one of several possibilities. For now, I'll believe the woman and VDM. Anything they said Access Bank did, they did it.

if it was a possibility, the statement of account will show the funds laundered. Access bank will have CLOSED the account and provided evidence of money laundering. The account is still running and accruing trickling credits. Why rid Access bank initially claim the account didnt exist? Dont let mediocre suggestions from paid fools thwart justice. This is a dangerous precedence Access bank has set and I know they have started paying beggars and 5k influencers to make it seem like it's not a case. In a sane world, the bank and its executives will be under thorough investigation now

ednut1:
The account was a money laundering account. End of story . The man died and they removed it backend. This matter go long

it is your type that rejoices when evil thrives. if indeed it was a money laundering account. THEN THE HISTORY OF FUNDS LAUNDERED SHOULD BE EVIDENT IN THE STATEMENT OF ACCOUNT.
I pray your details are traced so you will confirm to accessbank and The Nigerian police how you know it was a money laundering account.
100% sure you ate a Tinubu supporter. Mediocrity mindset. spits on your stupid face

princemaths:
shut up SA is one of thr best countries in Africa. Someone that is naked in public is selecting which clothes to wear.

I will ignore your useless comment like the naked madman you are. feel free to keep barking in your reply like a rabid dog

Love800:
I want to be a presenter, oap, broadcaster. What country can i go to and get employed in this career?

better open youtu.be channel

maasoap:
They're not making enough babies to support their own economy. The moment they realise a significant drop in workforce, no one will tell them before they will start reversing their immigration policies. It is not a new development, it is like a cycle

e be like say u never Sabo say Indians and war affected Middle Easterns have infiltrated everywhere

StarGeneral:
Thanks so much. I don't like South Africa so that place is not even in my plan. Other African countries you listed will be checked out.

Though if not for visa palava, I would have preferred Germany, New Zealand and even Poland. But I'm currently searching the "Nomad visa countries" ednut suggested.

Thanks again

AVOID SOUTH AFRICA LIKE A PLAGUE

StarGeneral:
Hmmm... Let me wait for some more suggestions. But pls, suggest some good countries too so I can pick and start processing immediately pls. I don't necessarily need to wait till next year before I start processing. If I even get Visa this year, I will just wait till February next year so I can finish my project before leaving.

Thanks man!!

Poland
There is best time for any move other than Now!!
This country can never get better unless a drastic revolution sweeps the entire ctizenry

Father4all:
Master vs slave

exactly!!!

France has replaced Burkina Faso with Nigeria

Extra30:
Nothing about this man interests me. He's the s.i unit for measuring Failure. People are going through hell in Nigeria and he has no solution to it

Lol. Tinubu: The S I unit for the measurement of failure!!

New one

Berankis:
As much as I admire this guys courage, I see he plays a lot of sentimental and tribal games. Why go to court in Benin traditional attire? Same way he appeared at the National Assembly. He knows very well what he is doing... I know he hasn't done any wrong but he appears manipulative to me.

he is from Edo state, he should wear Agbada abi. LET HIM BE MANIPULATIVE. To beat the rougues in power, you have to draw every negative and positive emotion you can draw. That's why the thief drug baron is in power. LET HIM REMAIN MANIPULATIVE. WE APPROVE IT!!

9jatriot:
Which day Adeyanyu finish law school here? Is it not even Baze university school in Abuja he attended?

Even though I want to believe VDM has a good case but he has to know that it is him vs a SAN, a cashivist lawyer will not have the clout to take on not just a SAN but a popular one whose cases Adeyanyu may have used in some of his course lectures.

it's not by power or.might. David defeated Goliath

JikSneh:
This chest beating black akuya will never cease to amaze me.

Who in the world made this guy think he is relevant? Because of his online butt lickers comments on his posts?
He must be a joker like Tulumbu ewedu munching supporters

unfortunately VDM IS VERY RELEVANT. HE IS MORE RELEVANT THAN YOU WOULD IMAGINE.
SORRY ABOUT THAT

lol

lol
I'm waiting to see this news in nairaland.com

BREAKING

Two Nigerian Judges Who linked to Tinubu's 2023 Presidential Election Found Dead In Their Homes On Same Day::

Two Nigerian judges involved in the ruling that declared President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu as the winner of the 2023 presidential election have reportedly died on the same day, under mysterious circumstances, in their respective homes.

Justice Mistura Bolaji-Yusuf, one of the five judges who presided over the electoral case, was confirmed dead by her family earlier today. According to family members, she was in good health the previous night before going to bed. However, when they attempted to wake her the following morning, she was unresponsive. The cause of her death remains unknown at this time.

In a separate but equally troubling incident, Justice Boloukuoromo Moses Ugo was also found dead following a loud noise from his room around 2 a.m. Family members reportedly broke down his door after hearing the disturbance and discovered him bleeding and unresponsive.

JaySmart4422:
This man did nothing wrong free him abeg

He was only helping men who neglected their wives sexual needs.

Most of the married men shouting n calling him names up n Dan

Have been sex starving their wives

Some have not touched their wives for 2 years, some 3 years some 6 months.

Most of them a busy sex chatting with side chic and you will say woman no go open leg

Una dey crazy?

This should tell me to respect and pay attention to their wives sexual needs simple

my thoughts exactly!!

some of the women's husband go as far as importing Nigerian celebrities as side chicks cum olosho, leaving 400 women unknacked.
Poor Balthazar who cannot say no has been saddled with the onerous task of servicing 400 heavy duty women who happily tell others of the goodness of his great organ thereby expanding his clientèle base.
Man should be awarded pension and gratuity for the hard labour he has shouldered on behalf of 400 men who failed in their intimate responsibility of keeping their women sexually satisfied.
Who knows if Balthazar masterminded this grand exposure to deliver his pe*h*nis from the burdensome responsibility and cumbersome duty of servicing the magnitude amount of vagina**s of a sizeable sum of EG women!!

Time will tell!!

My take.

blowjohn:
It's hard fuckin' with niggaz you hope you can trust
You're a fool if your main bitch is easy to Bleep
And you've got money, is these hoes greedy or what?
Shit is devious, ex-friends wantin' you stuck




Nas.... 'Life we chose'

you still dey rap for where merciless prick dey fire up and down. okay oo

rentAcock:
If you are a Trump supporter, congrats on your big victory. I pray that your children will emulate him and grow up to be like him in Jesus name I pray. Amen

Your children will also emulate Kamala in Jesus name Amen

Ginaz:
If you and your hubby needed a crazy man like that to spice up your sex lives then you both didn't know how to have sex.

That man slept with his brother's wife, a pregnant woman too. What sort of evil are you and your husband allowing to stimulate your sexual appetite ?

Evil is evil, you're having evil sex from an evil fellow.

I'm telling you. food wey they use blood cook. no matter how good it looks must be avoided.

Beekeeper1:
I’ve always been that person who says, “Naija till I die!” I grew up here, spent my whole life here, and I love this place like it’s part of my DNA. The food, the culture, the vibe—there’s just nothing like it. Even when my friends left for “greener pastures,” I was here, holding down the fort. “Who will remain to fix Naija if we all run away?” I’d joke.

But last month, my patriotism met its match.

It all started on a Monday morning—the kind that already feels like it’s out to get you before it even begins. I had a big presentation that day, one that could finally lead to a promotion. I got up extra early, suit pressed, slides perfected, and was out the door, determined to make a great impression.

Then NEPA happened. Halfway through my morning routine, the lights went out. No electricity. “No wahala,” I thought, scrambling to find my power bank for my phone and a flashlight to finish getting ready. I wasn’t going to let a little thing like no power stop me, right?

As I headed out, I noticed the fuel gauge blinking “empty.” Just my luck. I made a quick detour to the petrol station, only to be greeted by a line that looked like half of Lagos was there. An hour later, I was still in that line, watching the time tick by as my promotion dreams started slipping out of reach. But I finally got fuel, threw a thank you to the attendant, and sped off, hoping to make up for lost time.

And then I hit the traffic. Not today, please, I thought, gripping the steering wheel, whispering every “I cast and bind” prayer I knew. But Lagos traffic doesn’t answer prayers—it just swallows time, no matter how hard you beg.

I was almost at the office when I got stopped. You guessed it—police checkpoint. The officer took his sweet time inspecting my documents, dropping hints about “something for the weekend,” and I watched the last precious minutes melt away. By the time he finally waved me off, I’d missed my meeting.

When I finally got to the office, my boss didn’t even let me explain. She just gave me the look, that one that says, You had one job. I knew then that any hope for that promotion was gone.

That was it. I was drained, frustrated, and completely over it. It was like the universe was telling me, “Oga, it’s time to go.”

I don’t want to leave Naija; I really don’t. But sometimes, loving this place feels like being in a relationship with someone who just can’t get it together. You see the potential, the charm, the good heart underneath, but there’s always something—always some last-minute obstacle, some hidden clause that makes it so hard.

So yeah, I have a ‘japa’ plan now. I still love this place, and I always will. But maybe I need to love it from afar, with a little less “NEPA wahala” and a bit more stability. It’s a bittersweet plan, but hey, maybe one day I’ll come back, and Nigeria will be ready to meet me halfway.

Until then, my ‘japa’ plan is officially on standby. Because as much as I love this place, sometimes love just isn’t enough.

my brother, leave!!!

Offpoint1:
Goodbye to his political career if Nigeria was to be sane country.

someone that 2 groups will give award of greatest Representative and future of Nigeria to in the next 2 months

it is well with you. at times you may just need to change your location. You don't have to live in lagos to succeed. go to where you will thrive and pray harder and change your mindset.

Edoreborn:
Nigerians go just dey chook mouth for unnecessary matters wey planty things dey for ground wey need serious attention..Hian!

this matter is not unserious. so many people are languishing in jail for 50k crime or crime they didn't commit. yet others are paying to clear their crime and also live outside jail. if someone who is a threat to you is sentenced to jail but pays to stay outside, that person can come for you again but prison records will say he wasn't this one. this is a serious matter. this is a grave multi dimensional institutional fraud we are talking about linking various arms of government and you say its not serious