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TravelRe: Pls Recommend A Good Country For Me by bitingcool: 1:41am On Nov 29, 2024
StarGeneral:
Thanks so much. I don't like South Africa so that place is not even in my plan. Other African countries you listed will be checked out.

Though if not for visa palava, I would have preferred Germany, New Zealand and even Poland. But I'm currently searching the "Nomad visa countries" ednut suggested.

Thanks again
AVOID SOUTH AFRICA LIKE A PLAGUE
TravelRe: Pls Recommend A Good Country For Me by bitingcool: 1:39am On Nov 29, 2024
StarGeneral:
Hmmm... Let me wait for some more suggestions. But pls, suggest some good countries too so I can pick and start processing immediately pls. I don't necessarily need to wait till next year before I start processing. If I even get Visa this year, I will just wait till February next year so I can finish my project before leaving.

Thanks man!!
Poland
There is best time for any move other than Now!!
This country can never get better unless a drastic revolution sweeps the entire ctizenry
PoliticsRe: Caption This Photo Of Macron And Tinubu (Throwback) by bitingcool: 1:37am On Nov 29, 2024
Father4all:
Master vs slave
exactly!!!

France has replaced Burkina Faso with Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Inspects Republican Guard Of Honour In France (Video) by bitingcool: 12:45pm On Nov 28, 2024
Extra30:
Nothing about this man interests me. He's the s.i unit for measuring Failure. People are going through hell in Nigeria and he has no solution to it
Lol. Tinubu: The S I unit for the measurement of failure!!

New one grin
CelebritiesRe: Verydarkman Faces Femi Falana In Court Over Defamation (video) by bitingcool: 2:25am On Nov 15, 2024
Berankis:
As much as I admire this guys courage, I see he plays a lot of sentimental and tribal games. Why go to court in Benin traditional attire? Same way he appeared at the National Assembly. He knows very well what he is doing... I know he hasn't done any wrong but he appears manipulative to me.
he is from Edo state, he should wear Agbada abi. LET HIM BE MANIPULATIVE. To beat the rougues in power, you have to draw every negative and positive emotion you can draw. That's why the thief drug baron is in power. LET HIM REMAIN MANIPULATIVE. WE APPROVE IT!!
CelebritiesRe: I Didn’t Do Anything Wrong, Won’t Apologise – Verydarkman To Falz, Falana by bitingcool: 11:54pm On Nov 14, 2024
9jatriot:
Which day Adeyanyu finish law school here? Is it not even Baze university school in Abuja he attended?

Even though I want to believe VDM has a good case but he has to know that it is him vs a SAN, a cashivist lawyer will not have the clout to take on not just a SAN but a popular one whose cases Adeyanyu may have used in some of his course lectures.
it's not by power or.might. David defeated Goliath
CelebritiesRe: Court Adjourns VeryDarkMan vs Falana Case To January: VeryDarkMan Dances by bitingcool: 11:51pm On Nov 14, 2024
JikSneh:
This chest beating black akuya will never cease to amaze me.

Who in the world made this guy think he is relevant? Because of his online butt lickers comments on his posts?
He must be a joker like Tulumbu ewedu munching supporters
unfortunately VDM IS VERY RELEVANT. HE IS MORE RELEVANT THAN YOU WOULD IMAGINE.
SORRY ABOUT THAT
TV/MoviesRe: Multichoice Nigeria Loses 243,000 Dstv, Gotv, Subscribers In Six Months by bitingcool: 12:33am On Nov 13, 2024
lol

PoliticsRe: Tinubu Government Spends ₦‎5 Billion To Renovate Vice President Shettima’s House by bitingcool: 6:10pm On Nov 11, 2024
lol
I'm waiting to see this news in nairaland.com

BREAKING

Two Nigerian Judges Who linked to Tinubu's 2023 Presidential Election Found Dead In Their Homes On Same Day::

Two Nigerian judges involved in the ruling that declared President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu as the winner of the 2023 presidential election have reportedly died on the same day, under mysterious circumstances, in their respective homes.

Justice Mistura Bolaji-Yusuf, one of the five judges who presided over the electoral case, was confirmed dead by her family earlier today. According to family members, she was in good health the previous night before going to bed. However, when they attempted to wake her the following morning, she was unresponsive. The cause of her death remains unknown at this time.

In a separate but equally troubling incident, Justice Boloukuoromo Moses Ugo was also found dead following a loud noise from his room around 2 a.m. Family members reportedly broke down his door after hearing the disturbance and discovered him bleeding and unresponsive.
Foreign AffairsRe: Moment Equitorial Guinea's Official, Balthazar Ebang Arrived In Court (video) by bitingcool: 11:22pm On Nov 08, 2024
JaySmart4422:
This man did nothing wrong free him abeg

He was only helping men who neglected their wives sexual needs.

Most of the married men shouting n calling him names up n Dan

Have been sex starving their wives

Some have not touched their wives for 2 years, some 3 years some 6 months.

Most of them a busy sex chatting with side chic and you will say woman no go open leg

Una dey crazy?

This should tell me to respect and pay attention to their wives sexual needs simple
my thoughts exactly!!

some of the women's husband go as far as importing Nigerian celebrities as side chicks cum olosho, leaving 400 women unknacked.
Poor Balthazar who cannot say no has been saddled with the onerous task of servicing 400 heavy duty women who happily tell others of the goodness of his great organ thereby expanding his clientèle base.
Man should be awarded pension and gratuity for the hard labour he has shouldered on behalf of 400 men who failed in their intimate responsibility of keeping their women sexually satisfied.
Who knows if Balthazar masterminded this grand exposure to deliver his pe*h*nis from the burdensome responsibility and cumbersome duty of servicing the magnitude amount of vagina**s of a sizeable sum of EG women!!

Time will tell!!

My take.
Foreign AffairsRe: Moment Equitorial Guinea's Official, Balthazar Ebang Arrived In Court (video) by bitingcool: 11:12pm On Nov 08, 2024
blowjohn:
It's hard fuckin' with niggaz you hope you can trust
You're a fool if your main bitch is easy to Bleep
And you've got money, is these hoes greedy or what?
Shit is devious, ex-friends wantin' you stuck




Nas.... 'Life we chose'
you still dey rap for where merciless prick dey fire up and down. okay oo
Foreign AffairsRe: Kamala Harris Calls Trump To Concede Defeat by bitingcool: 3:22am On Nov 07, 2024
rentAcock:
If you are a Trump supporter, congrats on your big victory. I pray that your children will emulate him and grow up to be like him in Jesus name I pray. Amen
Your children will also emulate Kamala in Jesus name Amen
Christianity EtcRe: Resist The Urge To See The Trending Leaked Sex Video by bitingcool: 5:45pm On Nov 05, 2024
Ginaz:
If you and your hubby needed a crazy man like that to spice up your sex lives then you both didn't know how to have sex.

That man slept with his brother's wife, a pregnant woman too. What sort of evil are you and your husband allowing to stimulate your sexual appetite ?

Evil is evil, you're having evil sex from an evil fellow.
I'm telling you. food wey they use blood cook. no matter how good it looks must be avoided.
TravelRe: Why I Now Have A 'japa' Plan (even Though I Love Naija) by bitingcool: 12:08am On Oct 29, 2024
Beekeeper1:
I’ve always been that person who says, “Naija till I die!” I grew up here, spent my whole life here, and I love this place like it’s part of my DNA. The food, the culture, the vibe—there’s just nothing like it. Even when my friends left for “greener pastures,” I was here, holding down the fort. “Who will remain to fix Naija if we all run away?” I’d joke.

But last month, my patriotism met its match.

It all started on a Monday morning—the kind that already feels like it’s out to get you before it even begins. I had a big presentation that day, one that could finally lead to a promotion. I got up extra early, suit pressed, slides perfected, and was out the door, determined to make a great impression.

Then NEPA happened. Halfway through my morning routine, the lights went out. No electricity. “No wahala,” I thought, scrambling to find my power bank for my phone and a flashlight to finish getting ready. I wasn’t going to let a little thing like no power stop me, right?

As I headed out, I noticed the fuel gauge blinking “empty.” Just my luck. I made a quick detour to the petrol station, only to be greeted by a line that looked like half of Lagos was there. An hour later, I was still in that line, watching the time tick by as my promotion dreams started slipping out of reach. But I finally got fuel, threw a thank you to the attendant, and sped off, hoping to make up for lost time.

And then I hit the traffic. Not today, please, I thought, gripping the steering wheel, whispering every “I cast and bind” prayer I knew. But Lagos traffic doesn’t answer prayers—it just swallows time, no matter how hard you beg.

I was almost at the office when I got stopped. You guessed it—police checkpoint. The officer took his sweet time inspecting my documents, dropping hints about “something for the weekend,” and I watched the last precious minutes melt away. By the time he finally waved me off, I’d missed my meeting.

When I finally got to the office, my boss didn’t even let me explain. She just gave me the look, that one that says, You had one job. I knew then that any hope for that promotion was gone.

That was it. I was drained, frustrated, and completely over it. It was like the universe was telling me, “Oga, it’s time to go.”

I don’t want to leave Naija; I really don’t. But sometimes, loving this place feels like being in a relationship with someone who just can’t get it together. You see the potential, the charm, the good heart underneath, but there’s always something—always some last-minute obstacle, some hidden clause that makes it so hard.

So yeah, I have a ‘japa’ plan now. I still love this place, and I always will. But maybe I need to love it from afar, with a little less “NEPA wahala” and a bit more stability. It’s a bittersweet plan, but hey, maybe one day I’ll come back, and Nigeria will be ready to meet me halfway.

Until then, my ‘japa’ plan is officially on standby. Because as much as I love this place, sometimes love just isn’t enough.
my brother, leave!!!
PoliticsRe: House Of Reps Speaks On Member, Alexander Ikwechegh Who Slapped A Bolt Driver by bitingcool: 12:00am On Oct 29, 2024
Offpoint1:
Goodbye to his political career if Nigeria was to be sane country.
someone that 2 groups will give award of greatest Representative and future of Nigeria to in the next 2 months
FamilyRe: Will My Life Get Better When I Got Married? by bitingcool: 12:39am On Oct 22, 2024
it is well with you. at times you may just need to change your location. You don't have to live in lagos to succeed. go to where you will thrive and pray harder and change your mindset.
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky’s No-makeup Look Shocks Fans After Seme Border Arrest (Photos) by bitingcool: 12:34am On Oct 22, 2024
Edoreborn:
Nigerians go just dey chook mouth for unnecessary matters wey planty things dey for ground wey need serious attention..Hian!
this matter is not unserious. so many people are languishing in jail for 50k crime or crime they didn't commit. yet others are paying to clear their crime and also live outside jail. if someone who is a threat to you is sentenced to jail but pays to stay outside, that person can come for you again but prison records will say he wasn't this one. this is a serious matter. this is a grave multi dimensional institutional fraud we are talking about linking various arms of government and you say its not serious
CelebritiesRe: Official: Immigration Service Confirms Arrest Of Bobrisky At Seme Border by bitingcool: 12:26am On Oct 22, 2024
this issue shows the rot in Nigerian institutions. I pray many of VDM, David Hundeyin arise ALLOVER Nigeria
HealthRe: Man Commits Suicide In Abuja (Graphic Photos) by bitingcool: 12:23am On Oct 21, 2024
Blame it on an overdose of the below:

PoliticsRe: Fubara: We Were Living, Working With A 'serpent' But God Spared Our Lives - Wike by bitingcool: 3:44am On Oct 20, 2024
the downfall of Wike will be a sad story fuelled by his bitterness
PoliticsRe: Integrity Now A Scarce Commodity, Says Osinbajo by bitingcool: 3:40am On Oct 20, 2024
ronu crew will begin to disagree

PoliticsRe: I Have No Issue Being Peter Obi’s Running Mate – Kwankwaso by bitingcool: 12:40am On Oct 07, 2024
There is hope at last!! This is the combo that will work!!
SportsRe: Breach Of Contract: US Court Orders Mayweather To Pay Nigerian Firm N4.2b Damage by bitingcool: 12:47am On Oct 05, 2024
if it's Nigeria, they would have arrested the man for daring to take a richer man to court.
PoliticsRe: My Shop Was Full But Now Empty Under Tinubu’s Bad Govt – Lagos Woman Fumes by bitingcool: 11:14pm On Oct 01, 2024
CyrusVI:
angry

I feel for her,but we have to sacrifice now for the future

The best time to do this was under that dummy, spineless Jonathan and the second best time is now

Hes tryna steady the ship, we will arrive at the shore safely.


Look at the other side sea, its a large field with unquantifiable harvests
I wan swear say e no go better for your brainwashed head. You are sacrificing while Tinubu and his clique are feeding fat. You will be sacrificed. ozuor!!
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Hits Beirut With Air Attack After Hezbollah Fires 140 Rockets by bitingcool: 5:50pm On Sep 20, 2024
iykofias:
Israel is becoming a world clown
1 trillion of Nigeria cannot do what Israel can do or even one tenth of the security apparatus that israel commands; Both intellectually and equipment wise so when you speak, lahor, speak with some intelligence.

Your country is sharing imported rice as a panacea to flooding and you dare label Israel a world clown. ** spits on your useless post
PoliticsRe: Barely 2 Years In Office, Tinubu's Staunch Supporter Becomes "Wailer" (DEBUNKED) by bitingcool: 5:20am On Sep 10, 2024
YesDaddyTill203:
IPOB retards are always looking for trash to console themselves. Clowns grin grin

I stand on Tinubu till 2031. Take that to the bank.

Whether Tinubu wins or not in 2031 is not guaranteed, what I can guarantee you is that, the Agulu-packaged fraudster also known as the YES DADDY religious fanatical IPOB terrorist cannibal monkey WILL NEVER RULE NIGERIA.
TAKE THAT TO THE BANK
it will happen.
you will live to see it happen. partaking I cannot say but IT WILL HAPPEN AND YOU WILL BE ASHAMED. SO SHALL IT BE SEALED AND SPOKEN. whatever comment you have is irrelevant as you are and will be ignored so waste your time if you want to.
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye's Wife, Ifeoma’s Baby Shower In US (Video) by bitingcool: 5:13pm On Sep 09, 2024
JoeEeL:
And in cifia pains.

Not easy at all.
you think so 🤣🤣. wetin make Nigerian woman wey like marriage leave a man go tell you say water don pass garri. she fit dey sip zobo dey laff, u dey misinterpret am as cilia pains.
CelebritiesRe: New Video Of Zinoleesky Raises Concern by bitingcool: 1:51am On Sep 01, 2024
illicit:
And the guy dey sing wella....
I'm telling you, I actually enjoyed his music b4 because he spits hard but the Mohbad issue killed his musical destiny. I no wan even hear song wey he collabo inside talkless of his own songs. it's a pity because once you are forgotten as an artist, the way others go overtake you ehhnn, nothing can bring you back. not to talk of forgotten due to someone like Mohbad who continents mourned. he better open BET shop or music studioand focus on options 2 & 3 to stay afloat
CelebritiesRe: New Video Of Zinoleesky Raises Concern by bitingcool: 1:46am On Sep 01, 2024
Too much drugs

He will forever be linked to the Untimely death of Mohbad

Association with the useless Marlian kee,*ler group and that yellow guy which has nothing to offer except drugs, thuggery, bullying

A shining star forced to obscurity by I'll timed events

He is obviously depressed as no sane person will touch him.or his label with a 20ft pole.

They doubted the power and strength of Mohbad.
CelebritiesRe: ‘Why I Stopped Speaking To My Mother’ – Kirk Franklin by bitingcool: 2:54pm On Aug 16, 2024
DaddyCoool:
Who's right? Who's wrong?



https://dailypost.ng/2024/08/15/why-i-stopped-speaking-to-my-mother-gospel-singer-kirk-franklin/
This guy is not a Christian. he is a commercial religious singer.
PoliticsRe: Protests: Those flying Russian flags have committed treason - CDS Chris Musa by bitingcool: 6:01pm On Aug 05, 2024
Omoawoke:
People will defend anything, some people were already asking what is wrong in the flag?

But why should we take them serious, people that wanted the country to enter into a state of anarchy before, you only see them jumping around like baboons on heat whenever there are news of chaos, depression, violence and arson. Their problem is not about bad governance or good governance, they only celebrate when the country burns.
ignore a fool who sees bad governance as no problem
PoliticsRe: Protests: Tinubu postpones FEC Meeting, Summons Service Chiefs by bitingcool: 5:46pm On Aug 05, 2024
Zionmdde:
Hmm
Anybody from anywhere asides the north that doesn't learn from what the northerners are doing is an ignorant person. Especially SW

Those guys are ready to burn down the country because the so called president is not from there. They are calling for military rule so a northerner will take over. Thanks to the we are political brothers people. We and the north are one iddioots. All in the cause of being selfish they keep betraying the very regions who somehow have identical ideologies of progress. In the name of political alliance you choose side with these backward human beings

Now instead of learning something they are threatening other tribes in lagos

Sometimes I wonder how human beings are so fooolush and naive at the same time.

We and northerners are one iddiots Indeed
Tinubu should sha check his BP. his dreams of being a president has been fulfilled. He should not sha die on that seat. Greedy mofo
ANOTHER SPINSOR OF TRIBALISM.. YOU WANT YO UAE TRI ALISM TO WEAKEN THE FACT THAT THE DRUG SNIFFER IN POWER HAS TAKEN NIGERIA TO 40 YEARS BACK.


YOU HAVR FAILED!!!!
HUNGER KNOWS NO TRIBE!!!
TELL TINUBU TO CARRY HIS ARMOR TANKS FROM LAGOS TO THE NORTH
TELL HIM TO DECLARE ORO IN THE NORTH

BUNCH OF FAILED THIEFS

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