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Beorn:
Wathoni doesn't look good at all tonight. WTF? What happened to her beauty?

If you ask meeeeeee, na who I go ask

Wathoni said she thought Nengi would pick a guy as her deputy, Ebuka asked if she wanted that and she said yes. He asked whom she wanted Nengi to choose and she said "Ozooooooo"
Dozo shippers, over to you!


Being bossy cannot be your personality, she no even one change am.

Dem no dey hear well?

Reussite:
U are a United fan too .... GGMU �! Super excited.

Lilcraze:
Chelsea fans how e be una for body na... Premium joy man-u fans

My brother!!!

Beorn:
We won, baby. We're back to the Champions League.

Seeeee!!! I'm super excited. GGMU baby!

I don cry finish...

Comingggg thruuuu

MrJaay:
Bruno Fernandes for president.

Their Daddy!

Yasss!!!

Timbers:
Leicester go wipe Man U

Jamie Barry na baba anyday

Delete am!

Make ManU just win or get a draw before I ask God to punish all of them!

Geezeem:

I like the guy, they should stop making him what he's not before people put unnecessary expectations on him abeg.

Munzy14:
Elucidate the bolded in what context are you laying emphasis on?

I also want to know what that means...

Gbegiri:


I swear, when my fav commits, I dey fear to enter here. I go just dey think am! Twitter is better in that aspect because we can defend in groups. But here..hmmm!.

On Twitter, you might not even see anyone attacking them if you've managed to trim your followers down to those you share common interests or faves with. But here, na open floor, you must collect.

zicoraads:
...off to go watch Man U end up in 5th; where their destiny lies.

Chlesea to clinch 3rd and Leicester, 4th.

Delete this!!!!

Beorn:
Please pray for those foolish lads, Ife mi. Those fools have succeeded in leaving me pissed for the past two weeks. I can't even stand to watch today's match coz my heart can't stand the hurt if they lose the match.

You support ManU Hahahaha . Premium tearsssss. God that took us to 3rd won't leave us now. We're winning this, baby.

Lilcraze:
Its needed those boys have learnt a bad thing, they now know how to break someone's heart unnecessarily, I just pray say e go favor us today

See! I've been through a lot with them these past weeks. God help us today.

ItsCookie:
It's truly laughable. Imagine that dark bundle of masculinity caressing your scalp with such gentility, in this cold weather, ah!

As in!!! That's a mumu button ffs! How can you say women don't enjoy it? Which women?

fitzmayowa:
ManU is winning Today, no worries on that...

Amen ooooooooooooo!!!

ItsCookie:
Lol...that's a big fat lie. You say that because you don't know...you really don't know

That comment made me laugh for real.

Munzy14:
No be same nairaland weh people deh deactivate or unfollow thread.


Mean while most E-warriors na extreme introverts.

Oya, leave this table alone.

ArchAngeI:
do women care?

Most girls wouldn't find such skill attractive

Looks gay and lousy

You definitely don't know women.

Beorn:
I'm taking Kia of maself. Corona is real.

See you around, baby.

I want to sleep small before ManU's game. Let me goan sprinkle the field and their legs with holy water before the match, I don't trust those boys.

Lazyyouth4u:
I hope you are a babe o

Hermaphrodite

Beorn:
Boo of laive.


Dont worry about my mental or physical health. I'm fine. I'm even relassing and being taking kiaroff.


Morning hun. I know you didn't go to church. My beautiful pagan.

Issit your worry? Let me worry

Who's taking kiaroff you?

Corona is outdoor, pleaseeee.

zicoraads:
So one's basic knowledge of Geography and a few other minor things is what is being termed as intelligence?

Maybe if I find myself in the house, some of you will term me an Albert Einstein incarnate.

See!!!

I'm yet to see any of them do or say anything exceptional. They've not had any reason to display their levels of intelligence... How these people measured Laycon's intelligence and placed him above others is such a waawu!

Lhimeet:
Hahaha

Don't try me this year, I'll find you and beat you up.

zicoraads:
There is a herd mentality on Twitter. Most people just follow what is trending and flow along with it. And if your clique has a large following, they will defend you.

But erm, almost everyone gets dragged oooo. E get day wey dem fit drag you and your entire clique.

Only person wey nobody fit get mind drag na Don Jazzy. Baba na boss.

You're actually right.

Don Jazzy is too sweet to get dragged. He's my sugar crush

Beorn:
Ife mi

My sweet sweet baby, most intelligent member of the BBN family(in and out of the house, you win). Good morning, my love . Don't let lhimeet stress you, e no well.

zicoraads:
...like the way Teddy took Bam in the toilet.

Men who are bold and confident. The men who command attention even in speech, if not looks. They know what they want, they go for it.

Yeah, it happened when I was still 'poor.'

Hahahaha Toilet8... Good old dayssssss

Kiddwaya isn't ready to go for what he wants, well, not confidently. If he wants to be a player, let him do it with his chest, people like Amya will still Stan him. Tell him not to mess with my Erica, I'll sip out his billions if he dares!

Now that you're "rich", let me stan you. I need billions, connect me nauuuuu.

Gbegiri:
Okoto yarns.. People are called far worst here..This is a faceless forum where insults, criticisms fly about. It might hit your fav, but you have to take it otherwise you leave. No soft landing here..

See ehnnn... When my faves commit, I'm hardly bothered until I come here. Hey God!

And here, the herd mentality is pretty low. So, your friends or those you fvck with fit come for your fave and you gats unlook. I learnt that last year with Khafi.

IfeMiLove:
Lol but nah that Twitter worst.

Nahhhhh. Twitter drags are childish... "Your mum had sex with a goat to conceive you, your daddy left your mum to raise you, daughter of a poor man". Twitter has nice bants and puns but nairaland get mad arse dragings. Drags that will go on for days, we go chop ban and recreate moniker to continue.

Besides, there's clique on Twitter, not everyone gets dragged. Here, even Dom dey catch bullets.

zicoraads:
An Alpha takes what he wants. Ozo is a sissy. He acts unsure.

Kidd Waya did the most last night. As for that part of touching her, it was very wrong of him.

But I am also curious, TolaniBaj seems to have forced a kiss on Kidd, and no one seems to think that is touching without consent.

I was one of Efe's biggest fans then.

"Takes what he wants"? I'd love you to explain this better sha.

At least, you agree he was wrong last night.

Heyyy God! That happened?

Hahahaha . This settles it.

MJBOLT:

lala please give this man 3 plates of snake pepper soup

We don't eat snakessss please . Change it to box of chocolates and orange pulpy drink. I'm collecting on his behalf, please.

Nengi's hairrrrr>>>>>>