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JohnnyPalmer:
I worry about her mental health

It's not easy juggling between her kids and a Man Child

She should open a Go Fund Me.... I'll donate

So that she can use it to feed that man child....

No way! She should donate her kpekus Rather...

Nomyth:
Yes .

The question is, will u live up to that age?

Definitely! The fun part is, I Will be cruising with my wife at that age, buying her the world and spoiling my little chipmunks with love and goodies...

I will never subject my wife to slavery And donation of Toto just to feed me...Tueh!..

CRUISETOPIAVP:
Nimota has been seriously dealth with this night

Johny and blastblade. Make una pity the fool. Make he no dey see una for dream this night.

The Simp carry pen knife come fight giants!..

Nomyth:
Thanks for the advice man, I'll continue washing the pants in exchange for a pounded yam on a non Xmas day

You're welcome simp!!...

Nomyth:
Unfortunately, no fire condom when I was born .

But a condom couldn't prevent a gang rape

Exactly! If there was one then, it could have prevented a Nonentity of a man from coming into this world and leaving off a woman for survival....

Nomyth:
How many times will I say it, my full time job is to press Ur neck on here. I got no other job.

As for fking the landlord, where did u get that idea from?

Never mind, I know where.

E shock you sey I know the secret?....

SammyFX:
Werey Omo he get luck say him wife never collect the phone yet again....m sure he will be praying his ass right now

Hahahaha!

Nomyth! look , madam dey come oh!...

Nomyth:
At least I have lived to be 40, with the way Ur life is going, you can never live to see 35.

No be curse oooo, it's the path you've chosen

Yeah, as a fool!...

Nomyth:
Ova, it's not up to u, u don't have a choice, you're already condemned to die half! No thanks to Ur foster mom.

As for my wife providing for me, God will continue to bless her . I knew I didn't choose wrongly when I chose her

Nomyth she will continue to spoon-feed till you kpeme. Say Amen!....

JohnnyPalmer:
Werey dey follow him pikin drag pounded yam

Pounded yam he didn't provide

Shame on you Nimota

Kwa kwa kwa. Poverty is a disease!...

Imagine how nomyth dey jubilate on top pounded yam wey him eat today. E be am like sey na Christmas rice...

Nomyth:
Oh I'm now boring right?

[b]Washing my wives pant gives me pleasure,[/b]shebi u saw Ur fav friend do it with such gusto in BBN.

Wahala for who no get wife to wash her pant

Actually you've always been boring, today's own is worst because you are trying to sound savage but missing the lines...

I think you should keep at washing your wife's pant. That's befitting of Simps!...

Nomyth:
I bet, e no easy ooo .

Pounded yam on non-xmas day?

Ask Dannywerey for more

Choi!....

The poor woman must have worked her ass off just to provide that pounded yam for una. No wonder you have been singing it all day...

Wetin pounded yam dey cause no be small thing o...

JohnnyPalmer:
At 40, you are still begging your wife for food

At 40 you are still running to your aged father for change

No wonder you are still sleeping on a mat

Frustrated old fool

He's a disgrace to manhood!... Tufiakwa!

Nomyth:
Ova u still don't get this?

My wife sells fufu to provide for the family, my only job is to be on nairaland pressing iconvicts necks.

That's my full time job .

So u even know the Bible? Orishirishi

Finally you have owned up to our suspicion.

Shame on you old man! You are not valuable to humanity. Your type would have been prevented with a fire condom...Tueh!...

Nomyth:
Yes oooo

My wife is a fufu seller who can conveniently provide for are family.

She doesn't need to prostitute herself like.. you know who

I applaud her legit hustle then, but what is your own input in your family?

Abi your own na to carry preeq dey Waka about dey pose as a man whereas the real man of the home is your wife. You don fall mens Dem hand...


If you don't change your wife go dey fvck your landlord to avoid paying rent. That's if she hasn't started already...

Nomyth:
Get sense, my wife is my better half, she can borrow me sense even if I don't have, but you! You are just half, half and nothing else.

Nobody to complete u, not now, not ever.

No thanks to Ur mom.

I rather be incomplete without a woman than be complete with a woman I cannot provide for.

What then is the essence of being a man when all you do is take, take and take all the poor woman works hard for while you idle away on Nairaland defending elewedu's black nyansh morning and night..

Oga, even bible talk am sey, "Any man that cannot provide for his family is worst than an infidel"..

You are a disgrace to manhood!.. Tueh!...

JohnnyPalmer:
Have your kids eaten today?

Information reaching us is that you dey follow dem drag food

Shameless old fool

Kwa kwa kwa. E go be the pounded yam wey madam manage provide today!

E no easy to see pounded yam eat today as opposed to the regular Fufu everyday..

As you can observe . He ate that pounded yam morning, afternoon and this evening sef...

Pounded Yam spices we thank you!...

Nomyth:
Nope, nobody stole my manhood at birth?

Ur foster mom did u bad, not the poor woman's fault to be honest.

She needed to break the curse of barrenness on her head and her witchdoctor demanded for Ur tesicle.

Sad that didn't solve her problem,sad it only added to its.

No children for u in this life or the next. Sorry, that's hard to know but it is what it is.

Your lines are so dry and boring. They don't even make sense..Baba you are trying so hard to sound savage but E no dey enter!...

Better you maintain washing your wife's pant and licking elewedu's black nyansh. I think you thrive in that area....

Nomyth:
Yes ooo

My wife hustle money every time to make sure her family enjoys the good life everyday.

We don't have to wait till every Xmas to eat pounded yam like u and Ur teamie

Very good of her. Then you as a 40 year old man, what do you do for your family aside Asslicking elewedu's black nyansh from morning till dawn?

A whole 40 year old man idling away on Nairaland thread, while his mates are busy working and providing for their families?

You have failed as a man! The bible says a man should be the head of his home, but in your case, your wife is..Tueh!

You Simping simp!..

JohnnyPalmer:
You already know you are a bastard

Even your kids are not yours

You don't need DNA to confirm

Your wifey made you watch while she was giving your friend doggy

Opponu

Argh!...

Finishing!


Nomyth will not recover from this o..

Dannyxy:
How can an old man set his family up for drags like this??

Like the disrespect, over forehead wey you no smell...

Better no go sell your wife car give woman, because e no go hard shameless person like you...

If you had any form of regard for your family, you supposed don deactivate this moniker...

His wife is just a fufu seller hustling to keep the family going. Today she was able to provide pounded yam for the family, reason Nomyth no let us hear word again..

Nomyth:
In fact, that will even be a blessing, that I have a wife to knock my brain anytime I drift away, that's why she is my better half.

I ask u once again, what do u have? Oh nothing

Not even nonetities find u worthy of any relationship, u are forever condemned to be a miserable lonely lowlifer.

I obviously don't have a wife who has to knock my head every morning to get my Brain started. Nomyth you just proved to us that your brain isn't functioning properly and it needs the incessant knocks from your wife to kick it into action. I bet most times you're on this thread spewing trash, the poor woman haf gone out to hustle for the family's daily feed while you idle away here all day.. Possibly why your posts are bereft of sense...

Olodo!...

Nomyth:
My wife collected my phone when we wanted to have our dinner of pounded yam, e shock u?

Yes, some people don't wait till Xmas to eat pounded yam.

You need to have a heart to heart talk with Ur folks, u guys don't have a life

Omo today wey your wife hustle money prepare una pounded yam, we no go here word again...

Kudos, it's a mighty upgrade from your regular " Strong Akpu and watery soap" ...

SammyFX:
Smh
The dude na SIMP....14 years marriage him
still de lick is wife ass

Shame on him!...

SammyFX:
Oga noymth won't like this o

He's in pains!...

Nomyth:
I don't blame u, realising where u are coming from.

Did Ur foster mom tell u what she did with Ur second tesicle or u want me to reveal that here too?

Sorry, no children for u, not now, not in the future, not in the afterlife.

Is that why after 14 years of marriage you have not been able to score goal?

Abi due to irresponsibility U marry a barren woman wey no fit carry pikin for you..

Pele o!...

You are a half man!

JohnnyPalmer:
Please don't commit a murder

He finally quoted you

His online Obituary
Rest in Pieces Nimota

The pepper don finally enter hin eyes. He's in sifia pains..

Nomyth:
Unfortunately, u don't know Ur father, I understand, but he was my bricklayer before he met Ur mom( the real one that died in the psychiatry, not Ur present foster mom)

If u need the full gist of how he raped Ur mom with his fellow labourers leading to her losing her mind and ending up in a psychiatry, you just ask.

I even have the video

I didn't ask you to download your family history to me..

Rape is bad enough, imagine being born out of rape? Nomyth no wonder you behave the way you do. You are a conglomeration of sperm cells born out of vayolence..


No wonder your brain is too light to function and be responsible to your family. You just abandoned the leadership of your home to your wife and concentrated on Nairaland thread licking and fanning elewedu's flat black nyansh...

May our enemies not laugh over our family matters o.. O ga o!..

Nomyth:
Yes ooo, I have a wife to punish me,what do u have,

A lonely miserable life, no wonder u constantly feed on likes from Ur fellow bulbians

The likes from bulbians better pass the kind of torture meted out to you by your wife all because you have refused to man up and be responsible....

I bet she gives you a hard knock on your head every morning just to kick start your light brain..

JohnnyPalmer:
Wahala be like bicycle

E no dey hard to start...

Nomyth:
Nope,

Me and Ur father are not colleagues, I just employed him to build my house and what a terrible job he did.

I never said you were. You know where your colleagues are at..My father cannot work with a lazy man who idles away on Nairaland all day while his wife tills and toils the earth to ensure his family feed from hand to mouth everyday..Tueh!


You be sorry excuse of a man!..

E pain you!...