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DOCTOR VS NURSE VS PATIENTS (18+) PART 1 . She unzipped her uniform, and it slipped off her shoulders. I was mesmerized by the sight of her succulent bôobs, standing up with the pointed Tips. She walked towards my bed and I didn’t hesitate to sU-Ck those big black tips, while playing with them with my tongue. Meanwhile I was busy grabbing her big arse, massaging it, and I knew she was enjoying it….. I however slipped two fingers into her wet pucci, playing with her cl!t, and she was seriously m0an!ng like a dog on heat (hey, she was a b?tch). She was seriously giving off ringtones and didn’t hesitate to zip down my jeans and grab my rock-hard anaconda…. And she bent down and slipped it into her mouth, and she sU-Cked it and Licked it, and it made my brain spin…. I couldn’t take it any longer, I slammed her onto the bed, spread her legs apart, and logged in the USB into the hub, pounding it like iyan….. “Oh, doctor, oh please don’t stop, yeah baby, oh yeah babeeeyyy” And suddenly….. “Doctor lagusta, wake up ooo, your patient is convulsing again ooo” Oh good lord, so it was all a dream….. I quickly checked to see if I wasn’t wet….. I got up, washed my face, made sure my erect prick was flaccid again, and I stepped out of the call room…. “Yes matron, what is it again” “Mrs bebeto is convulsing again ooo” “Okay okay, I have heard”…. I had to start another regimen of magnesium sulphate for this 7month pregnant patient with ecclampsia….. We wanted to try and stabilize her until the baby is at least eight months, before we bring it out ourselves…. I checked the time, it was 2am…. I just had to stay with her till morning. Being a house officer isn’t easy, as a junior doctor, you are the first on call, you do all the work, and you leave the hospital dejected, sunken and scawny, with no babes to fvck…. The next morning, with little sleep, I had to attend the morning review…. My registrar was a very lazy, and very dull doctor, in fact I didn’t know how he passed through medical school…. He was just giving me tough assignments to do; chasing blood samples, checking vital signs, urinary output, all that crap…. And those big-assed nurses didn’t help matters too….. Until I had to go to the post-natal ward…. And while I was checking the blood pressure of a patient….. “Hello, I want to use the sphygmomanometer” I looked up and saw a dark-skinned nurse, not too fine joor…. “As you can see, I’m using it, so u have to wait” “Please be fast, I want to use it” she scoffed rudely…. I was like “what’s wrong with this ugly brat” I used style to sample her; her bôobs were just average, but as she turned to walk back to the nurses station, her yansh was the ish… It was bouncing and jiggling under her nearly transparent White uniform, and yeah she wasn’t wearing p@nties…. I knew this was an advertisement, but I ain’t got time for all of that, at least for now…. So i handed it over to her, she took it without looking at me, and I left . Click on the link below to continue reading http://coolstories22.com/doctor-vs-nurse-vs-patients-18-part-1/ |
FREDRICK, CAN YOU FVCK ME? PART 1 . Fredrick and I has always been this s*x craved couples. We could F**K till night fall and then F**K till dawn with just 20 minutes Intervals. I liked the body pain afterwards, it made me feel special, and the traces left on my body like he was trying to mark his territory. We have been married for 2 years now and were both blessed with a son , “my little guardian angel” I nick named him, he was such a beauty. Deji was just 5 months old when I started noticing the constant drench in between my legs, the doctor was right about being s*x craved after delivering. Fredrick and I enjoyed a very spontaneous s*x life before I became pregnant. We could F**K virtually anywhere, in the kitchen, on top of the dinner table, in the bathroom and even in the garage, we were animals. Now I spend 60 percent of my day thinking about Fredrick J0yst!ck and the other 40 percent was about b0s0m feeding Deji which of course left wet patches on my underwear. Birthing Deji was a gift but I had to lose a lot too, Fredrick doesn’t put me to sleep with his J0yst!ck anymore ,I had to sleep countless nights without having that J0yst!ck buried in me , I tried giving him signals but he was indifferent, I did exercises to keep in shape so I could parade myself half Unclad but still no response, he was completely numb. Numerous thoughts ran through my head, was he doing this just because he didn’t want any issues because of my complicated child birth or was he no longer interested in my body. * * * * ” Fredrick, can you F**K me?” I was blunt now, I didn’t have time seducing him anymore or trying to get an eye of attention, I just wanted his J0yst!ck. He looked shocked, he stared at me for some time probably not expecting those words. My head was bent down and I couldn’t look him in the eye, this was the very first time I verbally asked him for s*x . He stared too long, i regretted ever making that move. Suddenly he said ” Austin and I are planning on buying a car today, it’s about time I start going ” , got up from the bed and walked out of the bed room. I felt lost, I managed to hold back the tears that seemed to have already fallen, Deji cried all afternoon, like he felt his mummy’s pain. I decided not to discuss anything that was s*x related with Fredrick. I was hurt and decided to ignore the throbbing in between my legs, by the next week my K!ttyC@t was drooling and calling for a J0yst!ck so Most times Deji was fast asleep and my husband was at work I would bury my fingers so deep in my drenched K!ttyC@t, spreading my legs as far as it could go fingering hell out of my cu-nt. . Click on the link below to continue reading www.naijanoisemakers.com.ng/2017/02/28/fredrick-can-fvck-part-1/ |
FREE kitten, FREE PREGNANCY PART 1 . As I looked back that day to sound of my name called by a voice, I saw some ladies that I couldn’t identify cos the distance btw us was dead far. I replied by waving my hand at them while they did the same. I feel like moving towards them to know who they are but I was being sent on an errand by my father. Later, I shouted. I was feeling like ‘why is it that girls like my name’ as I was moving down to Amoo’s house which is not so far from our house. Let me not forget to introduce myself sha, my name is Fawaz, I’m an artiste popularly known as iTSF(The Soul of Flowz), I live at ibadan!!! ******************************** I was on my way back home the day after I delivered Alhaji’s (my dad) message to Amoo when I saw those ladies that called me the other time, to my surprise I didn’t know any of them. I greeted them and they were like ‘so, you don’t know us again?? Me: I don’t o Lady A: we were the one that took pix with you at elegant hotel!!! Me: I’m sorry, I still can’t remember u people o. B: you don’t need to, anyway my name is zinat C: keji A: they call me shally dee but my real name is shalewa… D: my own name is bimbo Me: you’ve all got a nice name and pls what can I do for you o Zinat: actually we saw how you performed at that show at elegant and we loved it, so we decided to invite you to a birthday! Me: and pls who is the person celebrating the birthday? Shalewa: I Me: wow!!! you know what? I’m busy right now, let me give you my phone number and pls give me a call!!! Bimbo gave me a phone of which I don’t know how to operate, I returned the phone to her by telling her to type it that I’m gonna call it for her 0 8 1 39 47 04 20…. I said, We’ll give you a call as soon as possible…. Bye bye, they said… So, as I was going home na so I dey remember those babes, lemme describe them to u *Zinat is short, dark with a very large bossom and nice backup… *Shalewa’s complexion was light, her bossom was not that plentiful, her height made sense, (in short she looked like fathia balogun) *Bimbo was chocolate, not that fat but huge (if u know wetin farmers do refer to as Bumper harvest, she’s the type) she’s tall, not that tall o, she carry back(massive type), she carry front (she really tried for the front), everything just gather for there and *Keji is light with full and massive chest that I’m sure any guy that suck am will suffocate, her behind is good one and have the same height as bimbo…. As I got home, na those babes matter I still dey carry for head as I fell into trouble… Alhaji: where is that Fawaz ![]() My bro: I donno where e dey o Na so I sneak out of the house cos I know that I’m in dead soup, then I summon the courage to go back inside.. As I open the gate, na so I saw something wey shock me….. *********************** Alhaji called me in the morning to clean his shoes and wash his car, as I wan lay hand on the shoe na so he called me back to quickly go to Amoo’s (alhaji’s friend) house to collect some money from the man… I didn’t know that I’ve spent up to 40 minutes in the place that I can use only 2mins, Due to those girls I met on my way and the foolish thought I was thinking for my room… ********************* The thing that shocked me was that the shoe he said I should clean was soaked in water by my step mother’s son, I was like is this boy mad or crazy ![]() As I wan open door to Alhajiz sitting room, I saw alhaji at my back with a Koboko, I was like ‘why do I answer these girls now, see what they brought me into’ Go and kneel down in my room Alhaji said with a lion face… I’m sorry was what I said before I saw myself in an ocean of slap…. Alhaji: the way I will beat you today, you’ll never forget it Me: (weeping and rubbing my two hands together to plead for mercy) Alhaji: you said u no go listen to me abi, I will kill you today Na only cry I dey cry as I knelt down in his room, na so he lie down for bed…. For like an hour I was still on my kneel, na so I tap him for leg, to my surprise…. Alhaji don sleep!!! Which kind rubbish be this was what came to my mind, na so I dash out of his room….. I was really angry that I shouted at my mother when she called me… As I sidon for one corner in my room, I brought out my phones out of where I put them…. I saw some missed calls on my phones…. On the first phone 12 missed calls- Alhaji(when he sent me on errand) 8 missed calls -Queen(8minutes ago) On the second phone 2 missed calls -Alhaji(long ago) 1missed calls -Mum( an hour ago) 4 missed calls -An unknown glo number(22 mis ago) 2 missed calls -An unknown mtn num( 3 mins ago) I decided to go out to my mum shop to collect recharge card on credit, Me: abeg, gimme mtn 100 Mum: sheybi na me u dey shout at abi ![]() Me: pls, no mind me! Na dat your husband wey dey vex me Mum: (hissed and gave me the card) and where is the money Me: we go see later na I ran inside my room and as I carry my phone, I saw another 2 missed calls from that mtn unknown number… As I was loading the recharge cards, na so the num come call again Voice: its that iTSF Me: (silent) Voice: are you there?? Me: (cough) Voice: you aint serious Me: abeg who is this I’m speaking with ![]() Voice: who did u gave your num to this morning ![]() Me: you see that’s why people fail WAEC, what’s your name ![]() Voice: anyway sweetheart, I’m Zinat Me: I’m sorry pls, I donno u were d one. Zinat: apology accepted Me: let me call you back.. Zinat: okay (ends the call) Chai! Why am I this foolish That I said I willcall her back… Questioning myself… As I load the recharge card I bought, na so the glo num call enta my phone Voice: its me bimbo that collected your num this morning Me: ah ah, okay… And pls why is your voice this sweet?? Bimbo: you don add comedy to your song abi ![]() Me: no mind me jor Bimbo: and why don’t you pick up your call the other time Me: I was playing with my dad in his room, that’s why ann I’m not with my phone!!! Bimbo: hmm hmmm, daddy’s pet Me: thanks o!!! You know what I will call you back now!!! Edited the num and saved Zinat with zinats and Bimbo with bimbos…. I then dialed my queen’s num, she didn’t even allow it to ring before picking it!!! Queen: hello Me: iyawo (wife) broda fawaz, how far ![]() Queen: I’m good As I wan talk, na so I saw my door opened with Alhaji and his koboko for hand for my door starring at me. . Click on the link below to continue reading www.naijanoisemakers.com.ng/2017/01/12/free-puy-free-pregnancy-part-1/ |
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PUNISH ME LORD PART 1 . “I have three children” mother continued, pointing at the apartment she got for me three years earlier. “This one is the oldest one, Ayinde. Her junior ones is in Lagos university. Please is he around?” “Mama, I have told you, there is nobody called Ayinde in this hostel. Just walk down the street and check other hostels” Brown, a friend replied her with great irritation. I stood at the window of my apartment and watched my mother struggle with five of my friends. What is this old woman looking for. I thought to myself. Something in me wanted to walk out through the back door. But the anger in me kept me pinned to the point, I somehow enjoyed watching her struggle and sweat. It served her right. What was she looking for. I caught myself shaking. Probably as a result of the much adrenaline that had saturated my body. Why should a young man like me not want to see his mother. The answer was simple. I had a reputation to watch after. After my three years stay in the university, I had grown to be a megastar. I wasn’t just a rich boy, I also was the president of FMF, Fresh Men Family. A famous clique known for class and swiss. “Please do not obstruct me from seeing my child, please my children” she pleaded almost dropping her arthritis inflicted knee to the stony ground as another batch of sweat dribbled down her wrinkled face. “Mama, hahaha… So you know the meaning of obstruct..hehe. Small small oo, we no sabi big grammar sha” another friend mocked her. I remember that word, that was the first big vocabulary she taught me as a child. The ecstatic pleasure in her eyes that night was priceless as I finally pronounced it. Mother would teach me the little she knew every night. Yes, every night throughout my secondary school years, after which she would sneak out to work her third job at where only God knows so as to pay Mr. Know all, the very expensive master she employed to coach me in all subjects. Her wrinkles deepened with frustration as tears swelled up her eyes. Strangely, I was happy. The more she suffered, the more satisfied I became. I couldn’t wait for her to leave. “I have not see her in two years, I remember this house I take for him when he said he wanted a good place” Her hands moved in pleading motions like a beggar asking for alms. She then stretched her hunger stricken neck as she managed her last strength to close up the distance that separated us despite the restrictions and called out “Ayinde! My son…. Ayinde are you there? Your mother is here o. Come out and take me from this people that are obstruct me….” Gesturing to the black nylon sac that had been sitting on her head all the while, she proudly said “look I have garri here for you, and what you like very very well, dry fish with yam.. Mama kunle our neighbor say I should give you this …..” As she spoke, she pressed forward, almost getting to my entrance, Brown with great anger then pulled her back with her wrapper. She fell and her white undergarment showed face. Not just that, the black nylon fell and all it’s contents found their separate ways. Everyone was amused and laughed. My mother just sat on the floor too tired and confused to talk. I saw it all over her face. Later she initiated to stand. Her facial muscles squeezed in pain as she held her now stained wrapper while rising. Almost gaining her ground, her buttocks instantly hit the ground again. A friend had pulled her down. “All these witches, you won’t relent in pursuing innocent students!” another friend said. They then marched closer to her and took positions around her. I suddenly realized what these people could do to my mother. They would strip her naked and give her some beatings. I immediately rushed from the window side towards the door. I reduced my speed as I got out. “Tiger! Tiger! Baba Tiger …Tiiiiiiger ” this was what filled everyone’s mouth as I strode forward like a real tiger, with eyes bulged. . Click on the link below to continue reading www.naijanoisemakers.com.ng/2017/09/18/punish-lord-part-1/ |
TALES OF A CAMPUS GUY PART 1 . Scrolling down through his phone, this particular contact caught his attention. He paused a bit and had an urge to call the number. With his thumb placed on the green button of his phone, two unseen forces were battling inside of him, the first was the voice telling him to call while the second voice kept on shouting “don’t call”. He stared at the number for a while and decided to scroll down. Having suppressed the urge of wanting to call the number, the second voice now became more assertive. ” Why do you want to call her? You know nothing will come out of the call rather you will end up feeling bad again” Just then the first voice crept in “you never can tell, things might not be as it seems, just dial the number, for all you know it might not even connect”. “Why are you being stupid, thought you have forgotten about her, or were you not being sincere to yourself when u said that? The second voice came shouting. “All I know is that there is no harm in trying, at least to confirm things yourself and not based on hear say” the first voice chipped in it’s quiet tone. “For all I care, what is so special about this girl self, what does she have that others doesn’t have or are you just being unnecessarily stupid. Thought it was a mere crush like others, the second voice was becoming more louder than a speaker and would want to be seen physically. “You know it’s not just a mere crush no matter how you try to make it look so. You know she is not like others. She is special that’s the final and unclothed truth, first voice whispered. “Well if you want to call fine but”…………………… the second voice submitted . “Yes, just make the call” came the first voice in a more louder tune. Val stretched his left hand and dragged his phone from under his pillow, scrolled down to the number and pressed the call button. He waited for a while before he pressed the speak out option. Tuuuuuu! Tuuuuuuu! Came the sound which was a sign that it was connecting. It rang for a while and stopped. He tried again for the second time but the phone was not answered. He looked at the screen of the phone for a while and just then came the second voice came mocking him. “Mumu! Shebi I told you not to call her, now see what a fool you have made of yourself. Don’t you know she might be with her boyfriend and they will be laughing at you now. Sometimes I wonder if you are a human. Don’t call, don’t call and you insisted on calling, now you have called, shebi you are happy now ‘anuofia’. “See don’t worry, she might be in class or even sleeping, or maybe she left her phone in her room to get something outside, you never can tell” came the first voice in a calm and comforting tone. “Mtcheeewww!! Which kind class be that wey she no go fit answer or busy the call. Or if na sleep maybe say she don die for the sleep na em make she no pick am, monkey” the second voice kept cursing. “Just don’t worry, she will see your missed call and call you back” the first voice comforted. “If I hear say she no hold that phone for hand when you dey call her, make I hear say she call you back, no be only call you back na to call you front self oloshi” came the second voice laughing this time. Feeling very bad and uncomfortable, Val dropped the phone on his bed and was about moving outside when the phone started to ring. His heart skipped a bit as he turned and rushed back to his bed. He picked the phone up and to his greatest disappointment it was Uzo that was calling him. He hesitated a bit before answering the call. “Guy how far na?” came Uzo’s voice from the other end of the phone. “I dey,” Val replied feeling annoyed. “You go class today?” Uzo asked. “Yes.” “Any class hold?” Uzo continued. “Yes.” “Which one be that?” “I don’t know” Val answered now feeling more annoyed. “This one you dey answer me like this, kilode? Uzo asked. “Wetin concern you on how I dey sound, Abeg cut this thing before you go kill my battery for me” Val retorted . “Hmmmmm!! E be like say you don dey mad again” Uzo fired back. “Eee mak I dey mad, e no concern you, Val replied and dropped the phone. Val couldn’t help but feel very annoyed. He disabled his phone by removing the battery and placing them under his pillow. He didn’t know what to think or do. The two voices fighting in his mind have all fled. And to worsen it all, Uzo came with his own trouble. “I don’t know why that guy no dey respect himself”, he murmured. Still thinking of nothing in particular, his eyes became heavy and before he could say “purity” he drifted into another realm, the dream world . Click on the link below to continue reading www.naijanoisemakers.com.ng/2017/02/10/tales-campus-guy-part-1/ |
ESCAPADES PART 1 . I promised a while back to regale you with tales of my various s.excapedes at various times. What I refer to as “abegi tales”. Well, so sorry I have not made good my promise, just that I have been pretty busy with the numerous cares of life. We all know that no matter how freaky we are, we still have to live in the mainstream world and carry out our daily activities no matter how hard it chaffs or how hard we want to get down to our freaky lifestyle. Freakiness can’t be the whole of us, our society hasn’t got that far yet and even if we can successfully live that life, we still have to eat. Yeah, back to the matter. A few months ago, my cousin living in the United States came visiting Naija with a couple of his friends. They are Nigerians too, only that they have spent almost all their lives abroad. I was responsible for catering for all of their needs as I would run errands for my cousin. I daily had to take food to them in their hotel suit, took them sight- seeing and generally baby sat them. It wasn’t that there isn’t a capable male among members of my immediate or distant family, just that my cousin trusted me more than anybody. We are what you would call ‘birds of a feather’’. Although my cousin is far older than me, we have been in several excapedes together that he trusts me more than anybody. And anytime he comes home to naija, he knows I always got his back in terms of babes and fun ideas. I remember one time he was on his master programme and I was an undergraduate in two hundred level of the same university. He had been stuck between two girls, who were at loggerheads over him. I had extricated him from that messy situation. Several times he had F***ed girls with me in the same room. I guess there is an unspoken attraction between us. If not for the fact that we are cousins, I guess we would be Bleeping each other! We were too much embroiled in our religious upbringing to cross that invisible barrier. We had virtually done everything together except the s*x act. Maybe if we were distant cousins, we would have F***ed, unfortunately, we are not and virtually grew up together. Anyways, my cousin and I had an understanding. I was his right hand woman. Of course he knew about my freaky side! He was a freak himself, so between us it was a kind of honour among thieves. My cousin’s Yankee friends were hunks! Built up and all with six packs and well defined toned muscles and I eyed them constantly, imagining what I could do with them behind closed doors! I couldn’t sum up the courage to talk to them however and my cousin was just too busy to be bothered. I also had to be careful since one of them had his old flame always visiting. I decided I would look for a way to at least get into bed with the shorter one called Kunle, the one whose old flame was always visiting him. Their story brought me to the realisation of the truth in what guys use to say about old flames ‘once dey bee, always dey bee’. Meaning once you’ve F***ed each other, especially a babe, no matter what happens and in the right circumstances, you would always F**K her. Kunle’s old flame was married with three kids. She was still a beautiful woman however, busty and yanshy with curves in the right places. On this fateful afternoon, I had brought the guys lunch but my cousin was not in the hotel suite. I knocked but nobody answered and on trying the door handle, it slide open so I let myself in. I was immediately inundated with F**K sounds coming from inside the room. The door was wide open and like a zombie, I was pulled to the very entrance and peeped in. the sight that met my eyes immediately sent my Kittycat convulsing and dripping Kittycat juice. Kunle was a short rotund guy with stumpy legs and he had a leg each over this beautiful lady’s Buttocks which was in the air. The sounds I had been hearing was in two folds. One was the sound of his groin slamming against the lady’s Buttocks while the other was the animal sound emanating out of the lady’s mouth. I couldn’t see her face as she was facing away from me but the guy was positioned in such an angle that I could see the side of his face. His face was all scrounged up like he was being tormented and his teeth was gripping his lower lips as he slammed into this lady’s Kittycat ferociously. What finally made up my mind for me was the sight of his Joystick as he pulled what must have been no less than 10inch of very thick man meat out of her hole and raised her head, handling her dangling Bosom in the process. She wriggled and was now facing the door and I had to quickly shift so only a bit of my head was peeping. By the time I would look again, I heard her give a loud scream as with a smack he was back inside her. He continued Bleeping his Joystick deep into her and I must have made an unconscious noise because he looked up and straight into my eyes. I was so mesmerised that I could not take my eyes off the scene. My left hand had found its way inside my pants and I was busy rubbing my clit feverishly even as I stared open mouthed at Kunle F**K his ex all the while knowing he was looking at me too. I watched as mouth open, her eyes rolled back in her head as he thrusts and thrusts into her Kittycat, Bleeping his B***h, all the while looking at me. Drool was now running out of his ex’s mouth. She lowered her head to the floor which only raised her Buttocks higher and let what was the remaining of his Joystick slide deeper into her swollen Kittycat. ‘’Arrrgggggg’’ she screamed as she must have felt the additional inch of Joystick that slide inside her and then he stopped moving and leaning forward, pulled her sharply back by the braids on her head causing her back to arch the more and I guess more of his Joystick to slide further in. She screamed again and again and again as like a machine he increased the force and intensity of his thrusts all the while looking at me. I had Pour violently by this time, imagining it was me under him being pummelled the way his ex was being pummelled. I had to stifle a loud moan as Kittycat juice filled my fingers and I definitely saw a wicked smile on his face as he obviously knew that I had Pour. it was as if I was glued to where I was as I didn’t leave even after cumming. I kept on watching. After minutes of serious pounding from him and screams from the lady, all the veins in his neck stood out as he grunted and letting go of her head to grip her hips, he slammed violently into her and gave an animal grunt as he began to fill her insides with his own seed, stream after stream filled her Kittycat and I watched as she began to shake and spasm as she went into a violent orgasm eyes bulging screaming with veins extending from her neck she has an orgasm that must have been totally out of this world. After he was done, his massive head rested on her back, his Joystick still oozing Pour into her Kittycat, still watching me. They lay there like that for a few minutes before his deflated Joystick popped out with an audible sound. I watched as she crawled out from underneath him and turned to position her mouth under his Pour drenched Joystick. Then she did something I would never have expected from someone like her. I watched as she licked his Joystick clean of their Pour mixture plastered to his Joystick like a good B***h. That got me totally hot again! . Click on the link below to continue reading www.naijanoisemakers.com.ng/2017/01/01/escapades-part-1/ |
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FIRST TIME FOR VICKY PART 1 . But he is over 60 years old, said Guy. Well maybe he is but he is in great shape, his body looks more like he is 40. Guy, all my lady friends say that you boys don’t become men until age 40 and Carlo has 20 years of experience as a man, so he has the experience to teach our daughter what she needs to know in order to be popular with high school boys and men in general. Jean, how are we going to get Vicky to go along with this? After all she like all the other kids and people in general think that young is good and anything over 40 is bad, said Guy. Guy, you and I will have to do a little brain washing. we will talk to her about the benefits of learning about s*x from an older man. Jean, how will we convince Carlo Giovanni to teach our Vicky about s*x? he is rather conservative, Italian/American, grandfather and I am not sure he would look at another woman. Guy, his wife hasn’t slept with him in years and if he is a red Blooded, Italian male, he is hot and Hot. Leave him to me and I will convince him. He also likes Vicky a lot. Do you remember how he played with her in their pool last summer at the company picnic? They could not stop touching each other while they played in the water. Since there were so many people in the pool, Carlo didn’t think anyone would notice. The next day the front door slammed close as Vicky entered the house after school. Vicky, what the problem, dear, her mother asked? Vicky ran into her bedroom crying. Her mother follows her into the room and sits next to Vicky on the bed. Jean, just sits there and waits for Vicky to calm down. Oh mother I hate high school none of the boys even look at me and I got cut from the cheer leader tryouts. Vicky, I need to talk to you about your problem. Will you listen to me and quit crying, please. Yes, mother I will listen. Well Vicky you need to learn about boys and s*x. Yes, mother I agree. I don’t know much about those two subjects, but I don’t know how to go about learning. Most of the high school kids are all talk. They don’t know Sh*t and from I hear from other girls, boys don’t do anything for their girlfriend, only for themselves. Vicky, now that you are growing up I am going to tell you some things I did when I was your age and even younger. Well my best friend and I both made the cheerleaders squad, when she lost her cherry to the captain of the varsity football team. A good looking guy by the name of Josh Logan. Well it was a very bad experience for her. He did it in the back seat of his dad’s car in the high school parking lot after the game. He didn’t take his time to make sure she was ready, he just rammed it in and did his thing and took her home in pain, both physical and psychological. I talked to my mom and told her about what happened. But mom was from the old school, s*x was bad, but necessary and only after you got married. So I asked my aunt Sue, she was a lot younger than mom and being dad’s sister, she was a lot more with it than mom. Since aunt sue had never got married and had lots of boy friends, I just knew she could help me understand about boys and s*x. Aunt Sue told me that having s*x with boys was like taking a ride in a high powered car without any brakes, fast acceleration but no control. A dangerous, one with little or no consideration for your pleasure and welfare. Aunt Sue said it was important that the first time you had s*x that it was a good experience. Aunt Sue said that males don’t grow up to become men until the age of 40. These men are better partners for women of any age, but in particular for girls with little or no experience, because: 1) they have more experience 2) they understand women and our bodies better 3) they have more patience, are not in a big rush 4) they want to please us 5) they are less likely to be focused on only pleasing themselves, 6) they are less likely to be wrapped up in their career, their job, and themselves 7) they know more about the mechanics of s*x and how to adapt this knowledge to meet our needs and their. more likely to cooperate with you when you desire to become a mom, by planting his seed where and when it will do the most good. 9) they make better dad’s because they have grown up enough to realize how important it is to be a good dad and will spend as much time as possible at home with you and the kids. God mom, I never though about these things, but they seem to make sense. But dad is the only older man I know, but you and I know that dad and I are too much alike for me to be comfortable with and he is after all my dad and I cannot do anything with my dad, no way! Vicky, there is another mature male you know, just think about it for a while and when you remember who he is come talk to me about him. When Vicky was in bed her mother looked in to say good night and Vicky said mom could it be dad’s boss Carlo? Yes, dear you are exactly right. Well mom Carlo is a lot of fun and he so nice and nice looking too. But, I so seldom see him that even if I wanted to it would not be possible. Vicky, I think i can help you in this matter, but only for you to spend some quality time with Carlo, everything else will have to be up to you. Mom, didn’t I hear you tell dad that in spite of the fact that his wife doesn’t sleep with him any more he doesn’t have any lady friends. Yes, dear I did say that, but when there is a will there is a way. I know Carlo likes you a lot! Remember your time in the pool with him last year at the company picnic? Yea, that’s right we had a good old time hugging, pushing, shoving and of course splashing each other. Vicky, I happen to know that Carlo has to go to California for some business, at Stanford University the same date you have your trip for that awesome soccer tournament in the same area of the state. your dad and I cannot go because of some of our best friends are coming to visit us that week end. Well it seems that the team mom and the coach said that a relative from each family had to travel with each player on this trip. I was going to call your aunt, but I think I can talk Carlo into being your uncle for the week end. Remember the last soccer trip? Due to the fact you girls didn’t get any sleep because you talked to each other all night, you ran out of gas and lost in the final so now the coach want each girl in her own room with only her adult family member. Vicky, I need you to be honest with me. Now tell me the truth, are you still a virgin? Mother, how could you ask me such a personal question? Yes, I know dear but it is a very important question, so tell me the truth. Well all right, I am sure you will be glad to hear that I am. I am glad Vicky, I didn’t want you to have a very unpleasant experience your first time. Well Vicky, I am going to make an appointment for you with my doctor and have him put you on the pill right away. And Vicky I will arrange it so we will have Carlo over for dinner one night and see if he need someone to man his nice, large, sail boat. He told me no one in his family wanted to sail, so he was unable to do what he loves so much, sailing. Mom, that sounds so neat. You know that I have been dying to sail on his type of boat. All that time I spent learning how to sail during that class the country club offered last summer, will help me a lot. Mom, this is interesting but I do not think i can pull this off. I don’t have enough experience. Vicky, you are very pretty and have a great body, no man will be able to resist you, but first we must buy you some clothes that will make you irresistible. The first thing we buy is some very hot, bikinis, thongs and bras. . Click on the link below to continue reading www.naijanoisemakers.com.ng/2017/03/09/first-time-vicky-part-1/ |
MY ENCOUNTER WITH A JW (Jehovah’s Witness) PART 1 (18+) . It was a bright Saturday morning….I woke up around 6am after a long day at work the previous day, as usual, I brushed, picked up my booth and jersey, called Sesan from the other flat……….”Guy, its time for field”………………. We walked down to a secondary school pitch close to our house (That’s where guys play soccer every weekend)……..There were not too much people for set that day so we ended a bit early like around after 10. I went home straight with sesan and two other guys from the field but instead of the guys to go to their house straight, they decided to chill a bit at my place. We were so tired. Four of us decided to sit outside my house and started gisting about different things, from politics to girls and football but football takes the other of the day…Our discussion was not without some chilled spirit and sprite mixture couple with some fried meat which my girlfriend prepared for me for the weekend. Suddenly, the someone opened our main gate, for my mind “oooohhhh, this people have come again”…..Sesan quickly said “Guy, abeg I dey go shower abeg”…………All the other guys started grumbling too…..i had no option than to wait as they started approaching us and I couldn’t stand up again as it will be so embarrassing to them………..”Awon oloshe wo leleyi gan”…………It was two guys and a lady that walked into my compound….the two guys carried hand bag which comes from their shoulder down the side of their thigh…..One of them was on suit fully kitted while the other put on just pant trouser, shirt and tie to match it up. The lady put on a blue shirt and black skirt with a black big bag..no make up or anything. Ordinarily, this was not the first time am seeing them coming to preach for me but I was not just in the mood that day at all……… they approached us and it was all joke here and there…they preach a bit and we sometimes change it to politics with them and talk about life generally…..Jokes do come in at interval and the lady seems to be a bit friendly likewise the guys too……what we thought will be a boring moment was actually all fun except from the fact that we were drinking and offered them part of it which they declined. They even preached to us to stop drinking as it was not a good idea and is a sin to God…”Oga, leave that even Jesus turned water to wine”……………… Before we knew it, it was almost like an hour we have been discussing, they gave us one of their pamphlet to read through and digest as they make their way out of the compound..It was during this moment one of the guy said Guy 1: “Guy, una no see dat babe bottom… see as e dey roll they go, this is bad mehn” Guy 2: Una think say I dey listen to the preaching before? Na her endowed bweast I just dey look since oooo….the babe carry no be small Me:Na God go save una…..this one na JW ooooo…..dem no dey do that kind thing oooo Guy 1: Forget that one abeg, na dem dey do am pass Guy 2: Tolu na confirm SU oooooo……………… and u no hw many times I don collect pass for her body Me: which Tolu b that? Guy 2 : The same one wey you know now….wey dey stay Anthony street.. Guy 1: Na lieu Me:Guy, $get that one, no be the same tolu wey I know…..the babe dey too saint jare and no be like you she fit fall for Guy 2: Una dey doubt me? Me: Yes now…………..who go believe you….. He brought out his phone, scroll to the picture gallery..what we saw was alarming…different pics of tolu lying down on his bed, the one they snapped together and all sort of romantic bed mood pictures..we were totally convinced that he has actually done something with Tolu and it was a great surprise to us. (That’s life, never trust any babe…………ALL BABE HAVE THEIR PASSWORD, ONCE U ARE A GOOD HACKER, U CAN DEFINITELY HACK THEIR SYSTEM, GET THEIR PASSWORD FOR FREE ACCESS). . Click on the link below to continue reading http://coolstories22.com/my-encounter-with-a-jw-jehovahs-witness-18-part-1/ |
THE FIRST DAY I TOAST A GIRL PART 1 . I wz drinking with my guy called ojoto,we re gisting abt so many things and we re laughing like mad people in the market square,soon one pretty damsel pass infront of us and i wz lost in her hot,beautiful and sexy body.i started moping at her like a morron.i wz tempted to talk to her but i dnt knw how to approach her in the first place. Ojoto notice my mood… OJOTO:hey igwe! Are u okay? ME:*i regain myself immediately* OJOTO:na dat babe wey pass us now,na im make u got lost abi na wat? ME:my guy i don dey fall for her but i no get the liver to talk to her oooo.s–t!my guy help me now.. OJOTO:wat do u want me to do? ME:code her for me. OJOTO:again! Guy i no fit do am.u don mature enough to toast babe naw..at dis ur age,u no sabi how to toast babe….shame on u! ME:u be my padi naw abeg,do am for me. OJOTO:wetin i go do na to call am for u but i wouldnt toast her for u oooo! ME:guy u want to disgrace me? U knw say i never try am for my life.as u say so,no problem,call am for me naw*ojoto left.my mind started beating like MTN transformer.i wz lost in thought abt wat to tell her.a kind of sweat dat wz guishing out of my body can be use to make tea…my blood is very hot in dat minute.all my body wz just vibrating*wat will i do if dis girl finally land here?hw will i convince her?hw wil i go abt it*my brain wz just shaking as if they are frying pop- corn on my head*gush! God plz help me ooooo……………. . Click on the link below to continue reading www.naijanoisemakers.com.ng/2016/11/10/first-day-toast-girl-part-1/ |
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