so you guys honestly didnt find these talks exciting?

what a great use of words.

DK, u well so?

Doesnt matter who posted this, fact is It did happen to someone . . .  That in itself is a JOKE.

And some one turned back and said they were respected in the banking sector!!

I couldnt believe my ears/eyes!Skye bank? what a typo!

What!!!! that excuse for a bank? If I was vindictive I'd really spoil market 4 those ppl o! they should thnk God.

Skye? even typing it leave a bad taste in my mouth!

Me too I dey vex with naija service jare!

Ok! Me I get something to talk o!!!


Skye bank's got to be the WORST WORST WOOOOORRRRSSSTTTT bank ever in the history of the world! including togo, congo etc.

My cousin and I opened an accnt with these idiot in April, returned to london shortly afterwards. We called the bank manager and the officer in charge of our accnt, asked them abt buying dollars etc.
They said no probs, we told them that we're going to buy ticket and be there on a thursday, the idiots including a whole bank manager gave us his words.

Can anyone imagine? They didnt have it when we got there, they asked us to go to their head office, na so so waka we come dey wak o! story story!!!
I'm so pissed off! and all this nonsense after person don change the pounds oh! they say make I go uy from black market!!!!!


What nonsense! where is that done? a BANK refering u 2 the black market?!? Bloody imcompetent unfortunate excuse for a bank!!!

If quitters never win and winners never quit, what goober
came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of
bald men?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little
tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers
use. Perhaps toothpicks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post
Office? What are we supposed to do ,  write to them? Why
don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so
mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what
exactly are the OTHERS here for?

STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.

No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is
winning.

As I said before, I never repeat myself!

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be
vague.

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it
didn't zigzag?

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been
anywhere.

ha ha ha


That was actually very funny!


it's usually the farthest from funny when you are IN it. Terrible terrible, terrible!

ur tongue dan start to dey scratch you again?

Talking about Mentor,

I have in different area, depends on which one you're asking after. . . care to elaborate?

gOSH! I need a vacation!

who be dis MIGET sef?

where him say make the thread dey b4?

bu ha ha!

Romade wan kpai man pikin wiv laff!

so who won?

Ben, you trying to bring world war 3 - 8 to ur door?

body dey here o jare!

who u dey talk to?

u no get old mama for that ur face me I face u compound?

@ Clem,
If my brain wasnt already in 'work' mode, I coulda bought the load of rubbish you tried to sell me.


I said Advice because then the poster will have no way around it.

ie. his response to Roma's sarcasm!

C'MON U 2! stop it!

You'll find originality is priceless!

Una no sabi read ni? or you lack understanding?

He said "pls somebody say somethinggggggggg, "

He didnt say "pls somebody ADVICE,"

I have come to know that 75% of Nigerian men tends to refer to specific body parts as a comeback.

Personally I think it reflects the level of mentality, a rather low one if I may add.

bu ha ha!!!

wetin dey make you shout DK?

razz?

by whose definition? n by 'who' I mean person not any type of animal.


somebody give that guy studure Procold!

Roma,

I'm beginning to wonder. . .

I always imagined you BIG. . . dont ask me why!

Yo yo yo!

who be this bose-miss-road AKA boss th dia?

Una never advise am who I be?

who ask you?

I see this is becoming an epidermic.

Dk AKA Oshodi goat!

Take ya time oh!