Exousiang01: You have no idea Most of you talking have no idea what auditing is. Una think say na to just look statement of account. Wont you pay the professioners to get the job done abi una think say na youth coper dey do am
Agreed!
But some body dey wey go do that job for less self. Make we no dey too depend on those over feed auditors to audit.
I know experience matters but I just hate the fact that we(nigerian) are wasteful people.
The help I did in 2017 to FMC that cost my three days? I rushed the woman who's just been hit by a kinda hit and run..and the issue of police report started. Good Samaritan me drove with my Bolt vehicle to the station and after narrating, what came out from the Police Constable was "Guilty Conscience. God works in mysterious ways."
The rhetoric hit me like a letter bomb. I stuttered to explain myself better, and was finger-signalled to meet was caricatured by another officer who asked me what happened again, in an attempt to add his own mockery as an end-remark....which he did: "Una no dey ever change this story? Pray she lives or you are in for a long ride."
I wan die that day. I explained that I was with the military (if it would make a difference) and I knew the law and all that. And why would I hit her, come to the station and deny it? Glaring to me, the first Constable who was a woman responded to my rhetorical question with a scorn again: "guiltttttttty conscienccccce ooooooo."
I gazed at her, consumed by a sense of hollowness. And then, from behind, a voice echoed: "'I was in the force, I was in the force's, so what? Make we run? So you want to threaten us or what after nearly killing someone?"
The female constable responded again: "no, he wants to beat me. Na so dem dey"
I was told to write a statement of what happened but this officer won't let me write my own narration. He'd be telling me how to write it if I wanted to be out of there quickly, what what he was dictating was implicating which I refused...and he resolved to teach me a lesson "so far na en station where I dey."
"Oga, I am the one who is trying to save a life, why do you want to implicate me? Would it have been better I left her to bleed to death? Where did I go wrong?"
I demanded to speak to my lawyer or the DPO and they laughed, mimicked scornfully and laughed harder.
Ok, both of my phone's was siezed...and my smartphone was where I had some contacts who could use their position to help me out of this...plus my CO then who was serving in that state. But this people gave me my Itel button phone. I politely requested for the smart one and they bluntly refused giving clumsy excuses.
I sat behind the counter until my black trouser wore out. And it was a Friday. One officer who's been observing for a while came to me and asked what my case was. I explained to him. I couldn't adequately express myself as tears threatened to accompany my words...but I did. After he calmed me, he asked who could corroborate my story and I told him. He told me that the officers wanted the DPO to leave so I could be in cell until Monday when they'd revisit my case. My heart was just shattering anyhow. I told him I needed to speak to the DPO, then my smartphone to call my people, plus the hospital.
They (without this new good officer) took me to the DPO and the black devil trying to implicate me before started speaking for me, rephrasing my speech but instead of adding sugar, they added salt to the injury making it look like I wanted to outsmart them. I requested to speak for myself and the officer who brought me in told me to shut up.
If I hadn't given the Nurse in charge of the accident victim my number, e for don bi for me o.
The DPO told the officer to let me talk. I narrated everything again, and didn't leave any stone unturned, even the few pebbles about trying to implicate me. She asked for the hospital to be called. And I gave the number.
At that moment, they couldn't reach the doctor. But the accident victim's family were present in the hospital. The DPO told them to take me to the hospital. When we were out of her office, this officer insisted he'd cuff me before I am allowed to enter their vehicle...of course which I refused. I SERVED NIGERIA TOO AND WONT BE TREATED LIKE A CRIMINAL! And that by law, it was false imprisonment, and against my human rights. At this moment, swears, I was ready for resistance. I spoke loudly that I am not a criminal and won't be subjected lesser as a toutish one. I also told him to his face that after I am exonerated, I will make sure he pays for all these (and he thought I was joking).
Amidst all the back-and-forth, the hospital reached out to the DPO and she promptly called us back to her office. The woman victim was conscious and verified that I did not harm her. She mentioned that everyone else abandoned her while she was bleeding, and I was the only one who came to her aid. It was being broadcasted for everyone to hear. She expressed her dissatisfaction with the way I was treated and questioned the reason behind my arrest.
The DPO, in my presence, ordered I should be released unconditionally and apologized.
But can an apology heal the trauma?
Could you believe after the DPO left, this godforsaken demon asked me to pay bail or he'd keep me in cell till tomorrow. Omo, I screamed "over my dead body" subconsciously and audibly. And he was like "hand go touch you soon no worry."
Anyways I left after deliberate delay tactics of about two hours. I could not go back to the hospital because the whole event made me fall very sick. But the accident victim lady visited after recovery. She's visited a sick me because my mental health was affected. I couldn't even meet my weekly sums from the Bolt. Two days after the whole event, I tried to drive and my eyes was still seeing rotating images so I had to hug pillows again until I felt much better.
About that officer, story for another day.
But you see me now?
I refuse to be from Samaria anymore. It nearly cost my life.
Dem make doing good look like doing evil. You can't be a good samaritan in nigeria, otherwise the so called police who is suppose to be your friend would quickly become your very worst enemy.
Racoon: Kindly go to TheCable website the publisher the news piece and stop disturbing my peace. Meanwhile see the set of people the AGF is talking about here
And we expect this kind of people to lead us well, they are all rogues.
Please I need some advice, I am in a stage in my life that I want to act out on my desires. It is starting to affect my work, does anyone have any suggestions on how to control sexual desires. I await your response.
cutecommend: When pastor adebisi was posted to ibadan to serve in a church branch, it was a strong debate with his wife, but she finally succumbed and decided to relocate with him. They were previously staying in olusesi Street in sagamu of ogun state. The new Branch at ibadan was a complete branch with full instrumentals, large crowd, rich people and so on. To accompany this was a tall and cute Keyboardist who was also a gym instructor. He name is olufemi fayose from Ijebu ode. Because pastor adebisi was not yet conversant with ibadan, he needed assistance, and the keyboardist was assigned to take all responsibilities concerning pastor adebisi. Things went well as the keyboardist visited 3 times every week; whether pastor is around or not. Sometimes when he came to pastor adebisi's house, he met the wife praying so loud and high, and he focuses on what he came for; which includes laundry and specific errands. This continued for four months until the pastor's wife named Felicia began having more conversations with olufemi. He was a jovial person and had lovely gists about ibadan; which made the pastor's wife often excited and humorous. One faithful day, Pastor Adebisi travelled for ministers conference in Houston, and it was a two week program. During that period, olufemi visited more and more as his conversation with felicia grew deeper. Mind you, Felicia saw it as a harmless thing, but olufemi started nursing negative stuff because Felicia was often home alone with night gown.
A faithful morning, olufemi came to the house for laundry and Felicia called him to assist as there was issue with the bed stand in the bedroom. While he assisted to fix, he kept on gisting, and suddenly, the tone of the gist kept on becoming low and tender. Felicia kept telling him of her challenges and how he appreciated his concern and company. These were all in low tone in the bedroom. Hands touched hands, and they hugged and had full sex. Felicia couldn't believe when she was done with the sex. She regretted, cried and prayed to God. She cried till she had no strength. By then Olufemi had gone, feeling so bad too. In summary, Pastor Adebisi came back, Felicia confessed. The sex led to pregnancy. It took Pastor Adebisi two years to heal even after much plea by church elders. He finally forgave her and named the child Adebisi Junior. Olufemi had gone to Australia to continue life. Lesson: Avoid sexual temptations at all cost. It could cause large problems. #fiction.
Na script abi? May God no let us see temptation of job.
In a recent podcast clip shared on her Instagram, Efia listed two key red flags.
She stated that she cannot tolerate a partner who can’t sustain intimacy for over an hour and a 30-year-old man still living with his parents.
According to the actress, she values independence and personal space.
She also added that in the past she used to be naïve enough to accept men who don’t own a car, but now, men who do not own a car are also red flags to her.
IntelChief: People say it is easier to start a relationship than to end it. I think the saying is true for my friend at the moment. Dude is fed up with his dramatic gf but haven't gotten himself ready enough to end it.
Any advice for him? Cos I have exhausted all the advice I've got on him to no avail.
SyrusdeHansome: Maybe God is using APC government to punish most of u that chose to be unfortunate.
E don clear now.
Me I join the people that wanted Jonathan out, but apc really brainwash us into believing that Jonathan was the problem. My eyes opened in 2019, and I felt very sad about my 2015 choice.
Curses be on those who deceived and manipulate people to believe a lie. It shall never be well with wicked and their cohorts
[quote author=historic post=131857066][/quote]Owambe tribe of ronu people. Opportunist and extortionism craft, that is why the state is plague with area boys.
GoodLife4live: Olodo....Naa state get market ...no federal. Government....Weyting concern federal government for Lagos property ?
All market belong to local government and the traditional ruler of the community...
Go home and sell your market if you not comfortable
You re the olodo number one of Nigeria. Even lagos state doesn't have law that support iya oloja extortionist power. Why must iya oloja perform the right of local authority, is iya oloja now the chairman of onigbongbon local council? So tell me if you re not olodo, which law in lagos empowers or provided for the seat of iya oloja in lagos?
YesDaddyTill203: The problem with shallow thinking people like you is that you always generalize and always group people into one category. You assume that everyone is omo onlie and broke looking for money like you. The first time I bought a land and built a house in Lagos, you were probably not born yet. I have 2 houses in Lagosband one in my home town which is where your people are running to now. I currently have 300 acres of land close to the proposed airport from my family lineage. It would have been better for me and my family if more and more people are running to that area to buy our land. But guess what? I have decided that I will not sell one plot of land to anyone right now and especially not to people like you. We are not Billionaires but we are not some broke omo onlie that have to sell land to live a good life. We are blessed and we don't need all of you running to Lagos. Kindly pack your shit and get thr fvck out. We need fresh air, not some low IQ IPOB retards that are just polluting th are with their stupidity and shallowness. Don't let the door hit you on your way out.
Bye Felicia.
Learned, but you re disappointment. Your re shallow in all ramifications of being a human.
And don't ever call your self a man, because you talk like those crack smokers whose intelligence have evaporated with every puff of smoke.
Good, you have 300 acres. Are you going to stay on the entire acres? Pray lagos state don't grab the land from under government ownership law of land.
MadPolitician: That iyalaoshi nonsense is not known to the constitution of the federal republic of Nigeria. The lady in question is an interloper that should be immediately arrested and prosecuted for extortion and grand theft. Imprisonment should follow as quickly as possible, since she has constituted herself into a grand menace to the society for a long time. I just can not understand how the so called financial capital of the country will be allowed to descend so low as to tolerate this sort of infamy. How a person not recognised by the constitution as a functionary of the state, will be going around collecting taxes that go directly to her personal purse is mind boggling.
Nigeria runs on a well documented constitution. Warts and all, that paper called the constitution dictates every constitutionally accepted position in the country. Again, the federal laws supersedes any petty local laws. I will repeat for emphasis; the federal laws supersedes any petty discriminatory edicts from the states. If some prehistoric tribal mutants want to enforce traditional edicts alien to the constitution just to satisfy their village ego, they should be told what to do; get yourself a brand new Republic and make the strange looking daughter of your tribal god the leader of all markets there. Your kettle of fish. But as long as Nigeria subsists, this galurous ladys corrupt intentions will always be challenged.
Mccullum: A resident or traders in the market ought to respect culture and tradition of its community.
Very simple and understandable for peaceful minded ones.
The culture of impunity and forceful taxation by threat, right?
It reminds of the 90s when armed robbers would write a letter to a community of their impending visitation. The culture then is wilfully hand over your hard earned money and house hold good if you want to live long or run away to another city, that was the culture.
Can you tell me which constitution of Nigeria empowers iya oloja do levy market?
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