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Registered 02 corolla.(reg October 2018)
Lagos cleared with customs papers.
Fabric interior
Auto drive
Chilling ac
Nothing to fix.

Location Ikeja.
Call: 08091889933

frankatunde:
am also actually looking fr a z3 to buy..cheap one or scrap..any one having it should pls send pics 08053577314 or call me

Where are you located and which parts are you interested in?

busky101:
What's your location?

Lagos state.

Still available.

Hi guys, i am in the market for a 1996 -1999 BMW Z3 Roadstar (scrap preferably). I am actually buying for parts to rebuild mine. Parts needed include

Head lights

Door mats

Front grill

Spit clock

Dash board / Center console / arm rest.

Call,text,whats app me. 08091889933.

thanks.

SA.

Still available.

Still available.

Cosplay:
Hello Middleman number ***** lost count there

First,

2 weeks?

2 weeks of planning and plotting your comeback? And this is all you came up with? Really?



You're most certainly not a smart fellow. At all.

This just reinforces the earlier conclusion that you're a middleman, and a terrible one at that.

2 weeks wasted . You should have searched for a way to salvage your totally derailed adverts, that would have been a far more judicious use of your subpar intellectual ability, and who knows, maybe even your time.

My earnest suggestion:

Disappear for the next 2 weeks.

Only this time turn your limited mental capacity to other more relevant pursuits.

* I bet some other wiser middleman has sold this vehicle. Check with the importer and owner.

What type of skin do you have? You are comfortable being cursed at every hour, poor and chatting all day on your phone? You need deliverance. With what you think you know, i was expecting you set up a website, check all cars personally before approval just so people can be sure of what they are buying not trying to outshine/dominate Seun's. Again, another year gone, another year wasted. Still shocked you don't own a car. So you cant afford to buy these salvaged cars, what then can you afford? "Serious question" your next post should have the answer.

Cosplay:
Hello Middleman number ***** lost count there

First,

2 weeks?

2 weeks of planning and plotting your comeback? And this is all you came up with? Really?



You're most certainly not a smart fellow. At all.

This just reinforces the earlier conclusion that you're a middleman, and a terrible one at that.

2 weeks wasted . You should have searched for a way to salvage your totally derailed adverts, that would have been a far more judicious use of your subpar intellectual ability, and who knows, maybe even your time.

My earnest suggestion:

Disappear for the next 2 weeks.

Only this time turn your limited mental capacity to other more relevant pursuits.

* I bet some other wiser middleman has sold this vehicle. Check with the importer and owner.

LOL. Call my number to check if its still available. I have a job for you. Trying to buy a car and need the VIN checked.

Here goes 12345COSPLAYASSWIPE. Apparently its accidented, case of flood (brain box) and totally useless. I just want it for keeps.

Cosplay:
Coming from a two bit crook with half an imagination, that's unsurprising.

I'll be right here. As you've decided to go down this path, I'm more than happy to do so with you

Why did you remove the photo of the VIN sticker?

You probably thought that would save you.

Newsflash: I did not, and do not need you to provide the VIN. If it's necessary or required, best believe that the VIN will be found and the history will be made available right on this or any other thread.

Wow, I have been gone for weeks and you still haven't submitted your assignment. Well I am not here to trade words with you cos I think you should be bothered about your finances at this point. Its less than 3 weeks to the end of the year and I am sure u are nowhere close to your target (if you have any). You come online, hide behind an Email and Alias ( sure your costume is that of a clown LOL) so trying to engage with you is a total waste of time. Keep poking your nose in other peoples businesses and you might just watch this year run out on you like the last 3 years of your life. Another year gone, no real friends, no car, no future.The fact you can't afford a car and think everyone is a Middleman just shows how shallow your thinking and finances are. Knowledge isn't just knowing it, its applying it properly. I am way more than you are right now. Start by being a middleman, just then you might get to own a registered car. Even those you are trying desperately to help are buying/driving their own cars. Your parents must be pained by your actions, gave you an education only to become an online clown!!! (iru omo wo wa leleyi) These quotes will help you. While you read, focus on the message and not the messenger.


"There's no good way to waste your time. Wasting time is just wasting time. ( We are selling cars irrespective of your display of stupidity )

"A year from now you will wish you had started today. ( Having sense )

"Wasting time Is robbing oneself. ( Wasted time/resources )

SA

SA

Available.

Cosplay:
As you go to bed over there, it will slowly dawn on you that both adverts have been totally derailed at your behest.

We were merely the catalysts for your self inflicted demise.

I am going to bed now. Make sure you stay awake searching for pics demanded. Will not accept an epistle as an excuse. Just the photos. Keep up the good work. By the way, the cars are also advertised on jiji and olx. Make sure you stop by to drop a comment.

[quote author=Cosplay post=73361007]As you go to bed over there, it will slowly dawn on you that both adverts have been totally derailed at your behest.

We were merely the catalysts for your self inflicted demise.[/quot

LOL. Have you seen my other posts? You aren't moving at the pace expected. Prove it by showing the world the car before it came. #superiorargument

Cosplay:
You're not the first middleman to travel down this ignominious path, and you won't be the last.

I don't own a vehicle, certainly couldn't afford one, I also don't have a job, which is why I have a lot of time for crooks like you.

A lot of time.

A smart seller middleman would focus on advertising vehicles in an honest fashion, but your type is not uncommon, you are not unique in any way.

I predict that you will keep updating this thread with "available" and "clean car" for weeks, then one day you'll get a call from the actual owner telling you the vehicle was sold courtesy of a more serious seller.

Of course you'll get no commission or anything to show for your middleman activities.

Your next move would be to return to this sorry excuse for an advert to type:

SOLD! TO GOD BE THE GLORY

And then go to bed hungry that night, like the night before it, and the night after it.

And so goes the life of a mediocre dishonest middleman.

Just mark the register and carry on.

Unbelievable!!! You know this much and don't own a car? How does that better your situation? SMH. Well this is d weakest medium to try and make you see the light. Continue on this hopeless journey of busybody. If it pays the bills, Sky is the limit my friend.

Cosplay:
Dimwitted, sorry excuse for a middleman.

Go on, spout some more excuses and irrelevant drivel.

Superior argument will at the end of the day win. I see you going around not minding your business. Your views/comments are immaterial /irrelevant. You can't be that successful and be on here butting into others businesses. Use the little you know to better your situation. Why aren't you in govt tryin to make Nigeria great? Enjoy the rest of your day.

Cosplay:
Like I mentioned on the other advert, you're a dishonest individual and anyone who transacts with you does so at their own significant risk.

Like I always say. Get a life. I was expecting a picture of the car before it came. Be quick to post the pic like you did with the Lexus.

Cosplay:
All lies, predictably.

You should have asked for the VIN. LOL. You really have time. In the Lexus post, was ACCIDENT FREE stated there? Get a life.

Cosplay:
Your ignorance is only compounded by your sheer belligerence and the appalling dishonesty you've clearly exhibited.

Any member of this forum is entitled to post on any thread, the only exceptions are perhaps in the Diaries and the Islamic sections.

It may be your advert, but it's not your forum and you have very few rights regarding who posts on any thread.

Armed robbery is also "not new". Why don't you pick up an AR and go on a spree?

Dunce.

WOW. i can see you have time. Firstly, i am not an Armed Robber and have no intentions of being one. Secondly, do you get paid for these services (busy body) or just do it for fame? If truly you have what you do or what engages you, my issues will not be priority to you. I see no reason to call you names, there is definitely a job out there for you. NL is full of characters, one has to learn to manage them.

Cosplay:
We'll be minding "ur biz" very closely.

What can you say about the minimum wage? Get a life.

Cosplay:
Anyone who contacts this self acclaimed seller of "slightly accidented" vehicles on the strength of his posts here does so at his/her own risk.

Dude, i am not one of those that you go up on. If in fact you own a car, its sure has to be accidented or very high on mileage. Like i said, keep minding my biz while i make money. I am sure there are other things that need your attention, leave them and focus on me. By the way, i have a long list of cars i might want to know their history.

[quote author=staneless post=73352664][/quote]Bros no be new thing na. Why this one come go viral?

Gboyeboy:
Why are so pained that I pasted a picture of your car that you left out intentionally? Stay the fücq off my mention till you got something tangible to say.

Dude, u came on my ad so you are the one that should stay off my mention. Firstly you should learn to mind your business (first rule of success) 2ndly, who appointed you Defender of the Universe (Voltron)? Carry this your talent to the National Assembly, its here you know how to follow matters that don't concern you. Be here monitoring me and wasting your time while i am selling my slightly accidented cars. Is mileage dropping anything new? tshew (oniranu)

Cosplay:
Before

https://cs.copart.com/v1/AUTH_svc.pdoc00001/PIX133/6fe0355d-159f-4c09-acc4-a1864249fb40.JPG

After

www.nairaland.com/attachments/8213857_5_jpegddf9c9a45551e218c4018d5c53e9f6bb

clap for yourself. Please do you have a copy of Buhari and Obj's birth cert? If truly you know what all you think you know, you shouldn't be where you are today. Apply this knowledge to better your present situation and not be involved in other peoples business.

Crisp

Clean.

Still available.

Available.

Available.