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EMEKUSBOY9:
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bad boy

I loyal to ur mission

Iamicekid:
It ain’t high tho, when converted to Naira it like 25k to 30k a month for a self contain and we pay like 250k to 300k here for one year, so do the calculation it’s still the same total price if put together in a year..

U forget the agreement fee of 200,000cfa bro ... ... that's around #130k .... apart from my house rent of 30kcfa about #20k ... e say wetin ...

20x12=240 + 130=370 .... for SC

adubam:
Thanks for the update. These figures are very high even in naira equivalent PER MONTH for face me I face you.

He said studio one bedroom with private toilet na ... which one be Face me I face u again

EMEKUSBOY9:
Good day guys..., like i promise to get some real fact on some question raised on houses and place to stay. i had made some few contact with my friend before today and also talk to him today to be sure of what he told me.

Firstly, you most know that the figures are in cefa and not naira, and by that, naira currency is above cefa ( not much gap although).

So let start with housing....

STUDIO ONE BEDROOM - 30-35,000 cefa every month. If u want to start... Some can take 200,000 cefa as (agreement fee) and every month u will be paying 30,000 cefa.

Also if you want the ones of 15 to 20,000cefa because it has (public toilet) hustler choice . . .... You can also get the ones of 25,000 cefa studio apartment that is good alone and with private toilet not public. But if u want a room & parlor then is 50-60,000 , some can collect 4 or 5 months cusion from you, and also take 250,000 from for agreement.

Also they are another STUDIO APARTMENT for 40,000cefa that is called " AMERICA STUDIO" that is big. So it all depend on how much u bring into the country for house . and again if u want places that is cheap in Abidjan that u can be paying like 30,000cefa or 35000cefa, but places like " Berger, des wit and a place called panama, dat is cheap! u have to be calculating ur transport from work to house( please not sure of those spellings is been long ooo) does places like the places i listed u can get a Room and Parlor for 35 to 40,000kcefa that is good with well furnished with ties.

For the BUSINESS - it depend on the business you are coming to do, but if you are coming from Nigeria is better to know the business you are coming with that u can sale & get ur money or if u are coming to do business in ivory coast you can come then look for business, and it's depend on your finance u have at hand.......

So guys, i believe i had done justice to some questions....

@deb07, give me time to answer the rest of ur questions.

See you guys later for another update.



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In short Cheapest Self contain is sha #200k per annum .... Which is not a bad business ... if u want more you can get more....

So because I want to rent a house I have to pay 200,000CFA as agreement fee ... shey dey will refund me my 200kcfa if I wan pack comot abi e don go be that ....

Agreement fee too cost ooo ... here na 10% of ya per annum and we still dey give dem 3% sef or dash dem recharge card money .... e cost ooo !!

EMEKUSBOY9:
Thank you brother, am not surprised because even "Jesus Christ " was criticized and hated.... So am not surprised because some
human beings are not satisfied.

Like i said from page one this is just " my Sweet memories" and not comparing ivory coast with anywhere in the world.

And i will be updating very soon for other people to be encouraged.

CONCLUSION - may be the guy want me to lie about my story

Thanks for not minding those good for nothing bunch of failures.... Na so dem dey fail for exam .... The would read about Abuja , put Lagos for answer

Fire on jare .... !

Liftmaster:
Congratulations on being the first to "Bell the Cat". I know I will be attacked, like you were, for stating a contrary opinion to what exists in the echo chamber, but the truth is that the "Emperor has no Clothes"! It takes a certain amount of skill to present a lot of words but actually say nothing . OP should not take this as negative criticism but a challenge to present useful information, facts, details, even pictures! A few people on here have presented more information in one fleeting post than the OP has done in 11 pages. Now excuse me while I don my fire retardant suit as the flaming begins.

You guys are just piece of nothing .... This dude is sharing his experience as far as Ivory coast is concerned.... His experience, his own experience .... His hustles, his agenda, his encounters , his interest ...

This is not a thread about Abidjan , this is his own memories .... Why can't you guys just use una brain for a secs... Jumping from thread to thread blowing stewpid grammars without making one single iota of sense ....

Look at the thread topic and tell me how sensible you are .... Someone cannot share his experience in peace again ....

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edwonderz:
Thanks, Mekus for sharing your Iv.

My second Ivory Coast experience was surreal. I thought I had fun during the first visit but it was nothing compared to the second visit. This time I had the opportunity to tour other regions; from Abidjan to Man - Zoukougbeu - Bonon - Yakro - Bouaké - Katiola - Ferké - (back to) Bouaké - Sakassu - Yamoussoukro - Dimbokro - Bonguanu - Daoukro - Adzopé - and finished in Abidjan

Pls how much does the adventure cost you? ... The first tour !

Amarisco:
Fall down for where? japa! WE DE SHINE EYE NOW ;

As far as Nigerian ladies wait for guys to proof themselves and show their worth ... You will always get played by falling for Lamba ..

Which eye you dey shine ... You never meet boys ... Dem go run mouth for you , you go sleep scatter legs everywhere

aminu114:
the worst part of it is that even if you survive those hardships along the way when u get there they will still call u a monkey

Na wetin journey through Desert before

Starberg:
I don't think you read her expression. When she asked him that if she gets pregnant what would he do? Those lines of yours are medicine after death. And they are even not catchy.


You have to be smart playing along those girls, they are miserable that just want to break hearts or using guys to catch fun.


No non-virgin girl you throw mine lines at that will not fall, except if she is S.U. But the main rule is let her be the one bringing up the issue of sex.

My lines ain't catchy .... Yeeee Fantabulous.... Oooinnnn , You are not doing well .... My lines can catch any freaky freaky from Ashewo to even SU .. Introvert , extrovert or emotional wrecked woman .....

Omo K'omo !!

emusmithyy:
I know and I'm not against it.

But you could have taste and not belittle others. If taste has to be echoed, it's farce, it's fake, it's audio. Girls with taste don't make noise about it or belittle guys who came to them.

Honestly, I don't wanna drag this topic. That's my point the whole time. Bless you brother.

Maximum respect sir. I'm sorry for my outburst ... I thought I should defend the Damsel

saturnjay:
Go repent

I posted since yesterday Night now ... my network disappeared ni

Futurejoy:
Lol....Girls don’t have chicken brain. I grew up in the midst of guys and reverse psychology or not, I would not have fall cos I wasn’t determined to fall for it or him. The time wasn’t even there

I never meant girls have chicken brain but the issue is that most Nigerian girls always sit down and expect a guy to prove his worthiness as if he wants to be gainfully employed ....

A player would hide under those expectations and inflict maximum emotional damages in the longrun once he Marked the Register and see it all .......

That is why I said he could still aced your questions and still misbehave in the longrun...

Futurejoy:
You got the fact that I needed someone to share emotions with then . I asked him those questions cos I noticed somethings about him , I I just wanted to confirm if he was reasonable. There is no need for so much words, I believe he has learnt his lessons and has developed himself to be better because I am doing same. We keep learning right

Yeah we keep learning ... The emotional part was very obvious .... Hope u are Ok now

Mine was 2013 when me and my ex visited Mr Biggs ... Our regular eatery.... After eating she entered the convenience... like 3mins after ... she beckoned on me to come and see something ... I tot she saw snake or something , I bounced inside .... she dragged me inside the female convenience and asked me to Bleep her there .... We kissed , smooched and did those romance but I didn't agree to sex in a eatery toilet.... she be Hajia and also, I don't want those staffs to embarrass us .... Imagine a me being ridiculed cuz I'm fucking in a toilet. I took her home not far ... We commenced business ....

TBC In d evening as I dey Fast

TLrboss:
I was giving my girl head the other day, she really enjoys that shit. So I turned her over doggy style and planted my tongue on her vjay from behind. You know at such position my nose will naturally rest on her shit hole(anus). So when the going became extremely sweet, and my nose was just on top of her anus, the next thing I heard, felt, smelt was a very nasty mess that circulated throughout my body and my brain through my nose. Jeez!

.... ThanGod u survived !!

emusmithyy:
"Terming your standards as pride shows I'm ignorant?"

I don't have to know you BUT this is social media and everyone parades what they're not, especially.

If you are that beautiful, hygienic & know what you want, you'll be proud enough (like you did when using that poor guy to shine) to display some of your pictures or dropping your Social Media handle. Otherwise, humble yourself and quit forming woke!

And please, using "because" instead of "cos" won't kill you. Jeez!

You have issues dude ... I been observing you from that Near death experience thread ... You were challenging everybody's post without sharing any experience ....

Now what is the craziest thing you partner asked you to do ?

U too like attacking people ... check it dude

emusmithyy:
Not your speck.
He's uncool.
Hygiene issues.

Wow, just for one person?

I hope you're sooooo beautiful and hygienic because I see pride all over your writeup. Lots of low-budget girls forming posh in our streets.

That's not pride Dude .... That's taste

Amarisco:
Woman no go talk because d kin tin we de experience dey serious. No be these 50 shades of GREEN and blue movie scripts.

Him first go guilt trip and emotionally manipulate you. Before u fit comot the trance use better HQ, the rest na history.

big girl ... U go sha fall noni ... insyd life !!

Acedave1:
away matches is the sweetest of all, I got one ex like that too, her mum is a principal and dad is a lawyer.

whenever they left for work she'll call me and we start our lecture till her parent will come back, I almost get caught one day but God save me.I hide in her wardrobe till midnight when her parent slept she brought her dinner for me and I still fvck her that night

Things dey happen in this life sha

Omo k' omo Stopeeeettt Oinnnn !

Theevilone:
Na today u know naija guys even some wey never bleep b4 dey claim say they experienced smelly vjay and secondly vjay has it particular smell which is not sexy.

Niggars will have early morning bleep and expect the vjay to smell sexy is not possible.

My point our guys exajurate things about girls a lot.

Na u no sabi anything !

kaymicxy:
There was this girl I was dating in secondary school, and I use to help them wash their water tank just to be closer to their family..
Av tried several times to bleep this girl but she had always been reluctant, untill one day she agreed but the problem is where to do it.
Then suddenly, I remembered that there was this old reservoir tank they were no longer using so I persuaded her to climb it that I will join her in the next 10 mins, so as to keep watch. She did then i joined her.
But unfortunately, while we were busy enjoying ourselves, we did know that someone actually saw us and removed the ladder we used to climb..
Till today I can't forget the shame and embarrassment we faced that day...

Now this is the worst case scenario

Futurejoy:
If you know me in person then you will understand that trying to impress me repulses me. I understood that tactics and I had certain principles that guard my actions back in school. Unless I was drugged, I wouldn’t do certain thing and that’s why my activities back then in school was triangular. Hostel, church , class and cafeteria. I barely went to visit my female friends outside school...I think I went 4 times throughout university. Sometimes things happen to us because we put ourselves in the position for it to happen.

Babe, no matter what ... You are a woman .... All the questions you asked that dude was very weak and if he is an OG , You will get played easily.

Even me online self knew the reason why you gave him that little chance was because you needed someone to share emotions with and He failed to meet that standard ... So no need going further !

Starberg:
That's far from the truth... The reason why you declined was because of his response.

If he had said " baby common, you can never get pregnant. If I never had clue, I would have impregnated all my exes. Besides, if we should have sex, I've read many articles online on ways to prevent pregnancy" Then you will be more interested to know what he had read. If he is a smart guy, he will put in more puzzle state till he get down with you.

Your line won't still work ... She doesn't wanna hear anything sex , Pregnancy nor drop out .... She wanted a friend or a shoulder

Check this line :
"Babe I'm sorry bout the other night, I was carried away by the flesh and messed by ur beauty ... I didn't know when I blurted the sex nonsense ....I promise to hold you in higher esteem going forward" ...

The above line will relock her brain ... Then you add an Opening to d lock which is a key to sex channel : ...

"Seriously though, Your beauty really carried me away and I lost my sense of reasoning for a second .... we gonna be very serious and studious and be the best to each other .... at that point , hold her hands and kiss her forehead...

At this point put up good body language and firmness of expressions because she will scan for the truthfulness of words of your mouth .... Your body , gestures or face can give you up ...

So Firm Up

Girls like that could have some fvcks in the head or a Goal getter .... you don't rush them

Shikom ... you have the key to your padlock

Futurejoy:
I cracked my head to think of any and I actually got to remember one. I was in 200L second semester and my ex broke up with me, there was a guy in my class that used to look at me in a lovely manner and I never gave him audience each time he tried speaking to me. Last , last I gave him the audience few months after my break up. We got dating for like a week and this my colleague started asking me to visit him at his cousin’s. He claimed her house was very comfortable and spacious plus she was out of town. In my mind I was like “how dumb can this guy be “ ....well , I told him No cos I truly didn’t like to visit guys in secluded places but I told him we could hang out that evening on campus. I took him to go and eat and after that we sat down close to the school chapel and we were talking. I started feeling cold and my voice was shaky, the next thing he said was “if you are Hot I can keep you warm”. I was like how? He said we could go to a corner and do it......I was dumbfounded and angry. I told him to escort me to my hostel that I want to go make a hot tea and he did . We don’t allow male visitors into my school hostel.
Later that night, he called me during the night call and we spoke. I wanted to know how sensible and decent he can be cos I cannot date who I can’t marry (all these while he agreed to my 1 month dating probation). I asked him that if I had agreed to have sex with him and I got pregnant what will we do about it, I made it clear that I don’t support abortion. He said we will keep it. I was like but we are both students and incapable of raising a child and he said he will tell his mum, that he is even the only child and his mum would be happy to take me in

I said ok, so how about our academics? He said we will drop out of our school and rewrite Jamb and start in another place and his single mum will support us. I was pained and disappointed in myself for even giving him the chance to ask me out. To cut the story short, the next day in class I called him aside and I told him that we can’t date and I am sorry if I gave him green lights. Baba kept begging me till year 5 and my friends didn’t stop yabbing me about dating him cos they thought we were actually dating and the guy was clingy and my reply till today is that I was”hypnotized “
Sorry for the long read.

Futurejoy , Hmmmm .... Women sha ... see Jamb Questions ... if the guy is a player now e for use reverse psychology for you and u go fall yakata.... That dropping out killed the vibe !!

zedegit:
There was this girl I dated in 2006. I can call her weird because everything about her: from her dressing (black) to the way she roved her eyes at me, down to her sleeping habit was weird.


There was a time we were trying to make love, all of a sudden, like one possessed she said I should lie down, I did then she climbed up my face.
What I heard next was "Poo!"
Girl messed o. The stench turned my mouth sour and I lost erection immediately.

For a week, the stench persisted in my room. I had to crash with a friend.
That was the end of whatever we had. I cannot come and kill myself.

Oba wierd... this is crazy mehn .... A resounding slap woulda set her straight mehn .

messenger4891:
sincerely speaking i once had a girl like that......once she is atop,she will ask me to grip her neck very tight and it will be like i was holding a rock ,the veins and arteries will protrude and very strong and her scream is deep like a woman given birth.she will climax severally......do you know the funniest thing... if i mistakenly touch that her neck when sex is not involved she will scream that it is paining her....this is someone i choke during sex oh.

People with mental or psychological issues usually love pain during sex and most times they are numb to that pain ... it promote the brain ecstasy!!

Exmilitant:
When i finally slide into her, this girl began bleating like a goat i don't know how long and loud she bleated but when i looked up, my mother, aunty, sister, and two neighbours where standing right by the bed and staring.... I shall never forget that day 8th january 2003...

to curse u dey hungry me ... I laugh like mad man !!