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FrankGiel:
Can I see a picture of ur family members.. I want to check something

Family of chiwawas...

Geezeem:
Shayo master e don do!

Threebear:
We failed Maria.

Ok!

Threebear:
My baby Maria

Threebear you didn't see this result?

Sweetpink:
But none of them fingered her like pere did to Maria.

Boma and Cross obviously did....

We watched! Keep telling yourself that, you might start believing it too...

We don't know the actual body count Sha.

Richardonald:
Results...

Cross

Pere
Maria
Queen
Sammie
Jmk

Full results
Screenshot this and quote me after today eviction..

Bookmarked!

thatigboman1:
Maria is as hot as fire.
And that's why I stan Maria. And restan and Pakistan and Afghanistan and Uzbekistan. Everything for Maria.

Yes!!

She's so beautiful...

Ujay01:
Maria's goals: to be among the top 5 and win as much task as possible

Awww!

funpowder:
From the sounds of your posts neither have you.

I thought you were just trolling but it sounds like probably never even entered an airport before.

Maybe you are obsessed with whitemoney's supposed poverty status because you can relate with it the most

I just feel for him as someone who has been rejected and failed in every area of his life...

Like you can imagine how entering an "Aloplane" is a huge achievement for him..

Eyah!!!!.....

funpowder:
One man's holiday trip na Malaria's night shift

Who be the man?

Obviously not whitemonkey wey never see "Aloplane" before...

Asgard73:
Maria body count Na like 6000k... person wey say tirisum Na her favorite..

She dey post pilot after she don correct and touch prick ..

Pocessed multipersonal disorder human... confused being

You sound confused!

I know sey na Maria cause am.

You need to lick her cum to be satisfied and normal...

OffsahBoye:
Air hostess is in no way better than a conductor


Nobody can convince me otherwise,just that they're lucky enough to be on a flying bird


God forbid I choose an Aeroplane conductor as a fave

So many people will kill to be an Air hostess!

Not only are they well paid, you are entitled to alot of things....

Now you get to fly all the classes of an Aeroplane without thinking about it..

What some people like whitemonkey has been dreaming of all his life...

ethicallyright:
She'll only visit Dubai for tourism after the show.

Her fans will contribute the Prize money for her first of all.

Endorsements will be coming to her from the left and the right.

She'll be a hot cake for Banana Island Real Estate firms because of her experience in the industry.

She'll be shooting commercial videos every week because of her market value.

Maria will go to Dubai to spend the money she earns in Nigeria or relax from making too much money

White failure will achieve his long life dream too. He'll enter an Aeroplane after many years of waiting, don't worry.

But remember, Maria was already flying across continents when White Failure was failing as an Ojuelegba hoodlum living under a bridge

You are funny!!!

Well, Thank God for BBN, whitemonkey can now achieve his bucket list before he dies....

OffsahBoye:
You accept your role model is an Aeroplane conductor

She has nothing going on for her except being on aeroplane
The few places she snapped were layover and it was being funded by Emirates

If that's what you call it...

Aeroplane is her second home.

It is the place your local fowl wishes to visit before he dies...

That's like his tourist site.... Hahahaha

Onyi99:
Hahahaha
E pain you sha

You said she breathes and sleeps in the plane and no never argued with you about that but we also try to let you know that was a privilege of been an air hostess but you insist that she lives there

And someone asked you to show us a picture of her in a plane without her emirate uniform!!

E no go better for who do you this kind thing this season

I wonder in this 21st centur y flying in an aeroplane is now a bragging rights like how biko

If you work in an oil company, would you say it is a privileged to have access to crude oil?

For fvck sakes you are dealing with oil on the daily...
It is not a privileged but your life till you leave there. It's no big deal to you..

Can't be compared to those who are wishing and inspiring to work or visit an oil company...

Now Maria worked in an Aeroplane virtually everyday of her life. An aeroplane was like a second home to her because that's where she spends most of the hours of her day. it's no big deal to her.

You have this village man who hasn't flown an aeroplane before. He hasn't even been to an airport before.. What do you think will be going through his mind when he sees an aeroplane fly over his Head?

Obviously it would be a bucket list to enter one one day.
Now that's the difference between Maria and whitepig....

Aeroplane is nothing to Maria, but is Whitemonkey's lifelong ambition....

Do you get?

OffsahBoye:
Maria at work be like Gbabi ma gba ibeyen
Sir can I get you a glass of water
Sir are you comfortable over there
I'm sorry you can't put on your cellular
In case of emergency this is what you'd do
Our toilet is over there sir,
Thank you for flying with us


Na him be person role model
Tueh

Yeah, that's the job of a flight attendant..

She worked in an aeroplane.

An aeroplane!!!!!

A place that has become like a sanctuary for your whiteclown.

His dying wish before he departs this earth...

Choi!

This life na pot of beans!!!!

funpowder:
People with good reading comprehension that followed my posts will know I meant on a plane

Awon cabin crew

You mean same plane she carried on her duty as a flight attendant?...

So person wey dey work for bakery no go dey chop bread?

Y'all are dumbinas. Like what is y'all brains made of?

Let it not be that the brains are clogged with cheap relaxers...

Onyi99:
Zukwanuike

Na to run enter market remain for you o

Like it is very obvious you've lost it and you have run out of content!!

Which one is sleeping in the plan again na

Is that one bragging right!!

Simple show him a picture of maria without her uniform on a plane and you are here beating around the bush

Who do una this kind thing...

Did whitemonkey deposit some of his fried brains into y'all?..

Like why dumb people go gather together belong to one fanbase?..

Picture of Maria in an Aeroplane? Like seriously?

Y'all need to be banished along with your leader cos it's beginning to look like that fanbase is filled with failed human species...

funpowder:
You are a lost cause

I genuinely worry about your comprehension skills sometimes

You came to flaunt a picture of Malaria in uniform in response to me asking for plain clothes.

Cabin crew wan form classy

Na you wey dey shift goal post I worry for your mental state.

You wanted to see Maria on holiday. Cruise shows you.

Now it's Maria in an Aeroplane in plane cloth...

Like how dumb can someone be?

Same Maria that breathes and lives in an aeroplane is the person you are asking for a picture of her in an aeroplane.

Walai!

All whitemonkey fans have cheap relaxers in their brains like their fave....

One man chicken na another man kpomo!


Maria lived and breathed in an Aeroplane for years.

Same place whitemonkey prayed to visit. An aeroplane is like a tourist site for odogwu Carowhite...

It's like pilgrimage for him...

Na wa o...

This life is not Fair at all....

funpowder:
Still no picture of Malaria not in her uniform on a plane. I rest my case

See her in an aeroplane.

A place that is like heaven to your whitemonkey...

His lifelong desire before he dies.

Just to see the four walls of where maria stayed in for years....

Maria doesn't even pay to travel to anywhere. She travels free of charge on Emirates...

Wow!

funpowder:
You post pictures of Malaria up and down all day

Why is this one I request suddenly hard?

Go to her page!!!

Meanwhile relish seeing her in her prestigious Emirates uniform in an aeroplane.

What your local fowl wishes to achieve.

His bucket list is to enter an "Aloplane" even if he doesn't go anywhere. Let him just step inside...

OMO!

Some people dream na other people regular lifestyle.

Las Las this life is not fair....

funpowder:
You were the ones boasting of her entering plane

All I asked for is photos of her on the prestigious plane where she is not in cabin crew uniform

Is like you asking for a picture of a pilot in a plane.

Plane na Maria second home..

Even singlets sef she dey wear inside plane...

Whitemonkey never ever see the four walls of an airport. Not even for sight seeing..

Choi!

Which kind level of poverty is this?..

funpowder:
No single picture of Malaria in plain clothes on a plane.

'Fly girl' dey flex on employee benefits and vouchers

Somebody that lives on plane, naim you dey find inside plane?

Why Whitemonkey fans no get sense like their Oga?

What you should be worried about now is begging mAria to help smuggle whitemonkey into an "Aloplane" so that his lifelong wish can come to pass...

funpowder:
No single candid photo on a PLANE.

Why is every single picture malarians post to boast about her achievement of entering plane of her in cabin crew employee uniform?

Malaria will do her cabin crew shift from london to dubai, dey snap photo in pool during layover and Malarians think they have arrived

You keep shifting the goal post.

Cruise no bother showing any pained Whiterat any picture. Let them go to her page and see what they seek.

CRUISETOPIAVP:
Choke on it!

I guess this is your village Ogbomoso

You have time sef.

I wanted them to visit her page...

CRUISETOPIAVP:
BBN shine ya eye voting chart week 4.

Independently computed by Deloitte!

You're doing well boss!!

funpowder:
No single candid picture of Malaria going on holiday. All photos are of her on the job in uniform

Malaria that could only enter plane as an employee and Malarians think they have arrived

Yeye dey smell

That's to show you how career oriented she is/was.

Plus there are pictures of her on vacations. Go to her instagram page and find them there...Plenty sef.

CRUISETOPIAVP:
And even failed this season!

E go shock her soonest.

She get mouth talk this season because she join bandwagon.
Last season Dem use her mop the thread..

Na so so tears..

CRUISETOPIAVP:
She's surviving and topping the fvcking chart!
Know this, know peace!

Like I said earlier you failed more than woefully by joining the bandwagon of a generational failure.

Who is broomdumbdumb in the grand scheme of things if I may ask?

Their lord and personal saviour...

Nenyezz:
No he is the show!!

The show is Maria!!!

Onyi99:
What are her chances of surviving today eviction

You failed woefully this season and all this was caused because of your hatred for broobembem

See ya life now

Just like you failed last season abi?