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CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Timaya As A Little Boy by Bonsuwe: 12:06pm On Mar 02, 2016
That time he doesn't know what ukwu is. Seun
PoliticsMan's Boasting Turns Sour by Bonsuwe(op): 5:20pm On Feb 29, 2016
A man went
drinking in
the club.
People overheard him saying
to the... Read more » http://www.njuwo.com/2016/02/mans-boasting-turns-sour.html?m=1
Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Bonsuwe: 4:33pm On Jan 02, 2015
See the short dress Annie Idibia wore to party with her husband
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This was how she showed up with Tuface at the Lagos Countdown.
See pictures here: www..com/2015/01/see-short-dress-annie-idibia-wore-to.html?m=1
Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Bonsuwe: 4:22pm On Jan 02, 2015
Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran shared an open kiss at a club in LA to bring in the New Year. Chris uploaded the video of the two of them sharing
Read more: www.crownnewshour..com/2015/01/see-what-chris-brown-did-to-karrueche.html
CelebritiesSee What Chris Brown Did To Karrueche At A Club In L.A by Bonsuwe(op): 4:21pm On Jan 02, 2015
Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran shared an open kiss at a club in LA to bring in the New Year. Chris uploaded the video of the two of them sharing
Read more: www.crownnewshour..com/2015/01/see-what-chris-brown-did-to-karrueche.html
CelebritiesOMG! What Came Over Stella Damasus To Decide To Be So Bad This Time Around by Bonsuwe(op): 1:03pm On Jan 02, 2015
Who would have imagined that the Nollywood actress and singer, Stella Damasus will
Read more: www.crownnewshour..com/2015/01/omg-what-came-over-stella-damasus-to.html
Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Bonsuwe: 1:02pm On Jan 02, 2015
OMG! What Came Over Stella Damasus To Decide To Be So Bad This Time Around
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Who would have imagined that the Nollywood actress and singer, Stella Damasus will
Read more: www.crownnewshour..com/2015/01/omg-what-came-over-stella-damasus-to.html
Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Bonsuwe: 12:57pm On Jan 02, 2015
In a recent interview with Vanguard news portal, Presh he duo of Kceee-Presh music group revealed one of his biggest regrets when starting his career as a duo with Kcee the Limpopo master. He said and i quote
Read more: www..com/2015/01/dont-start-your-career-in-group-presh.html?m=1
Celebrities“don’t Start Your Career In A Group” – Presh Warns Artistes In Groups by Bonsuwe(op): 12:51pm On Jan 02, 2015
In a recent interview with Vanguard news portal, Presh he duo of Kceee-Presh music group revealed one of his biggest regrets when starting his career as a duo with Kcee the Limpopo master. He said and i quote
Read more: www..com/2015/01/dont-start-your-career-in-group-presh.html?m=1
FamilySHOCKER! Man Behead Mother On New Year’s Eve by Bonsuwe(op): 8:52am On Jan 02, 2015
A schizophrenic Florida man behead his mother with an ax on New Year’s Eve because he was fed up with her,
Read more: http://crownnewshour..in/2015/01/shocker-man-behead-mother-on-new-years.html?m=1
Politics14-yr Old Suicide Bomber Hands Himself Over At Mosque He Was Sent To Blow Up by Bonsuwe(op): 8:43am On Jan 02, 2015
A Syrian boy escaped from Isis - by volunteering as a suicide bomber and then handing himself in at the mosque he was meant to blow up. Usaid Barho had a bomb vest strapped to his body before travelling to a Shi'ite mosque in Baghdad, Iraq where he was supposed to detonate the explosive device. But rather than killing himself and countless others, he took
Read more: www..com/2014/12/14-yr-old-isis-suicide-bomber-volunteer.html?m=1
EducationA Day In The Classroom by Bonsuwe(op): 7:46am On Jan 01, 2015
The D-day has finally come. He has spent many days preparing and prepping up for this moment. Ezekiel Akpan calmly walked into the classroom and stood facing the SS2 students. The students gave him a curious look and slowly rose to their feet. “Class greet!” A shrill voice sounded from the middle row. “Good morning sir, we are happy to see you welcome!” It was déjàvu to the young man. A couple of years ago, he was like them, now he was standing
Read more: http://www.mynaijastories.com/day-classroom/
Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Bonsuwe: 7:45am On Jan 01, 2015
A DAY IN THE CLASSROOM
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The D-day has finally come. He has spent many days preparing and prepping up for this moment. Ezekiel Akpan calmly walked into the classroom and stood facing the SS2 students. The students gave him a curious look and slowly rose to their feet. “Class greet!” A shrill voice sounded from the middle row. “Good morning sir, we are happy to see you welcome!” It was déjàvu to the young man. A couple of years ago, he was like them, now he was standing
Read more: http://www.mynaijastories.com/day-classroom/
Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Bonsuwe: 7:41am On Jan 01, 2015
How Is New Year's Eve Celebrated In Space? This question originally appeared on Quora: How is New Year’s Eve celebrated in space? Answer by Robert Frost, engineer/ instructor at NASA, on Quora There are sixteen sunrises during each calendar day, for the ISS crew, and they will pass over many locations at the point the new year begins, so a good question might be – when do the crew celebrate the new year? The crew live on GMT (Greenwich Mean Time), which means their new year begins at the
Read more: http://crownnewshour..in/2014/12/how-is-new-years-eve-celebrated-in-space.html?m=1#more
Science/TechnologyHow Is New Year's Eve Celebrated In Space? by Bonsuwe(op): 7:37am On Jan 01, 2015
How Is New Year's Eve Celebrated In Space? This question originally appeared on Quora: How is New Year’s Eve celebrated in space? Answer by Robert Frost, engineer/ instructor at NASA, on Quora There are sixteen sunrises during each calendar day, for the ISS crew, and they will pass over many locations at the point the new year begins, so a good question might be – when do the crew celebrate the new year? The crew live on GMT (Greenwich Mean Time), which means their new year begins at the
Read more: http://crownnewshour..in/2014/12/how-is-new-years-eve-celebrated-in-space.html?m=1#more
FamilyBeing Wicked On Weekends Episode 5 by Bonsuwe(op): 12:06pm On Dec 21, 2014
Who was that you were talking to? Maryjane asked when Lovingtime got back inside. You were spying on us? Lovingtime asked. No, I was watching over you and that's what big sisters are expected to do. Maryjane said. Eh-hen, anyway, it was my boyfriend. Your boyfriend? When did you start having boyfriends? Lovingtime corrected, Boyfriend! Not boyfriends.
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/being-wicked-on-weekends-episode-5.html?m=1
HealthMy Gateman Is The Owner Of My New Born Baby by Bonsuwe(op): 9:39pm On Dec 20, 2014
My wife was about giving birth, she was in deep pain but the baby was not forthcoming, the pain was severe. I felt for her and together, we inquired from the doctor if there was a way that the pain could be limited.
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/my-gateman-is-owner-of-my-new-born-baby.html?m=1
FamilyAn Unexpected Reply From A Relationship Expert To An Heartbroken Woman by Bonsuwe(op): 3:58pm On Dec 05, 2014
She wrote, Dear Uncle Timi, I am a woman aged 29, I left my husband with our house girl and my baby at home, I drove for just about 2 km from home and my car engine started to overheat so I had to turn back to get another car, when I got home I found my husband in bed with our house girl,
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/an-unexpected-reply-from-relationship.html?m=1
FamilyAnd She Believed Me by Bonsuwe(op): 10:41am On Dec 05, 2014
I came home this morning after a night out. Where have you been? Where did you sleep? My wife asked.
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/and-she-believed-me.html?m=1
LiteratureEvil Comedian Episode 24 by Bonsuwe(op): 9:59am On Dec 05, 2014
Evil Comedian Episode 24
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Perpetual was rushed into the delivery ward at the hospital, her baby was due. She pushed and pushed, Pastor Deliverance Deliverance and Ofego prayed for her outside. Madam please push, push, push like George Bush, the baby is too big, push.
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/evil-comedian-episode-24.html?m=1
LiteratureAn Escape From The Friend Zone Episode 6 by Bonsuwe(op): 8:04am On Dec 05, 2014
Monday was the first day of the Valentine week. The magical date of 14th February was approaching and the atmosphere in the university campus was heightened with the valentine fever. Students were on the prowl searching for valentine dates. They flocked around looking for hookups.
Read more: http://www.mynaijastories.com/escape-friend-zone-6/
Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Bonsuwe: 8:03am On Dec 05, 2014
AN ESCAPE FROM THE FRIEND ZONE Episode 6
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Monday was the first day of the Valentine week. The magical date of 14th February was approaching and the atmosphere in the university campus was heightened with the valentine fever. Students were on the prowl searching for valentine dates. They flocked around looking for hookups.
Read more: http://www.mynaijastories.com/escape-friend-zone-6/
FamilyThe Man In The Bus by Bonsuwe(op): 7:45am On Dec 05, 2014
The driver revved the engine. Once. Twice. Then, pretended as if he was about moving off. It was all bluff. Drivers did it to prevent passengers already in the bus from getting too impatient and to make passengers yet to board to hurry up. The “conductor” screamed out stops on the route calling out to passengers to board. “Enter with your ‘change’ oo!!!” was a constant refrain in his calling out chorus. Passengers trickled in. It was not rush hour this Saturday evening and driver and conductor were in concerted agreement that they’d only move forward when the bus filled up. Two passengers had noted that they had already spent too much time at one spot with the second one advising the driver to move as the bus stood a better chance getting filled up in the junctions up the road. It fell on deaf ears.

Read more: http://www.mynaijastories.com/man-bus/
Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Bonsuwe: 11:42am On Dec 03, 2014
Easy Fixes For Some Common Laptop Issues
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No matter how careful you are, it is only a mater of time when you'll accidentally drop your laptop, or spill your coffee all over it. Such accidents are pretty much inevitable if you're using your laptop a lot, be it for your job or just for fun. Even if you manage to avoid major mishaps, you could still encounter minor issues, like
Read more: http://www.iqvillage..com.es/2014/11/easy-fixes-for-some-common-laptop-issues.html?m=1#more
AutosSee How This Car Flies In The Air by Bonsuwe(op): 11:32am On Dec 03, 2014
See How This Car Flies In The Air: See it here: http://www.iqvillage..com/2014/11/see-how-this-car-flies-in-air.html?m=1

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