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Yungf nd jsylva, I know how u feel cos its so painful after getting high marks nd still nt been admitted, one tin I know is dat God is able to do exceedingly above all we could ever ask or think of, just pray nd av faith.
So on behalf of Nizzy I apologise nd I know he will change his habit for good. Tanx

codedflowz:
*Walks into thread munching popcorn and groundnut
looks left and right....farts on thread and runs away

U neva change, naughty pikin.
Chai! Dis ur fart dey smell lyk dead rat Wey don dey rotten, *quickly gets handkerchief to cover my nose*
chai! Dere is God o

Nizzy129:
stage comedy fit u pass,ion knw wetin u wn take 4 lautech again

Me ke? Abeg o, me Wey gentle baje.
I cancel 4getfulness in ur life by d power in d name of JESUS . Anyway na chem engineering

phressh:
. U dn become enemy of progress nii

Funny u, he no b enemy of progress, na beg he just dey beg me o

AyodejiTM:
Bros, haba, me ke? @bookj, abeg no vex.

Me no vex o, I just dey play o

AyodejiTM:
E neva reach diz extent, I was just joking, no harms intended. I learnt you were given chem engineering, you are welcome to lautech.

D guy don fear . Yes o, tanx

AyodejiTM:
Lolz, bookj funny sha, if I hear say lautech call u, abeg just vex forfeit the admission, abeg.

, what do u mean by dat, do u know who I am Anyway I'm some1 wit a strong will, forward ever backward never so I'll go no matter wat u say
Any power anywhere dat says I will nt move forward , IN D NAME OF JESUS catch fire......

AyodejiTM:
Fine art is compulsory for all 100L student, regardless of your dept.(Imagine a physiology student doing fine art). And practicals also is compulsory for everyone(physics, chemistry and biology practical). Without lab coat, no practical.

I understand dat of d lab coat nw bt F.A it is well. Tanx bro

phressh:
....fine art is compulsory, its a one unit course tho, then there is lib101 a zero unit course which U musnt fail too..and labcoat Is for everyone in 100

Nawa o!!!!! We go do our best. Which one b lib101?

AyodejiTM:
Albino 4 where, lautech go burn ur skin under hot sun, u go black within a month.

, den it means dey r nt caring, I for no go again bt I go manage com so Dem no go vex nd so dey won't keep calling me continuously to come.

AyodejiTM:
Starting from PASSA pack to F.A park(una go do fine art for 100L) to lab coat purchase to pratical manual signing....no be beans my sister.

Hope fine art is nt compulsory 4all courses cos if it is I pray I don't fail o

Lab coat no go b 4everybody nw or is it?

AyodejiTM:
To all those already admitted, you are all welcome to lautech. Una go queue tired.

Queue ke I b albino nw , I don't lyk queuing ooooo :'

Holuwadharah:
Bookj nd Bukdam,wia do u plan 2 live during ur stay in lautech?

I no wan stay 4 underG, I thought of staying around Jesus House bt my sis tell me say Stadium dey ok cos i told her d criteria 4 living in a particular area

bobolizim:
ok oo...but do u stay in lag btw are u an ex pdite?

Yes lag, I'm nt an ex-pdite o na jamb o

bobolizim:
chai....I dey smell e-fight...lemme sit down dey watch...oluwaseun nd nizzy easy guys..I just like ds bookj....u ought to b mama peace oooo...don't wowi...one of ds days wen u don resume I go come greet u guys for ogbomoso

, I dey expect o

Oluwaseun17:
Chai,see me see trouble. If not for LAUTECH,do you think that I will be talking to FOOLS like you?? How would you explain that I haven't been given admission after having 220 in Jamb,68% in P.Utme and i'm also a first choice aspirant??
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Experience?? I have been in LAUTECH since the first week of this year doing tutorials with Pre-degree students and I haven't seen my family members for more than 10 months. Not to talk of the connections I have in the school.
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I'm not trying to brag 'bout anything but Mr. Nizzy and Ms. Bukdam,if you are looking for someone to make fun of or to talk trash to,pick someone else not me. . .

Ah! Ah! Oluwaseun dats too harsh, I no u're a good guy so don't fall my hand. He was only trying to help, we r all here to help ourselves nd know ourselves better so try to b friendly to every1.
I know how u feel bt all u need nw is prayer nd I know God will do urs too d way he did ours, pls b calm nd friendly.

Ifyx:
Some peeps here in d whatsapp grupy think m Nizzy.
Use ur head b4 saying what is untrue

U dey d whatsapp group, I'm nt dere yet, just let Dem know u're nt him, no go vex o, alright?

Nizzy129:
rilly,i got no time 4 uu cn end ur silly frustration elsewhere

compound fools

Nizzy no vex o or I go send u blow. No quarrels nor argument, b friendly cos u b good boy

Ifyx:
lolz
check ur mail jooor

Didn't rili c it...... bt I've sent u a mssg

Ifyx:
aiit dearie
pm me,lets talk bout payment

Make we talk am here nw, so everybody go know if u no pay me later

phressh:
#TEAM CHEMICAL ENGINEERS#

Yes o na we b dat o

Bobolizm nd ifyx u go pay 4hooking up back 4rm lautech's thread o

Nizzy129:
Dis thread is gettin bored,where is bookj and co

Bookj busy o bt I'm wit u guys *observing*

Nizzy129:
ask google.DNT U Hear,oh sowie undstand wat he said''

Oluwaseun17:
***MUST READ***
This Information Is Very Important:-
An aspirant of UNIZIK said:"I've been checking my admission status in JAMB for about 2 months now and it's still saying SORRY,NO ADMISSION YET. When the school uploaded the admission list on their site,I was admitted and given my course. I went back to check the JAMB site but still it was saying SORRY,NO ADMISSION YET. I was later told by one of school's officials to write a letter to JAMB and few weeks later,they uploaded my admission status. . ."
Conclusively,what i'm trying to say is that those who haven't been given admission by JAMB might be because they haven't uploaded your admission status. I'm not trying to give you false hope but this is just a theory and it may be wrong but we will know for sure when LAUTECH uploads the admission list on their site.
All am trying to say to those who haven't been admitted like me is that:-"Don't loose hope and pray fervently. With God,All things are possible".
And also to my brOther from anoda mOther,Horpeyemmi66,Just follow you dreams and pray for guidance from God. God knows what's best for all of us and I sincerely wished you were given your course. Truly sorry 'bout that!!
Source:Me,Adeyemi Oluwaseun,Daddy G.O. Àwón Ladokites Tòn Gápà

Daddy G.O ko, mummy G.O ni, c ur mouth lyk.....

horpeyemmi66:
...all I have got to say is thank you Jesus, whenever I take a trip down memory lane, gratitude in all humility and sincerity, flows out my heart rather than cascade; I was supposed to undergo UNILAG's Diploma programme but due to some reasons best known to me; I didn't.
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They've given me the liberty to broaden my horizon, to spread my wings and fly in a cast of falcons who aren't ambivalent as to the choices placed before them.
I leave you with this proverb culled from Students Companion(Webster's Reference Library)
***COURAGE AND COWARDICE***
A bully is always a coward
Attack is the best form of defence
Conscience makes cowards of us all
Discretion is the better part of valour
Faint heart never won fair lady
Fortune favours the bold
He that fights and runs away may live to fight another day
It is better to be a coward for a minute than dead for the rest of your life
Nothing ventured, nothing gained...Xie xie.

So r u going 4d course?

Nizzy129:
how u take knw say e be dcent guy...funy u..na my syd e dey nw dey drink paraga

Person Wey no know regal, he no dey drink dat kind tin, na big guy

Nizzy129:
no offence jor!

he dey use style beg me

Timothy3113:
me i be son of God oo

Abeg bros me no tink say I know u o

Nizzy129:
no b ajilete o..paraga lagos..ask 4 shaYO VIlla..na dia u go mit us..no tay o cz we go sun leav 4 anda jamzs

Wat!! Nizzy no let me unfollow nd unfriend u, bad boy

Nizzy129:
ehwo! Dz guy no dey 4 town o,so u neva xabi dz small botle gin wey dm cal regal...?ok no p.cum my place(shayo villa)i go show u.

Abeg no con spoil Meel o, na decent guy o

Holuwadharah u b Good girl bt we'll make dis a warning to him, next time na cane. Nizzy no fear o, we don 4give u.