₦airaland Forum

Chasito:
950k serious buyer

e 2 much
500k

Arobaga:
As long as it remains in north and their lovely family members south west



Make them do their thing



If them mumu near port harcourt them go collect even president sef go collect 24 matchet drillings

Dem no fit near East..... herdsmen enter
Dem no fit enter Abuja.....boko enter
Dem no fit enter America......they later do 9/11


Bros relax yourself....na small small eczema de spread

Tinubu the Revenue generator

koolengrtimmy:
Make una dey fear GOD naaa

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lol walahi blame apc and tinubu
If dollar been de 200 naira to USD

This your car go de highest 300k lol
I wish you good sales though

On a norms this car suppose de around 100k

I just blame only apc and tinubu

Hemanwel:
Are you so sure about this?

Yes but una sabi spoil update lol

OBUKOMENA:
A friend was telling me he has N8m and he plans to relocate but doesn't know which country that amount can take him, and that he can even make it N10m.

Please guys, for someone who wants to relocate via the study route, where can N10m take him?

Oga naptu2, the elder statesman of Nairaland, please help push to the promise land

Finland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFPrVbEQccI?si=LH7uizFACUbvqm1Y

Nigerians Never ready for better protest!!!!!!!!!!


Imagine the gorilla telling people to buy fuel for 1k or use Cng weh de blow like bomb under sun....

Wfrolly1:
Samsung S9 Plus for sale
Location Ado-Ekiti
100k (Slightly Negotiable)

0.8.1.1.7.1.7.8.6.4.0

80k cash
Message me on 07037771619

omolola100:
1. If you drink garri or coke after eating mango, you'll dīe.

2. You must throw your fallen tooth on the roof before it can grow back.

3. When you sing & wave to the egret birds, you'll get white spots on your fingernails.

4. If it is raining and there is sun at the same time, it means that a lion or monkey is giving birth.

5. India won Nigeria 99-1 in a football match.

6. When you bend and look back in between your legs, you'll see spirits.

7. A mother and her son breaking firewood in the Moon as punishment, because they went to the farm on a Sunday and the Moon carried them.

8. Don't wear ruber bands because it drains blood.

9. If you eat while kneeling, you will never get satisfied because the devīl will be taking some.

10. If you blow air inside a pencil sharpener, it won't sharpen pencils anymore.

11. If anyone jumps or crosses you while you're sitting or lying down on the floor, you will never grow tall again until the person repeats the process.

12. If your parents send you on an errand and you came back late, to escape floggīng or punishment, you need to tie together certain leaves in the bush.

13. If you come to school late, in order not to feel pains during flogging, you need to put a stone in your mouth.

14. When you swallow a seed, especially African star apple seeds (Udara), it will germinate and grow in your stomach.

15. The coconut water is only for the elders.

16. As a young girl, if a boy touches you, it'll result to pregnancy.

17. If you whistle at night, you're calling the evīl spirits and serpents.

18. If someone bites you while fighting and you rub a fowl faeces on it, the person's teeths will fall off.

19. If you sweep the room late in the night, all your blessings will go away.

20. If you look at the mirror at night, you'll see a ghost.

21. If you eat Turkey's meat without burying the head, it will turn to a snake.

Add yours

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3 Leke Leke give me one finger
6 dem say if you do am for market you go see ghost
8 actually if you leave rubber for hand e go suck your blood
10 truly if you blow breeze for sharpener, e no go sharp again

Nnamdi kanu indirectly don turn east to Sambisa forest

Isakaba
Escape from Congo
Last burial
Igodo
Musanga
Terminator
Robocop
Any Michael Jackson video

[quote author=Softmirror post=132268194][/quote]how many of them are exposed to stupid Ogas?
How many of them control traffic

How many of them are on the war front??

Christians need to protect their women from applying for such jobs



Have you ever seen a Fulani/hausa woman doing police or army job?

This fridge clean ooo

Who de go ebonyi?

Righteousness2:
Today, ISRAEL changed the game for electronic and cyber warfare. Probably the biggest move since the atomic bomb.

Today the world witnessed the most amazing preliminary blow in the history of wars only at the push of a button.

A Russian source reports that Iran's ambassador to Lebanon has gone blind.

A crazy report on the Saudi Al-Hadath channel:
At least 500 Hezbollah Terrorists members lost their eyes in today's explosions. That means they are blinded for life, useless in combat, and effectively no longer active fighters in the organization. Just unbelievable.....

The famous Syrian Druze journalist Fitzal Al-Qassem (with millions of followers on social media and a program on Al-Jazeera) writes about the blow Hezbollah took today:

"What happened today to Hezbollah can be classified as the most fantastic pre-emptive strike in modern history. It can be compared to Israel's pre-emptive strike on the Egyptian Air Force before the Six-Day War.

Today, Hezbollah has thousands of brand new disabled fighters, and if they enter the war now, its wounded will not even find one free bed in the hospitals in Lebanon because the hospitals are now bursting with injured.

Even worse - Hezbollah has lost its security and military means of communication."



Hezebollah Terrorists are in total Chaos. Quite a lot have met their Virgins.
Terror Iran leaders throw away their Pagers.

ISRAEL; small but MIGHTHY!

GOD OF ISRAEL , NA YOU BIKO

your brain didn't stop you from posting these?

Until Jesus return I will always be using Stove and kerosene


I de fear gas pass bandits

Black father's will run away from marriage when tired.




White men will kill you and the kids when they can't take it no more!!!

Tinubu's government may not survive 2 years anniversary with the way things are going

JapaToDNext:
what is now the essence of having the sex and wasting money, when u no go kizz and touch bobbinus, shey the girl na non living thing

Is better not to nack then, because na punishment the man go give himself (u pay for everything, yet u still dey fear to use am)

I

If you get wound for hand no even think of fingering olosho again sef
You still collect



Just hold Jesus

JapaToDNext:
what is now the essence of having the sex and wasting money, when u no go kizz and touch bobbinus, shey the girl na non living thing

Is better not to nack then, because na punishment the man go give himself (u pay for everything, yet u still dey fear to use am)

I

If she get HIV and you suck her breast, you don collect so ooo

JapaToDNext:
what is now the essence of having the sex and wasting money, when u no go kizz and touch bobbinus, shey the girl na non living thing

Is better not to nack then, because na punishment the man go give himself (u pay for everything, yet u still dey fear to use am)

I

why you wan kiss ashawo?

Only heaven secure currently o

Use condoms
Never kiss anyone you booked for sex
Never give Bj or receive Bj
Never suck bobby or you go collect Hiv



Wear condoms, Bleep jejely and go home

Dnt practice what will give you permanent scars!!

Drop your egos aside since 2022 and defeat tinubu una no gree


Now una wan merge?? It's too late to bring tinubu down

Extremely clean Kia Rio 2008 manual transmission for quick sale (2.5 million) buy and drive!!

Location Abuja

Try use Quran next time