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God has done it 4 us already.....only da we r yet 2 be admitted.....ma ppl...jex trust in God......all is well.....

any COLENG aspirant in d house......??.....what's up......make we yarn abeg....
i believe and av faith da 99.99% of us shall be admitted IJN.

God na ur hand i dey oooo......make dem release d.e list 2geda wif d 2nd batch list oooo

if una wan fight make una go arena ooooo.........buh serzly, una no suppose dey do dat nao....na praya we suppose dey pray ooo

............testimony time.........dream wey 1 guy dream 4 ds trend concerning d admission list , wey im 4get 2 print admission letter.....i help una complete d season II last 9t oooooo..... all of una names+me dey der oooooooi. .......as i dey dream d dream go,,...na im i rememba say i no carry printer.....i jez paused d dream n cum back alive 2 carry ham.......buh d fk be say i 4got 2 carry d hard copy ..........i hope y'all ll 4gv me.....



no more countdowns..............na hard copy of d admission list we dey w8 4........cant w8 2 c ya all @ screening hall......


brainiac noni.......

back on track......we've been admitted in2 awa respective departments bai God's grace....... ....i wan go get ma own suit 2mao......abi i fit c okirika buy 4rm u/........greatest yabaite........omo we gat show funaab da we really are 4rm yabatech........ .
i cant w8 2 c u guys as FUNAABITES.....


Make 16 nack fast fast jawe...........

brainiac...sir!!...ain't u gonna prepare 4 ur interview @ funaab?......ahhh......is it tym 2 prepare.....wot r u warrin 4... u had berra get prepared.,....coz without u der won't be interview.ooooo..... wat!!!!......wot do u mean sir......m i d interviewer??.....sha 4get......wot's ya dressing gonna be like......gud question sir.... i fink IRO and BUBA shud be okay ........hmmmm......i go ask ma ppl sir .......

..........ma ppl.......i mean GREAT MINDED PPL...... although i be guy.......aspiring 4 1 of ds enggr course......shey IRO and BUBA go fit d dey coz i no sure say i fit c place rent......i mean...... borrow suit oooooo.....
(2).........i fit wear safety booth join d proposed dress?.......,.serzly nid ur help ooooooo


#brainiac noniiiii..........


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brainiac...sir!!...ain't u gonna prepare 4 ur interview @ funaab?......ahhh......is it tym 2 prepare.....wot r u warrin 4... u had berra get prepared.,....coz without u der won't interview...... wat!!!!......wot do u mean sir......m i d interviewer??.....sha 4get......wot's ya dressing gonna be like......gud question sir.... i fink IRO and BUBA shud be okay ........hmmmm......i go ask ma ppl sir .......

..........ma ppl.......i mean GREAT MINDED PPL...... although i be guy.......aspiring 4 1 of ds enggr course......shey IRO and BUBA go fit d dey coz i no sure say i fit c place rent......i mean...... borrow suit oooooo.....
(2).........i fit wear safety booth join d proposed dress?.......,.serzly nid ur help ooooooo


#brainiac noniiiii..........


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@dankylove.... wetin be ur course of study fo yct

.

na so ooooo bro

gonna make HND an alternative......cant w8 any longer @ home.........Dankylove........dont 4get it ends on FRIDAY OOOO.......gonna fill mine 2mao...........

its jez an alternative.........FUNAAB on ma GeNtTlE mind....

Jonathan directs immediate action to end ASUU strike
2013-08-20 16:52:51
President Goodluck Jonathan on Tuesday directed the two Federal Government committees negotiating the requests by Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU), to take immediate measures at ending the on-going strike.

The Chairman of the Universities Needs Implementation Committee, Gov. Gabriel Suswam of Benue,爉ade this known after a closed-door meeting of the two committees and other stakeholders with President Jonathan at the State House.in Abuja.

Vice-President Namadi Sambo, the Chairman of the Earned Allowance Committee and the Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF), Sen. Anyim Pius Anyim were in attendance at the meeting.

Also in attendance were, Ministers of Education, Prof. Ruqayyat Rufai, Labour, Emeka Wogu, the Executive Secretary of National Universities Commission, Prof. Julius Okogie and the Chief of Staff to the President, Chief Mike Oghiadome.

Speaking with State House correspondents, Suswam said that the meeting was summoned by the President “to take some decisions that would end the strike''.

“The燩resident has instructed us, as to what to do, and he has shown a lot of commitments to flagging off projects worth about N100 billion in all the universities in the country, about 61 of them.

“So, we are hoping that we will be able to see the end of the strike very soon.

“At the end of the day, we hope ASUU is satisfied with the measures that have so far been taken.

“The federal government will also be meeting with the Universities Councils and Vice Chancellors of our universities within the week towards updating them on some of the decisions taken,'' he said.

Suswam said about N100 billion had been approved by the Federal Government to his committee to address infrastructure deficit in all the Universities.

strike ends 2day......insha allah......

The end to the present strike by the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) may be in sight as President Goodluck Jonathan has approved N400 billion for the infrastructural development of Nigerian universities.
The document to this effect is expected to be made available today at the meeting of the presidential committee on implementation of the NEEDS assessment in the universities with the leaders of the four university-based unions – the Senior Staff Association of Nigerian Universities (SSANU), the Non-Academic Staff Union of Educational and Associated Institutions (NASU), the National Association of Academic Technologists (NAAT) and the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU).
The President of SSANU, Samson Ugwoke, made the revelation while addressing his union members at the SSANU National Executive Committee (NEC) meeting held at the weekend at the University of Abuja.
Ugwoke, briefing the SSANU members on the activities of the NEEDS assesment implementation committee, led by Benue State Governor, Gabriel Suswam. He noted that the fund was different from the N100 billion Governor Suswam had raised from donor agencies and big companies to tackle the problems of Nigerian universities in 2013.
The labour leader said: “Let me give you a tip on what the NEEDS assessment committee is doing. The president has approved that within the next four years; N400 billion would be expended in infrastructural development of Nigerian universities, to transform the universities to international standard.
“N100 billion has already been raised by Suswam committee out of which 61 universities have been pencilled down, as contained in the NEEDS assessment committee. The N100 billion is expected to address needs of the universities in the areas which include re-furbishing and renovation of lecture theatres and lecture halls, re-furbishing and renovation of laboratories/libraries and the renovation of hostels.
“The second category is building of new hostels of international standard, self-contained rooms, the latest model in the world. That is the standard to be built in every university, and also the state-of-the-art laboratories as well as classrooms, lecture theatres and the halls.”
Ugwoke pointed out that the money had been shared and out of the N100 billion, N96 billion had been sent to universities.
He added: “The committee is meeting again on Monday, and by Monday (today), the document will be out. This time around, it is not only by giving university money, but it will be monitored to ensure that the money is used to transform the universities, to bail universities out of the present situation and developed to an international recognized university standard.”


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i wish i cud bro ........buh m nt close 2 d sku @ all........u cn always beg 4 a day frm wherever u wrk 2 do dat..... .no time ooooo bwo.............cant afford 2 c u @ FUNAAB OOOOOO





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i wanted 2 check 4 sum1 wu sent his transcript tru his sku(yabatech) @ funaab' buh i was told bai d man i met dat......."even if he was 2 check 4 me....though nt official oooo....he has 2 knw d date d transcript was sent frm d sku(yct) n thru wch courier".......ma advise nao.......go 2 d sku wif ur bank receipt i mean(yct)......admission office 2 be precise n if otherwise, u ll surely be redirected.......and confirm d date n tru wch courier ur transcript was sent.... . it wud be a mirage in d desert asking sum1 2 help u n check if it has been received.........best of luck ma bwoda........



countdown countinues........

@ Dankylove........na so nah ma bwoda......wetin u wan take YCT compare......

ll do dat ASAP

hope 4 naija students.........
Mass protest in Lagos over ASUU strike

Published: Tue, 13 Aug 2013
The Joint Action Front (JAF), a coalition of non-governmental organisations and pro-democracy groups is staging a mass protest on the streets of Lagos to pressure the Federal Government to implement agreement with the striking Academic Staff Union of Universities and other unions in the sector.
The protest, led by the groups Secretary, Comrade Abiodun Aremu; its Public Relations Officer, Comrade Isiaq Olaitan Buno, among others, took off from the Nigeria Labour Congress Secretariat in Yaba, and moved through the Ikorodu Road to converge at the Gani Fawehinmi park in Ojota.
According to Buno, the protest became necessary following the neglect currently being suffered by the education sector in the country and its attendant consequences, which he stated included the raging violence in the northern part of the country, armed robbery, kidnapping, among others.
 

In a statement earlier issued by the Chairman of the forum and former President of ASUU, Dr. Dipo Fashina, ��the group resolved with other stakeholders in the education sector to kick-start the mass rallies/procession today.
Zonal rallies are expected to hold ���in Kano, Ibadan, Owerri, Calabar/Port Harcourt, and Abuja.

i hail ooooooo.....@ Dankylove.......i no no say we b bwodas nah......hw va nah......omo na 2 c u as a funaabite n every oda aspirants in da house sure pass oooo..+ me..


i don even commot mind 4 ASUU strike sef......if dem like make dem turn thunder.....wu cares ......i sha sure say we all av made it......


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I miss doze days when we went to schl,
lined up & d headmistress & teachers inspected our nails & uniforms & den matched to our classrooms.
U remember na??
D days of Nasco biscuit, Okin biscuit, Trebor, Ice-coloured water tied in nylon; we called it "lolly"•
D days of goody-goody & pako biscuit. D days of Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar....•
Chei, I remember those days when one naira na money, when groundnut na 50kobo & choco milo was 5 kobo•
D days of messing game, who is in d garden, police and thief•
D days of mama & papa play, dose when we used to build houses with sand, play suwe game, tinco-tinco, salubata, change ƔŮя style, ten ten, skipping, stop!
U remember nau!•
Those days wen we used to fly kite on d streets, wen boys wld use paint bucket cover as tire & their dad's hanger as d steering. Those days when rubber band was stock exchange, days when votron, jimbo, power rangers, spider man were our favourite cartoons•
D days of limca soft drink & choco milo advert on black and white tv Nd̶̲̥̅̊ sunday rendevous by1:30pm•
When we said 'leke leke give me white finger'•
Those days when eleganza pen was d best•
D days wen we used to drink water from d tap & even suck out d water if it wasn't gushing out as we wanted•
D days when NTA would show rainbow colours for 30 mins & then play d national anthem before they resume program @4am•
D days wen basket sandals, simbi nd bata sandals were d best•
Days wen we all sang sandalili sandalili songs,

DSTV has come, no more old fun. I'm really proud to have experienced all this.
If u r nt smiling, it means u were not born in my generation. Nwich means u ar d INDOMIE generation lol...

ASUU.....free us ooooo.........


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I miss doze days when we went to schl,
lined up & d headmistress & teachers inspected our nails & uniforms & den matched to our classrooms.
U remember na??
D days of Nasco biscuit, Okin biscuit, Trebor, Ice-coloured water tied in nylon; we called it "lolly"•
D days of goody-goody & pako biscuit. D days of Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar....•
Chei, I remember those days when one naira na money, when groundnut na 50kobo & choco milo was 5 kobo•
D days of messing game, who is in d garden, police and thief•
D days of mama & papa play, dose when we used to build houses with sand, play suwe game, tinco-tinco, salubata, change ƔŮя style, ten ten, skipping, stop!
U remember nau!•
Those days wen we used to fly kite on d streets, wen boys wld use paint bucket cover as tire & their dad's hanger as d steering. Those days when rubber band was stock exchange, days when votron, jimbo, power rangers, spider man were our favourite cartoons•
D days of limca soft drink & choco milo advert on black and white tv Nd̶̲̥̅̊ sunday rendevous by1:30pm•
When we said 'leke leke give me white finger'•
Those days when eleganza pen was d best•
D days wen we used to drink water from d tap & even suck out d water if it wasn't gushing out as we wanted•
D days when NTA would show rainbow colours for 30 mins & then play d national anthem before they resume program @4am•
D days wen basket sandals, simbi nd bata sandals were d best•
Days wen we all sang sandalili sandalili songs,

DSTV has come, no more old fun. I'm really proud to have experienced all this.
If u r nt smiling, it means u were not born in my generation. Nwich means u ar d INDOMIE generation lol...


coundown continues

jex cant fink abt ds ASUU strike of a thg any longer...

If FOOTBALL were to be an academic
institution in Nigeria then:
Arsenal is unizik- where the students work
hard through out the year but fail to
succeed.
Manchester City is IGBINEDION- where
the students purchase all the expensive
items and live large but are never
interested in dere primary assignment.
Liverpool is UNILAG- where the students
are very much proud of the academic
achievements of their grand fathers. Barcelona is UNIILORIN- where
students don't perform well in class except
dere final exams and achieve good results.
Chelsea is OSU- where students fail and
put the blame on their VC after which, d
government will intervene to find a new
VC for the school every year
R.Madrid is UI- where students think dey
perform best and keep beefing d best
students of other schools.
Finally, Manchester United is YABATECH - where
students work hard, perform well in class
and achieve d best result in the whole
country. =)) =))
Greatest Nigeria student!!! Unique
YABAITEs!!! Pls pass dis if u r proud to be a
YABATECH student, staff or alumnus.others are
good,but we r d best!!!!!!!!!!!!

"This ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable apothesis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy, cascadinly oozing into a maladorous excresence of mobocracy.

With all tarmangant ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy, our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum. Therefore, ASUU, cest in dejavu, dejavu peret ologomabia."

i neva knew wot apend 2 me whn ma heart stpd racing....i began 2 1da wot actually went wrong buh i discovered dat i had been addicted 2 ds trend.....Glee*****.......i can't recollect d rest of ur name........we'll really miss u n i hope u get d best 4rm ur nw campus****KWASU****i must tell u.....u're inspiring.....

............4 d rest of us wu r stl hoping 4 FINAAB........let's put awa trust in God n believe dat He's done it........nt even ASUU strike can stp us..........
luv y'all



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@brainiac™

sure

yeeeeeeehhhh.......wu gat me slap 4rm behind.....shey i stl sumfin ni......no be say i jez dey peep ni...... anywayz sha....ur slap woke me 4rm ma slumber....



i'm in 200lvl COLENG......studies mech enggr... ......make i tell u sumfin......d DE admissn list don land......na ma rum dem paste ham 4......all d names on ds trend wif ya nicks r shortlisted.....



believe n av faith in God.......all izz well ma ppl.....


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brainiac™........ future FUNAAB'S HERO.......WATCHOUT!!!!!!!

@u.....do u apply 4 mech enggr?