This nairaland is a funny place aswear

AdamuKD:
Chai
See better toto wey just waste because of one useless driver carelessness!
May we never be unfortunate in life!

I didn't expect much from an 'Adamu' like you... Aboki cobbler

Jagaban,,, even though I don't want you to be my president, I admire your doggedness and tenacity. President+ cabal+ emefiele all couldn't stop you.

The man get doings abeg

helinues:
Open politics in church.

It can only happen in Alaigbo

Mumu man,, go to the north and see things yourself

Offpoint1:
This look too expensive and too many crowds for my liking... Mine will be just me and her, pastor will be virtual.

Lol

CrudeSon:
You are so lucky you have someone who is clingy when most don't care

Forget it bruh,, e dey tire person

Ok,, so op what do you want us to do with this news now?

Cancel it ,, that's all we ask for

Tinubu left the group chat...

olatade:
They protect the SE with all their might. U can't penetrate anything, their market, their church, politics and they won't sell you their lands but they will come elsewhere to shout "tribalism" in a bit to penetrate dominate & take over. We are TRIBALISTs, we will protect our land

Go to politics section bro

Giant of Africa that cannot conduct a free and fair election, is that one a giant?

I no just like this adeboye of a man

Na today we don dey hear dis lamba?

Mtchewww... Who takes Desmond idiot serious??

How much you pay for dis advert?

This country nawa,, you'll think you're doing your best by voting someone competent but somebody up north is countering you by doing the opposite.. Lol

WhisperedNoise:

You are highly daft. See your audacity - as if Pastor Paul is your mate in life and age.

You are a coward. You and your thugs. May everyone determined to subvert justice meet with death. You irritate me, gosh. You piece of trash. It's pathetic that you even have the guts to spew such nonsense. Pathetic.

If your lord - Tinubu - is so sure of winning Lagos, why not have a free and fair election? The Emilokan crooner was disgraced hands down so he had to subvert the course of justice by sending hound dogs to scatter the election.

Sanwo Olu, the English speaking minion, is also culpable. He's a coward and his silence is sickening.

But Nigeria will be great in MY LIFETIME. OUR LIFETIME. Our children will eat the good of this land. Our generation will see the rewards of our relentless labour's. The sun will shine upon us and we will be called blessed.

Rest in pieces, dingbat.

Omo u dy vex oo,, chill bruh cos even d politicians don't care about you

rowosky:
Tinubu getting many votes in Akwa ibom is the funniest thing I've seen so far in this election

It's not funny bro,, it's the Akpabio's effect, he has proven to be reliable n trustworthy.

We the people have found a better alternative to the two party system we've always had... Watch how politicians will start migrating to join party.

Nigeria is gone if PO doesn't win- I'll be ashamed being called a Nigerian in an international gathering.

Felabrity:
Sultan Palace, Sokoto state.
013

LP:79
PDP: 28

Lol... comedian

Suspect33:
I am just laughing at these obedients, they don't know what Kano (Ganduje), Kaduna (El rufai), Zamfara, Borno and Katsina are cooking

Asiwaju is presently writing his inauguration speech, we'll teach you guys a lesson, you can take SS, SE, n Lagos while we take Nigeria

Ohh,, you've finally given up on Lagos?

For those without data, lemme transcribe what he said...

~Any Igbo wey dey born very well, me I dey here, make him come vote here~

MC for night, agbero for day

They're only wasting their time,, during campaign we no give shishi na for election day we go con give??

popweezy:
killing the leopard is justifiable or is it a crime to hunt

Justifiable in what sense? Did it pose as a threat? Did it hurt anyone? It was caught in a trap probably in it's natural habitat where it's supposed to be living a free life,, okay! What about selling it to a local zoo or taking it to the authorities, Or you think if this is done in a civilized atmosphere you won't be tracked and prosecuted? Dey play

This is bad, uncivilized, terrible, disheartening, annoying, uncalled for, infuriating and sickening.

After Saturday him go rest

Buhari isn't anyone's mate

Yorubas and tribalism