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Phones / Re: How Many Phones Have You Used So Far? by BrownShawty(f): 6:00pm On Mar 05, 2017
But I use an itel s31 now,so that's making 13 or 11..I'm not sure sha...I misplace my phones a lot sad too much of hopping from one bustop to the other
Phones / Re: How Many Phones Have You Used So Far? by BrownShawty(f): 5:57pm On Mar 05, 2017
Maybe 100,I don't remember some but if I can assume,let's say 120phones..
Romance / Re: 5 Things You'll Get When You Dont Take Care Of Your Woman by BrownShawty(f): 4:36pm On Feb 23, 2017
Lol my uncle needs to see this,let me screenshot it and share to him on WhatsApp,mehnnnn,although some.people don't see that "taking care of their woman is a must" they feel it's optional,to be very honest a woman is like a baby,that's why some women will be flogged and still go back to the guy after the whole beating, sha let me thief this

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Phones / Re: Itel S31 Specs, Prices And Photos by BrownShawty(f): 6:48pm On Feb 18, 2017
emakind:

to me itel is really lacking behind,tek a luk at tecno,infinix and gionee u will knw dat itel lackin way bak..ah ah,1gb ram for 2017 no na..5mp bak camera wit f2.2 is 2 bad..broda m sur dat u r being given a mandet to promot d company bt seriusly dis is not improvment..
its not like the itel s31 cannot come with the great specs tho,I think their target is not 'luxury' and I've seem photos with the phone,they aren't bad though
Phones / Re: Itel S31 Specs, Prices And Photos by BrownShawty(f): 6:39pm On Feb 18, 2017
Whizpeter:



It's gonna take long to get to Nigeria because Nigerians don't deserve the good things of life abi?

It's only your failed projects that you send go Nigeria...


Iranu!
lol so you don't know that even an iPhone have the Nigerian version and the US version...because of the network I guess,this itel will definitely have a Nigerian version
Crime / Re: How My Phone Was Stolen by BrownShawty(f): 5:40pm On Feb 18, 2017
Chimoo 30k in this buhari period fah grin I'll just die ni

Sorry about your money and itel s31 with the other stuffs,so sorry
Celebrities / Artist Draws Tonto Dikeh And Husband Loved Up Photo by BrownShawty(f): 5:18pm On Feb 18, 2017
Isn't this amazing??I just saw this though and I think I should share to yall grin

Tonto Dikeh dropped a comment after she got tagged to a drawing of herself kissing her husband.

In a woman language dictionary,' Awww ' means "I love it"

Who knows?she may get back with her husband soon enough,well I'm so excited because I'm a fan grin

Source and credit goes to: Brownshawty

I'll be bringing it more gists,stay tuned to nairaland

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Romance / Re: Finally I Received A Valentine Gift by BrownShawty(f): 5:10pm On Feb 18, 2017
Girls with class cool the kinda girl I wanna be

Like next year when I'm legit,I'm going to buy a lot of people gifts for valentines day

Nice gifts anyway..hope she didnt steal them though because Michael kors is not a child play at all cool its a dope thang,and the s31..sha its well
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I'm So Lonely by BrownShawty(f): 4:59pm On Feb 18, 2017
Riyikebaby:
Nights like this when I'm unable to sleep and Bae's number is switched off, I just wish my itel S31 is well charged so I can play game till I fall asleep
how large is the screen of the itel s31??I'm rooting for that device but I haven't gotten much info bout it,been busy as hell..mehn
Events / Re: Happy Birthday To Lalasticlala by BrownShawty(f): 9:34am On Feb 16, 2017
Omg,happy birthday to my favorite moderator kiss

I wish I could kiss you fr right now,anyway have a nice day lalasticlala I wish you all the best as you get older,and may you live long for the world..I.love you lahlah

Sister love anyway grin yayy,have a swell day kiss

If I had known ni, I wld have gotten you a hamper and a s31 as na that one my money fit carry,but next year sha grin this one don go
Family / Re: My Pastor Gave Me A Pre-valentine Gift Yesterday by BrownShawty(f): 9:26am On Feb 16, 2017
Valentine's day is a day you celebrate love,and God is love,and you've to show love in church,as you can see,I said they gave gifts to couples and the remaining gifts was given to singles,but they had to do a singing competition to know who deserves the gift,its a Christian song,not "mad over you by runtown) so I see no reason why they can't do this in church,not like we were told to have sex,and I haven't even received my gift sef,its remaining that itel s31,how can I be drinking chivita and cake?na that one go bring me come nairaland? grin
jusRadical:



Valentine celebration and singing competition in the church?

Spits. Endtime churches, endtime pastors and timeend congregation.

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Family / Re: My Pastor Gave Me A Pre-valentine Gift Yesterday by BrownShawty(f): 12:55pm On Feb 15, 2017
MidolsStudent:
@brownshawty Ur pastor gave u juice and cake so wat should we do for u?
Wat again do u need?
you cannot be happy for me? angry
Politics / Re: Trump Silent On Phone Conversation With Buhari by BrownShawty(f): 10:42am On Feb 14, 2017
I knew the call stuff wasn't real, I wonder why they lie sha..especially that femi,mtchew..bunch of liars

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Celebrities / Re: Ketchup Turns Up For Grammy In Agbada [PICS] by BrownShawty(f): 10:29am On Feb 14, 2017
Kolade9:
Having two big phones doesn't make sense to me.
you're a hater
Family / Re: My Pastor Gave Me A Pre-valentine Gift Yesterday by BrownShawty(f): 4:19pm On Feb 13, 2017
brandonobi:
no plans o sad
lol sorry oh,just stay at home and watch movies jare,you'll be fine..or goto work..na kuku tuesday cheesy
Family / Re: My Pastor Gave Me A Pre-valentine Gift Yesterday by BrownShawty(f): 4:01pm On Feb 13, 2017
brandonobi:
congrats.
lol thanks o how will you celebrate your own valentine too? sad no plans
Crime / Re: Man Sleeps With Girlfriend’s Corpse After Killing Her by BrownShawty(f): 4:00pm On Feb 13, 2017
MOSTEC:
I smell lies
me too grin
Family / Re: My Pastor Gave Me A Pre-valentine Gift Yesterday by BrownShawty(f): 3:46pm On Feb 13, 2017
casttlebarbz:
i have switched off images on my browser...itel s31
when you switched off images,how's that my fault please??

Or will I go and buy cake and chivita to lie on nairaland??not like I get paid for views,I just decided to share the excitement to people..I even posted it on my Facebook sef...I posted that yesterday and I posted this today because I was bored and decided to just share it

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Family / Re: My Pastor Gave Me A Pre-valentine Gift Yesterday by BrownShawty(f): 3:34pm On Feb 13, 2017
godfatherx:
Any video evidence?
nah,I didn't record a video...I only took pictures, you can see that its not really clear sef,my phone camera is not that good...I'm trying to get a new one which is one itel s31 like that
Family / Re: My Pastor Gave Me A Pre-valentine Gift Yesterday by BrownShawty(f): 3:33pm On Feb 13, 2017
casttlebarbz:
al this lies to promote itel woreva
lies weytin? grin did you not see the attached picture ?
Science/Technology / Re: Photos Of Dolphin Caught In Brass, Bayelsa State by BrownShawty(f): 3:20pm On Feb 13, 2017
Nawaaa Nigerians and their mumu mumu thing sha angry and its fine ,I love them,they are friendly and harmless
Romance / Re: Top 10 Things You Shouldn't Do This Valentine's Day by BrownShawty(f): 3:15pm On Feb 13, 2017
That's how I didn't meet the FTC again o grin abeg weytin I do nairaland nah..who are these 3 people above me?its unfair o sad
Romance / Re: Top 10 Things You Shouldn't Do This Valentine's Day by BrownShawty(f): 3:14pm On Feb 13, 2017
FTC
Family / Re: My Pastor Gave Me A Pre-valentine Gift Yesterday by BrownShawty(f): 3:07pm On Feb 13, 2017
This is it grin

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Family / My Pastor Gave Me A Pre-valentine Gift Yesterday by BrownShawty(f): 3:06pm On Feb 13, 2017
-My Pre-Valentine story

Okay the story is a bit too long but I'll make it short.

Yesterday we had a pre-valentine celebration in church. And there were gifts for couples and singles. Red velvet cake and wine for couples and A pack of Chivita and cake for singles.

Lol after a few couples luckily got a cake and wine 12 gifts were left for singles and pastor decided to host a singing competition among ladies between the age of 16 and 22.

I was forced by people sitting close to me to participate even though they dont know if I sing well or not and I noticed my parents kept staring at me from their seats like "ain't you gon participate girl? All you do is sing in the toilet and while washing plates

Walked to the alter, all shaky and my heart was pounding way too fast.. We were over 50 then we reduced to 15 and then to 10...but there's this way the congregation screams and clap when im done singing. I was shivering and my heart was pounding really fast. We reduced to 5 and Then we were all asked to pick a valentine package. The whole crowd cheered. My mum got up from her seat and jumped on me, she kissed my cheek hehe

.. A lot of people from my seat corner stood up and cheered when I was walking towards my seat. Lol to me my perfomance was whack but among the 5 I was the best... A lot of people came to say hi and shook me after church sha, and some were congratulating my parents and commenting on how good I sang.. Suddenly everyone has become my friend, even fine fine boys.

I guess I'm a lucky person this valentine,because its not my thing at all,but I'm still expecting my itel S31 from one of my uncles,he wants to help out wink and I'll be sharing the testimony when he helps with the money completion.LOL its a big testimony oo,you.people know how the country is nah?and not all fingers are equal wink I'm so excited cool soso happy..

Well, all thanks to God. I'm happy. I just thought I should share this since it made me really happy. And those are pictures of my chivita and cake grin even though my siblings already drank 4 out of my chivita angry angry

Happy Valentines Day in advance to all the families here,and to the Christians and Muslims.. One love
Phones / Re: Pictures That I Took With The Itel S31. by BrownShawty(f): 3:03pm On Feb 13, 2017
ToriBlue:
But you guys are hyping it as if its a 13mp camera.
how many guys? grin shey you're okay laidiz??I posted pictures jejely yah saying "you guys" grin you want thunder to faya you?
Phones / Re: Pictures That I Took With The Itel S31. by BrownShawty(f): 3:03pm On Feb 13, 2017
Thavybe:
where did she get it for that price? Slot?
3chub..but even if the price wants to increase,maybe 30k,at 3chub or slot..they don't hike prices like others
Phones / Re: Pictures That I Took With The Itel S31. by BrownShawty(f): 12:10pm On Feb 11, 2017
15k ke grin haba,pity itel nah,she got it for 28k oo and I think its okay, phones don cost now,moreover I'll take pictures with the front camera and post,because na 5mp be the front and back,so the difference na just small,I wonder how their 8mp will be if 5mp is clear like thisgrin
bobo65:
This phone no suppose pass 15k


By d way Op didn't post the front camera picture
Jokes Etc / Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by BrownShawty(f): 11:58am On Feb 11, 2017
Omg,I made it to FTC

Thank God grin
Phones / Re: Pictures That I Took With The Itel S31. by BrownShawty(f): 11:27am On Feb 11, 2017
Mrbigman1:


I should discuss dis with her.
grin let me ask her
Phones / Re: Pictures That I Took With The Itel S31. by BrownShawty(f): 11:22am On Feb 11, 2017
Mrbigman1:
Plsssssssss can I ve her number?
what do you want to use it for? Uncle big man grin

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