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Pls help!!! I need an I.T manager, someone who has good networking knowledge , web development, content development and social media mgt skill pls let them

Simple thing just get a job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. And you won't notice anyone pass by big or small boobs

Ok, so I just graduated from school and told a couple of friends that I needed a job, one Saturday morning, a friend called me that her former boss who was starting his own company will be interviewing some applicant by 10am that same day at Ikeja. I was so unprepared I don't have a single cooperate wear cos all my cloth were skimpy undergraduate wears, the closest to it was a secondhand slim-fitted shirt and a very tight black trouser I wore on campus, unfortunately no light to Iron it and time was against me but I managed to look my best in it, together with my 3years old rugged shoe which has a bad heel that announced every step I take due to the protruding iron from it.
I manage to get there an hour late, upon entering the office I was shocked to see about 50 applicants all dressed in neatly ironed suits and perfectly polished shoes. I stood at the entrance for almost a minute with so many thought in my head am I at the right place? Should I just go back home? What post am I even applying for? I went out to check the address just to be sure I'm at the right place then went back in, looked for a place to sit beside a lady who was not seriously dressed like the others and waited for my turn, luckily, the lady asked if I've written my name I said no and she signaled the beautiful secretary dressed in a smart Red suit skirt she wrote my name, asked for my CV and application letter, that was when I realised I don't have an application letter then she ask which position did I apply for? Again, I don't know, she said how did I hear about the interview I told her the truth that a friend referred me to one of their director so she advised me to call the friend to notify the director that I'm around which she did. All the while all attention was on me I went back to my seat asked the lady beside me how she got to know about the interview and she told me their was a full page advert on Guardian NP!!! I asked her what position she applied for and she said cleaner/office assistance at that moment I realised how bad my dressing was. Eventually I was called in and my heartbeat increased, I was sweating like I just finished a marathon. As I was about to open the door to the conference room, I was lost in thought that I dint know when I did the sign of the cross 3 times and all the other applicants started laughing at me. Upon entering the conference room, seated were six richly looking men in their 50s at that moment I forgot everything I had rehearsed all I could think of is I can't impress these men, the A/C suddenly became too cold for me I started shivering and my palms were all wet I resolve to do my best and leave. I gave them my application letter for marketing position and my CV the MD asked a simple question have you market anything b4? I innocently answered 'yes I used to market underwear when I was in school' then he asked me do you know what we do here? Also, I said you represent a popular international manufacturer of electronics brand' then he asked apart from underwear what else have you sold? I told him I helped my aunty to sell cloth at Idumota, he laughed, looked at my CV then asked me how much am I expecting as salary and I felt not to scare them away so I asked for a very cheap amount. At last they asked me to wait outside. On getting back to the waiting room all other applicant were surprise to see me wait when those that appear better than I am had left. To cut a very long story short I was employed together with some other brilliant, good looking and experienced applicants. That was my fist Job in 2005

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Indifferent:
There is something I discovered nobody seems to be saying here. About that time, it wasn't actually 20mins. Imagine I bought 60mins(1hour) time, by the time I finished the test and the time they gave me was up. The time I bought remained 49 mins. How come? Bearing in mind that I spent some time before I logged in to worke forece. That time was actually faster, I wasn't 20 mins. Mine was 3-6 friday. Harsh test, I couldnt even read the passages well, cos I just wanted to finish before the time elapses.

Cyber cafe gives extra 10 min on top your 1 hr

babate3e:
i just did too o. am very happy, i don dey think say dey don get me from my village yesterday, as my code dey tell me say, its been used on another system. I haven't gotten the mail sha. You?

Not yet

SALES EXECUTIVES TEST
You have been given the opportunity to retake the test. Please check your email for new details. Kindly disregard if you are not interested.

Pls how many people got this message just got it around 1 pm today

SALES EXECUTIVES TEST
You have been given the opportunity to retake the test. Please check your email for new details. Kindly disregard if you are not interested.

Pls how many people got this message

dennismonehin:
The link is not opening. Can someone pls post the link so I can use it to confirm if it's same?The one I have here is... wfmc.criteria.com.ng .It's not opening at all. Someone help pls. I need to be sure.

Change your browser to Mozila firefox or Google Chrome now and don't use your phone Internet it is slow esp. Glo

I have done my test oooooo
Low time frame
Sincerely it is not easy to screen grab
20 questions 20 min
I pray I pass on Jesus name
No logic
Pure passages and abstract the calculations were easy

Queendo:
Just a piece of advice. Ask4bigniyo is trying . Pls if u need d past questions try to quote someone in doing so u are calling on their attention or send emails to those who hav received. Am willing to help out just send a mail to queendoone@yahoo.com. Thanks

Thank you so so much you are not just selfless but kind hearted God bless you plenty.
I'm also willing to send to those interested in the pdf thank you

Queendo:
Just a piece of advice. Ask4bigniyo is trying . Pls if u need d past questions try to quote someone in doing so u are calling on their attention or send emails to those who hav received. Am willing to help out just send a mail to queendoone@yahoo.com. Thanks

Please send to bukkylink@yahoo.com

Pls send it to bukkylink@yahoo.com I will show appreciation

the pay is limitless

I came for the interview and presently working for remisys limited. Thank God I did