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yahoofak:
For a post or a page ?

For the whole page...

Gidimasters2:
are you on blogger or WordPress

Blogger

I have searched all over the internet, of course I found some answers but they were way too technical for me to fathom. Can a good Samaritan out there help me, direct me on how to add "LIKE US ON Facebook" on my blog. Thanks

Iamtosignno:
tosignno:
Hi there my name is tosaino an [artist]
Show Love and pls download
my songs

first track

Title beginning

https://www.datafilehost.com/d/a7c999a4

second track

Title oye koti mo

https://www.datafilehost.com/d/2d9e3785

thanks as you download

I listened to "beginning". Well, the lyrics is somewhat okay but I think the production is wack or are you a stammerer ? (No offense). it kept going high and low. All in all id rate it 6/10. I'm also an upcoming artiste, you can listen to my track titled "Hold on".


http://tindeck.com/dl/xmmko

babyfaceafrica:
I bow to the divine in you...its Hindu

ooh... I see.

babyfaceafrica:
Namaste!!!

lol, what does that mean

sinaj:
This is what happens when you keep comparing yourself to other people or wish to be another person.

Low self esteem at its peak!


No matter what, be contented with what you have nd don't stop working to improve yourself.

This summarizes my whole point. Nice one Sinaj.

fynestboi, don't you think this is FP worthy?

I really don't wanna be FTC here.
Fynestboi, show me some love.

I am not sure if this is the right section to post this tho.

I was chatting with a "sister" a few days ago on whatsapp. I forwarded a congratulatory message to her on successful completion of her sophomore level in university. Of course, I was expecting a "thank you" or any form of appreciation but I was shocked by her reaction, to say the least.

She started lamenting, "ahh, what's that? Most of my mates are graduates now and happily married. Some own cars and houses already....." She kept lamenting endlessly, I decided to cut in when I had enough of the balderdash she was spewing, "...and do you know that your mates are in graves too?"

She didn't reply again, obviously speechless..

Yes! Its a fact that life can be unfair atimes, especially in this clime of ours where things are hardly progressive but we must keep *holding on* and try as much as possible to stop drawing unnecessary comparisons.

Be Calm! Your Time Will Come. Kenya is 2 hours ahead of Nigeria, but it does not mean that Nigeria is slow, or that Kenya is fast. Both countries are working based on their respective "Time Zones."

Many are still single; Some got married and 'waited'
10 yrs before having a child, there is another who had a
baby within a year of marriage.
Someone graduated at the age of 22, yet waited 5 years
before securing a good job; and there is another who
graduated at 27 and secured employment immediately !
Someone becomes a CEO at 25 and died at 50 while another becames a CEO at 50 and lived to 90 years.

Everyone works based on their 'Time Zone', People can have things worked out only according to their pace.
Work in your “time zone”.
Your Colleagues, friends, younger ones might "seem" to have gone ahead of you in life and probably some might "seem" to be behind you.

Don't envy them or mock them, it's their 'Time Zone.'
You are in yours.
Hold on, be strong, and stay true to yourself. All things shall work together for your good.
Always try as much as possible to RESPECT YOUR TIME ZONE.

Source: http://ogabenji..com.ng/2016/08/respect-your-time-zone.html?m=1

francisxbee:
Thnx alot bro

You welcome , what department by the way?

francisxbee:
What did u upload in the space for disability report?
And Your 100level, result, did u upload the one downloaded online on our e-result portal?

Disability report, I didn't have that in hand then, so I uploaded my admission or so, in its place just to fill the space.
as for the result, you can meet your exam officer and pay a token to have your statement of result printed out for you. thank you

francisxbee:
Hello bro I'm a student of futminna. Going to 200lvl hopefully nxt session. I need sum info from u

okay. I'm all ears.

Lalasticlala, shouldn't this be on FP

mightyhazel:
Looooo! V funny

Abi?? lol

BoleynDynaSTY:
Good morning ooh

Lol, why are you laughing na?? Good morning ma'am

12Monkeys:
95% of the change chanting zombies here are exactly like the author - they are still being fed by mummy and daddy.

......if you had looked at the end of the write up, you should have seen "satirical fiction"

MinorityTribe:
Futminna, You?

Futminna, what level?

Ubijus1:
I spoke with them this afternoon. here are the answers they gave to my questions:
1. shortlisting is over.

2. some numbers didn't get the text bc they can't receive bulk SMS as their lines are currently on DND list of some networks as a result of implementation of NCC directives.


3. emails will be sent 2moro to shortlisted applicants. so, if u didn't get the text bc of DND issue as explained above, you can as well check your email 2moro.

4. goodluck to those shortlisted.

do they allow the use of calculators In the exam?

[b]. "Hey! Segun, how much be bottle of palm oil?", I asked the seller I saw in the first shop, his name was boldly written on shop.
"Oga, na N350", he replied. I looked straight into his face and said," You think say I be learner abi, na your papa go come buy the palm oil for N350," I hissed, left for the second shop and met the same price. Having almost gone round all the shops and met the same price for oil; I decided to just settle for one, eggs were even N55 now.
"Segun, give me five bottles each of palm oil and groundut oil. A crate of raw eggs and a bag of rice", I demanded, acting as though I didn't come to the shop earlier. "Oga, I bin tell you say all prices for this market na the same, but you no gree hear. We dey even try reduce like N10", he said, then lowered his head a bit and added in a hushed tone, "You never hear say economy bad for this change regime?"
"See, no dey waste my time, pack wetin I tell you say make you pack come"

Sluggishly, Segun began to gathere all the food items I demanded. I was irked by this, as I just wanted to leave immediately. "Bros, dey sharp na, I get better things to go do for house abeg"
My plea fell on a deaf ear, I became so infuriated but what could I do? Absolutely nothing.

Finally, everything was set to go home except for my balance that I hadn't collected, yet Segun ignored me and had his attention taken away by his phone. I looked at him angrily, observed he was chatting on 2go and smiling. Obviously, he was already oblivious of my presence there, and I felt like slapping him but my instincts objected. Then I shouted out, " My friend give me my CHANGE"

The next day I woke up on a sickbed in our local hospital. My mum and sister were seating beside me, both looking perturbed and unkempt. Segun was also there, keenly staring at my face. "How do you feel now?", my mum asked. "I feel sharp pains in my head", I replied, and she added," sorry, it will soon subside, you have an idea what happened to you?"
"Uhmmm, Someone gave me a ricocheting slap from behind as soon as I asked Segun for my change, and before I could turn around to understand why, I was hit by another man with a bamboo stick on the head. That's all I remember."
"Oga, for that market them no wan to dey hear that word "change", becos them dey assume say na government workers dey talk am. Them dey vex die with the lie lie government. I bin wan tell you self", Segun cut in.

I learnt a simple lesson in a hard way, and right now I have made up my mind never to go near that market again. If I must buy something that is not nearby, I'd rather place an order online. I just hope Konga sells egg, Oil and Akpu.



SOURCE: www.ogabenji..com
Author: Capableben
Based on: satirical fiction [/b]

MinorityTribe:
And writing at Abuja.

cool, from which school?

Add me in the whatsapp group pls, who's writing at Abuja?

[b]I have seen Nigerians complain bitterly on Social media and TV about the stiff, unfavorable and dwindling economy of the nation and how it has resulted into a hike in the market prices of goods but I never took them serious. Probably because I did not have a first hand experience or I found it difficult to fathom why the dwindling price of crude oil in the international market would affect the price Musa sells yam to us in my area.

One day, my sister went to the market to get foodstuffs and came back wearing a frown. "What's the matter", mum asked her. "Mum, you won't believe that eggs are now sold N50 in the market, N20 increment,"she retorted.
"Wetin concern fowl nyash and economy? You know what, next week I will be the one to go buy our foodstuffs, I think they are cheating you because you are a girl.", I cut in immediately. Mum tried to make me understand why prices were on a hike but I insisted that i must go.

The following week, I grabbed the foodstuff budget and marched to the market like a hero on a mission to save his people. I didn't forget to wear a hard look and boldened my voice a little , all In a bid to undermine the foreseen efforts of extortion that will be put by the sellers in the market.......... [/b]

I Vote Finestboi

Reski:
Brother you can easily make a 2.1. just like I advised the op with a GPa of above four points for the next 5 semesters should get you into a comfortable 2.1 cgpa. but aim for the moon and you might just fall on the sky. Aim for first class Gpa from now henceforth till you graduate I assure you if you don't make a first class you will end up with a very comfortable two one which is not such a bad grade after all.
Do not despair students have worst faced worst odds than yours and still came out on top. Just believe and your case will not be different.
Success is earned so get to work my friend.
See you at the top.

Thanks bro.. work started!!

Akkord4gov:
I don't want to argue with the op cos he has listed these with his experience and I agree that will be the experience of many first class graduates but I always wonder why mine was an exception

I made any friends(serious or unserious),i don't make use of the library always,i didn't start well from 100(maybe if I started well,i would have ended better),i am allergy to sitting in the front row,none of my lecturers knew me except my course adviser etc....

But in conclusion,all these points listed by the op are very important to make a First Class

How about a DE student that started with a GP of 3.17? Seven semesters remaining.....

Reski:
To be honest with you the chances of making a first class is very slim to none but not impossible think of Leicester if you are football fan. Although you didnt state your supposedly low gpa so lets assume its very low around the pass range please correct me if I am wrong. Then in such a case You need a fairytale run of 5.0 gpa every semester till you graduate. Reason been that your first low gpa will keep dragging you back. But a 2.1 is quite possible just dont get below 4.points from now hencefort and you will just be fine.
Note it all depends on the duration of your course whether 3 or 4 years.

Cheers

Advice me bro. My situation is akin to the previous poster's. I'm also DE student. My GPA is presently 3.17 and I have 7 semesters left. I'm so depressed. What's the possibility of finishing WELL

KingMEXX:
300 lvl Bpharm student, UNN and also member Pans HoR. Most students see Pharm Chem as one tough dept although Pharm Tech are gradually taking over that title here in UNN. Lecturers are nice and you merit every single mark yu get. In my opinion, pharmacy is the sweetest course that requires much dedication and commitment. My fav dept so far has to be Cognosy

How possible and flexible is it for a graduate of CHEMICAL ENGINEERING to switch to Pharmacy?

[b]The new government came in with a deep sense of duty,diligence and transformation; and induced a renewed enthusiasm and hope in citizens. The expectations were terribly high, especially in the northern part of the country.
Many thought and expected that these 'changes' would begin to manifest almost immediately and an end has come to our national plight and tribulations, finally.

Unfortunately, over 12 months have gone by now, with the government in office yet no 'appreciable' achievements have been noted vis-à-vis the promises made during their campaign. They were obviously "hype speeches" as the expectations of the masses have not been met at all.

However, it is also obvious and notable that we have an assiduous government in place that needs her citizens to exercise enough patience and time for the fruits of her efforts to manifest.

Generally, Nigerians have been through very difficult times lately; some of these difficult times are even unprecedented (e.g Tomato Ebola). The economy is "harsh" and everyone feels and acknowledges that fact, ranging from juveniles, adolescents, to the aged. Its unlike old times when such situations were felt by our parents alone.

Nigerian Undergraduates are one set of people that can verily relate to these national predicaments; this is because most of the things affected are essential components of an average Nigerian students life: Hike in market prices of goods, epileptic power supply, fuel scarcity, etc. The last time I went shopping in the market for my school provisions, I was flabbergasted by the prices of goods. At first I thought I was in Congo or Niger, I had to control myself so much not to outrightly display my emotions. The thing that even irked me most was that even Garri, I mean our dear Garri, Garri of all goods had a higher price. These people wicked abeg!

How about electricity? Just tell me, how would a student enjoy campus life without electricity? How would you do your online research for your assignments? How about pressing your clothes to do project defenses? Its so pathetic.

Before this time, I used to think its so weird to bring your phones to church to charge them. I never bought the idea, but as the electricty situation worsened, my brother no one told me to join the UNION OF CHURCH CHARGERS. Nowadays, My dressing for lectures is incomplete without my phone charger and an extension box in my schoolbag.
The situation has worsened by the day; I have even forgotten when last power was restored in my school.

Finally, I'd advise the FG to work harder to put things in place. If they can't make the situation better, they should at least, revert us to our previous status; we bought enough Garri then with little money and got electric power steady enough for us to plug our hotplates and cook beans.


My Name is CapableBen,
I'm a Nigerian Student!

SOURCE: www.ogabenji..com[/b]

JimiOgunlola:
The OP must be fulani, I can see his struggling attempt to protect monumental fraud created by lugard the drunken sailor all in a bid to keep oil flowing. Shame

well, I'm not Fulani or anywhere near that.