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stubbornman:
My dear let's hope oh.....me sef go quit my job thinking I was going to follow stream 1......I was angry but not anymore... make we just hope...Since Jan.!!!

ya ya ya very sure.....all fingers crossed.

Bigromeo:
mowe opp redemption camp

alright kul

stubbornman:
kai!!! house don tire this bae oh

my broda wetin man pikin go do na person wey dey hauz since Jan...no go tiya. it's jus b a wasteful year but a good one though. in all I give thanks to God.
************** so dat update just have to b genuine or else d updater will b in hot soup.

Bigromeo:
omo ibadan.nice

lolz. ...were are u @

y0rmee:
Good morning, fam!

Really missed this place. Always coming around to read updates though.

Camp had been both fun and ugly. Everyone's got to experience both sides of it. But eitherways, it's all worth it.

NOTE OF WARNING!
If you really want to enjoy the NYSC camp, ensure you take along sufficient cash. I'm not talking of 5-10k. 40-60k will have you covered. Reason? Things are very expensive on camp. More like twice the price of things outside.

This is me repping Oyo state camp. One of the best camps ever.

Below's a shot of myself (at the front) and ma platoon friends.

I sight u bro nice pics u got here.... camp stress ain't telling on u at all... probably u will extend ur own stay in camp with extra one week lolz....neway looking gud fa.

paragon40:
Notice!!! pls inform ur friends wu r in stream 2:
TO ALL STREAM 2 CORPERS
You will be able to print your call up letter on the 12th - 16th of
December so as to know where you are posted to and to report to camp 5th -6th of January 2017. Pls inform others You will be able to print your call up letter on the 12th - 16th of December so as to know where you are posted to and to report to camp 5th -6th of January 2017. Pls inform others #copied

Beautiful update if it is genuine o.
please were did u get d info.
neway 12th ain't far fetched so let's wait till den.

guruvicawelt:
babe i haff tire.. thank God for mmm ma money go enta like 2moro.. i go just go atm.. strictly bolly,fried yam, indomie and egg(buh them dey use water) ehn ehn i fit buy pure water give them.. since dah yesterday ma belle dey do me somehow

mmm sure pass...... but eyah!!!! Sha jus kip enduring very soon u will b out from dat modernized prison.

Bigromeo:
na season o so get ready.kpele.where u at?

yes o true talk....@ Ibadan

Greatness366:
thanks dear na wetin we sign for is to enjoy it

yes o datz d spirit oya double up

Slickchick:
Ever since I cooked in in camp kitchen yesterday (delta state camp), I vowed never to eat there again. They asked us to separate the rotten tomatoes from the good ones. We thought they wanted to throw them away since they are bad, only for them to ask us to take it to the grinding machine. I could not believe it . They used it to cook the jellof rice. May God help us. Both mammy market & kitchen are feeding us poison . As for me I will only eat what I see them cook in front of me in that mammy market like fried yam, indomie, bread & suya. Before I will carry typhoid.

seriously indomie, bread&suya,fried yam all the way.... person cannot come Nd go and carry sickness because he dey camp... mtcheeeew.

guruvicawelt:
Hey God oooooooooooo



nysc haff kee ma life oooooooo


so 2day just started tho its gonna b same routine buh some lil changes on the routine of ma platoon, its ma platoon's turn to be in d kitchen, so i was among the selected people.. omehn wetin i see for diz kitchen i nealy faint .. i no know say na poison nysc obubra camp they cook for us o.. so naw twas pap we were to prepare for breakfast naim them say make we fill some big pots wit water, na so i relax dey wait for mayb a tanker that will bring the water so we can start feeling it. next tin o one of d staff just came and said wat are we still doing idle, we now told her that there was no water that d wan from d kitchen tap was unclean as twas coloured and sometin like oil on the surface of d water, dah we cant use o citing d fact dat its not healthy. mehn d woman told us dah dats d water theve've been using to cook since day one and that there z natin that can b done, omehn i fainted in ma mind.. plz o u guyz should help out o.. which drug should i take am considering taking 6tab of augmentin, 4tab of ciprotab,17cap of amoxil, and like 1000tab of paracetamol..

hmmmm!!!! don't take drug overdose o.
But dis matter is very serious ,why will nysc b playing with people's health lyk dis.....oily water for cooking and people's children will b eating not knowing d process d food has undergone mtcheeeew!!!!! dis is so disgusting.
At least nysc should have appointed an official dat will be inspecting the kitchen and cooking process.... Hygiene should be taken very seriously.
That is how corpers will b dying in camp and nothing will be done about it.
with dis update, going to camp ain't exciting me anymore..where u will go Nd someone will cook poison for people to eat.wish I can skip camp Nd go to ma ppa.
************
neway thanks for the info at least I will no how much I will take to camp dis one na Mami Morin,afternoon Nd nyt. only God knows if the Mami food is even healthy for consumption.

Greatness366:
Chia camp haff taya me ooo no rest no sleep white canvas everytime crowded room so tey every body get cough and catarrh cos of poor ventillation to baff sef na wahala d oda day person say my water enter her mouth for bathroom d matter taya me abeg let camp finish joor but is Fun as same time stressful i don black con slim join am hmmn life of a kofa in camp ODIEGWU O

eyah!!!! sowie about dat jus continue to endure very soon d camp nightmares will be over and it will all b a story to tell jus try Nd use d eagerness u had wen u wanted to enter to finish up d remaining week besides it's one week down already.
so Cheers.

Bigromeo:
hahaha....funi u.yeah sure.am gud and u?

dats kul am fine..but d harsh weather is sumtin else.

chiefojiji:
Lemmie be your drilling instructor for house na?
abi what is my usefulness again

hahaha....Oga calm down joor....

guruvicawelt:
lolz... u are carried babe.. no fear u hear? tho ma 2day update will be more scarier than d previous.. wetin ah see 2day fear catch me for health sake. i will relate it after diz post..

alright no wahala.. waiting for the update patiently.... fingers crossed for the scary part.

guruvicawelt:
mehn i hate this social nite.. time person for use flex for mami market them come make am mandatory for us to go diz boring social nite.. i for prefer i take the time sleep.. ma 2day was just normal routine.. also number of people fainting are on d increase, ah carried a gal along with some other guys to d clinic. babes of ocean 2. gauge urself wella for d drills

just gat goosebumps now.. sounds so scary. I think I have to start my own drills now for hauz so camp drill won't pull me down.

Am loving ur updates please kindly keep it up cos while reading it, I feel like am in camp already.

Bigromeo:
sowi jare sleep dey my eyes then.i fink say na u nt knwn it was mind

lolz ok no wahala....I was surprised tho cos my bd done pass since but any which way hope say d sleep don clear.
how u doing.

mcmind:
Thanks dear
Much appreciated

u re highly welcome.

freshboy88:
OFN...Operation Feed the Nation

Na wa o.

mightyleks:
. Na Kwara I dey fa..... Hope u good. Our platoon won their match yesterday 2-0 I played on the wings 11 precisely

Kwara alright fa dats kul and am fine just waiting patiently for sea 2.
kudos to ur platoon and to u too.
cute u @ur pics....but what is dat bae wearing.?

Afrok:
I'm not concerned about her face that was painted with water colour ... my concern is; where is her boobs?

dis is too much to bear....wada!!

joshuachuks93:
Pls smebori in Nasarawa camp sd he ws told by a NYSC official dt stream 2 will go to camp in March. pls our frnds in other camps wey don dey close to officials hlp us gt confirm dis news o....

which kin news b dis one... com oga no give person Hbp oo...
please try Nd confirm well o.

Bigromeo:
hbd beautiful

hbd??

Haychay:
Hope in the camp they divided the stream into stream1 and stream2. U guys shouldn't touch stream2 stream ohh

hahaha lolz dis cracked ma ribs.

mcmind:
Happy new month and
Happy Birthday to me
Birthday in camp #RiversCorper

Happy birthday o.... wllnp.

chumaster:
Don't worry, NYSC will train you wella. Done with morning parade, recieving SAED lectures with Kapable75 now;

ok dear...oya double up if ure walking ure wrong.

Posimii:
on a serious note,I Neva experience d fun na d tasteless food? sweetheart hold enough money for mami I beg. abi na wen dem giv u break bfor u eat say mak u rest ur back soldiers don dey pursue u go back yhmmmm

wow dis is serious o.... thanks for the info dear....I gats dey over boxed up den...but I tot they should b an ATM around their.

Posimii:
lolz,no b only ocean na sea. January go soon b next month now dear.... all tins work for good.
How u dey?

abi o my dear.
am fine dear.
how camp stress/ fun??

chumaster:
ajibo!

I pray o... me na confirm ajepako...d only tin is I skip meals wen am stressed out.


how are u doing today Nd camp stress/ fun

Posimii:
Ahhaaahaaa,don't kno wat to say. Glo line doesn't connect at all in my hostel,it only go tru on parade ground and those soldiers yhmmmm,dare dem not else my level go change from phoneful to phoneless.
I missed u guys shaaa,seriously I really do.
I sha don buy airtel line so I go fit dey konet small for night.

Posimii so u left me in ocean 2 Nd went to ocean 1 na wa o I tot we are in this together. neway bae flex ur camp life jawe.... but stay away from soldiers wahala o.

I dey ur back January tins.

monniyi:
packed my load comot, migrated to stream 2 block.

abeg where the block dey

chumaster:
lol, bae so you are in Ocean II too

Asin na sea ll I c myself o...dem say make I chop Christmas rice Nd chicken com fat more before going to camp because my type will slim down within 2 to 3 days under stress.