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[quote author=Nigellus_Hosan]Ure Chest So Flat it's d S.I unit for smoothness[/quote]You so lanky, you can be used as a cane for cows

[quote author=Nigellus_Hosan]Ure So light u drink liquid Osmium[/quote]Your sunlight powder soap cereal is really working wonders on you

rill: u've got a fully developed body and yet have bo.obs the size of nomskiO nipp.les.

If only your d.ick could f*uck a new born calf

[quote author=Nigellus_Hosan]Your mouth is so wide u put on a Horse's muzzle[/quote]Your BO is so strong such that whenever you close to a pit toilet, it complains.

Hernadez99:

You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you
"Shi*t Happens" .

You so cold-blooded you can be used as a deep freezer

[quote author=Nigellus_Hosan]Ure eyes are So damn big ure face looks like a petri dish[/quote]Your nose is so large that you draw up the entire air when you inhale and pollute the universe when you exhale.

Hernadez99: Your so short when u sit on the floor your feet dangle

your beard is so bushy that rats take refuge in it....duuh

[quote author=Nigellus_Hosan]Ure So Ugly u make Obasanjo pretty[/quote]You are so fat, you need a trolley to support your protruding belly

rill: Am sorry buh our body systems do not work the same way.

of cus they dont, cus yours is totally underdeveloped

[quote author=Nigellus_Hosan]Ure so lean n Hairy..
Ur legs look like d leanest yam tubers ever[/quote]You so short, you can fit into my shirt pocket comfortably

Uyi Iredia: Very lame ! The word 'jobful' is a joke coming from you. I must say you cut the picture of the berdy class jerk very well.

of cus, its mine, can you boast of one? Of cus not cus your brain is as empty as a haunted castle

rill: And this is coming from sum1 whose iq is directly propotional to the number of alphabets in her moniker

Oh, how I wish yours was greater than that of soldier ant.

Hernadez99: Your head so bald,flies use your head for a run way

go stronger, ok? This is for my 5yr old cousin

rill: And this is coming from sum1 whose iq is directly propotional to the number of alphabets in her moniker

No wonder you dont pass urine, your senses might just leak away.

[quote author=Nigellus_Hosan]U're So impoverished u try to milk ur Chest which is flatter than the floor[/quote]You are so malnourished that you have to double up just to look like a being and not a lizard....

Iaz93: Cathaliya is so ugly, rain drops always try to dodge face.

Well, the only reson they dodge is cus they dont wana wet a damsel like me....whereas your face is used as rat poison....at the sight of you, dey drop dead.

[quote author=Nigellus_Hosan]So U know ure obsessed[/quote]i understand, its kinda embarrasing to admit that you release your liquid by just mentioning my name.

rill: This thread no get head or tail.
And the poster above na first class mumu

...and you actually read from the first page to the last.....?
No wonder your brain has been damaged.



Btw, I totally concur with your second statement

spikes C: yeah, i use it to see only myself when i face u

You damn right cus you just have to keep convincing yourself that the the image you see on that mirror, is da bomb.

Uyi Iredia: Sure. Dem chics are real jobless these days.

Yea you so jobful you had to waste your mb to read things written by jobless girls?
How interesting..!

Iaz93: This thread is now boring.

Please, I need a new set of rētards.


Nomskio, cathaliya, spikes and co. itaf do!

You can register your dumb skull for participation....lets see what it can shoot.

[quote author=Nigellus_Hosan]Cathaliya What Happen ??
Don't U rest Since Page 1-20[/quote]Obsession can be very dangerous , ya know

spikes C: i haven't got a reply yet. I just can't fathom the relationship between stroke and crazy, nor the level of illiteracy one can attain

Exactly what your structure instigated in her....alrighty, lets go practical, but first, do you own a mirror?

Vivly: No. I don't understand what you meant in your first line

I said you should make me proud...thought you Igbo?

demelza: Anything goes missing, I will boil your cajones in a vat of oil.

as usual, #girls rule

Vivly: Okwu gini? E si gini in your first line?

dont tell me you edited my post o?

spikes C: Yeah sweet, i went to give them ur address. I just couldn't allow u live live this

I heard that yoour mum had stroke immediately she saw what she gave birth to.....does that mean, your continual habitation with her drove her crazy?

Vivly: Biko bia ba

Asa make proud nah...kwuonu okwu.

spikes C: All izz not well, some are sick in the head

I knew you would do the right thing by submitting yourself to the mental authorities....kudos

Alrighty peeps, am so tired...officially done for today......have fun latecomers.

Idowu, charge up the scene.

kagari: nne hapu okwu ima na conji amanyi mmadu

Ike agwugom sef...... I will just read on from now

Vivly: Nigerian

South....I get.
Adios
I knew you were humourless.