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@ poster
duh



duh

@ welli
what are you doin this late,

@ welli
not my fault , _{its quite heavy}

@ welli
am serious ,the girl been just dey there de look am,

another one is in my former place of work,we deal with a lot of peps so thankfully it was during closing ours,i went to pee and forgot to zip up i walked around the office for like 3 minutes (very spacious office and we deal with around 100 to 300 persons per day) b4 one of the girls that washes the toilet told me zip up , i was shocked, imagine if this happend during middle of wrkin hrs with like 300 people staring at ,i for faint

mine was during nysc,my room mate brought in this girl,he was trying to do unfortunatly the girl was frottin that they just meet blablabla,after some time we got talking and i found out she is afriend of my sis( during allthis period i was on my bed wearing only boxers and coverd with my cover cloth)she was on my room mates bed(room mate was out) which is adjacent to my bed, so while we were talking i was lying down and she was facing me,suddenly i decided to cover my self well with the wrapper and decided to change postion on the bed then droop my balls fell out from my boxers all the while we were talking she was jst lookin at my balls ,until i decided to readjust again after about 15 minutes thats when i realised my property out side ,sharp sharp i carry my load back

panty

chei see the way chelski dey useless manure    
i no fit believe say na  the man u team wey win the epl be this
chelsea wack wack wack,see as them dey do like agbayas for field

manure don finish c ronaldo is about to go on _6months injury    

if only the no cheat arsenal out   we for show them soccer  

@ nella i like ur signature

no perfect being or thing in this life,the essence of our beings is to try to be perfect in what ever we do with the help of God

ol boy see the way chelski dey useless manure

is this the man u team that won the epl
chei see chelski wack wack wack
arsnal for waya these two teams dumb chei if only

ive said it before and ill say it again we are a bunch of herds being led by cattle
during the election btw obj and olu falea nigerians choose an ond holder and ex miltary man to be president over us than a well acedemically qualified man whom also has political experience(was babangida sec).thank God for umaru but am sorry to say but thers no difference btw now and obj govt. the prob now is that most of objs men are still very much in aso villa doing what they know how to do best, squander

the talk now is vision 2020 read my lips it will change to 2050,jst watch and see

i know this post may not directly relate with that of the poster but God help us all
if we had human leaders life would have been better

@ madam jenn
i said ur husband drogba is a diver on the field,in water,on water _{in the bed}

@9
dont mess wiv ma girl man

@9cents
ur heart shild be beating now, check the guys aw is about to buy from my previous posts
u go fear
he jst bought zizou junior    
c ronaldo is  diver period and so is _drogba

@ ib
tennis was made for angels like u in mind to show off ur beautiful legs (am a tennis fan from now on)

fluke goal for chelski

  ope dem don wound c ronaldo

gunners for nxt season

hey ib,sup babe _{reaches out and hugs her  
omo this babe they add weight oo}

@sauce
ur not doing what am paying you for,u aint protecting my girl

@9
smell the the boundry pee

ill brb y'all i need to go watch the match

_{aki and} paw paw

@iah
how can you jada pinket isnt fine
left to me that ladies edible

ibk you go girl, and that was very very very very




dry ,
ill ask nairalanders to donate laughter for you starting with me
ha




ha

must you ryhme

mo gbo yoruba

too quite a dude



wwtlt you had butterflies in your tommy

@ ib
profiles still loading check back when it finishes,

@ welli
temper temper we just playing games

like right now



wwtlt u had sex

half baked graduate

too for that



wwtlt you went for an interview

ice ??

ty bello ladies first

mick

bear _{as in teddy}

na so oyibo like grammer reach ,i think those peps prefer the hammer being hit on the head gbam,as in straight to the point,anyways kpele.so u no dey spie ,thats wonderful



@ jay
whos ur sweetie? uno dey fear agian abi

@thug
she dey for hire abi for sale

ib offer to you